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ameri9ja:
Baby of the month, maybe.

please click on the link to vote. even if it's baby of the day no wahala

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Nwachinemere. My Mumy has ed me for
the cussons baby moment 5. A process through
which the baby of the year would emerge.
Please vote for me to make my dream come
true.

Hi people, kindly click on this link to vote my son salvation as cussons baby of the year

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voting process is very simple. Click on the link
and click on vote till it indicates voted.
Thanks in anticipation.

Hi friends, my name is Salvation Munachimsoeje Nwachinemere. My Mumy has ed me for the cussons baby moment 5. A process through which the baby of the year would emerge. Please vote for me to make my dream come true.

Hi people, kindly click on this link to vote my son salvation as cussons baby of the year
https://www.cussonsbaby.com.ng/campaign/cbm5/entry?id=384034

voting process is very simple. Click on the link and click on vote till it indicates voted.
Thanks in anticipation.

qleap2all:


So they are after the ones to the east only and free those to Afonjas? God dey

My dear eee, she said the customs where in almost every kilometer destroying bags of rice of enrout the East. I guess there is a cold war ongoing in this country.

my sister who resides in sokoto state could not successfully bring home the rice she bought for my dad's burial until she used a big ganah must go stash the rice and use some clothes to cover it up. bags of rice she bought with her money ooo. the only crime was that she bought it from the north and is sending it to the East. it is well with Nigeria

4reala:
Abeg, tell us a little about him

The story is true. That guys name was Maxwell. He was my faculty mate

Style007:
Now you have wasted your life. All for what gain? It is still fresh in my memory how u and your guy's bullied me while I was still a fresher.

How you made me not to eat heavy food for almost one week
How you made my friend go to hospital
How u made me waste money buying drugs for me ear for doing absolutely nothing
How u really pushed me to the wall because I wanted revenge
And now that am counting days to revenge u got killed by an hausa man

U may have escaped from me but not your friends
They must pay

R. I. P may God bless your soul and grant you eternal rest

I know this guy. He was in political science, while I was in International Relations.

He was my faculty mate.
Such a pity.

richidinho:

That boot is too heavy abeg, hope it doesn't affect them when running after insurgents

All the same, nice start from the Japanese of Africa

.

Tell me Which boot is not heavy? Common nysc boots are even. Foreign boots are heavy.

My dear u mustn't criticize, even where there is nothing to criticize.

midolian:
Juju men everywhere! If na me stand there, even if hin hit me, I no go fall.

God please deliver these gullible people from corporate jujumen!

Yes na! They won't fall because if they do, the camera might fall too, and that ll be the end of the show

My dear if you are not in the spirit u won't understand the things of the spirit.

The camera man won't fall becos he is conscious of his job and the camera he is holding. He is not connected in the spirit. Any camera man who connects his mind to the worship or prayers going on COULD Fall.

And mind you, its not only falling that signifies you have had the touch of God in a programme.

gbosaa:


Read my post again. I never said he was broke and I never compared him to mr Dangote or mr Gates.

Pls quote the right person.

sorry dear. it wasn't actually meant for you. but I just modified.

gbosaa:
He is suffering from inferiority complex. What has he achieved by his actions.

Samuel Etoh of Cameroon and even the likes of Oprah have had the same kind of experience from rude and unprofessional shop assistants. They left the store without making scenes.

This man is an over pampered and spoilt fool. A 'bigger' man would've gone inside that store with a crowd of people, pay for the iPhones and walk away like a boss if he wanted to show off...but that would've earned the disrespectful shop assistant some kind of promotion or credit....some shop assistants can be very annoying though.

what you should understand is that people's attitudes differ.
people respond differently to insults and other issues.

lilmax:
them force this guy, it doesn't look natural

Them force the guy

are you kidding me? Is the guy a baby? Na who force am if I may ask?

Abeg swerve make I see. Na your type nogo dey grew enter kitchen except to go and take already prepared meal.

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We are already ashamed of our selves as you can see. you don't need to tell us

amagunnerfan:
You should be ashamed of yourself. An illiterate is presiding on you and your family.

HungerBAD:
Very interesting.

The DSS will not move against these Judge's,if there are no proof of them collecting bribes.

