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Top 10 Female rejection lines...

1. I think of you as a brother.
Translation: You give me the creeps.

2. There's a slight difference in our ages.
Translation: I may as well be dating my dad.

3. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
Translation: I don't want to be seen in public with a dork like you.

4. My life is too complicated right now.
Translation: I'm busy seeing other guys. Who are you again?

5. I've got a boyfriend.
Translation: I'd rather be with my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.

6. I don't date men where I work.
Translation: I wouldn't date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building.

7. It's not you, it's me.
Translation: It's you.

8. I'm concentrating on my career.
Translation: Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job
is better than dating you.

9. I'm saved, so my heart belongs to God.
Translation: I've sworn off men like you.

10. Let's be friends.
Translation: I want you to stay around so I can tell you in
excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and go out with. I appreciate the male perspective.

Add yours

dexpendable:
Unkept hair. ....

What?

Mrbigman1:


U no dat kind babe dats just in between line. Not fat, not slim.

Am a little big so I wouldn't want scuffle for bed space tomorrow

Lolzzz
Funny guy

estyvino:
Abeg girls, me no for those men wey like those weird things mentioned by op

Henhen
U be gay?

pTomz:
am cum-in

*modified*

Op can u tel us y they find our ATM cards d most attractive??

Because your ATM shows how much you weigh

Mrbigman1:
Na u sabi, I just like a talk woman, not skinny not fat

But must be very very very intelligent and with abilities to make decisions on her own

I suppose u mean tall which indirectly means a thin lady

Mr bigman,are you saying you want a lady you can crush?

I was with some friends over the weekend and this discussion came up,some saw nothing wrong in answering their wives calls while others kicked against it. I decided to bring it here for deliberation but as for me I think my wife or gf has a right to pick my calls and vice versa. So let's hear your opinion.

1. Attire:

They just love women in baggy and casual outfit, walking in style and tremendously beaming with confidence.

2. No make-up:

Usually men are not attracted to heavily painted girls. They love the natural and make-up free look. They rarely pay attention to smokey eyes and dark lipsticks. So ladies do not waste precious time and money and just be natural.

3. Lively wit:

It is not physical that can only draw men towards you. Your vivacious wit and sharp humor can do wonders in attracting men towards you. So be smart and witty. Simply crack a joke and get men wooed.

4. Lingerie:

The weirdest thing that men like is the lingerie that does not match. Do not just run after a paired bra and panties, show that you are not prepared and see how hot and desired he will be.

5. Sexy curves:

Curvy is definitely sexy. Flat and skinny figures do not attract men. Love handles and curves never fail to get noticed.

6. Intelligence:

Traits like intelligence, confidence, decisive nature, sexual openness and emotional maturity attract men as they love to be close to intelligent people rather than dumb and beautiful women. Beauty with brains is appreciated. Go ahead and flaunt your real self. Mere display of beauty is not sufficient enough. Show your sensuality and express your wildest fantasies because that is what men like.

7. Baggy tee at bedtime:

Sounds strange, but that is what men love to see a woman in. Men like women in casuals and want to explore. They do not get turned on by women in formals.

8. Eye :

Never shy away from your man. Just put your point emphatically and look into his eyes. Eye makes you irresistible and stronger.

9. Unkempt hair:

Women think that men are attracted by properly knit hair which is not true in real sense. Unkempt hairs attract men as they simply love bed-hair and kohl smudged eyes.

10. Orgasm:

Women believe that orgasm should not be expressed before men. This is absolutely false, displaying orgasm is an indication that a woman is strong enough to express her sexuality- something that men just long for.

Sexuality is an intimate and personal thing and should be expressed instead of being bottled up.

naijaboiy:

They can never be straight forward

Yes ooo
Dem go dey push person to sharp corner
If the guy no sharp,dem go confuse am

sinaj:
Yup.

shebi na reform u call am.

My bro. shud av a gud reason for marryin her.
no b me go put Asunda

U sure?

missclasssy:
"I love you so much"



Why do people have this mindset that all Nigerian girls at obsessed with money.

Frm your mouth??
If I hear

Na dat no 10 sweet me

Guy: can I kiss u
Babe: I don't knw ooo
Guy: please now
Babe: na u knw oo

Guys,would you?

Ladies,would you allow your brother to marry such a girl?

The Most Romantic Statement you can ever tell a
Nigerian Babe is:

"SEND ME YOUR NO"

#haha

What's yours?

A good looking guy or a very self-confident, not-so-good-looking (or not good looking) guy; which one do you ladies prefer?
Which one do you guys think gets more ladies?

Owliver:
See as people dey make mouth una never see anything, your prayer should be let God not make you be in such situation. I have seen gentle people who boast to heaven and earth beat up a female. Just pray

Especially dose "nothing will make me beat her"

Owliver:
I think running is best here

I swear u be gentleman

Randerl:



I have never had cause to lay my hands on my Sisters and don't have that attitude why beat another man's daughter that am befriending or married to.

Hmmmm.dats gud sha

Enegod:
I will always be on top of the situation

On top indeed

falconey:


beat my wife Impossible? Even if I see 56 men with her on our matrimonial bed I will just seat and pray.

Pray??
Lolllzz

sweettease:

I pray God don't let it happen.

Okay ooo bt no try am sha

vizkiz:


I hope the ladies are seeing this

You will unleash the kungfu master in this nigga if you don't let him furck the hell outta you

Lolzzz

tosyne2much:
I have beaten my gf once and that was when she denied me of sex

It was so annoying that I beat her mercilessly to the extent that neighbours started banging on my door begging me to please open my door

Oga tosyne

cupidhero:
Demonic possessions or kolomental case.

U go beat dem comot her body?

Randerl:
Weak men beat up ladies. Ask psychologists.


There are Better ways to avoid beating your woman or daughter.

Just walk away to the park, a friends place, a viewing centre with your pals.

Just walk away .

She neva tempt u reach one extent niii

Cutehector:
D only time she should be punished for her wrong doinz is durin sexx. Enough spankin at her ass will be good.

Lolzzz

falconey:



madam you have the key to the get of HELL?

Lolzzz *in oyedepo's voice*

chimerase2:
I saw her I didn't touch her, why should I touch her wen I have mouth

wetiin ur mouth wan do??

sweettease:
There are other ways a guy can punish me but if he chooses the beating, all hell will be let loose that day.

You go beat your own back abi wetin

Enegod:
I would never hit a woman.
Yesterday my girl slapped me, I calmly diffused the situation without violence. I tied her up and put her in the closet. Don't ever hit women, it's wrong!

Slapped??
Dats good
Nxt time,naa bottle

KrazyBone:
Nothing.

As in nothing??

falconey:


OP when you see her with a man on your matrimonial bed.

You go beat her?