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Impulse80(m): 9:58am On Feb 10, 2016
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Impulse80(m): 8:43pm On Feb 02, 2016
abatically:


Guy use ur common sense. Specs doesn't mean anything doesn't necessarily mean OEMS should release phones whom internals cannot handle tasks flawlessly. Apple know how to make the best out of their phones with less power, something android is lacking.
I-madness!
Impulse80(m): 10:47pm On Jan 29, 2016
mcee1:
Cry me a criver old man Jump in to Lagoon if you detest BUHARI cos he is gonna be ur president till 2023.
Please direct me to whoever is paying you. I wan your work
Impulse80(m): 1:55pm On Jan 25, 2016
dason4life:
Honestly, that is a good move considering the fact that the Transistor
Radio is almost a part of their culture.
Jesters should realise that an Average Northern is more enlightened than
a Msc graduate in the other region in Nigeria
. . .courtesy of the RADIO.

Food For Thought
Why do you think BBC do broadcast in Hausa Language?

Information is Potential Power

SMH!

Impulse80(m): 3:55pm On Jan 24, 2016
Freemanan:



sad...
Fun killers
You have sociopathic tendencies Bro
Impulse80(m): 8:22am On Jan 19, 2016
darkmata:
Hello chairmen, I recently posted about hw my gf gav me her laundry 2 do. After 3 days of not calling, I leta called 2 sort issues out wit her (well I swore 2 mysef, I won't say "I'm sori"wink well after trying 2 straighten issues, she was still Givin me attitude, den I decided it was ova (inside my head sha) after 4 days of no communication she nw texted me tellin me hw much I dnt luv her, Dat if I did, I'll literally do anytin 4 her not 2 lose her. I Dunno hw I go carry respond. ANd by d way, "we rili ghas stop girls 4rm watching Telemundo"

Bro that girl has your balls in a jar at her house.

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Impulse80(m): 7:03am On Jan 17, 2016
NLjona:
if u no get sense make i naked baff. Coret guy. D oda guy doesn hav a clue
Oga why are you playing with a minor? and you are even smooching her You're only allowed to date a minor if you are a minor, otherwise leave that girl make she grow up first.

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Impulse80(m): 6:18am On Jan 12, 2016
darkmata:
She bin gav me her Laundry 2 do, I refused to do it, den she started Givin me attitude.
You are joking right she gave you her laundry! nigga you ain't playing the game o
Impulse80(m): 10:50am On Jan 10, 2016
PhonePlanet:

Music is not free on android.

Music is free on the websites you them from, because these websites are illegal and are still alive somehow due to the bad state of the music industry governing and mentality in nigeria.

Play music and 3rd party music apps sell music/albums
Hope you've told your compound people? If not ngwanu jezie gwanu ndi yard gi.
Impulse80(m): 10:25am On Jan 10, 2016
martoz:
tedy baba,there was dis girl n a group...lyk two..and I went over to approach and say sorry to her frnd and tel d target DAT to xcuse me I wana c her for a secs...buh dis kind of senerio z not always comfortable cos dey always for wot for or DAT I can tel dem now while still wit ha frnd,and if I continue,d other one always del jeolous or fel lonely...it's always hard,xo wot's d field testd tips for naija babe who are always n group,and ur target z among...cos u wil hardly c fine girls who is nt in group.
You don't try to separate them that's wrong. You become friends with them by opening the group. First you've got to attend to the friend(s) and win her over, if the friend likes you it will rub off on the target. After chatting with the friend for a while switch to the target.
Impulse80(m): 10:09am On Jan 10, 2016
darkmata:

LOL, wetin u talk na true o. She don cum around. Y dem gals d complex sef
Thumbs up.
Impulse80(m): 6:34am On Dec 16, 2015
darkmata:
Teddy, I Comot cap 4 u. Finally me n my chick hav bin intimate(4 d 1st tym sha). But d issue is Dat, d nxt day, she told me she's feeling embarrassed abt wat happen. embarassed . N she wuldnt lyk it 2 happen again(definitely I want it to happen again) , so hw shuld I handle d situation abeg.
So you don't know Okafor's law of congodynamics? She'll come around, she's just protecting her self-esteem.
Impulse80(m): 1:39pm On Dec 12, 2015
Idrismusty97:
So they too are practising Quota system? Not even to a different tribe but to their OWN tribe. Look at her name, She is clearly Igbo. I thought they brag about how everything about them is Merit? That was how the same Abia state i think deports workers that are non-indigenes. Just a few imaginary lines drawn on the tiny Southeast and they are already divided, And they want a country?

Nigga you need to chill out with this your bigotry, it ain't the solution to your unemployment.
Impulse80(m): 3:56pm On Dec 11, 2015
citizenjuwon:
You people hate to hear the truth! You have no reason to root gionee m5!!! Tell me one reason you want to root and I will give you an alternative reason not to do so.
because it's a choice?

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Impulse80(m): 8:55am On Nov 26, 2015
MizMyColi:


let's say for once that I'm cherry picking...