These are Judges,and not ordinary Nigerians. So for the Security men to publicly move against them this way,would show they have gathered tangible evidences.

The Judiciary is the most protected Arm of any Government,and I hope to God the DSS are sure of what they are doing.

If these Judges have been compromised,then the National Judicial Council should not only Debar them,but they should be jailed for a long time for bringing the legal system to a disrepute.

I stand with the fight against corrupt Judges.

--Modified-

Just read that Governor Wike,after hearing these two Judges were getting picked up,personally drove to another Judge's house in Port-Harcourt and prevented the DSS from picking the Judge up.

-How did Wike know that Judge will be picked by the DSS?

-What made Wike know instinctively that the Government will be interested in that Judge?

-Why would a Governor race in his Pyjamas(heard they brought clothes for him to wear later) to prevent the DSS from picking the Judge,if he has nothing to fear?

Summary.

I think the Judiciary has a very corrupt cabal,that sells Judgement to the highest bidder,and the DSS just rounded all of them up this night.

If it is proven that Wike,just like others influenced this Judge's with bribes to retain the Governorship seat,then his matter will be revisited by the law.

And I think that is why he ran nearly naked,to the judge house to prevent the DSS from taking him away.

My dear you are talking trash!
This is democracy and not dictatorship or military regime.

Have you heard of summons??
Where the judges summoned and they refused to answer? Why would d DSS go in the dead of the night with sledgehammers to vandalize and abduct? Who does that in this present dispensation?

If the DSS and police had done things the right democratic way the Rivers state governor wouldn't have withstood them. And the DSS why did they have to find their way when the crowd and journalists got wind of what was going on? It was because they know they are at fault.

My dear do not evil under any guise let evil not pay you a visit in the dead of the night like the DSS.

President99:
This is what I was telling someover zealous Biafra chaps in other thread of ECOWAS's court ruling, but the Ignorami were hellbent on saying otherwise

Your brain must have ed the recession train.

Or

Are you always this daft??

NafeesaAA:
The Guy Ben Durueke is a hardcore IPOB member, a Buhari hater, a Biafrist and a hater of anything Islam. And from his comments on the matter he ain't joking and he is sure of what he is saying.

So what

Her appearance alone shows she was not a true member of that church. she only used the first seed ish as a front to leave.

selfie I don't think the op understands what a selfir is

ifenes:


No your fear is blackmail. What happens if you don't fear your god?

My society is turning churches into schools. Yours should turn theirs into psychiatric homes.

Am not here to exchange words with you, I noticed you need Jesus asap.

Nawaooo!

OLUWAcypris1:
So touching, i envy her, God add more to my grace to my life to be a humble, God fearing, and enduring wife

My dear eee. Its not easy I must say. This is a serious food for thought. That's was meekness and humbleness in display.
And it could only take God's grace to attain that level. because I know a lot of born again wives can't tolerate all that.
My prayer is that God guides my actions and inactions.

CAN WE STILL FIND THIS TYPE OF CHRISTIANS IN OUR FAMILIES TODAY?

“There are no Christians nowadays. None! We just have crooks, thieves, prostitutes, womanizers…no Christians,” John was saying to his 3 friends while enjoying a beer.
“You are very right. Christianity went with the apostles of old,” Andrew chipped in.

John, Andrew, Daniel discussed the subject at length but it was only Richard who had not commented on the issue the three colleagues were discussing and this prompted John to ask him why he was silent.
“I agree guys that today’s Christians are rotten,” he said and sipped his beer, “But I know of one Christian and she is my wife. Oh this woman is the real Christian.”
His 3 friends went into gaffes of laughter

“You are a joke man. Which Christian woman would allow his husband to go boozing?” Andrew asked amid laughs.
“I know it doesn’t make sense,” Richard said,

“But my wife is a Christian. She lets me live my life. She doesn’t talk to me about anything biblical. She doesn’t curse me. She respects me as her husband and always asks for permission when going to church, to use the car and lot things. She keeps washing my clothes. She has never thrown away any beer in the fridge because she is a Christian. She has never refused me sex because I am drunk. That woman is a Christian.”

His friends stopped laughing.
“You really mean this?” Daniel asked, “I think she claims she is Christian because you haven’t really tested her faith. She is pretending.”
“No. No. No. She doesn’t pretend. She just lives the life of a Christian,” Richard defended.

