NewStats: 3,264,788 , 8,184,716 topics. Date: Thursday, 12 June 2025 at 11:34 AM 566i6g

DystopianMuse:
Why do your misrable soul care so much about the op. That makes you bark about on the thread like a stray dog. Seeking hisauthentication like google authenticator he his.. What an unfortunate person trying to sound intelligent with grammar. Learn a skill.? You think everyone is a peasant like you and your for ever wretched parent whom will not die well because of the destitute of a son they brought to the world. Or you think everyone work the 9-5 like you do. That is if you even have one. And not one of those misrable fellow roaming about to extort people or scamming people online. E no go better for you and your unfortunate parent in this life and next life. Even your posterity will bear the brunt. You want to tame me. The same way your useless father tame the bitch of a person you call your mother while she was busy frolicking around for bread crumbs. Who knows you are even a product of an unholy one night stand or a bastard. Because your bitch of a mother can't be trusted. If you don't desist this thread will become hell for you. You think you are equal to the task. Ask others before you.

You see why i call you donkey.. no intelligent whatsoever in your dna.
You're asking me why i care and respect the op, boy you're stupid indeed.. you're even calling for his help yet you go about abusing him, doesn't that make you a compound idio.t? Look go open your thread, the moment you distract this man from giving me updates i came here to get, you'll suffer from me.. less i forget, have you started praying yet? If not come i have a job for you at seme border.. reach me urgently

DystopianMuse:
I tag those guys because i know the hypocrisy you guys exhibit here. If you are not mad to the extent that you are about to enter the market square while will you choose to roll in the mud with an imaginary pig. You want to tame me. That must be your dream job since you lack purpose in your misrable existence. Your unfortunate parents deserves to be lynched alive for giving birth to good for nothing fool like you. I know you must still be in their basement since you dont have the willpower to do great things as they look like movies to you. That is if your useless and peasant parents have one. Because i know they must have been poor all their existence to the extent that they didnt have the time to give you basic home training not to involve other person parent in your ranting. They must have use you to beg for alms. While you were young thats why you think everybody is a peasant like them. E no go better for you and your peasant parent early this morning.

You see me like this, i care less, you can cry me a river stupid useless boy.

Nothing vex me you calling the thread owner stupid yet you're still here seeking his authentication, useless son of a useless parents that couldn't handled a simple task of bringing you up well.. inferiority complex will damage you, you see this thread na me and you.. I've already brought myself low to your level, we will roll together.. make yourself useful this morning, go out there and learn skill, leave a stupid man's thread alone, if you got nothing doing this morning, use that time to cry to God to alter the generational curse you and your family are suffering from else you will turn up worst than your ancestors.. you can see you're already confused with your gender 😢

DystopianMuse:

I know I purposely tag you guys because I know the type of hypocrisy here once is start giving him back to back

Give who or what back.. I know you're a pig and I'm personally ready to roll with you on dirt today, i thought you're strong, why ran to tag people this donkey guy.. if you think your stupidty has no cure why think about what others might think of you. You're going about calling people stupid, your fellow mammals won't see, let me catch any of you.. bring whatever you have, I'm here.. unfortunate child of underachievers parents

DystopianMuse:
You have perfectly describe how the misrable existence of your parents. As The peasant they are. And you their wretched son and their other low life children couldnt come to their aid. They might just be back from their beggin adventures while you and your other siblings got some crumbs from that . Which is what you use to be able to afford some cheap data to tame some imaginary dog you misrable ancestors put on this thread before their unfortunate demise.

Lol..

In your next life, that's if you'll not come as okro or waterleaf, Pray to God to give you capable parents/guardians.. your behaviour here is a sign of poor molare & social upbringing but that's ok since we don't know if you're even mentally ok or not, whichever way, I'll continue to offer you my prayers to become useful to your own benefits in life.

