NewStats: 3,263,948 , 8,182,031 topics. Date: Sunday, 08 June 2025 at 11:28 PM sf51

Spirit96: what is that ur fucking ass religion? I know u are not a xtian 2 hv spew dis nonsense. U goofed 4 selling shit on dis threat. Better cut ur tongue.

by god, i'll be as much a liar as bishop david ole-depo if i told you i understood a word of your jibber-jabber.

Sagamite:




The fucktardism of the average religious Nigerian is really overwhelming.

JEEEEEEESUS!

And mooorons will continue going to these pentecostal churches?

that picture is not one of a pentecostal church. na catholic church be that na. albeit, nothing makes any one church less bullshit than another though.

soloqy: Na wao, Nigerians must take every nonsense into church

you got twisted. nigerians dont take nonsense to church, church brings nonsense to nigerians. nigerians are just about the perfect amount of st.upid to buy the s.hit them churches be selling

man of the match.

ITbomb: their laziness don reach level wey dem no fit Waka from one office to another?

bless you, masa. the world is steadily getting overrun by fat fc.uks in this age of inactivity....yet these idiats still seek to do away with necessary activities such as walking within the office. smh

rhymz: All pun intended, you have not shown any superior knowledge, even your attempt to sound smart is mediocre, vague and lacks any serious intellectual depth.
One would have expected that instead of going round & round about what you think you know and confusing yourself with political jargons that add nothing to your points, you would have given your own "superior" school of thougt and outlined what you think Soludo should have done. All you did was to go on a monkey banana chest beating spree, there was nothing intellectual about your post and your supposed academic brilliance. Bragging is not an intellectual achievement especially when you do not know what is it you are blabbing about.

bless you brother nor mind dat baga lizard

feelamong: Hmmmm.. I like the word 'NEWSPAPER HEADLINE INDEX'!!!!! well the guy has said it all....whenyou only have bad news all over the polity what else do you expect in the economics?

This should be a wake up call to that Slow poke in Aso rock!

that's not a word, mate. you seem to be as slow as jona sef

this is reuben "zero credibility" abati's reaction, not gej's. gej lacks the ability to come up with anything remotely close to this. 4kin deadhead.


you fcukas can sugarcoat s.hit all you want... each and every man deserve a turn...and babylon deserve to burn.

this is evidence that god is great? on the strength of this, the guy should be 4kin ashamed of himself. shouldnt you be ashamed to link your god to this at all? to all of you thanking god for this, i hope he blesses you all with births akin to this one...in jesus mighty name, amen.

with which nepa? light nor dey dmi headquaters na...o, ebele and his clowns

moderattor: u sound zimbabwe

huh?! how does one "sound zimbabwe"?

what y'all expect? nicca be steady putting them outta business. to protect their own businesses, the powerless CHURCH LEADERS of zim gotta strike first. simples....as far demonstrating the power of god is concerned, the good prophet tb joshua is the closest thing we have to baba jesos...all the others is fookin duds. go tbj!...but dont be making no prophesies about me, though...unless you see billions of kuwaiti dinars heading to me stable!

Chanchit:
It's because of people like u, d world wud neva be @ peace, cos u suffer from poor judgement disorder, when i see people like u, i realize dt there is still hope for a child with down syndrome...

come on mr birdbrain, try to make a counterpoint...try your hands at some intelligence...in the mighty name jesos, i beg of thee.

Chanchit:
Plz, u n d person u quoted should not jst try study law, cos u won't win a case, by lookin @ it from d yansh..... If "9" kept shut, how would we know mumu did not knw her job as a presenter, not a judge..... I knw it wud b a little while before she gets another presentin job, cos we don't even knw the job she's really doin.... Jack of all trade, includin' prostitution....

look at this retard. modenine had to make a fool of himself in order for deadheads like you to realize that that skank na mumu? modenine has always been an immature old man...with a massive inferiority complex. he has no idea what it means/takes to be the bigger man...and like a more intelligent(than you and modenine combined) @babe had mentioned earlier, modenine could easily have put her on the spot...engage her in an intelligent conversation, rather than blab about the number of years he's put in - absolutely irrelevant years, i might add. disagree with modenine and his ultimate defense is always "bla bla bla...i've been in the game forever...bla bla bla." isnt this the guy that did the song about arsenal football club? legend indeed. modenine=idris=azadus=legends of mediocrity

BABE!:
Nigerians and their egotistical and unruly traits!!! Bunch of empty barrels.

How does Muna's statement "I don't agree with you" correlate with Mode9's reply "I've been in this game for years, TURST ME. . .that's why they made me a judge" . . .

Couldn't the elephant (mode9) have said "Why don't you agree with me?" or something more manly?

He's a sissy!! I couldn't stop laughing at the way he was twisting his neck while talking, like a female teenager... Olodo like him.

I can't even imagine Simon Cowell responding to Ryan Seacrest like that. . . Yes, Muna wasn't a judge, but so french what?! People disagree all the time, at least she didn't insult him. The best thing he could have done was to ask her questions that would make her look like a f00l. Kapish!!

Rap legend my arse!! Empty nonsense.

blessings. i couldnt have said it better meself!

maxtum: That not an apology to me......she should go on her knees to beg Mode!