“What if we really test her faith? To see if she is the real deal?” Andrew dead-panned.
“I would not to treat my wife that way. She is a good woman. She respects me and I wouldn’t go that extra mile,”
Rich said adding: “Right now I am ashamed to even bring beer into the fridge again.”
“I knew u were lying to us,” John said laughing mockingly.

“Okay guys we can test her,” Richard agreed in resignation. “But I can assure you we will not break her.”
The tests began. From entering the house with his friends with soiled shoes, to eating all relish meant for the whole day, to drinking beer at the living room and living it very messy, Richard wife never complained. She never showed a sad face. She was always glad. In her heart she always sang the song “MUST JESUS BEAR THE CROSS ALONE AND ALL THE WORLD GO FREE”

This Saturday Richard came with his friends at 11:30 PM. Though his wife was asleep, he woke her up and demanded that she cook nsima for his 3 friends too. His wife never complained. She did that and when she was done she told her husband and his friends to go and eat.
But Richard took the plates and threw them down
shouting the food was undercooked and she had to cook again. His wife came to him graciously and kneeled down and said: “I am sorry honey. I never meant to embarrass you in the presence of your friends. I am sorry the food was under-cooked. I will prepare you another meal.”

It was Andrew who started crying. Then Daniel and John ed him. They threw themselves to the floor crying, their hands raised in the air in surrender. Richard her husband also came apart uncontrollably.
“I want to serve the God you serve. Take me to Him,” John said tears flowing freely down his cheeks. Andrew said the same thing and did the rest. They accepted CHRIST that day. They became born again.

This story teaches us that sometimes God places us in situations deliberately so that we can win souls to HIM.

Are you experiencing a bad situation? There is a reason why God has allowed you to go through that.

"Verily, verily, I say unto you, Except a corn of wheat fall into the ground and die, it abideth alone: but if it die, it bringeth forth much fruit." (John 12:24)

HAVE DIED TO SELF?
HAVE YOU CRUCIFIED THE FLESH?
IS THE OLD MAN STILL VERY MUCH ALIVE IN YOU?

that His coming is at hand.

CAN WE STILL FIND THIS TYPE OF CHRISTIANS TODAY?

“There are no Christians nowadays. None! We just have crooks, thieves, prostitutes, womanizers…no Christians,” John was saying to his 3 friends while enjoying a beer.
“You are very right. Christianity went with the apostles of old,” Andrew chipped in.

John, Andrew, Daniel discussed the subject at length but it was only Richard who had not commented on the issue the three colleagues were discussing and this prompted John to ask him why he was silent.
“I agree guys that today’s Christians are rotten,” he said and sipped his beer, “But I know of one Christian and she is my wife. Oh this woman is the real Christian.”
His 3 friends went into gaffes of laughter

“You are a joke man. Which Christian woman would allow his husband to go boozing?” Andrew asked amid laughs.
“I know it doesn’t make sense,” Richard said,

“But my wife is a Christian. She lets me live my life. She doesn’t talk to me about anything biblical. She doesn’t curse me. She respects me as her husband and always asks for permission when going to church, to use the car and lot things. She keeps washing my clothes. She has never thrown away any beer in the fridge because she is a Christian. She has never refused me sex because I am drunk. That woman is a Christian.”

His friends stopped laughing.
“You really mean this?” Daniel asked, “I think she claims she is Christian because you haven’t really tested her faith. She is pretending.”
“No. No. No. She doesn’t pretend. She just lives the life of a Christian,” Richard defended.

“What if we really test her faith? To see if she is the real deal?” Andrew dead-panned.
“I would not to treat my wife that way. She is a good woman. She respects me and I wouldn’t go that extra mile,”
Rich said adding: “Right now I am ashamed to even bring beer into the fridge again.”
“I knew u were lying to us,” John said laughing mockingly.

