NewStats: 3,263,619 , 8,180,773 topics. Date: Friday, 06 June 2025 at 08:33 PM 5l6h2a

simple or your barber forgot to sterilize the clippers used to cut your hair and you couldnt let any harm befall your loved ones due to your own carelessness, so you had to take medical precautions.
Na why i like myself, I will always cook up a valid excuse

Blitzking:

Tell her u had an injury at work and needed to protect urself from any retroviral infection and was given the med by ur office clinic. Adjust as necessary

Kobojunkie:
. Marriage does not make her your property as she retains her right to bodily autonomy, whether you like that or not.

Yeah same way I reserve the prerogative to show her the exit once my basic requirements are intentionally and blatantly not being met.

Divaan:
1. Relief your wife of every trauma she might be experiencing.
2. Relief her of every stress.when some women are stressed, they hardly think of sex.
3. Keep clean, dress well and smell good.
4. Play with your wife and buy her new stuff.
5. Exrecise patience and pray for her. With time, she'll come around. 'e thing is even if you cheat, some women don't care.

All these just to get laid with whom I married legally?
This is the height of tomfoolery

Y'all be sleeping on Oyo state for real

mike977:
Anyone please?

dm me

Niok:
Nothing about the exhorbitant agency fees

I swear!
Na trash

wonder233:
There is nothing like sugar mummy, it is a hoax. It is a fantasy young guys have had for generations. It doesn't exist.
Most young guys dream of that wealthy mature lady who would keep them for sex and also give them money and gifts.
Movies promote this fiction, so the folklore continues.
It is psychological, and for most young men, they are highly motivated if a woman is older, married or in a serious relationship. She becomes a prize. Even if she doesn't give them money, these factors are enough motivation.

But as a guy grows older, he sees the reality - which is that females are by default HYPERGAMOUS. That is, women's own sexual motivation is programmed for the upturn not downturn. That rich, successful woman you're making puppy eyes at, is looking at you like "what is wrong with this small rat?" when what is on her mind is how to get a Senator or the Chairman/Ceo.

So, you soon realize, you're just fooling yourself. Then you drop the fantasy, and face that your normal girlfriend, to start your own life.
But small boys coming up who have been sold the same fantasy, start trying to target your wife, motivated by nothing but the fact that she is a "married woman"... And then the cycle continues.

I used to talk to the daughter of a billionaire on facebook about a decade ago.
I dmed her and complimented her beauty then asked for her number on FB.
I got to know that she had already been through a few failed marriages through a blog before we started talking. She would spend hours on phone wth me, when she was in her early 40s and i was just a bit above 20. She travelled a lot, she also told me she ran businesses in Canada but when I asked about the business, she won't divulge. I suspected something fishy and made sure we never met even after she made it known that i could travel to come say hi to her. I never did for fear of being skull-mined or used as a drug-pushing bait.

That was an example of a sugar mummy bro. I was just too naive to ask for money or make romantic advances.

That woman was a confirm sugar momma wey sugar mummy self

ruggedtimi:
What abut women, everytime their pops is dead or not active in their life.

I have had about six commited relationships in my life and only one of the ladies had an active and responsible father.
See the breakdown below:

Barkat: Deadbeat father
Beazy: father ran away overseas
Tola: Deadbeat father, still died eventually
Princess: Very responsible father, but VERY wicked and deadbeat mother
Harbee: Dead father (had numerous wives when alive, so no hope for redemption even if he was raised from the dead)
Current one: deadbeat father (overtly and audaciously runs another home outside his matrimony)

Observations;
All are muslims except Princess
All of them are loyal to a fault
All of them are decent and respectful except Princess
All are wifey-materials except "You know who"

Inference:

I'll leave that to y'all and your analytical skills

Sibrah:
what does she serve?

It's an eatery that has branch outlets around Lagos.
she sells normal Nigerian Staple meals (Rice, swallow etc)

motymop:


Exactly, just Vibes and PR

They should open their books

Even established bricks and wall restaurants do not make that.

no be PR ooo.
Go their outlets in surulere and shomolu

dominique:
No evidence of this other than a tweet from their handle

I believe it 100 percent.
I as a customer have spent close to a million on amoke oge just this year alone.

Watianoengineer:
500 naira fish for my area

even the fish no believe wetin u write

Prettyangelng:
No man is truly impotent. I was made to believe I was impotent for 13 years. Because of depression my dick stopped standing so my wife who accused me saw that as evidence. Not until she left me I met another girl and boom she took in and now I gave birth to a girl that looks like me 100 percent. Done DNA and am the father. See watery sperm does not mean impotence. If your sperm is watery when knocking remove it like 5 times if you want to cum to stop the excitement then on the 6th time cum and the sperm will be thick.

And please know no woman that does not moan will get pregnant. My ex does not moan. But my baby mama moans when you start kissing sef. So you are not impotent. You have not met the right EGG.

Copied...

I get the whole "shake six times before use" analogy.

Werey laro monday

mercedes c300 2009 downwards
toyota solara

jibsiddy456:
Pls who has made withdrawal to his or her bank through Grey.co recently?
I have been trying to withdraw from the platform since yesterday and it's not working

grey has been really inconsistent lately..I hope they don't fall off soon

DrManHattan1:
i really appreciate ur efforts in assisting me sir, but unfortunately i reside on kebbi state. Not lagos island. Am done with my NYSC since last year but everything just got stalked, the only job available i could get here is one private school near by which if i open up to you what i earn monthly u will find it very difficult to believe

If you are 26 or below, dm me with your cv

smh not even up to half of minimum wage.

Just go to war and capture slaves.

DIVINEEVIDENCE:


Killing a cockroach with a broom is not the same as killing a goat with a knife.

