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Jaykizz(m): 5:46pm On Aug 14, 2012
"ONILA" which mean a person with 'severe tribal marks'
"ILEKE-IDI" I usd to tink she got big booty na y she use dat name bt I'm wrng. Wonda y she uses dat.
FUCKHERLORD- Definitly dis 1 jst escapd 4rm her ward.
IDOWU-OGBO: stil dnt get d combo.
Born2fuck
LEFULEFU
MR CORK...
N so many odas I cant rememba nau.
Jaykizz(m): 2:43pm On Aug 13, 2012
ezesun:
chelsea TRY a lot. For a good person, chelsea can WON d match if there IS no red card
Chk dos words in capital letas n correct dem asap b4 u talk to me nigga!
Jaykizz(m): 2:34pm On Aug 13, 2012
kinsab: i can manage any gal from 5 ft to 6 but my gal friend is 7 ft tall and i'm 8 ft and we 2 are cute, wow it make's the relationship sweet nobody insult each other, when going outing come see people looking at us, guy never do things with a gal taller than u to avoid in insult or unless you want to marry her for family planning to correct your height if you are short then you are good 2go.
d tallest nign sofar is 6ft 9inc. Au com u r 8ft? Bro abeg, u jst showd ur ignorance as rgads ur height
Jaykizz(m): 2:29pm On Aug 13, 2012
bosun11: @berem take it easy na.at least 1 of dem is married now..God knows am damn tall..at least over 6inches.and 4ft tall...and also good-looking..smiles..#babaGodNoni..

GOSH!! Being 6inches tal mean even a COCK mst b taller dan u r. Ar u a dwarf? N bsyds, I'v neva seen a human being dat is 4feets tall, except a dwarf.
Jaykizz(m): 2:04pm On Aug 13, 2012
#Jst wonderin#
If a lady uses tissue to clean n I want to get down wit her doin d mouth action tin, won't d smell 4rm d anuuus affect ma job ? ? ? ?
#backtoreality
I use water n soap anyday-anytym.
Jaykizz(m): 9:39pm On Aug 12, 2012
nenny4alz: All my life, d kind of guys dt always show me luv are d ones dt are brief and uneducated, i detest even walkin on d rd wit them even if am in luv. I v even wondered if it ws a curse bt i knw i am well above dt pls some1 shld advice me on tins 2do 2attract a guy wit d physique i desire. Tnx
Wat r ur qualities? (physic n mentaly) n which env do u stay? Dat'l dpend on d guys dat'l c u to woo u. If I'm correct plz change ur env.
Jaykizz(m): 9:34pm On Aug 12, 2012
Dis peepz don forigbale
Jaykizz(m): 9:33pm On Aug 12, 2012
Emma.UG:
Guys fall inlove b4 sex and girls fall inlove after sex,guys claim to be inlove with girl and does all possible things to put her to bed n after dat he feels satisfied and the girl wil be the one coming and coming to show love.
vry true in many cases
Jaykizz(m): 9:18pm On Aug 12, 2012
Rhino.5dm:
I'm 1.91m tall with broad-rippled chest displaying muscular attachments, I always go for shorter chics (not anymore since am now married angry angry ),which also automatically translate to my 14" dicck length shocked shocked by proportionality ratio. cool

Thank God for making me look this way.



