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jerricho(m): 10:17pm On Jun 06, 2024
Apparently, it's now completely compulsory to carry out embezzlements and misappropriations to the tune of TRILLIONS, or nothing at all.

Perhaps (to them) millions have become absolutely antiquated and billions basically border on shortsightedness.

Talk about raising standards.

jerricho(m): 10:15pm On Jun 06, 2024
In case it's unclear, they're currently cooking an astronomical ₦6.6 TRILLION “supplementary budget” to fast-track o̶u̶r̶ e̶c̶o̶n̶o̶m̶i̶c̶ g̶r̶o̶w̶t̶h̶ their stomach infrastructure scams.

jerricho(m): 10:12pm On Jun 06, 2024
E don finally cast.

They don't give a ғᴜᴄᴋ, though.

Bulaba and his PDAPC syndicate have bigger corn to roast.

jerricho(m): 10:11pm On Jun 06, 2024
Last year (on May 29 precisely), Bobo Chicago desperately declared that “subsidy is gone”, but just yesterday, the F̶e̶d̶e̶r̶a̶l̶ G̶o̶v̶e̶r̶n̶m̶e̶n̶t̶ cabal clearly confirmed a pretty gargantuan ₦5.4 TRILLION has already been spent on the very same subsidy‼️

jerricho(m): 11:41pm On Mar 21, 2024
jerricho:
This gorgeous gray prismatic phone came in barely a month ago and most importantly, in excellent eye-catching condition.

Without further delay, I took the initiative to upgrade the OS from Android 10 to Android 12, and guess what⁉️ It's still upgradable to Android 13‼️

For my movie freaks, this beautiful beast boasts a very vibrant, HD+ Super AMOLED, 6.6-inch scratch-resistant screen‼️

And if you're into console-quality mobile games like me, then it'd certainly interest you to know that the GPU on this baby is a high-tech, game-boosting Adreno 619‼️ Not to mention the lightning-fast octa-core U (the 5G's lightning-fast as well), the ultra-modern Qualcomm SM7225 Snapdragon 750 5G Chipset, and a long-lasting 5000 mAh battery particularly powered by Samsung's trademark Adaptive Fast Charging technology‼️

E dey rush well well like water, so no dull am‼️

With direct regards to storage, even if you're the most maniacal media junkie, the 128GB ROM and 8GB RAM should simply suffice so that the microSDXC card compartment can comfortably convert to a second slot for an additional SIM.

Camerawise, there's an absolutely amazing 20MP selfie camera, and an even more amazing set of quad cameras at the back—with the main lens leveling up at a sharp 48MP‼️

Short story long, this sleek smartphone is really ready to be all yours at a genuinely generous price of ₦120,000‼️

All you need to do is CALL JAY RIGHT NOW on 0903 771 5526 and place your order IMMEDIATELY‼️

SOLD‼️

Was supposed to have updated since afternoon, but today has been MAD HECTIC‼️

P.S. My sincerest apologies to those that didn't get any kind of response to their messages—wasn't intentional. 🙏🏼
jerricho(m): 7:11pm On Mar 20, 2024
Stephen0mozzy:
Mehn...shey you no go open phone review blog or tiktok ni? You get bars.


Lol, thanks a bunch—correct guy.

I swear, I don hear am taya.

Guess it's high time I did something substantial about it.

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jerricho(m): 7:05pm On Mar 20, 2024
Lawalemi:
Location?

Ikoyi, Lagos.
jerricho(m): 6:04pm On Mar 20, 2024
This gorgeous gray prismatic phone came in barely a month ago and most importantly, in excellent eye-catching condition.

Without further delay, I took the initiative to upgrade the OS from Android 10 to Android 12, and guess what⁉️ It's still upgradable to Android 13‼️

For my movie freaks, this beautiful beast boasts a very vibrant, HD+ Super AMOLED, 6.6-inch scratch-resistant screen‼️

And if you're into console-quality mobile games like me, then it'd certainly interest you to know that the GPU on this baby is a high-tech, game-boosting Adreno 619‼️ Not to mention the lightning-fast octa-core U (the 5G's lightning-fast as well), the ultra-modern Qualcomm SM7225 Snapdragon 750 5G Chipset, and a long-lasting 5000 mAh battery particularly powered by Samsung's trademark Adaptive Fast Charging technology‼️

E dey rush well well like water, so no dull am‼️

With direct regards to storage, even if you're the most maniacal media junkie, the 128GB ROM and 8GB RAM should simply suffice so that the microSDXC card compartment can comfortably convert to a second slot for an additional SIM.