“Okay guys we can test her,” Richard agreed in resignation. “But I can assure you we will not break her.”
The tests began. From entering the house with his friends with soiled shoes, to eating all relish meant for the whole day, to drinking beer at the living room and living it very messy, Richard wife never complained. She never showed a sad face. She was always glad. In her heart she always sang the song “MUST JESUS BEAR THE CROSS ALONE AND ALL THE WORLD GO FREE”

This Saturday Richard came with his friends at 11:30 PM. Though his wife was asleep, he woke her up and demanded that she cook nsima for his 3 friends too. His wife never complained. She did that and when she was done she told her husband and his friends to go and eat.
But Richard took the plates and threw them down
shouting the food was undercooked and she had to cook again. His wife came to him graciously and kneeled down and said: “I am sorry honey. I never meant to embarrass you in the presence of your friends. I am sorry the food was under-cooked. I will prepare you another meal.”

It was Andrew who started crying. Then Daniel and John ed him. They threw themselves to the floor crying, their hands raised in the air in surrender. Richard her husband also came apart uncontrollably.
“I want to serve the God you serve. Take me to Him,” John said tears flowing freely down his cheeks. Andrew said the same thing and did the rest. They accepted CHRIST that day. They became born again.

This story teaches us that sometimes God places us in situations deliberately so that we can win souls to HIM.

Are you experiencing a bad situation? There is a reason why God has allowed you to go through that.

"Verily, verily, I say unto you, Except a corn of wheat fall into the ground and die, it abideth alone: but if it die, it bringeth forth much fruit." (John 12:24)

HAVE DIED TO SELF?
HAVE YOU CRUCIFIED THE FLESH?
IS THE OLD MAN STILL VERY MUCH ALIVE IN YOU?

that His coming is at hand.

CAN WE STILL FIND THIS TYPE OF CHRISTIANS TODAY?

“There are no Christians nowadays. None! We just have crooks, thieves, prostitutes, womanizers…no Christians,” John was saying to his 3 friends while enjoying a beer.
“You are very right. Christianity went with the apostles of old,” Andrew chipped in.

John, Andrew, Daniel discussed the subject at length but it was only Richard who had not commented on the issue the three colleagues were discussing and this prompted John to ask him why he was silent.
“I agree guys that today’s Christians are rotten,” he said and sipped his beer, “But I know of one Christian and she is my wife. Oh this woman is the real Christian.”
His 3 friends went into gaffes of laughter

“You are a joke man. Which Christian woman would allow his husband to go boozing?” Andrew asked amid laughs.
“I know it doesn’t make sense,” Richard said,

“But my wife is a Christian. She lets me live my life. She doesn’t talk to me about anything biblical. She doesn’t curse me. She respects me as her husband and always asks for permission when going to church, to use the car and lot things. She keeps washing my clothes. She has never thrown away any beer in the fridge because she is a Christian. She has never refused me sex because I am drunk. That woman is a Christian.”

His friends stopped laughing.
“You really mean this?” Daniel asked, “I think she claims she is Christian because you haven’t really tested her faith. She is pretending.”
“No. No. No. She doesn’t pretend. She just lives the life of a Christian,” Richard defended.

“What if we really test her faith? To see if she is the real deal?” Andrew dead-panned.
“I would not to treat my wife that way. She is a good woman. She respects me and I wouldn’t go that extra mile,”
Rich said adding: “Right now I am ashamed to even bring beer into the fridge again.”
“I knew u were lying to us,” John said laughing mockingly.

“Okay guys we can test her,” Richard agreed in resignation. “But I can assure you we will not break her.”
The tests began. From entering the house with his friends with soiled shoes, to eating all relish meant for the whole day, to drinking beer at the living room and living it very messy, Richard wife never complained. She never showed a sad face. She was always glad. In her heart she always sang the song “MUST JESUS BEAR THE CROSS ALONE AND ALL THE WORLD GO FREE”

This Saturday Richard came with his friends at 11:30 PM. Though his wife was asleep, he woke her up and demanded that she cook nsima for his 3 friends too. His wife never complained. She did that and when she was done she told her husband and his friends to go and eat.
But Richard took the plates and threw them down
shouting the food was undercooked and she had to cook again. His wife came to him graciously and kneeled down and said: “I am sorry honey. I never meant to embarrass you in the presence of your friends. I am sorry the food was under-cooked. I will prepare you another meal.”

It was Andrew who started crying. Then Daniel and John ed him. They threw themselves to the floor crying, their hands raised in the air in surrender. Richard her husband also came apart uncontrollably.
“I want to serve the God you serve. Take me to Him,” John said tears flowing freely down his cheeks. Andrew said the same thing and did the rest. They accepted CHRIST that day. They became born again.