Mode 9 and sound sultan are legend! they have been in the game before the new kids! and that Arrow called MUMU dey form!

i dey vex on behalf of Mode 9!!!

neither of these cats you mentioned are legends. nothing before/about them s that wild assertion. i dont see no difference between modenine and azadus. i reckon all dis steam wey you dey blow will be let off if the skank goes on her knees and suxx you off shoot, on the strength of how u dey di.ck-ride modenine, you prolly a homo...nothing the skank-a.s.s hoe does will chill u out. fall back, son...take a chill pill or two...this aint that deep.

i could give a fc.uk, really. that self-righteous suicide(if the guy existed at all, sef) had absolutely zilch to do with me.

Jack65: Guys this guy is a joke. Why even respond to him.

amen, brother...amen. evidently, we best not take this...piece of clay up on his offer. i'm saying, i've heard better arguments from the sheep aka religious folks...and at best they were illogical, fact free, and foolish. but this op of ours is special...he thinks pretty highly of his abilities, while the evidence shows that his arguments are acutely imbecilic and well short of the already low bar the theist are famously known to hit.

clearly, this guy nor get work. you sat around moderating for a couple hours...your eyes teared up and you instantly knew that the culprit was the nairaland theme. so u changed it...despite the fact that the folks that actually make money for you by spending several hours on here didnt complain. if i alone had complained about it, you'd promptly have ignored it. but once tears comot for mighty seun eyes, all of nairaland gots to change. i personally think you've done an excellent job proving to everyone how much of a bigoted fo.ol you are. 4kin douchebag

what the fc.uk is church?

so t.b joshua's prayer wasnt enough? or god could simply not give a fc.uk? hit me up when he crashes the plane of barefoot tyrant

yea man....i cant imagine jesus doing any different.

AfricaFace:

scientific Missy B,  I ASK AGAIN,  HOW DID THIS ADDY UP
I and my twin sister (Though not identical) doesn't wear same shoe size. she wears 42(9) and i wear 39(6). So how does it add up, we are same age(year, month, week,day,hour,minute) ,  do you need numbers to answer my question. please get serious with your Life, this is no logic.

eh maram, while i agree that the poster is quite dim, you on the other hand are the proper dummy here. how your mama take born you and your twin sister for the same MINUTE?

in protest of what, you idiots?

idiotic thread.

jerseyboy:

silly guys. Chinese dont want their currency to appreciate.

the only sensible comment here! it's not news that china deliberately devalues it's yuan. the more the currencies of the world gain against the yuan, the more the chinese rake in from their exports. a simple principle that's not going away anytime soon.

but of course, lamido sabi me. so if him like, make him invest in the zimbabwean dollar.

so what the f.c.uk do you want from the good people of nairaland? he has 3 kids that you could love and care for as though there were your biological children. you obviously cannot have children of your own. albeit, the question is, why the f.cu.k must you? what difference will it make? kids are kids and if you indeed have a good relationship with them, the f.cu.k else are you fishing for?? take that relationship from good to great if good is not good enough for you. or you can go waste your time in a "house of god" as you evidently got nothing better to do with your time. like say kids are a must have.

if i had a wife like you, i for don kick you out tey tey. and if your husband is the one putting you under all that pressure, then he aint half as good as you make him out to be. now wipe those tears and go watch some africa magic.

as a devout roman catholic, i will sacrifice catholicism for the duration of the lent.

simple asnwer: NO!, you should learn 4 at once. that's the best way to start.

Jakumo:

Are you mufugguhs still talking about me ?   First off check out the interior of my jet, and just try to imagine how much poon-tang I get just offa owning this muffuguh.   I tell you these fine-asz hos are ready to drop them drawers even before the pilot reaches cruise altitude, and once they get started on me, chit be getting out of hand, 'know what I'm sayin'.

Anyways, y'all still be talking about me, so that must mean that some ugly-asz mufugguh need to get they mug bytch-slapped up in here, and you know I am the man to do that, sho y'right.  You know that's right.   Chit, I gotta get up outa this muffuguh, y'all, so peace out, and don't be no hater, just try to git yours, is what time it is.    Momma didn't raise no fools.

hahahahahaha!!!! just read this! preach player!! you aint lied 'bout noffin, though. i'm a tad late though, as i done already hated on the playa. but the good lord merciful, aint he? shiiiiiiiiiiiiii, damn right dem hos be finna drop it like it's hot all up on a mofo, up in that t! i bet the bishop loves it missionary style! you so good at git'in that paper bishop, even jesus got no'n on you. matter of fact, you finna skool the jew! , and how you fc.uks with yo sheep?, second to none! i guess that's why they call 'em sheep, yea?) keep it locked playa, it is what is. damn right you gits yours!!

fookin coward. jesus went about doing good, delivering the damned and things. you faff around with your potbelly "releasing the spirit of insanity on bh"(whateva the fc.uk that is).

why dont you fly your jet to kano or maidugri, organize a one week crusade, fast, pray, bind, collect tithes and offerings, and then release that spirit of insanity you speak of. this to me sounds like action! instead of tweeting industrial strength horseSH.IT! ugly mofo.