iamswizz(m): 4:28pm On Aug 26, 2013 |
SPEECHLESS
WE FOR DON REVIVE DA GRIN
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iamswizz(m): 4:18pm On Aug 26, 2013 |
He probably hasnt seen a diamond before,
A diamond is Priceless,
I'm sorry Beverly is NOT
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iamswizz(m): 3:39pm On Aug 26, 2013 |
[size=15pt]I think sey na only naija get strong head 
well, he learnt the hard way  [/size]
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iamswizz(m): 2:39pm On Aug 26, 2013 |
Boring!! 
Last to comment.
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iamswizz(m): 2:34pm On Aug 26, 2013 |
Mobsync: 5 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD.
(1). You don't become lonely
When you have a roommate you always someone to talk to and hang around with. You rarely get that funny feeling that makes it seem you've been placed under some sort of house arrest or holed up in a fortress.
(2). You get to split bills, chores and tasks
Rather than living alone in an uncomfortable abode because you can't afford to pay for something better; with a roommate, you get to live in a better environment and simply split the rent. You also get someone to share the house chores and tasks like with.
(3). You have someone to call for help and .
You're going for an early morning interview and have no transport fare; you need to purchase some important stuffs and you've got no money; you're coming home late and need a hot place of food on your table as soon as you get home and what else? A roommate's the best bet.
(4). You could make a very good friend and build a lifetime relationship.
Beat it! Top executives, multimillionaires and all other "ogas at the top" today probably had a roommate at one time or the other in their lives. And if you were a "good" roommmate during the period of habitation, I don't think they would think twice before repaying you.
(5). There's someone around in case of emergencies
Imagine you slipped in the bathroom and fell into coma or you get knocked down by a heavy bout of malaria or fainted after falling dizzy; fact is, there's a higher possibility of you getting help when you have a roommmate as compared to when you don't.
5 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULDN'T.
(1). You lose your privacy
You can't sleep naked, you can't spend a full hour in the bathroom, you can't sing with your coarse voice in the bedroom, you can't watch indecency, masturbate and freely do all other wierd stuffs you love doing. Fact is, your privacy becomes lost the moment touch begin to cohabit with someone else.
(2). Your roommate could be pretty annoying and have downright disgusting manners.
Have you ever found yourself in a situation whereby you get to leave your bottle of perfume in a certain position whenever you're leaving the house? Or you have to hide your wallet in totally absurd places? Or put a very small piece of paper in your milk's tin lid? Or have to hide your towel in your luggage all because some self acclaimed roommmate's doesn't know that some things are not meant to be shared? Or you've ever lived with someone who spits on the bedroom floor, urinates in the kitchen sink and uses the toilet without flushing? Well, if you haven't, it's only a matter of time- except you live alone.
(3). Your roommmate's might gossip, backbite and tell people private things about you
You bedwet, wear an underwear for a month, bathe once a week and brush your teeth only on Tuesday mornings? You really ought to be careful if you've got a roommmate, especially if the roommmate's a female (no offence meant) . Your roomie could tell people all these and even feign lies all in a bid to keep a conversion with a third party going or simply because he/she's damned irritated.
(4). You could be made to pay for your roommmate's crimes
I once lived with a guy who stole a mobile phone from a fellow housemate only to abscond when things went awry. At the end of the day, I almost got arrested if not for the simple fact that I stood my grounds. But for the keeps, others have suffered police detentions, jail or even death for crimes committed by their roommmates.
(5). Your roommmate might become dependent on you.
When you live with some people, you might suddenly find yourself footing all bills, funding all meals, purchasing all items and carrying out all basic house chores that you begin to start wondering why you aren't even living alone in the first place. It's either your roommmate lives WITH you or lives ON you. If he/she lives with you, fine; but if he/she's lives on you, RUN.
SOURCE: me
CRAP!!!
