NewStats: 3,259,612 , 8,170,599 topics. Date: Sunday, 25 May 2025 at 05:19 PM 402vu

IvarTheBoneless:


Yam 🍠 Leg 🦵 Amaka

If the gals hear you're a Yoruba guy, those muscular legs will lock 🔐 your ribcage.

Okay nah

openmine:

openmine to his useless h0m0sexual papa
Comon these lines are too stale and predictable!
A four year old kid can do better than this!
Is this all that you can muster for being an apc minion?
How were you even recruited?🤣🤣
Omor give that itel phone back to your WhatsApp and go back to what you do best:agbero work!😊

Jlow2:

jlow2 to his useless h0m0sexual father and his spermbank wh0re mother

that’s how ur mums ass was stinking when ur unknown dad was pounding her from behinds consequently ur became a bastard with no father, because he could not spending the rest of his life with rotten smell

Your attempts at aszlicking Justwise is well noted.

Go and also post my followup message to him. It kept him quiet very fast.

Mynd4.4 is the best MOD and the most tolerant. If you like cry, wouldn't change facts.

Oya go and with your alternate monikers.

NLCreator:
This isn’t a popularity contest. It’s not a clapback to the "Tinubu ers Awards" thread either (though the timing is poetic). This is my own of the Year list, based on personal experience, observation, and post history.

Each was rated on:

● Helpfulness

● Fairness

● Activity Level

● Community Impact

● Tolerance



Some I interacted with directly, others I watched in action (or inaction). It’s as objective as I could possibly go, balancing personal encounters with how they handled others, even those I disagree with.

Let’s get into the rankings, from the bottom to the top:


7th Place: Unknown
(I'll use the pronoun “it” for this entity)
Overall Rating: 0/10

This unknown deserves a mention simply because I’ve had the worst experience with it. Sometimes, I wish I knew who it was, I’d have given it a piece of my mind. I’ve never encountered someone who dislikes comedy and satire as much as this entity. Hate satire, hate poetry, hate art, and I’ll dislike you. Worse still if you hate satire that critiques government and societal ills.

Its most ungodly act? Deleting a satire of mine that was trending on Nairaland. The piece mocked the APC for doing exactly what they had once criticized Goodluck Jonathan for - fuel subsidy removal, suppression of protests, and barring protesters from Eagle Square. It was an obvious satire, set entirely in a dream. There was no way it could be mistaken for a real event.

This wasn’t even political bias. I’ve written similar satire targeting Obidients, like “Ungrateful UK Prime Minister Under Fire For Failing To Thank Peter Obi”, which trended and still stands with over 4,800 views. That one was set in a real place, yet survived. But the Tinubu satire? Axed.

If anything should’ve been deleted, it’s the Obi satire. But that of Tinubu? Happened in a dream. For this reason, I give this unknown a solid 0/10.

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6th Place: Mynd44
Overall Rating: 2/10

Steady presence, sometimes responsive. Helpfulness is average. But my personal experience with him has been very poor.

One low moment was watching him attack Peoples Gazette and FIJ in a thread, right after others had cited them as sources. Another notable incident involved a , Coffinseller. He got banned and his thread was deleted. After reporting it, both the thread and his were restored. I checked the thread myself, it was a counter-narrative to an accusation portraying Peter Obi as a pedophile. Coffinseller used Grok (same source Reno Omokri had earlier used to attack or mock Obidents) to challenge Reno’s claim. Yet the thread was deleted.

Eventually, Mynd44 restored it, locked it, and accused Grok of being unreliable - which was exactly Coffinseller’s point: that Grok shouldn’t be trusted. It was a critique of Reno. Yet, the mod didn’t get the point.

His post history might confuse you into thinking he's an APC spokesperson. Overall, my experience with him was bad. 2/10.

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5th Place: Nlfpmod
Overall Rating: 7/10

At first, I thought this was a bot always pushing threads to the front page. But I later realized it’s a real person. He’s extremely active, constantly curating content for visibility. His threads are well-balanced, but he rarely engages s. Hopefully that improves. Solid effort, though. 7/10.

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4th Place: Seun Osewa
Overall Rating: 7.5/10

Sometimes available, sometimes responsive, but often absent when it really matters. The founder’s presence is felt, but sporadic. Still, deserves mention. 7.5/10.

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3rd Place: Dominique
Overall Rating: 8/10

One of my favorite s. She scores high in almost every area: active, helpful, tolerant, and balanced. But I had a tough experience with her when she ed the Erisco founder during his public clash with Chioma. My rating for her dropped to 6/10 at the time.

However, the fact that she didn’t delete my thread or ban me (even when I called her out) won me over again. It showed she was fair and tolerant. She engaged with other commenters instead of silencing them. That maturity raised her back to 8/10 in my book.

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2nd Place: Fergie001
Overall Rating: 9/10

Highly active and responsive. Knows how to de-escalate and keep order. Fair even in tricky moments and helps foster a welcoming atmosphere.

What impressed me most was how he handled Seunmsg, who threw a subtle jab at him. Fergie ignored the provocation entirely, pure professionalism.

He debates with regularly. His most frequent sparring partners? Garfield1 (on legal issues) and Penguin2 (on the 2027 elections). While Fergie001 insists Tinubu will finish his 8 years, Penguin2 believes Obi will dethrone him. Yet, through all that, Fergie001 remains friendly and neutral. Hope he keeps it up. 9/10.

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1st Place: of the Year – Justwise
Overall Rating: 10/10

I hadn’t really noticed him until recently, but he blew me away.