Isn't this my one life I have to live?
Don't I have the inalienable right to feel good? To feel comfortable and at peace?
Shouldn't I dwell more on the things that gives me these?

What's the use of believing my creator is a killer when even if I can't prove to anyone, I know for a fact he isn't?

I am wise enough to know when I choose things to hold onto and things to let go of.

I am also wise enough to know when a deep seated truth has been awakened within and resonates with the very core of my being.
It's official you are agnostic.
You know there's a God but you can see the confusion that mankind has created as a result of the many religions.

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Impulse80(m): 12:16pm On Nov 24, 2015
merrybet:
Please kindly call the payout line on our website to lay your complain.

Sorry for the delay
please help me check my payout. I haven't gotten the payment since yesterday.
id Of Transaction: 71194853
Impulse80(m): 8:17am On Nov 17, 2015
Marvell23:

Gionee lied on the battery capacity honestly coz my friend got one. I am using infinix Hot note, I can tell you infinix battery performs slightly better

Bros just continue using your hot note. No come here dey yarn dust. Hot Note wey no fit stand M2 battery.

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Impulse80(m): 7:55am On Nov 16, 2015
onome324:

My gf told me dere's a guy close to where she stay that pesters her much..despite she telling him she has a bf..the guy wuld nt listen...now she says she agreed so dt he wuld let her rest..she told me ntn goes on btw them...what do yhu think??

My goodness! and you sincerely believe her?
Impulse80(m): 12:04am On Nov 11, 2015
The guy code is a set of unwritten rules that real Gs adhere to.

Never try to shake a nigga taking a pee. If he shakes you how will he now hold his something?
2. If your nigga is trying to chat up a girl, do not attempt to the discussion. That's cockblocking. Find your own girl, thou shall not cockblock a brother.
3. Never take a brother's last beer without first asking.
4. Thou shalt not date a brother's ex girlfriend for any reason. Even if he says he's okay with it.
5. Don't moan louder than the female no matter how good it is.
6. Never say anything negative about another man to a woman.. That's Player hating at its finest!
7. GREET APPROPRIATELY
I. No hug comes without a bro handshake first.
II. No hug comes without a pat on the back after.
III. No high fives are given to overeager bros.
8. No sharing her clothes even if they’re “unisex” and you like the “silky feel.”
9. No telling your friend’s girl about your friend’s other girl.
10. DRINK LIKE A MAN
I. No asking for a“brewski.”
II. No colored straws, mini umbrellas, or drinks named after movie characters.
III. No shouting “shots for everyone!” without buying shots for everyone.
11. Do not interlock the digits of your palms with another nigga.
12. NO DICK SELFIES
I. No dick selfies for your girlfriend.
II. No dick selfies for yourself.
III. No dick selfies for your political future.

THE AFOREMENTIONED ARE OFFICIAL OF GUY CODE, TO BE UPHELD IN GUY COURT
Any additions?

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Impulse80(m): 9:29pm On Nov 02, 2015
holuphisayor:

yes.....which charger do u recommend ?
sorry I've been offline. There's this blackberry charger currently sold for 1500. It has foldable electrodes and the cord is quite long.
Impulse80(m): 4:32pm On Oct 28, 2015
holuphisayor:
my gionee m2 stopped working 4days ago after i drained the battery to 0%...if i plug my charger, my phone only vibrates .no backup...no clockwork mod thing....can i flash material rom on the phone via sp flash tool?

When it vibrates do you notice a quick flash of light on the screen?

if your answer to the above is yes, change your charger.
Impulse80(m): 12:38pm On Oct 11, 2015
ok
Impulse80(m): 2:31pm On Aug 30, 2015
akraym:
You were not eligible for the competition sir. Apologies
Excuse you! you didn't check out my merrybet name. It's all good.
Impulse80(m): 12:59pm On Aug 30, 2015
akraym:
pardon me sir. What might be the problem sir
You did not include my name in the PFP
grouping.
Impulse80(m): 1:30am On Aug 30, 2015
akraym:
go through the post very well. You're in Group 31
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What about me? you are just keeping silent. This isn't fair o
Impulse80(m): 3:13pm On Aug 29, 2015
akraym:
kindly confirm the group you are paired in sir
My name was omitted in the pairings. Put me for group Oga.
Impulse80(m): 1:53pm On Aug 29, 2015
akraym:
Interested Participants


demigod22 (Impulse80)

NB:
** (to be screened)

Confirm your name and merrybet name

All I did was copy and paste


If your name is not found on the merrybet database

Am afraid that's automatic disqualification


You did not include my name in the PFP grouping.
Rectify please my merrybet name is Demigod22 not the other way round.
Impulse80(m): 1:49pm On Aug 29, 2015
akraym:
Interested Participants


demigod22 (Impulse80)

NB:
** (to be screened)

Confirm your name and merrybet name

All I did was copy and paste


If your name is not found on the merrybet database

Am afraid that's automatic disqualification


You did not include my name in the PFP grouping.
Rectify please my merrybet name is Demigod22 not the other way round.

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