DystopianMuse:
Here we go again with the abuse . Na u dem send come to tame me like that your useless mother dog abi. Erniok nigeriasamurai alamkir shoodboi2 ibime appleyard vi3ly jovi10 uleato tiopii segun2222 lanre316 allthelight okpansukkaisbae and others . Shey una dey see na jeje i dey o wey this werey they curse my ancestor say him go tame me like say i be him misrable papa dog. I dey abuse for here but i no dey involve family if i start my own this thread go hot this mirable guy

Well, let me educate you more on your immediate ancestors, nothing much sha, just take consolation in the fact that your parents were actually underachievers and you've done well far above them in achieving that which they couldn't.. Changing your gender to female is the wisest thing you would've done in your life dusse, i understand being a man may have demanded so much from you, you had to change to female to mitigate/evade manhood, well again congratulations smart ass, at least this is all you'll ever go close to achieving in this life cos not even your self esteem or ingenuity will allow you this.. This is not a prayer o but a genetic observation.

DystopianMuse:
When are you posting updates about the sunk russian ship. Or it doesn't concern you

DystopianMuse:
Abeg rest . POSting the same rubbish many times in a row. Just to hype up your imaginative russian capability. Btw. Give us update on that ship that was hit and sunk

You this low life good for nothing donkey.. I'm imagining your ancestral lineage like wtf, the stupidity is damm too concerntrated, it must've been handed down to you.
Your low self esteem couldn't cope competing for news updates fairly with the thread owner to the point that you went multiplying your handles, impersonated him countless times, copied his writting styles with blue font colour yet still, you're still roaming with no relevancy here, you said he's stupid, he cannot or doesn't post correct updates, so smart as you are, can't you help him post those news you think will be relevant here, Oh you fear it'll not gain traction because it's coming from a donkey? You see how stupid and useless you are on this thread? You begging a stupid person to be helping you post the news you like for you.. See your miserable useless life before you now? I'm out to tame you this night let me here kpim from you.

Procashtips:


Has sand finished in your area?

If not, kindly go play with some.

You really think everyone is as childish & jobless as you.?
You can't even shade.. it's sand and playing that's roaming in that your tiny space called head. ☹️

Procashtips:


I caused nothing. I only called his attention to what he did.

If you copy anything not written by you, quote the source at the other of the quote or use " from the start and the end of the quote.

All he needed to do what to correct himself, not try to be clever by half.

We see how writerng and the others have been doing their own quotes/copy paste. He should take a clue.

As for the confused being using this to call his calling, he should get busy with his life

Shut up that your egoistic mouth there.. to what aim did you intend to use your correction to achieve.
Whether from A or B we're all here to read and filter updates no matter where or who is posting it. If he decided to copy and paste without referencing, has that stopped you from breathing this weekend? Why can't you all use common sense to allow this place have some level of decorum.?
Ok now that you've corrected him, you're now officially an achiever, you've achieved alot in this life.. 👏

DystopianMuse:

Mumu . Why subtle shades. Quote me directly you coward.!!!
I don't have your time yet. Am currently taking class from Vladimir Putin. The man has encyclopedic knowledge of Russia's history like Tucker said. I am enjoying Mr Putin .. After am done with the interview I will have te for you and your fellow clowns. For now. Keep having fun.
But honestly great up to Putin for knowing so much about Russia history even though some maybe made up😜.
I am listening to the interview with rapt attention

Good start.. gives me joy, At least you know i was referring to you, now you know what? I'm wearing a bright white today n not up for stains from you. So play with your likes 😀

I do not know how deep your psychiatric problems are but i do know that those busy replying and quoting you up & down are a party to your sanity situation, and also to some extent, psychiatric patients too.

It's very rational to talk to yourself alone on the street than to fall to the temptation of discussing with that donkey up there.

DystopianMuse:
You must be dumb as hell. You think everyone is a lowlife and jobless mofo like you that has multiple nairaland just to troll and spew garbage. I only make use of his words. Fool stop

Lol. Mumu!

