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jimb(m): 5:50pm On Aug 31, 2017
daewoorazer:

Advantage: they won't feel d pain that much when they arrive hell
abi grin
daewoorazer:

Advantage: they won't feel d pain that much when they arrive hell
abi
jimb(m): 10:02am On Aug 31, 2017
shamecurls:
Hope say hin die sha?

And if yes, Will the burial be in Italy or Nigeria cos men must chop and peff
mumu
jimb(m): 6:35pm On Aug 30, 2017
paiz:
He should be immediately arrested. where did he think he is going to? we are all in this situation together, no one is leaving.
hahahahhaa, even MMM come worsen the matter
jimb(m): 9:57am On Aug 27, 2017
mistytohcute:
what's that thing

its called Amu'
its used for lashing the kpekus but befr the the okwe begins it must be charged up .
jimb(m): 9:41am On Aug 27, 2017
louiskay:
permutations here and there.... they will never release pictures of Floyd's awkward facial expression... you can only see that of his opponent...

abi, op na naija nah
jimb(m): 11:37am On Aug 26, 2017
MOSTEC:
i just staked 5k on bet9ja...mayweather wins with a knock out ........






..........potential winning:#5,345,867






#suregame




#tmt

please I take God beg u, give me code make I stake too, God bless u
jimb(m): 10:20pm On Aug 25, 2017
tonio2wo:
See fine woman whey he for dey kpansh eniha eniha, naim d yeye man dey chase with cutlass. angry

wait until u hear the oother side.

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jimb(m): 8:05am On Aug 08, 2017
Benita27:
If we were to judge "Being irresponsible" by looks, this guy looks it.

Anyway, Anty Juliet...you're still doing boyfriend?.


lol doing boyfriend
jimb(m): 8:02am On Aug 08, 2017
buchilino:
IS IT A GAY PARTY?.

na wetin I dey see be that
jimb(m): 7:09am On Aug 07, 2017
dont forget to go back to your friends fr one bottle

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jimb(m): 3:23pm On Aug 06, 2017
roqrules04:

How can I get this guy's whatsapp number grin
hehehe see mumu o
jimb(m): 9:41am On Aug 05, 2017
even the head of keke napep ridersmfr naija get money the producers himself...
I respect naija
jimb(m): 9:28am On Aug 05, 2017
pocohantas:
They should come and date me then...fine face and figure eight with zero home training.

Are u in a relationship now?
jimb(m): 9:14am On Aug 05, 2017
IamLEGEND1:
Just imagine.
Just goes to show you how far we've fallen all in the name of freedom and advancement.
Decency is now out of fashion.

The only thing wey dey pain me is the fact that some random girl who does nothing but pose in barely-there swimsuits for magazines makes more in a year than most people make in a lifetime.
Honestly, there is nothing I desire more than to leave this god-forsaken planet.


Our dear alien friends,

If you're out there and reading this but for obvious reasons have decided against making with the human race,know that I am willing & ready to be your servant.......... Or your lab rat. Dealer's choice. The point is: I'll happily be anything you want me to be as long as you get me off this fuckin wormhole of depression & misery we call a planet.


Yours,

Mukhtar Ibn AbdulRazaq

NOTED!
jimb(m): 9:13pm On Aug 04, 2017
fastgyal:
I looked into this woman's eyes and I saw pains and withheld tears. This is more reason why we should pay attention to the physically disabled or those with abnormalities. I advocate that these people have a say in our affairs And shouldn't be segregated or made to feel bad. I don't blame the woman, she probably was in love with the man And felt telling him her deep secrets would make him abscond, leaving her heart shattered into pieces. she probably had told her previous partners and it didn't yield anything positive. Please let's show love to people with special disabilities. physical disability doesn't mean mental ability. We are all one and people need to understand that these people didn't choose to be the way they are. things like this make them feel inferior.
if you read my story, you'd learn from me. I'd be 19 by Oct this year, would be in my 400level hopefully by that October. So my dear and to whoever is reading it. I've been using just one eye since my primary school days after I lost the other to an operation gone wrong. it hasn't deterred ME from achieving my dreams. I've got brains and a body that would drive men agog. I don't care about the Stares I receive from people. I've simply learnt to overlook my imperfections. I pray God gives her a husband who'd love her truly.
please nobody should pity me ooo. I just wrote this to inspire others.