Camerawise, there's an absolutely amazing 20MP selfie camera, and an even more amazing set of quad cameras at the back—with the main lens leveling up at a sharp 48MP‼️

Short story long, this sleek smartphone is really ready to be all yours at a genuinely generous price of ₦120,000‼️

All you need to do is CALL JAY RIGHT NOW on 0903 771 5526 and place your order IMMEDIATELY‼️

jerricho(m): 6:18pm On Sep 16, 2022
olamoses75:
Tinder is majorly for hookup. I don’t know why someone will take they can find true love or a decent lady there.

A proper red light district.

Started off nicely, though.
jerricho(m): 4:47pm On Aug 04, 2022
If her bio's blank and her handle looks like: Shuga, Ella, Creamy, Pwetie… just back up.

Unless, of course, you're looking to land a 'losho.

And if she sells “quality male wears and shoes”, Bro… RUN‼️

jerricho(m): 4:45pm On Aug 04, 2022
Fun vibes. �

Fun to be with. �

Matured minds only. �

No long talk. �

Straight to the point. �

Foodie. �

Soft and sweet. �

Sweet in the middle. �

Baby girl lifestyle. �

Just wanna relax and be takin kiaruf. �

I'm always a vibe. �

Here for enjoyment. �

Available for enjoyment. �

jerricho(m): 1:04am On Sep 14, 2021
Sold.

Was dreadfully difficult letting my baby go, though.

Regardless, the best is yet to come.
jerricho(m): 1:00am On Sep 14, 2021
MrJames007:
Which one be fairly cracked? cheesy

Specificity is everything, Mr. Bond. smiley

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jerricho(m): 11:19am On Sep 13, 2021
Proffdada:
Exynos or snapdragon?

Exynos.
jerricho(m): 7:55pm On Sep 12, 2021
[quote author=Immaculate755 post=105735540][/quote]

Ikoyi. You?
jerricho(m): 8:40am On Sep 12, 2021
Due to a very pressing issue, I'm forced to take the price from ₦50,000 down to ₦40,000.
jerricho(m): 9:47pm On Sep 11, 2021
Adewale1603:
samsung makes sense

Yes, Boss.
jerricho(m): 9:31pm On Sep 11, 2021
Apart from the cracks, there's absolutely nothing wrong with this phone.

Anyone that knows about the Samsung Galaxy S8 knows it's a really dope device.

Of course you have the right to take your sweet time and test it out before any payment is made, but be rest assured that the phone is working well.

To put it in plain pidgin: Nothing do the phone.

RAM is 4GB. Internal storage is 64GB. There's also provision for a memory card.

Back camera is 12MP. Front camera is 8MP. There's also a 2MP camera beside the selfie camera that serves as a dedicated iris scanner.

Fingerprint is rear-mounted. Battery is 3000 mAh and non-removable.

Should interest you to know that this midnight black beauty's both dust and water resistant for 30 minutes.

OS came with Android 7.0 (Nougat), but I've upgraded it to Android 9.0 (Pie).

Short story long, hit me up on 0903 771 5526.

jerricho(m): 9:23am On May 19, 2021
stanley000:
U will run out of stock pretty soon sir, let nairaland ladies get up from bed.

Looking forward to it, Chief. grin
jerricho(m): 4:15pm On May 17, 2021
sunshineV:
why does it look like a carrot giving the middle finger?

grin grin grin
jerricho(m): 4:14pm On May 17, 2021
yemkoguru:
what is this like rabbit

Exactly what it is, Sir. A rabbit for a rabbit hole. �

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jerricho(m): 8:48pm On May 16, 2021
With 7 different vibrational modes and 2 motors that operate alternately for optimal clitoral stimulation, this rechargeable, waterproof, 7-inch silicone beauty can be all yours for just ₦30,000 only (with free delivery to your doorstep if you're anywhere around Lagos Island)!