Tiopii:


Lol, you don't matter in the grand scheme. You can threaten others but don't try that shiii with me. Don't move stupid to me..

Guys check this out; this nigga is one and only one person. Same statement same emotions

DystopianMuse:
You must be a slowpoke to even imagine whatever creature you typed there and dont tell me your cheap soul is engaging in bestiality.boy! You piece of thrash. You dont even matter in the grand scheme of things. You can go and perish

You think hidding under multiple acc to post trash will earn you sense this donkey.

DystopianMuse:


You are a fool. You people are bent on stifling dissenting opinions here. Go and perish you fool

You this mentally challenged donkey.. heard you dont know your gender. Let's say we choose to call you human, what proof do you have to show you're of the human side of your birth? All evidence points to the the donkey part of you.

#Bonus;
This person was birthed as a result of an unholy union between man and donkey. 😄

Is there any prize to be won for engaging the tiopii entity? Pls ignore him comrades let us enjoy meaningful updates and chats together, he seems to be arguing mostly from his anus. Goto a good school you'll say it's nothing, you think it's only to know how to read and write now you're suffering from serious comprehension deficiency. Drag this place backwards again you'll personal xperience redemption from me.

These my people here sef.. �

Nemmybliz:
Those with solid connections already resumed work at the NCDMB Tower, codedly. This country na only God fit help us.

Only grace can do justice to man

I thought we had already fought people coming here to spew information they know little or nothing about with authority.. what you're saying is false pertaining this very recruitment, do your investigation before saying stuff. this is a public forum.

However, I tow your your line of hoping on Grace to do the expected. at least everyone is now humbled, no more "I can authoritatively say, I can attached names to so so so.. what we need is prayers and God's grace in all our endeavours.

Finally, anyone who gets this job if it eventually comes must know it'snt by his/her prowess. no victor' no vanquish at this point.. everyone is a winner!!!

heeheehee.. so you mean this my guy up there would drop message for some days now looking for answers and not one person here care to response.?? chai this life.. if its those days, only for the guy to sneeze you guys will all jump all over like preying mantis.. so because the guy is kinda casted and frustrated you guys choose to abandon him. . fake friends and followers everywhere. I'm disappointed

Goodevn Gents and ladies, I happened to eardroped on an inquiry from a highly placed trad rul to one of the top stakeholder with this organization and he responded positively to taking in staff any moment from now., his expression was he (The RM) should've ed his SA since but nevertheless gave his approval for a name to be sent.. what i don't know is if it's gonna be from our pool or another way matter. This is my first time dropping info here and i want to say it may not be an update for this particular recruitment.. but from the interaction i witnessed i can only guess it is this recruitment he ws referring to.. No mail pls as that's all to it. happy wknd all!!

SatB:


... And the biggest of them all!

My brother, The biggest honest man I hail you. you see, not being a fan of your irrationale master doesn't make me not to be a well wisher or an hypocrite (so you weak guys term it), infact you see this particular recruitment, make i boost small, i cover more ground some of una here o.. the headquarters is even in my home state and HMoSP is sort of my kinsman and i dare say my ears is on ground aswell but sincerely you wont hear or see me come here to post nonsense in the name of update.

nikola:

He isn't playing with anyone's emotions. You should have just ignored him.� He is in love with Newcastle and doesn't know how to express himself.�

Heeheheeeheehe.. Love kill you there.!!

Hello people; Prepare july is almost here o, our big offices has been wiped and clean thoroughly, our computers were sent for repairs will soon be ready again, everything is set including our salary, annual leave and even retirement benefits, we're supposed to have finished our oversea training if not that some folks here were not sure of their country of choice.. everything's set, i repeat everything is set nobody should argue, i know were i get my information from, i can attached names to all my infos.. get set whether you believe it not we are doing our biometrics end of this month infact we have already been captured, just turn to the next page of this thread to check if your face is fine or not.. finally if you don't like were you're posted to just your names at the New Castle building behind the psychiatric building for serious considerations and evaluation.. i just say make i update una small.. cheers and happy wknd all!!