A Tinubu er, IvarTheBoneless, attacked him in a thread, accusing him of banning him until 2037, while praising Mynd44 as his best . Then, out of nowhere, Justwise appeared, denying the accusation and criticizing Ivar’s behavior with proof. That alone impressed me.

But here’s the kicker. We’re in 2027, and Ivar is supposedly banned till 2037. Yet, he’s posting. More impressively, Justwise didn’t delete the thread or ban him for violating rules. He simply corrected him and moved on.

Ironically, Ivar didn’t even mention “Mynd44” correctly (wrote “Mynd4.4”), but got Justwise’s name right; a subtle acknowledgment that he knew this mod wouldn’t abuse his power.

That interaction won me over. I then reviewed Justwise’s post history. Helpful, balanced, professional. No drama, just fairness. For that, I give him a perfect 10/10 - my of the Year.

This list isn’t set in stone, but it reflects how I experienced moderation this year. Credit where due, and silence where necessary.

openmine:

Openmine to his useless h0mosexual father
Your unintelligent and pa.theti.c attempt to prevaricate failed woefully!
Challenge my explicit query if you can or it you have no ounce of brain cells left to reason!

Jlow2:
but you re shouting epi kpa wa oh .

Yeah. While pounding ya mum mercilessly

Men in Plateau and Benue.

PLEASE fight Fire for Fire...

The ONLY language these animals understand is pure violence.

If they kill one, kill 20. That's the ONLY way to cure their madness.

Peter Obi will win in 2027 if INEC allows votes in prisons and brothels worldwide

openmine:

openmine to his useless h0mosexual father:
You guys are so silly and insensitive!
Have you ever visited any of the IDP camps?
Do you know that the women have to sleep with some officials just so that they can feed their offsprings?
Charity is charity no matter how or what form it's given!

Yes, I agree he is useless because you open your mouth waaaa, anyhow. Openmine indeed!

Jeez.... see how they washed Obidient god

It is because he no dey respect himself.

He even invited himself to the naming ceremony of my Ekuke Dog, Bingo Gee

Yamleggrs and Yoruba Demons are 5&6.

I know these gals ; Chioma and Nkechi.

Nigerians

Ab0ki have perfectly domesticated these ekukes.

They are so afraid of them they even deny being flogged

Never seen this level of c0wardice. That's how grown men dive under the bed every Monday.

Their women

Refer to my previous post.

If the fagg0t isnt a b*st*rd, post your balance, You will commit suicide if you see the gulf in status. Try it and see

GREATPIN77:
poor man post your balance make we see na asslicker association with tecno phone

Amaechi doesn't have that widespread appeal.

Best choice for Atiku is to go and beg Peter Obi who he chased away crying from his house in 2022 when Obi begged to be VP

Na factory fitted affinity to crime

GREATPIN77:


GREATPIN77 to his useless h0m0sexual father.
poor man asslicking his fellow man. Tinubu and Seyi no sabi your papa continue asslicking them with your tecno phone

Yeeb0w boy pretending to be female... nothing can be lower or more pathetic. But why did you run from the balance challenge?

Would have made you hang yourself out of hopelessness of the gulf between me and your lineage, i swear.

Hehehehehe. I am happy to have elicited a response. Same old fragile ego

What gives YOU of all people the right to call me a "terrible human being". Look in the mirror when you type such tripe.

Was nice to see my lengthy ban history thanks to you. Your power no fit Nairaland. Mark those words.

Oya ban me as usual. The truth is very bitter

2009-2025 = 16 wasted years. You're pushing 50 years, maybe 60 sef. And someone like you can term another "TERRIBLE"

justwise:


Mods ban you because you are a terrible human being.

I'm not one of those that banned you but those that did were right.

GREATPIN77:
post am with your tecno phone first

You and I know it's a fact. If them born you well, post yours if your papa no be b*st*Rd.

GREATPIN77:
show your balance first let's see

My balance is 100 billion times more than the entire lifesavings of your generations past, present and future COMBINED.

Learn writing and punctuation first before conversing with your superiors.

Did you graduate from a miracle center?

GREATPIN77:
are they the only ones your god emilokan anti people policies affecting?

Igbo boys MUST come here to cry,

Just watch

Today is Tuesday, they have left under the bed with cobwebs on their heads

Mynd4.4. is the best .

I have even insulted him for banning me & a lot of Yorubas for defending fellow Yorubas.

Justwise banned me till 2037 because I accused him with evidence.

The Ibo guys, who know themselves well, are still suffering from 2023 Elections PTSD.

Imagine a MOD approved a thread with "Skull Miner" in the headline.

Mynd4.4 is the ONLY Mod that accepts insults, not ego-driven.

Okay nah

Always Yorubas.

I was shocked one day when an elderly ibo man told me point-blank that his tribe will do anything to become 2nd Class Yoruba

Even take tribal marks.

Pristine664:
Even before clicking the link, I already knew the list will be dominated by Yorubas descendants. 😂

If Grammy was a Nigerian award, some persons would have accused them of nepotism in favour of the Yorubas and marginalisation of the Igbos.

If Forbes was a Nigerian or even African organization, some persons would have accused them of nepotism in favour of Yorubas and marginalisation of the Igbos..... And many more


My advice: For your own peace of mind, stop seeing Yorubas as your competitors because they are blessed differently.

I strongly suspect only Peter Obi with his 3rd Class and his similarly unintelligent ers were the only ones that didn't know they were working for Tinubu in 2023.

helinues:


We don't even want you people to the coalition

Peter Obi, Atiku, Elrufai, Kwankwaso and Sowore must all contest. It get why