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Ijakumo1: 9:09am On Jun 29, 2022
Ilamina:
Our iguana just look gross

Those are monitor lizards not iguanas
Ijakumo1: 5:58am On Jun 29, 2022
Forget story. They prolly just smoke weed together or something even worse

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Ijakumo1: 5:55am On Jun 29, 2022
Ijakumo1: 5:50am On Jun 29, 2022
helinues:


Hypocrisy really stinks more than rotten eggs.

Where were you people when the then Pdp ers were creating countless monikers to vote against Buhari vs Stone?

Where have you been that you never noticed nor condemned the notorious NL canceller who has created over 10k monikers on this forum to set that bad precedent?

So you people only complain when things don't favour una

Shame

Fück off you worthless bastard

And don't think I actually read that garbage you typed,, because I didn't.

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Ijakumo1: 5:39am On Jun 29, 2022
ajoguegbe:
I am always shocked when I see any reasonable youth ing Tinubu online. So I decided to research all the handles on Nairaland ing him. In the process, I discovered they were all owned by 1 or at most 2 persons who created multiple s. I will be stating their handles here and how I discovered. You can also Go and

1. All the handles ing Tinubu were created same day
The s were either created on Feb 19, 2022 or March 02, 2021by same person. Check them out
Created March 02, 2021: Weak6Exers, RobustRoad, KoronaKola, BowlingTall, TallerKola, etc
Created Feb 19 2022: Cuddlyaplasta4, Islandsscotch8, Cleatsmottled9, etc

2. Their Time spent on Nairaland are same
Check out all the created in March 02, 2021, they have all spent 3 days and some hours. It simply shows that the guy logs in and out of each to comment. The last s are also same time

3. All the comments are similar and they don't create posts
All the threads sound like Tinubu the builder of Lagos that Mkpurimiri is trying to destroy. and Obi Pandora, or 5% They create that tribal sentiment to make some South Westerners think its them against us. Check also Pakute same same

4. In some cases they gather the same number of likes and shares
In most cases where the guy logs in and out spilling different bile comments you will notice they have exactly same number people liking the thread from these handles. Its either he has people who only to like or he actually has over 200 s and must into each of them to like. With this you think many people are ing the comment not knowing its one person.

I have shared screenshots here. The painful thing is that they may just be giving this guy 30k to do this and that is his only job.
Conclusion:
Tinubu has only one guy paid to him but tries to make it look they are many. secondly the guy is trying to bring ethnic coloration to it. But he is all alone. Dont reply such thread when you see them

Stay tuned: I will keep busting more s

Not one person but a gang of like ten and they are working out of an office somewhere, they clock in and clock out like a regular 9-to-5 because that's what it obviously is: a job.

Those useless fools are being paid at most 80k per month to create a hell on earth for their own kids and the future generation.

See why these old vampires needed to impoverish Nigerians by concentrating as much of its resources in the hands of their own friends and families? It's counterintuitive, but how else would a bunch of fools like these Tinubu bots agree to work against their own interests for such a measly paycheck? Worthless bastards.

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Ijakumo1: 4:49am On Jun 29, 2022
Lanrelagboi:


https://lagostoday.com.ng/asiwaju-tinubu-salutes-fashola-on-59th-birthday/

All these fools inching closer to their graves every day yet they cannot keep their filthy gnarled fingers outta the public till. Stealing hand-over-fist in old age, money you cannot finish spending even if you had several lifetimes, let alone a single one.

Poor quality people

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Ijakumo1: 4:29am On Jun 29, 2022
Travicon:
Hello Nairalanders,
I will try as much as possible to make the write-up short.

I am a 21years old guy at a Russian university with two Nigerian roommates (In the hostel though). We averagely get the same amount of money as an allowance monthly, but mine always finishes first.

I don't spend unnecessarily on myself, and we cook together. I discovered after two months of staying together that they care less about buying things that we generally use in the room. For instance, I always buy food season, detergents, and cooking oil (quite expensive).

I cook most of the time. Anytime I decide not to cook, we always go hungry and I can't cope with that. This has made my cash always run out faster and I can't stop them from eating my food or using the things I buy.