Anonz:
Sincere advice sir, move on with your life. If they call you for apl fine, if they don’t all good. Let’s be honest unless they’re recruiting in thousands like NNPC, a son of nobody will not get this without strong connection. This is Nigeria, even to get teaching job at a government secondary school you need connection talkless of NCDMB. So my advice is if you don’t have someone influential at the top pushing for you, forget about this recruitment. Even if you have someone, as long as that person is not your father or mother don’t put too much hope because people disappoint all the time.
Funny thing is Simbi can reply your letter with “Additional manpower not needed at the moment” or something like that. Therefore sending letter should be the least of your concern now, he’s not obligated to recruit. If you have connect just keep applying pressure, if you don’t have connect continue living your life as if NCDMB doesn’t exist.

Very correct, one of the ways it could turn out, however, we can never tell, anything is possible. This is life, i was part of DPR 2010 recruitment, after interview, those guys wanted to act funny and scrap both the NNPC and DPR but i it's an open letter we contributed money here in nairaland (thread had been delete) and wrote to Diezeni and Goodluck that saved us. though lots of us didn't make it to the agency, a lots of guys also made it including some friends who didn't know anybody, infact someone i know who knew the then former DD-Engineering & Standards didn't make it.. this life has no sure pattern, some of us can push with connections and it fails while some will push with stubborn faith and it will work... So my brother/sister always do your part in this world and leave the rest to act out.

Good day Friends and Well wishers of this recruitment, i have a suggestion for all here to ponder on and make thier own inputs. This recruitment we believe is from NCDMB or atleast from its Associates, no matter how stealthy they might want to make it look or make the world to think it's not from them, the facts is the world already knows to some extent its from them or at least, the facts is pointing towards their directions.. Therefore, my proposition goes this way;
1) Cant we officially write as a group of concerned Nigerians inquiring (freedom of information act) from Ncdmb and FCC copying SERVICOM and HMoSPR on the status of this recruitment they started in 2020. OR
2) As soon as we're arm with the necessary information and facts about the recruitment, we can proceed to send a delegation to the Secretary or HR office on a fact finding mission about the status of the recruitment.
3) A letter can also be written to the (Testmi, Quomos system) conductors/organizers of those exams seeking clarification and also copying necessary authorities on the status of the process they started aswell.

In all, i believe if we want to see a turn around, we must deviate from our usual mentality of waiting in idleness, keeping hope alive and celebrating idiotic updates which sometimes is decapitating our brains from thinking out a way. I believe in the can do mentality and to be honest with you guys inaction is a killer of dreams and destiny. Let's all put our heads together now and make a move, whatever moves we can think of, we can never tell what difference or impact it could make.
Let it be that we tried and failed than live or leave here in regrets..

# I implore those of us who has link in FCC to start doing their findings there for clues (clearance, permissions, notices, memos etc) pointing the recruitment to NCDMB as this would be a good place to start from, since if we are writing to them, we need to provide them with all the necessary evidence and proofs to show they're the ones recruiting.

Suggestions are welcome as to how to go about it. I personally I'm open to any kind of ideas towards realizing this venture. God bless ye all,
God bless Ncdmb,
God bless Nigeria!

Rumanya:
Such a class act! He didn't need to apologize, yet he did.
I am even thinking to start dropping my own updates every two days, which will surely be false updates because I have no source. I wan see who go come beat me. Online bullies everywhere. Smh

That's the more reason you should classify yourself among the many Nigerians whose head is not functioning properly.. Idiot., many of you think this place is for jokes or post nysc playground for unfocused dumbpees. Stupid kid!!!

tolaade1960:
Stop deceiving people. I repeat that this recruitment process is NOT from contents board.
So if u are head of such organization, you would recruit people in such way?