Killing a cow for food is not the same as killing a chimpanzee, pussy cat or pigeon for food.

Some things are abhorrent to basic moral sense.

kill is kill my friend

There is no manual to this thing called life.

Same people that beat rats, geckos and snakes to death will lose their minds when they see a fellow human strangle another animal.
Same humans that use spiritual stuff that are by-products of processes where animals are pounded alive to powder will feel irritated when they see a video of animal cruelty.

Same people that have eaten bush meat killed by fatal traps in the most gory and brutal way will lose sleep over a cattle beheaded by a fellow lunatic.

We joyfully eat chicken, beef and fish but dogs and cats are where we draw the line cos they are cute and can be made as pet.

All in all, everyone is a beast but who tells whom how and what to kill ?

bumble app and your dopest pictures. Thank me later

Show us just a picture of you in any physical protest earlier before now.

Goodmarlian:
These genz girls too like rough guys aswear, a friend invited Me to a show in unilag hosted by gt bank,as a guy wey get orientation I shaparly took my hoody which has a fela picture on it,I took my studs even though I don't really fancy earrings but I had to put them on to be appealing to these genz ladies in Unilag.

As i got to the venue the place was filled up already, I sharpaly maneuver to the front so I can see 9ice and Ayo maff the most popular guest artiste when they perform. Omo naso I jam 2 fresh hottie hottie with bumshorts for front ,I sharparly pull my hoody over my head and I near them.... ,all guys there were hot and Hot but couldn't approach the ladies ,but as an old and experience man wey I be, I knew when to strike and when to retreat,I knew ladies where there for male attention just like the males are there for female attention too so let the best gamer win.

I made sure the ladies saw me on my hoody and studs and 3 ladies were starring already,the DJ started songs and I knew that was the best time to strike..

The 2 ladies started making Snapchat videos of themselves, I shaparly ed their videos and they liked my steeze .. I use the opportunity grab her BBW nyansh with my two hands as the DJ was playing "adunni adunni" she didn't say anything so we danced and rocked that was when I knew I was gonna fvck tonight,her friends looked at me with jealousy like I picked the one with the biggest nyansh amongst them but I no care I held her right.

I move my hand from her nyansh to her waist chai this girl just can't resist my swag even with my hard cultist face..... ,she cooperated with me like she has seen a boyfriend.

The show ended 8pm ayo maff has performed last ,and I told the girl I lodged in a hotel close by if she don't mind spending the night so we rest after so much dancing, that I would give her a queen treatment,her face first changed then she later agreed after much persuasion, I didn't want to make her feel cheap so I try to get to know her first I didn't ask her for hookup I just respected her.
I took her to the hotel my friend and i booked near yaba, made her comfortable and we talked a bit drank some Smirnoff,then we did the do...

She took a shower and put on a towel,I knew if o rushed to sex she might resist so I first opened her leg and suck her pussy very well for 30 minutes she nearly went insane, then I chuked my priik and banged her hard and hard because I knew that was what she wanted I banged for 35 minute then she couldn't take it any more before,I was tired the we slept off.
This morning after another round we were done she bath and dressed up ready to go, I gave her 5k to manage to my surprise she rejected it,that she is not a hookup girl she started giving me attitude, I tried to touch her she refused like never knew me before,I asked her for her s she gave me and told me we never met that she has a serious boyfriend.. wetin concern me I saw her off to the gate paid for her keke maruwa and came back to the hotel,I hope we will link up later...

Nice game play!! Most lagos girls want fun/money and happy ending.
Next time, just finger her for a long time...she'll be the one pulling your rod towards her at some point.
You took a huge risk going down on a stranger, I cant even go down on my own girl.

Na this brain you dey use cross highway?
Kasongo ye eh ye eh

Afolue:
leave am. !

I don dey 😭 cry for am here sef

i don dey sing kasongo ye eh ye eh.

GreenDee:
sure.. please can you drop your number or email address for me to be able to chat you up..

07046160300

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lexdino:
Available

hit me up

Most ladies are like this, they always want to be part of it when you wanna have fun and still spoil the same fun for you when u agree.
Nothing serious, it's just feminine attitudinal issues.

In times like this, I allow women have their way, run their shit show and meet their waterloo in that regards, So I can boldly and blantantly refuse when next she wanna re-attempt to have her way in the same manner.



If you are not a simp.......Call her and blame her for ruining your fun and sternly warn her never to attempt to tag along or meddle with your outing with the boys again. Then, she'll know her place. Women shit-test men normally and only men's reaction wil determine if there'll be a recurrence.

liveyourlife007:
Helinues. I have been following your write-ups for a while. Only real recognizes real.
I watched a movie: Inter-stellar.
Where the main character cooper, together with other scientists. travelled to space through a black hole, Gargantua.
What I realised was that the last planet where cooper travelled to, where he got stuck in the fifth dimension. It was his former self that was there.
Although he was able to communicate with his daughter, murph. Through Morse law. Dot dot slash. Slash dot dot.

Are those things real. The fifth dimension and all. And when cooper came back to earth, Murph was already old, like in her 90s, while cooper did not age at all . How possible is this?

I havent seen the movie, neither do I even like watching sci-fi movies ......but the "murph was already old" statement is very possible and science will prove it.
It's called the relativity of time. If you travel to the space and back with something close to the speed of light, you'll come back to meet everyone dead millions of years ago. If a twin travels round the globe at a very high speed mulitple times, the twin may come back to meet the other twin looking older.
The relativity of time is a complex phenomenon that even astraunats and NASA take into consideration when space shuttling. They need to move at special speeds in different dimensions so they dont get left behind in time. You can read up to shed some more light.