This story teaches us that sometimes God places us in situations deliberately so that we can win souls to HIM.

Are you experiencing a bad situation? There is a reason why God has allowed you to go through that.

"Verily, verily, I say unto you, Except a corn of wheat fall into the ground and die, it abideth alone: but if it die, it bringeth forth much fruit." (John 12:24)

HAVE YOU DIED TO SELF?
HAVE YOU CRUCIFIED THE FLESH?
IS THE OLD MAN STILL VERY MUCH ALIVE IN YOU?

that His coming is at hand.

CAN WE STILL FIND THIS TYPE OF CHRISTIANS TODAY?

“There are no Christians nowadays. None! We just have crooks, thieves, prostitutes, womanizers…no Christians,” John was saying to his 3 friends while enjoying a beer.
“You are very right. Christianity went with the apostles of old,” Andrew chipped in.

John, Andrew, Daniel discussed the subject at length but it was only Richard who had not commented on the issue the three colleagues were discussing and this prompted John to ask him why he was silent.
“I agree guys that today’s Christians are rotten,” he said and sipped his beer, “But I know of one Christian and she is my wife. Oh this woman is the real Christian.”
His 3 friends went into gaffes of laughter

“You are a joke man. Which Christian woman would allow his husband to go boozing?” Andrew asked amid laughs.
“I know it doesn’t make sense,” Richard said,

“But my wife is a Christian. She lets me live my life. She doesn’t talk to me about anything biblical. She doesn’t curse me. She respects me as her husband and always asks for permission when going to church, to use the car and lot things. She keeps washing my clothes. She has never thrown away any beer in the fridge because she is a Christian. She has never refused me sex because I am drunk. That woman is a Christian.”

His friends stopped laughing.
“You really mean this?” Daniel asked, “I think she claims she is Christian because you haven’t really tested her faith. She is pretending.”
“No. No. No. She doesn’t pretend. She just lives the life of a Christian,” Richard defended.

“What if we really test her faith? To see if she is the real deal?” Andrew dead-panned.
“I would not to treat my wife that way. She is a good woman. She respects me and I wouldn’t go that extra mile,”
Rich said adding: “Right now I am ashamed to even bring beer into the fridge again.”
“I knew u were lying to us,” John said laughing mockingly.

“Okay guys we can test her,” Richard agreed in resignation. “But I can assure you we will not break her.”
The tests began. From entering the house with his friends with soiled shoes, to eating all relish meant for the whole day, to drinking beer at the living room and living it very messy, Richard wife never complained. She never showed a sad face. She was always glad. In her heart she always sang the song “MUST JESUS BEAR THE CROSS ALONE AND ALL THE WORLD GO FREE”

This Saturday Richard came with his friends at 11:30 PM. Though his wife was asleep, he woke her up and demanded that she cook nsima for his 3 friends too. His wife never complained. She did that and when she was done she told her husband and his friends to go and eat.
But Richard took the plates and threw them down
shouting the food was undercooked and she had to cook again. His wife came to him graciously and kneeled down and said: “I am sorry honey. I never meant to embarrass you in the presence of your friends. I am sorry the food was under-cooked. I will prepare you another meal.”

It was Andrew who started crying. Then Daniel and John ed him. They threw themselves to the floor crying, their hands raised in the air in surrender. Richard her husband also came apart uncontrollably.
“I want to serve the God you serve. Take me to Him,” John said tears flowing freely down his cheeks. Andrew said the same thing and did the rest. They accepted CHRIST that day. They became born again.

This story teaches us that sometimes God places us in situations deliberately so that we can win souls to HIM.

Are you experiencing a bad situation? There is a reason why God has allowed you to go through that.

"Verily, verily, I say unto you, Except a corn of wheat fall into the ground and die, it abideth alone: but if it die, it bringeth forth much fruit." (John 12:24)

HAVE YOU DIED TO SELF?
HAVE YOU CRUCIFIED THE FLESH?
IS THE OLD MAN STILL VERY MUCH ALIVE IN YOU?

that His coming is at hand.

bloomstar:


Move on till when? Do you know what it means to be barren? She should mellow down... Pray to God. Get medications. If she confirms medical that she can conceive.
Then she can move on happily hoping that another man will come

And who told you she I'd barren

The fiance who has not paid her bride price but wants her to get pregnant is not different from the guy who got her pregnant and made her have the abortion.