What do you want us to do ozoh...

You this low self esteemed miserable mad boy,
Is it that when you were born the nurses didn't to suck mucus water out from your brain or what??
Even if you're catching cruise from all of this, there's a rational limit in which you should operate from, anything outside that shows a fundamental problem which you should hold your stars or parents able not us here.

All these is because this place is an online platform, else i know the right thing i would've done to you by now.

T4kbaba:

If you eventually luck to know him, you will surely change your narration.

I don't need to know anyone who isn't logical in his narrative, such a man is regarded as a joker in real life!!
sorry bro, if he sounds and act different in reality then that's a more serious problem, i hate inconsistencies and confusion even more.. let me stick to the narration here.

rchwiz:
Gentle reminder to all NewsCast2023leans Newcastle2023 disciples: Today is April, 21st.

Another Casted update loading...

I just hoped as a sane individual, no right thinking soul could've depended on that or any update from that man. I'm working on something to unveil the idiot behind that moniker soon.
#Note; from the way he speaks and acts, i wholeheartedly doubt his intelligence and insights abilities. wouldn't be surprised if at the end of the day, he got himself stucked.

NekkyCee:
Haba naaaa. Oga sir Jjj37 but nobody pointed a gun at you to accept any info given here na. The Info disseminated here is freely given. It's very simple, accept it or reject it and move on. This is 9ja. We know how challenging and dynamic recruitments into FederalAgencies can be. There's really no need for these comments. Bros you sef check am na. I truly understand how you feel about this situation; trust me most of us feel the same way too. See, this life dey very simple ooo na we just dey make am complicated. Just try to remain calm. All will be well laslas. I wish us all the best and hopefully we share a bottle of Carlo Rossi/ Apothic soon. Cheers!

Thank you my revered Sister.. you know, you are the original convener of this gathering. once you speak, i have no other option than to comply. i guess I'll just have to up my endurance game since there's no way of ignoring some post here Automatically. have a wonderful day

rchwiz:


Newcastle2023. If you take out 'New' and 'Cast' from his Nairaland's moniker and do some little tweaking ['News' and 'Cast'], you can agree with me that his Moniker reflects on his info as he keeps dishing out Casted News, back to back.

Sheeples, I come in peace, pls.

And the funny part is that we don't even know if it's one secondary school kid behind the keypad catching fun.. i mean its suprising for a grown up adult to be dishing out infos with zero percent success rate back to back for a period covering almost 2yrs now without relenting, ah ah haba.. Are you a Psycho?
it's tiring when you looking forward to a good intel then boom this guy with his usual "prepare october is sure, we are resuming next week, our computer is ready etc".. are you not tired of all these rough play?? anonymous is really bleeped.!!

DAFMIS:
The recruitment is still very much alive but stop giving people unscheduled dates for APL, weeks of calling and month of resumption, you don't work in NCDMB neither are you entirely correct please. You've given uncountable failed date without nothing to prove for it, yet you still given more failed date to innocent hopefuls. ES hasn't said anything as of yesterday but he must definitely say something after meeting with the Hon Minister for Petroleum. I laugh at those saying what they don't know about FCC & NCDMB recruitment. Stop counting failed date for yourself. They will most definitely call you for "documentation".

You have resurface again., Masking under the cover of a friendly advice in an attempt to continue your merchandise where you stopped.. You are part of the problem, we are here for the solutions., should we start throwing stones, you'll be the first to catch.!

meetgaya:

How possible when fasting starts next week?

how possible you typed this.?? even together with a two day public hol(if at all), fasting will now close all public offices and stop government activities apparently. right??

Newcastle2023:

Absolutely!
We're assuming duties next month (April, 2022) by God's grace. We expect to hear back from them before the end of this month (March, 2022).

Our town crier has spoken. believe you me bro, I'll go to a considerably length to unravel the face behind all these inconsistent post one day.