if u wana convert ur height to 'feets-&-inches', au do u do d conversion rate coz @ 1.91 u mst b vry tall bro.
Jaykizz(m): 9:03pm On Aug 12, 2012
kandiikane: Plantain, fried chicken, jollof rice, waache, fried meat, salad, coleslaw.
cool cool cool bt dnt u av any special gambian meals to share wit us? N tel us au it is prepard coz dat's 2 common n bsyds, al dat cant contain a plate.
Jaykizz(m): 8:59pm On Aug 12, 2012
Idowuogbo: yes o! amala dudu wiv correct ewedu to balance d peripherals. cheesy cheesy cheesy
WA SERE IYA MI!! Eyin na le kowa mo je. cool
Jaykizz(m): 8:54pm On Aug 12, 2012
HA HA! I tld al of una chelsick fans dat city go quench u! Nau u don dy c am ba? Mscheew!
Jaykizz(m): 12:10pm On Aug 12, 2012
IMO, it's "Amala Dudu!"
I dnt knw wat it's cald in oda parts of d world but dat's wat it's cald in naija. It is made 4rm 'Yam' n also, it's a solid 9jerian food. I lov takin it wit "EWEDU" (Anoda 9ja vegetable) + a vry delicious stew.
Anytym I get angry, dos dat knw me knws ma . N I'm neva bellefull weneva I take am.
On special occassions, I dnt order 4 anytin else, be it at home or at a restaurant. D soft smooth surface of d amala always mak ma heart melt wit joy n pleasure. Weneva I take a handful, I'm always eager to try d nxt coz d mor I take, d mor delicious it tastes. I dnt joke wit my "AMALA".
Wat is dat favourite meal u love takin on every special occassion?
Jaykizz(m): 11:31am On Aug 12, 2012
Okija_juju: 1. Play Ludo
2. Stroll around your street.
3. Play WHOT
4. Gist
5. Sleep
6. Fhuck
7. Call each other only during free night call
8. listen to FM radio on your phone.
9.
UR HEAD DY DER TIMES A MILLION TIMES. MY 5HANDS UP 4 ONLY U.
Jaykizz(m): 11:20am On Aug 12, 2012
1025:

whether u serve arsenal or arsenal serve u, we at chelsea no dey see una. we have no competition with arsenal because u are in our past. we have the two manchester clubs to battle with and nothing at stake with arsenal. we have stopped been the pride of london gto become the pride of england so sort urselves out there with your types.
now we have man u to discuss soccer with as our partners in europe and not carling cup struggler like arsenal. as soon as i read ur first comment, i knew u are an arsenal fan. you guys are so frustrated that frustration has taken the better sides of ur lives. as champions of europe, we deserve some respects especially from a team that we have done what they are yet to do. a trophy-less team of 7 yrs must learn to be silent when men are talking.
winning or loosing to man city will not put us in the same level with ur top 4 targeting club.
u tink say u sabi yan ba?? SMH...u r bein let out 1 seasn to win ucl n u'v startd braggin lyk u'v don wat livapul has done. I dnt argue wif chelsick fans coz dy r vry proud n arrogant. U guyz went 25yrs without winin a trofy (I'm vry sur u werent a chelshit fan den...). D era of roman cam n u guyz startd shoutin "CHELSICK" as if ur blood was BLUE wen u wer born.
Get ur facts ryt, d numba of trophies arsenal has won, chelsea no fit smel am in d nxt 2decades.
Jaykizz(m): 9:45pm On Aug 11, 2012
MsDarkSkin:

shocked undecided
Wat? In 9ja, we eat 'kokoro ewa' wel wel. Dat is d beans dat little insects breed in. N I dy tel u, dat's d main reasn I hate eatin it.
Jaykizz(m): 9:33pm On Aug 11, 2012
mhozzis: Last time i checked i thought m stands for male. #Imustbedrunk#
LMAO! I'm sure u r
Jaykizz(m): 2:38pm On Aug 11, 2012
Abeyjide:



ur comment is not and will never be new to us(chelsea fans).my advice for u is to change before it will be tooo late.go chelsea.
I PLEDGE TO MY TEAM - D GUNNERS...
TO B FAITHFUL, LOYAL N HONEST...
TO SERVE D GUNNERS WIT AL MA STRENGTH...
TO DEFEND OUR UNITY...
AN UPHOLD OUR HONOUR N GLORY...
SO HELP ME LORD Bleep AL ARSENAL HATERS (AMEN)!
Jaykizz(m): 12:02pm On Aug 11, 2012
City wil do dia tin 2mao. Dy knw au to defeat chelsea.
Jaykizz(m): 11:57am On Aug 11, 2012
Lmao...I dnt av any so I care less. Bt if I'm to av 1 nau, she mst knw I'm on nl n she mst knw ma name. Bt trst me, we here ar half d stats dat is shown as d num of registad membas on nl; meanin almst evry1 has mor dan 1 name. Ma oda name kan b usd 4 discussns I dnt want her to knw about.

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