EMMYLBANKS:
am trying hard to understand what you just type but i can't...

Wait oo

you mean let us still the president after close to two years in office nothing to show for it and people are starving to death,many are still and about to lose their job,is like you are high this morning or buba dey pay you to or help am type rubbish on nairaland

YOU ARE NOT SERIOUS...

My dear e e e, I tire for that guy.

ebyoma:
want a female to win this season, hopefully Okiemute. babe has been consistent

.

Consistency na her second name joor. Babe rocks.

Okiemute all the way. she has got the voice the the swag the charisma stage presence. name them. I rep okiemute Okiemute reps project fame.
Okiemute all the way

Hi Nairalanders,
I have missed you guys. I was off running around for my wedding. which happened on 20th August.
I was so engrossed that I couldn't send an iv here... my bad. Apologies pls.
Pictures from both trad and Church wedding would come shortly.
Meanwhile let's cruise with My World (Hubby) in his blog as he brings to bare our honeymoon experiences.

www.pristinerambles..com

Honeymoon. Trip by a newly married couple to an awesome fantasia filled with beautiful things to buy and to eat, smiling faces and probably rice served in a banana leave that costs a fortune to put together? Wrong! That’s a fad. I hate fads. I am however a collector of experiences; I could even call myself a connoisseur of experiences of some sort, and on that basis, I can tell you on good authority that the places that often put smiles on people’s faces the most, that etches unforgettable memories deep in their subconscious seldom cost an arm and a leg. Anyway, that is beside the point.
August 20th was a very memorable day for me, and will always be one in years to come; on that day, I concretized my life changing decision to be ed in holy matrimony to the love of my life, my Princess Miracle. By the way, she calls me her World; I think that makes my head swell a lil bit. Prior to that day, we had decided that we were going to defy the conventional thing; the expected honeymoon to Wonderland. Two days after our wedding, we watched as the faces of our families and loved ones turned from disbelief, then outrage after we gave them the news; that we were not going to have our honeymoon at the usual places, but deep in the distant pockets of the society in sub-rural Niger state.
Nevertheless, they could do nothing about it; it was our life and our decision after all. So the next day, we checked out of our hotel room and our journey to Niger State began. The journey was uneventful to me personally, probably because I am sort of a veteran of travels having been to twenty-nine states out of the thirty-six states that make up Nigeria; but not so for my wife. She glowed with excitement at every turn of the journey. The only two outstanding things in this journey were that my wife didn’t vomit as was almost her usual travel routine, and that we both didn’t sleep much as we used to! Perhaps, our bodies had held a meeting to respect themselves considering the change we had undergone.
We got to Minna by 9pm; don’t ask me why we got there that late, but you can ask the bad roads. You can blame the incessant potholes on this road that nearly reduced our driver into a Mata Hari dancer performing an Ndebele tribal dance. We were met by Professor Adebayo, our host, who came to pick us up in his Landrover. Then the real journey began. It was on that road I figured out why he had to come in a Landrover.
Our destination was Kangongalo, in Wushishi Local Government. We plied the Minna Zungeru road, which was smooth up to a point, but interrupted with potholes the sizes of craters. Then at some point, we turned off from the expressway into a dirt road. You would be forgiven if you thought that with that, the worst was over. Far from it; it was to get worse. From bad road, to dirt road, to trails, and finally no road! We had to muscle our way through ditches, sand clogs, and swamps. My respect for the Landrover quadrupled that night; any other car would have been stuck.
We eventually got into Kangangalo in the wee hours of the morning; 1:23 am to be precise. We were met by the Miangwa and some other villagers with whom our Professor host had interacted with early on. We were then led to a palatial suit with all manner of dynamic security systems in place, from bodily to extra-bodily security; from dogs to mosquito net which had made a journey from Minna because of us, as well as the special door held in place by secret threads and woods. Awesome right? Well, we didn’t even wait to find out; we just succumbed to sleep and tiredness!
The very next morning, we were up by 9:12 am. Our first waking moment was greeted with sweet wafts of the aroma of freshly prepared tuwo. There were three different bowls, filled to the brim. We had no clue how our special door had been breached or when, but it was closed as securely as we had left it. The only culprits we could see were the three bowls of tuwo with soups which had sizable portions of all manner of obstacles. That was enough to take my wife’s mind off the issue of the breaching. By the time we were done with our morning ritual and got out, everywhere was almost desserted. It was till evening that we were to discover why.