Also included in the package is a USB cable for charging and a pouch for storage.

Be sure to keep it out of direct sunlight and please to clean it before and after use. Cleanliness is next to horniness.

So, what are you waiting for? Call up Jerricho on 0903 771 5526 right now—before it's too late.

You can also text me via SMS or WhatsApp.

jerricho(m): 9:37pm On Mar 25, 2021
SOLD‼️
jerricho(m): 11:51am On Feb 23, 2021
Still very much available.
Those of you that keep bidding for fifteen grand should please chill out.
Unless, of course, you want it without the memory card and charger. �
jerricho(m): 8:04pm On Feb 18, 2021
Hi.

Don't mean to take up much of your time, but there's a gorgeous gunmetal gray HTC One (M8) that's up for grabs right now and I'll like you to have it ASAP.

As the title says, it's been used neatly and fairly and you can have it for just twenty thousand naira. Only.

Speaking of only, the only fault with this dope device is that the main (back) camera's a little blurry. Wasn't always this way, though. Can't even call it a proper fault considering how sharp the selfie (front) camera is.

To make up for the little inconvenience, I'm throwing in a very original 32GB microSDXC memory card to beef up the internal 16GB ROM and 2GB RAM.

I'm also including an absolutely authentic fast charging charger—and it is completely compatible with the Quick Charge 2.0 feature that comes with the phone. Yeah, I'm nice like that.

Still and all, the earpiece, mouthpiece and everything else is on the perfect side so full functionality is totally guaranteed. Of course, you'd have to test it out before parting with your hard earned money.

You can hit me up on 0903 771 5526. WhatsApp. SMS. Video and audio calls. The whole enchilada.

jerricho(m): 4:02pm On Jan 21, 2021
Sold!

First sale of 2021!

More to come!
jerricho(m): 5:37pm On Dec 10, 2020
Without further ado, I've got a 15-Year-Old Glenfiddich Single Malt Scotch Whisky in my possession that I'd like to sell off ASAP.

The price is ₦20,000.

No long talk.

And no small talk, either.

Call up Jerricho on 0903 771 5526 right now!

You can also hit him up on WhatsApp at your earliest convenience.

jerricho(m): 12:41pm On Sep 19, 2020
Check out these twelve gems for your viewing pleasure.

1️⃣: A Private War.
2️⃣: A Quiet Place.
3️⃣: A Simple Favor.
4️⃣: Dark Waters.
5️⃣: Green Book.
6⃣: Hustlers.
7️⃣: The Favourite.
8️⃣: The Night Comes for Us.
9️⃣: The Perfection.
1️⃣0️⃣: Velvet Buzzsaw.
1️⃣1️⃣: Widows.
1️⃣2️⃣: Wildlife.

jerricho(m): 11:25pm On Sep 06, 2020
Lyrics269:
The old version will still be the best.disney are just recreating new version which can not be presented like the original one

More like trying to fix what isn't broken in any way at all. Disney's just about the cash at this point. Sad they don't seem to have any more creative muscles left to flex and come up with original orchestrations (that'd bring in even more money). A whole Disney! Pathetic. They really should be absolutely ashamed of themselves with all these rubbish recyclings.
jerricho(m): 11:09pm On Sep 06, 2020
Jeffy1206:
In as much as the 2019 is more real, I still prefer the old one. Timo and pumba of the old are epic. More funny and fun too watch.... My favorite sound track is the 'be prepared' by Ejiofor top notch kiss BTW this is supposed to be on front page already angry

Lala you're needed here. undecided

'Preciate you, Jeffy.

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jerricho(m): 10:15am On Aug 29, 2020
Ishilove:

I think Chinwetalu Ejiofor did a fantastic job voicing Scar. I love the 'Be Prepared' score which he did like a pro. Prior to this, I had no idea Ejiofor can sing.

Spot-on. Couldn't agree more.
jerricho(m): 9:05am On Aug 16, 2020
Ishilove:

I think Chinwetalu Ejiofor did a fantastic job voicing Scar. I love the 'Be Prepared' score which he did like a pro. Prior to this, I had no idea Ejiofor can sing.

I completely concur. He was clearly the only exception. Can't believe I forgot to point that out. His singing was surprisingly superb.

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