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iamswizz(m): 9:50am On Aug 26, 2013 |
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iamswizz(m): 10:41pm On Aug 25, 2013 |
Only 2 comments made sense here.
Na wa 4 nairaland o
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iamswizz(m): 8:56pm On Aug 25, 2013 |
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iamswizz(m): 7:26pm On Aug 25, 2013 |
Once its make fp.. I go comment
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iamswizz(m): 7:10pm On Aug 25, 2013 |
Benite: Latest on ASUU
this sh1t aint funny anymore man!
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iamswizz(m): 7:09pm On Aug 25, 2013 |
alnaijiri:
You want him dead? Xtianity would kill him. Only Islam can save him.
i believe you! But tell it to those who lost their loved ones to Islamic extremists.
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iamswizz(m): 7:05pm On Aug 25, 2013 |
Benite: Latest on ASUU
una nor dey tire? smh
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iamswizz(m): 6:58pm On Aug 25, 2013 |
FG:: Wack
Dbanj: Wack
Talk about Wackness Raised to power 2
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iamswizz(m): 6:54pm On Aug 25, 2013 |
Is this the dude that went broke after having a net worth of over 200,000,000$?
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iamswizz(m): 6:53pm On Aug 25, 2013 |
Reminds me of the Saying 'End Time'
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iamswizz(m): 9:49am On Aug 25, 2013 |
I am sorry, but i dont agree with your first point.
If there is no bible verse to back up ur claim, then its just a mere assumption.
You cannot speak for God.
Acts 10:34, NKJV. "Then Peter opened his mouth and said: 'In truth I perceive that God shows no partiality.'"
Romans 2:11, NKJV says, "For there is no partiality with God."
James 2:1 My brothers, as believers in our glorious Lord Jesus Christ, don't show favoritism.
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iamswizz(m): 6:10pm On Aug 24, 2013 |
FLYFIRE:
My dear God will help us, but the day I totally gave up on this man, because I used to respect him alot, was when I watch him say all the evidences (both video & audio) against Lawan were all doctored. I wish him well though.

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iamswizz(m): 5:21pm On Aug 24, 2013 |
Justosaus: she's not ok upstairs. No matter where one goes in this world, home remains home.
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iamswizz(m): 1:50pm On Aug 23, 2013 |
Hehehehe.. Apartment Scam..
Moral lesson: dont pay money for anything you cannot see, especially a stranger..
*runs to western union with 2 mtcn*
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iamswizz(m): 12:57pm On Aug 23, 2013 |
APC AND PDP ARE BOTH CONFUSED PARTIES
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iamswizz(m): 11:52am On Aug 23, 2013 |
See! You guys wont understand,
Pls can i fart on this thread?
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iamswizz(m): 11:28am On Aug 23, 2013 |
I used to ACN.. But APC? Thanks, im not interested.
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iamswizz(m): 10:50am On Aug 23, 2013 |
Last to comment!
Shey na the shekau wey i see for Abule-Egba dey buy roasted corn, them talk sey he die?
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iamswizz(m): 10:06am On Aug 23, 2013 |
Please does anybody know where i can purchase Garri Online?
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iamswizz(m): 9:43am On Aug 23, 2013 |
na wa o.. which way naija
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iamswizz(m): 9:23am On Aug 23, 2013 |
Shebi, na naija wey dey..
Make we dey watch whether e go last.
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iamswizz(m): 9:20am On Aug 23, 2013 |
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iamswizz(m): 9:18am On Aug 23, 2013 |
Trust me, there wont be any debate
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iamswizz(m): 9:15am On Aug 23, 2013 |
I have a dream..
That one day, American Government would send their students to Naija for further studies
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iamswizz(m): 8:30am On Aug 23, 2013 |
wetin dey happen 4 here abeg
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iamswizz(m): 1:09pm On Aug 22, 2013 |
Monicasque:
i agree with u BUT poster dol WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE love us some 6 packs on a brother.
no vex o.. But shey ur papa get six packs?
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