NewStats: 3,263,337 , 8,179,827 topics. Date: Thursday, 05 June 2025 at 02:35 PM 6k4b1f

Nice one!

slimfit1:


I don't think so the guy has been released already.

But how did you manage to know this

helinues:
Good

The missing senses can be retrieved by force or fire

Yes indeed!

Fear of punishment is a good deterrent.

nnachukz:
He was only sentenced to 4yrs since he will serve concurrently.

That is true.

Nonetheless, it makes a refreshing change that there is starting to be a reckoning for such destructive acts from our Fulfulde-speaking denizens.

MightySparrow:
Nigeria is waking up.

Amen o!

magoo10:
What is the essence of one APC governor can wake up and suspend all local government chairmen and nothing happens. Is that not enough to indirectly control how the funds are used

Na so?

But Supreme Court say no kudi for LG wey no get elected officials o.

Ever8090:
Vide of him disarming d bandit rescuing other victims or I don't believe it ...

Bros, you funny die!

You wan make guyman first set phone to dey record video before im start de Rambo things?

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donleo92:
Nigerian Political leaders should just thank heavens that they are no longer stubborn and radical young majors and brigadiers anymore.

what we have are the ones looking for juicy posting down to the south south so dey can come and be intimating boys.

Yes o, Bros.

Na Obasanjo we suppose thank for dat.

Na him wey retire the whole generation of dem politico military men wey don taste power before.

If not, tory for done change for we country by now ooo ...

DaleMcWayne:
Man, you are funny!

Wetin Man go do nau?

Jollification dey do person well-well like say e be medicine.

I know say guinea corn na sorghum, but broomcorn kwa?

NaijaphiliaBlog:
Sorghum (aka guinea-corn, broomcorn or great millet) is a gluten-free tropical cereal grain with scientific name Sorghum bicolor used for food, ethanol production and animal feed.



https://naijaphilia.com/blog/2024/05/12/did-you-know-nigeria-is-africas-top-producer-of-sorghum-2nd-globally/

eepeepook:
Wait till Asians import it into their countries. palm oil?

Na so ooo!

Before we know wetin dey happen, you go just dey hear say Malaysia don become number 1 exporter of sorghum for de whole world - after collecting seedlings from we obodo Naija!

DaleMcWayne:
Human bones?

Wow!

Na dat one shock me !

Bones kwa?

farouk2much:
Let me buk space

Bros Farouk,

Wetin you wan do with de space wey you book?

Abi dem go share palliatives there ni?

Na dis kain news I dey like to hear.

E mean say no need again make I dey go queue for dat Ikeja NIN office be dat.

richiemcgold:
Most governors are not performing at all; especially in this current dispensation.

De thing get as e be oooo my brother.

If you travel reach some states ehn, you go first shake yourself, rub your eyes like 2 times come say "abi na sleep I dey sleep ni?"

Na soooo. Make we kukuma break de table sotey everybody eye go clear to see road.

MMempire:
OP shaking tables.

MisterBanny:
This means I will not contest again. I had the intention of contesting governorship in the state, but I have to jettison that plan now. I can't come and die for nothing

Chaiii!

Why you come disappoint us like this?

Potential political juggernaut like you?

Chymeze my guy, me self dey wonder whether dem just dey yarn rust for all these Nairaland tory ni?!!!

@ OP: Why you dey selfish like dis? You dey get N400k salary and na only ordinary N100k you fit give your girl?

Make I give you correct advice wey go make am love you de more:

From now on, immediately you collect de salary, carry de whole N400k fiam give de girl. Love, blessings, promotion and prosperity go enter your life like Ogunpa flood.

Stupid nonsense!

chymeze:
At times I wonder whether the kinda stupid stories I read here are true. I mean how can a guy in his right senses spend over a 100k on a girl he's not married to? A girl who'd dump his silly arse for another guy at any moment. I wonder whether some persons just naturally walk around without brains.

Bros, na because dem dey add more and more features to the Apps.

LikeAking:
I observed the file sizes of apps on the app stores are getting larger and larger..

Binance for example is over 635 MB on the apple App Store, it wasn’t that large bf. We may be heading to 1gig.

Bigo is over 230 MB, and keep increasing.

Is this a good development?

What’s your take on this?

Deji my guy, na truth 100% you talk o.

deji17:
Stories like this is common in the US. Some of us laugh when ignorant people that has never left the shore of Nigeria will be telling you about "saner climes".

It's like the way other Africans look and appreciate Nigeria based on what they see in our movies and music videos. The big houses, nice dress, big cars, opulence, the portrayal of abundant wealth etc. And many Nigerians will be wondering, what are they talking about? Is it the same Nigeria or they are discussing another Nigeria??
US is not just what you see on movies. The glamour, the splendour, the affluence, etc. There are ugly sides of the USA too. But where they are smarter than us is that they don't denigrate their country for any reason.

It rains and pours everywhere.

Sonnobax15:

In 5 years time,you will definitely realize that the amount of money you must have spent raising another man's child would be more than the money you should have spent on the DNA test now....

Na dis one be the most intelligent answer so far!

Ballzproblem2:
As long as the girl is from Nigeria,both, no difference

Na wah for you o!

Kilode? Wetin Naija girls do you?

My guy, na only malt you fit give ni?

AncientAlien:

I have been trying the website almost hour upon an hour since the outrage. Lucky for me it goes through like magic this time around. good to hear. one malt for everyone here

ogashman:
She put u in the well of friend zone, as u dey climb come out,

she kick ur hands and u fall back inside the well...
She show head dey tell u, as u dey inside the well say make u no see her as bad person

My guy, your head dey correct pam-pam for your shoulders!

Felix6:
I be dey like this rat before. I no know say him too dey stupid.

I tell you!

The guyman just dey do anyhow.

Ikaeniyan0:
Is the commissioner trying to say BRT will be operating in Mower/ibafo axis in Ogun state?

Yes.

Franzese:
Fear Women....Especially when scorned

Since the day I read about a woman that wanted a new born child TO BE CUT into 2 equal halves because she was contesting for ownership and the other one requested for someone's head on a platter as birthday present.

Since then i've been very careful with my dealings with these daughters of Jezebel.

Ignore my advice at your own peril.

Adam no hear
Samson no hear...

If you like no hear ooooo.

My guy Franzese,

your head dey correct pam-pam for your shoulders!

Na this reason gan dey make marriage dey fear me. No be small thing o!

Jewessgratitud3:


...Ehen make i remind the shamers. that is why at 42 I never still marry because I never see my own rich man. Heheheheheee...

My area sista Jewess, you sure say na only 42 you be?

Abi na football age ni?

TheGiftedOne:
Upon breakup due to a DISCORD, we may want to THREAD cautiously so as not to end up getting harmed by a disgruntled X.
WECHAT them to say hi from afar, but 2GO back to them and say WHATSAPP in person wouldn't be necessary. I REDDIT somewhere that you must not buy a gun for a bygone , as a MESSENGER of peace, there are easier ways to let go.


#PunIntended

My gee, shey you be poet ni?

eddie7:
In Case You Missed It

A former ant-general of the Federation, Jonah Ogunniyi Otunla, has refunded N6.3 billion to the coffers of the Federal Government to avoid being prosecuted for looting the treasury.

Otunla was the ant-General of the Federation between 2011 and 2015.

He returned N6,392,000,000.00.

http:///3672f3c3231109en_ng?client=mini_detail

How possible e be say one person steal N6.3bn wey dem no discover am quick-quick?

Na so Nigeria get money reach ni?

englishmart:
Ashawo dey her eyes.

No mind dem.

Na so some of them comot house, na their best friend come take over the husband.