There was a time also I lend the last money with me (100k in naira) to my best friend then in Nigeria because he claimed his dad was sick and promised to repay by month-end. I didn't have anything to take me through the remaining days of the month but I gave it out because he was a close friend. Month-end, I couldn't get money from my sponsor because of some issues. I ed my guy but he stopped replying to me on WhatsApp. I managed to get 20k but the rest is probably history now.

Whenever people talk about their problems, I always feel for them to the extent of giving out my money even if it's the last cash on me. I have never had a girlfriend, but I don't always have the strength to reject if a girl asks for airtime or money from me (including my mum and sisters though)

I always try to go to any length to see people happy even if it means borrowing money from another person for them. I'm that foolish. Generally, I'm too soft-hearted and nice but I don't know how to solve this problem. Someone advised me I should get a girlfriend who should always be angry with me if I'm being too nice to people and that will help me solve the problem to some extent but I think it won't.

I'm not from a rich family, not even from an average family. I'm even from a polygamous home so I know what it means to have suffered as a Nigerian. I was on the street and I guess that's what is making me this weak emotionally. I'm a simp all-around in my life and relationship with people. People are always cheating on me, taking advantage of who I am.

I NEED genuine HELP, please.
Ijakumo1: 9:22pm On Jun 28, 2022
Totilopussylick:


Another man food is another man poison tongue.

Until you get food poisoning
Ijakumo1: 3:11pm On Jun 28, 2022
ACallForHelp:
Good morning Everyone, trust you're doing great. I don't know if this i the right section.

I have an issue weighing me down so much lately. There is this young of 16+ years who has been missing for almost 2 months now. I got to know about it when the mother called to explain the whole story to me. The girl actually left home willingly. She had always warned her parents about leaving, she said that God told her to leave her parents house and go to stay with a priest. Now that she is missing, we have ed the so called priest which she always mentioned his name, but he said he doesn't know her whereabout. The mother as well everyone else believes this so called priest to be the prime suspect. The proof here is that it was exactly the same day she left that this so called priest travelled to his home town in the east (he used to live in Lagos, but parked out the same day the young girl got missing). NB: She left with her Boss money that day. She worked as a POS cashier.

They ed the police, but their demand was too high for this family. They kept demanding (financially). They are just 3 children (all girls), of which this very girl is the first child. I have done my best (financially and in every other way) but there seems to be no hope on the side of the parents except for me. I went to visit them the other day and I almost cried when I saw the mother. She looks so thin that you will wonder if she has a terminal disease. They have given up on this young girl thinking ad hoping that she will return just the same way she left.

This young girl on her own is the religious type who does not understand how evil the world could be. What motive is behind all this?
> Why has she not ed anyone, not even her friends ever since she left?
> Could it be that she was brainwashed?
> Could she be dead? Probably for rituals.
> Could she be in a hostage kind of situation and hoping that someone will come and save her soon?

> Most importantly is why has she not ed the parents since 2 months now?


Lots and lots of questions begs for answers.

I have nothing to gain here please. But one thing that runs though my mind every single day is that, heroes don't fly and they also don't wear capes. Someday we will leave this world behind us, can we look back at it and say "Yes, we helped a family that was helpless"? Please let us do this as a NAIRALAND FAMILY. I only know the mother because she was a colleague in my former place of work and she was a good person.

I know there are influential people in this forum. I have ed some radio stations but neither will they pick or even reply my messages. Please people of NAIRALAND, I beg you to come to our rescue. Lalasticlala, Seun, Human right activists and others, please come, let us help this family. I am a member of this forum from way back in 2010 even tho I have to create a new I can testify of how beneficial the forum has been to be educationally. I beg you all. Let's help them.


I can't the last time I cried, but I can tell you that I am crying like baby while typing this. I have her pictures and anything needed to identify or find her. But I believe I need certain people who can help to me for any information regarding her or the parents or the prime suspect before I start posting them here . From there I can reveal everything. And if need be as we proceed, I'll release her pictures as well. Below is my number.

09073751704

Please NAIRALAND, this is too much for me alone. Come and help please.


I will make sure I update everyone on this issue once I get positive responses.