but u can put patch on your eye to look like a pirate.. would look awesome to behold. So what do you think?
jimb(m): 6:29am On Aug 04, 2017
make sure your husband doesn't eat anyother womans food fr 6 months into the marriage.
husband make sure your wife doesn't stay away your home 4pm , fr 6 months in to the marriage,
by this way they get used to the trend and once its imbibed with love, when one start s misbehaving , catching him/her is just like ...
jimb(m): 6:23am On Aug 04, 2017
holatin:
if na daughter

I go tell him

Fvck your husband to stupor every morning so his penis wount go erect during the day while he is with other women.

good one .. sometimes that shit works.

I heard about a woman who asked her driver to mastubate in the bathroom, and after sometime he came out and told her woman he done, the woman waited fr 5 mins and asked him to go and mastubate again, few minutes later he was done and came back to the woman amd she gave him her car keys to go drop her daughter at home. By this way the guy no go get errection in the next hour.

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jimb(m): 6:16am On Aug 04, 2017
TINALETC3:
Exactly Wat my mum told me
Neva jump to a man bc of money, attitude first.
Kama is unavoidable, treat ur brothers wives d same way u wnt 2 b treated in ur husband home. Neva speak wen ur husband is angry and shouting at u,4 dat wl make hm raise his hand on u, neva argue with hm. Instead, talk 2 hm wen his anger cools
I stop here abeg, it's many cool, God bless my mum 4 me, she did well
Anytime I hv problem wt my brothers, she keeps reminding me dat am a woman, if I keep reacting violently 2 dem, I wl bhave d same way in my husband's home.

I see but you aint married yet and am not too so let just stick on the good side and a little on the bad side.
jimb(m): 1:50pm On Aug 03, 2017
[quote author=Benita27 post=59103333]I can't put that smelling thing on my face. grin

Just watch as guys with smelling sperm will start quoting with shìt.

Modified. Naija guys and lies. If you say your sperm doesn't smell, please when next you cum; try to smell it. That thing smells but it's natural.

smells like jik and tastes like unadulterated milk..
jimb(m): 6:15pm On Jul 27, 2017
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jimb(m): 10:33pm On Jul 26, 2017
who get porn site, I want to watch hardcore ebony jigi
jimb(m): 11:03am On Jul 24, 2017
TOTAL RECALL
jimb(m): 11:01am On Jul 24, 2017
azimibraun:
We Will Rock You...

wahalahi we will rock u
jimb(m): 8:08pm On Jul 22, 2017
[quote author=softwerk post=58717329]Go girl!!! Way to go............... grin

Them haters don't even deserve to suck your neat pu*ssy..........Let them suck on the as*shole

Are u looking fr someone to suck urs, holla me,
am serious but u have to pay me oo
jimb(m): 6:31pm On Jul 21, 2017
obaival:
I must comment nothing will make me not to comment



eeh comment nah
jimb(m): 6:20pm On Jul 21, 2017
shrek4:
I think the investigation should begin with the police questioning the man who got her pregnant.... I didn't say he got her killed, but he definitely knows something else.



I like u
jimb(m): 6:17pm On Jul 21, 2017
nextprince:
Very unfortunate.

But why did he travel with uniform without arm knowing fully well they are the worst enemies of these men of the underworld?

RIP and may your sojourn never be in vain



I no get licence and particulars na why I wear carmof ,make pple fear
jimb(m): 5:54pm On Jul 21, 2017
na my class mate be this .oo . chai I in no sabi say this guy don reach this level , if I no marry by december make I .......
jimb(m): 8:56am On Jul 20, 2017
BABY BOSS I SIGHT U
jimb(m): 11:18pm On Jul 19, 2017
taylor88:
fuckkk just dey hungry me



which kind wahala be this
thank God u re alive, then go and Bleep somebody .its good fr your prostate gland
jimb(m): 11:14am On Jul 19, 2017
SolnergyPower:
More pictures please.
pisure guy , am intredtef

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