NewStats: 3,262,191 , 8,176,406 topics. Date: Sunday, 01 June 2025 at 09:39 AM 446s59

SIMP is that you?

COMRADES are speechless, Buhari took us back to iron age, which age now Tinubu dey take us to. Guy brase up for stone age

I'm confused. Is it new yam festival or beer and nkwobi festival? I follow dey ask oo

[quote author=Creamypie post=131518196]Islamists, Indians and Pakistani pipo, una doh. Sexually depraved homosapiens. They can sleep with anything hole, even nuzzle of Dane gun.

What an IKEGWURU SITUATION!

On his mandate, we stand!

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Burna my niggar

Davido is just a frogged voice who uses too much voice enhancer in the studio and yet he dishes out dog shitt to his fans ....Davido is no where near this my play list at home

cole
The weekend
Imagine dragons
Jesse jags
Sia
Burna boy
2face
Katty pery
enger
Bruno Mars
wizkid( Balogun the big boy)
Avicii( rest in peace)
Twenty one pilot
The Chainsmokers
Dig the kid
Cold play
Khalid
Maroon 5
Calum scot
John legend
Selena Gomez
post malone( the music wizard)
Ellie Goulding
Christiana aquilera
A great big world
Rita ora
Clean bandit
Dua lipa
Martin garixx
Major Lazer
The night
Edsheeran
Taylor swift
One din
Lewis capaldi
Sam smith
Ariana Grande
Kehlani
Billie eilish
Camilo Cabello..

Can you help me with a screenshot of your play list for easy ing brO.

chiboycue:




Kuchi Kuchi (oh baby ) by Jodie
Searching by OJB Jezreel
Onyinye by Obiwon
Kpo Kpo Di Kpo by Faze
Bolanle by Junior & Pretty
Need somebody by Faze

[quote author=johnydon22 post=41925571] [b][i]No not really are they looking for ways to die. they only understand the simple pleasures of life... While many are swimming in the delusion of getting a better life after this one others are realizing that there won't be any you after you are dead.

That the most important time of your life is now and the most important place is here and all you have got is this.

So they live their life as it should, have fun, fall madly in love, eat what you like, have sex, adventures, crazy crazy escapades and extreme fun..

While Africans are jumping from one crusade house to the other looking for another life others are living the lives they've got the best they can...

I have always maintained that "People who are think they have some good nice place better than the earth that they will go to after they are dead are not really living, they are just waiting to die.."

I choose to live

Life is short, nobody should take it too serious because none is getting out of it alive.
You just spoke to me.

[quote author=marlow1962 post=120741862]Listen to your mum, she's trying to save her only child from doom.
Bumshort in public, exposing your dirty chicken pox killed lap (how pathetic)
Rotf& lols.... You're very funny bro...

[quote author=Urheaster post=119129185] You killed the snake beyond la la identification.
Lols.

Na man you be.
Beta talkinson

I'm here to learn

Not really. My thought tho.

Calibrator:
When you understand human nature to an extent then human behavioural patterns like this stops surprising you.

I will keep that in mind.

IGBO AMAKA TO THE WORLD!

Congratulations to them

OkokobiokO!!! LMAO!
PLS. CAN SOMEONE GIVE HER/HIM MICROPHONE, SO THAT SHE/HE WILL TELL US HOW SHE/HIM SURVIVED IT.

Buddha3:
Una go dey busy dey cook nonsense and nairaland s will be promoting mediocrity.

Wetin concern egg sauce and that sand-filled local version of crayfish wey dey give odd aroma to soups sef?

Pocohantas will soon come here to show her primitive culinary knowledge. Mtscheew!

Must you bring in your bad Energy?

Thank God you are lucky this time..
Next time I don't think you would be.
Those guys are being sponsored by Government.
Know this and know peace.

Messi1:
Why is everybody giving me gbass gboss

WELCOME TO NAIRALAND!!!

itsene:

Go to the village and farm
Nothing for you in the city.

Back to sender!

What will I use this information and do now?

jojothaiv:

I tell you!

Senior man, you know say if we no hustle, shishi no go gum pocket. Like this, like this, I don enter street go reason how today matter go be....

Good luck brO.

jojothaiv:
If e soft for your side, use am well.

After all the waka waka, na 700 naira follow me enter house, I use 300 naira guide aza use 200 naira win half mudu of garri, 100 naira for kuli kuli, 50 naira for transport, 50 naira for Sunday Offering...

Sapa na Bastard.

I Observed from the look of things, that you have a happy home.
May your marriage be Lovely that you Celebrate a GOLDEN JUBELEE with your husband and household.

Foreign #200
Local #150

Tinubuwins2023e:
This people from the dead sun are actually evil and wicked. Imagine doing this to a 2 month old baby, what else can't they do? Peter Obituary is this one's mentor o.

Young man where is thy Conscience
Must you joke with everything
Oh God where is HUMANITY

His Crime was that "HE WAS CRYING LIKE OTHER BABIES DO"....
I felt heartbroken when reading this with my wife.