Arrest that Priest immediately, and stick a cattle-prod up his anus twice

He will give up all the information you need to locate the missing kid

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Ijakumo1: 1:18pm On Jun 28, 2022
Ozekhome no dey there again? grin
Ijakumo1: 9:05am On Jun 28, 2022
NwaNimo1:
By Dakuku Peterside, PhD.



https://independent.ng/expensive-diesel-expansive-economic-crisis/

APC government don't give a shìt about Nigerians' welfare

All they know how to do is to steal, steal and steal more; then they blame Libya/Gaddafi and Ukraine war, or they tell you rat and snake has swallowed the money

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Ijakumo1: 8:07am On Jun 28, 2022
golor:
Leave am Wike finish work here ..for once let me praise him ....anytime I de agip flyover na so so look I just de look

Anything Wike dey do na high standard now, check all the civil works he did in PH...he changed the face of the city totally.

That na why if he wants to yab, he dey over-yabgrin Na the problem wey e get be that, and it cost him the VP ticket. Dude is a perfectionist in everything he does.

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Ijakumo1: 10:54pm On Jun 27, 2022
NwaIdeato:
And my team and I will be headed to Chicago state university which Tinubu claims as his alumni to make open enquires about the authenticity of Bola Ahmed Tinubu first as a person, then we will proceed to if he truly attended that institution for the academic years he claimed, then lastly we will demand to see a copy of their graduation year book to ascertain if the iragbiji forger is truly on the graduation list and if possible demand to see copies of his academic records in the said University.

We will be reporting our findings live and our feed will be streamed for all our viewers to see, so there won't be any issues of bias,partisanship, and lack of credibility on our part during the course of this investigation.

We must not allow frauds rule this dear nation of ours anymore, we've learned our lesson the hard way under Buhari, this time around Nigerians are much wiser. You will not buy your way in power at the expense of truth, transparency and credibility again!!!

PSA: my team are actually sponsored by persons of interest who want to unravel the truth about Tinubu, and this group cut across all ethnic groups in Nigeria both here in the US and also in Nigeria, our sponsor is even a Yoruba man, a neurosurgeon for that matter...so you should know this is a project bigger than petty ethnic sentiments! We've made discreet s with the issions and records office of the University and informed them of our mission, and they wholeheartedly gave us the green light to conduct our investigation.

Further updates will be provided tomorrow.

You wey never enter plane for.your life shey na astral travel you wan take enter Chicago?

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Ijakumo1: 10:44pm On Jun 27, 2022
ULTIMATEMediaNg:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkQUif9R5fM


Wicked souls go and hustle — Singer Portable says as he warns fans against running after him for money.

Entertainer Portable has warned his fans against chasing after his car whenever they spotted him outside as he also labeled them wicked souls and has asked them to go and hustle instead of always begging him for money The singer revealed that rather than publicly sharing money to people he would rather gift money to aged women and children that need financial .

Didinrin shey e just dey know ni grin When he was one of them is that not how he was taxing every fresh dude upandan... all this omota that are always begging and obtaining as if other people pluck money from trees
Ijakumo1: 10:29pm On Jun 27, 2022
TheDemola:
A bereaved lady with the twitter handle @empressadusei has narrated how her niece who got a scholarship to study in was poisoned by her friends due to jealousy.

See her tweet:



https://twitter.com/EmpressAdusei/status/1541427066972815361?t=WkY0a3MPZYrEV9QTkDzrxg&s=19

Are you sure she did not overdose on alcohol and die whilst celebrating?
Ijakumo1: 10:24pm On Jun 27, 2022
dre11:
…People watched while headers lynched him to death—-eye witness




https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/06/crisis-in-lagos-as-herdsmen-allegedly-kill-bus-conductor-over-death-of-2-cows/

All you fools better not vote Atiku next year, or else herdsmen will just be strolling into your homes and slaughtering you all in your beds.

Be Obidient and vote for Peter Obi!

Don't even vote for the Jagaban of Tax Fraud, vote for Okwute if y'all wanna live beyond 2023!

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Ijakumo1: 10:17pm On Jun 27, 2022
Ijakumo1: 10:11pm On Jun 27, 2022
PALAPALA02:
Good day all.

I want to share with you all what the Lord did for me yesterday o.

While at PHC on a business trip from calabar.
I arrived phc on sunday and decided to sit out with friends on Wednesday night. After dropping my friends at their house and heading to my hotel room with the aid of the google map, a truck was parked on the speedlane at attilary road at phc at about 2am without having backlights or even putting c-caution.