Www.pristinerambles..com

Hi Nairalanders,
I have missed you guys. I was off running around for my wedding. which happened on 20th August.
I was so engrossed that I couldn't send an iv here... my bad. Apologies pls.
Pictures from both trad and Church wedding would come shortly.
Meanwhile let's cruise with My World (Hubby) in his blog as he brings to bare our honeymoon experiences.

www.pristinerambles..com

Honeymoon. Trip by a newly married couple to an awesome fantasia filled with beautiful things to buy and to eat, smiling faces and probably rice served in a banana leave that costs a fortune to put together? Wrong! That’s a fad. I hate fads. I am however a collector of experiences; I could even call myself a connoisseur of experiences of some sort, and on that basis, I can tell you on good authority that the places that often put smiles on people’s faces the most, that etches unforgettable memories deep in their subconscious seldom cost an arm and a leg. Anyway, that is beside the point.
August 20th was a very memorable day for me, and will always be one in years to come; on that day, I concretized my life changing decision to be ed in holy matrimony to the love of my life, my Princess Miracle. By the way, she calls me her World; I think that makes my head swell a lil bit. Prior to that day, we had decided that we were going to defy the conventional thing; the expected honeymoon to Wonderland. Two days after our wedding, we watched as the faces of our families and loved ones turned from disbelief, then outrage after we gave them the news; that we were not going to have our honeymoon at the usual places, but deep in the distant pockets of the society in sub-rural Niger state.
Nevertheless, they could do nothing about it; it was our life and our decision after all. So the next day, we checked out of our hotel room and our journey to Niger State began. The journey was uneventful to me personally, probably because I am sort of a veteran of travels having been to twenty-nine states out of the thirty-six states that make up Nigeria; but not so for my wife. She glowed with excitement at every turn of the journey. The only two outstanding things in this journey were that my wife didn’t vomit as was almost her usual travel routine, and that we both didn’t sleep much as we used to! Perhaps, our bodies had held a meeting to respect themselves considering the change we had undergone.
We got to Minna by 9pm; don’t ask me why we got there that late, but you can ask the bad roads. You can blame the incessant potholes on this road that nearly reduced our driver into a Mata Hari dancer performing an Ndebele tribal dance. We were met by Professor Adebayo, our host, who came to pick us up in his Landrover. Then the real journey began. It was on that road I figured out why he had to come in a Landrover.
Our destination was Kangongalo, in Wushishi Local Government. We plied the Minna Zungeru road, which was smooth up to a point, but interrupted with potholes the sizes of craters. Then at some point, we turned off from the expressway into a dirt road. You would be forgiven if you thought that with that, the worst was over. Far from it; it was to get worse. From bad road, to dirt road, to trails, and finally no road! We had to muscle our way through ditches, sand clogs, and swamps. My respect for the Landrover quadrupled that night; any other car would have been stuck.
We eventually got into Kangangalo in the wee hours of the morning; 1:23 am to be precise. We were met by the Miangwa and some other villagers with whom our Professor host had interacted with early on. We were then led to a palatial suit with all manner of dynamic security systems in place, from bodily to extra-bodily security; from dogs to mosquito net which had made a journey from Minna because of us, as well as the special door held in place by secret threads and woods. Awesome right? Well, we didn’t even wait to find out; we just succumbed to sleep and tiredness!
The very next morning, we were up by 9:12 am. Our first waking moment was greeted with sweet wafts of the aroma of freshly prepared tuwo. There were three different bowls, filled to the brim. We had no clue how our special door had been breached or when, but it was closed as securely as we had left it. The only culprits we could see were the three bowls of tuwo with soups which had sizable portions of all manner of obstacles. That was enough to take my wife’s mind off the issue of the breaching. By the time we were done with our morning ritual and got out, everywhere was almost deserted. It was till evening that we were to discover why.

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