While trying to look at my phone to check where i was heading to and moving at about 100km/hr, as soon as i lifted my head up, a truck was parked at the speedlane with NO backlights and caution sign placed on the road.

And that was how i rammed into the truck. But to the glory of God, i came out unscathed. No injury sustained at all.

The police said i was wrong to have rammed into the truck from behind regardless of where it was parked or even if it was stationary. They said i ought to have been more careful.
Buh i thank God, i am alive, my car got destroyed, but I sustained no injury which is most important.

Stop drinking and driving bro, it will help you live longer
Ijakumo1: 9:44am On Jun 27, 2022
frndfghtr:
Yesterday beighn friday, I parked at cele bustop taskforce just came their and arrest almost all the motor that on the park, just because the agbero oga did not give them their weekend returns they deicieded to pounce on us' they took my motor to alausa which I spent 31k to collect myotor,

If are in lag please share own experience, this must be stop, I don't know what sanwolu is doing

no be una dey vote for tinubu and sanwoole

all of una xey crase
Ijakumo1: 9:14am On Jun 27, 2022
A skanky crackhead whóre like Tohtoh Dike now wants to be governor

APC totally lowered the bar I swear

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Ijakumo1: 9:04am On Jun 27, 2022
Adexxi:
But your father is still begging for #50 all around ita baale . Is that not a food for the thought for you
let embrace vawulence undecided

Your own father was too busy drinking ogogoro, he forgot to train you properly.

Dead meat.

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Ijakumo1: 8:46pm On Jun 26, 2022
vicdom:
Few Weeks To The Osun Gubernatorial Election, HM Aregbesola And Governor Oyetola Settle Issues , Vows To Work For APC's Victory.

Too bad for Dancing Jackson and the rest of the greedy Adeleke clan
Ijakumo1: 6:37pm On Jun 26, 2022
etokhana:


https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid02RWfc73LfScyBzxY3Df949vrNFPMxVaCZokbJU2YFrZpqZZP4LNCSueitY9C4upXSl&id=100050467990818

First off was the boy offered market price? A kidney shouldn't be less than thirty thousand dollars but Ekweremadu wanted it for free because he thought he'd found a mugu.

Fanny K is just the King of Stupid Talk nobody should take him serious

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Ijakumo1: 6:30pm On Jun 26, 2022
waziri4biz:

He has been a senator Oga what do a senator steal? Stop justifying the wickedness if the boy because he poor. His poverty doesn't make him less of a criminal.

You're asking me what do a senator steal?

I can't believe you're a human being talkless Nigerian. Just swallow sniper or look for a strong rope bro, you're a total waste of consciousness.

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Ijakumo1: 4:59pm On Jun 26, 2022
waziri4biz:

Wow. This is you being hateful. The facts so far doesn't show The senator is culpable yet. You don't know if I'd write or wrong and in fact you don't care if he is you actually want him to be culpable and that's bitterness. Stop using the failures of our country leaders to shield your own wickedness.

Not even about the current case dude, these people are robbing Nigeria blind, no possibilty of progress.

His kid should be able to have kidney transplant locally if not for people like him stealing everything in sight. Don't be a fool these guys are the cause of their own problem

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Ijakumo1: 3:29pm On Jun 26, 2022
REDshouse:
one the Schools and block of classrooms built by Tinubu compared Obi

With his personal money shebi....low quality people, that's what y'all are

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Ijakumo1: 9:19am On Jun 26, 2022
Ijakumo1: 1:05am On Jun 26, 2022
WriterNig:
@BNN Newsroom tweeted;



Cc Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Seun

Here's hoping Vlad the Mad Vampire has actually kicked the bucket

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Ijakumo1: 12:57am On Jun 26, 2022
koondog:
Beautiful Family of Sen. Ike Ekweremadu

You're a real coondog, a lowlife mongrel in fact grin

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Ijakumo1: 10:15pm On Jun 25, 2022
BaddestQueen:
mynd44 lalasticlala Seun
Rule 2

See as you be like vulture wey get alopecia with kwashiokor embarassed

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Ijakumo1: 10:13pm On Jun 25, 2022
Ijakumo1: 7:34pm On Jun 25, 2022
JEWELofHELL666:


https://twitter.com/Maibitil_/status/1540445361004855297?s=19

For your information, dude: Atiku is flat broke cheesy

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