NewStats: 3,263,765 , 8,181,333 topics. Date: Saturday, 07 June 2025 at 07:56 PM 2ua3x

Really?

Mod please do the needful

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Baba this is wickedness

Seen

I wish so

Naija, where is this country going to?

Nice write up

End time church goers

Is all this really necessary?

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Kikiki

Saw this picture online and it got me cracking my ribs.

The question now is "Who is the father amongst them"?

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Modified: Wat kinda OP is this sef, u created a thread and comment first. Well that doesn't count cuz as far as this Post is concerned I'm FTC and I dedicated this to my Nigga #TheRealDeal.

Cc,
Kizmilz,
Dauntless15,
The Real Deal himself PRINCEAKINS

Make I park my power bike here dey wait

dauntless15:
damseyl as the manager of princeakins i present his answers on his behalf

PRINCEAKINS FOR MR NAIRALAND, HERE ARE HIS ANSWERS,

-If humans evolved from apes or chimps, why are the chimps and apes still here?

*The theory of evolution is an insult to Gods wonderful works am not an atheist and believe God is real so evolution is a fallacy

-When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do you call a girl that is named after her mother?

*Junior as well, mumy junior, daddy junior

-Why does the last piece of ice always 
stick to the bottom of the cup?

*Because liquids freeze from the bottom but melts from the top

- If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

*Ya, its a term for hearing of a case and his disability has a different meaning

-Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural? 

*Because panties has "ies" in front of it

-What's the difference between a novel and a book?

*Book is a general term for every written work while novel is an extended work in prose

-Why is Abbreviation such a long word??

* Because it contains many alphabets

-Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

* Its made of a material not affected by glue, and its airtight hence it cant dry up

-How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

*0

-What do you call a bedroom with no bed in it?

*If you don sleep there, its not a bedroom

-Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?

*Old people is a phrase that makes sense, same cant be said of new people in that context

-What shape is the sky?

*Crescent because the world is spherical

-What is the diameter of a square?

* Square of both sides, both sides raised to power of 2

-What's the opposite of opposite?

* Diametric, opposite, alternate.

-What's the difference between a wise man and a wise guy?

*a man is an adult in all ramification but a guy is an informal term for youth and sometimes a man too, but they both have the " wise"in common

-What would happen if an Irresistible Force met an Immovable Object?

* The more powerful subdues the other, but if they are both powerful its a long struggle, and might just die down with no victor

-If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

*Yes, because every life is worth saving.

-Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

*Its the norm, and we are born into it so you have to follow the norm

-Why do dogs walk around in circles before lying down?

*Its a behavior peculiar to mammals in the cat family, lions, tigers etc, so i will say it runs in thier ancestry

-Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number? 

*Because it sounds like nuh as in number.

You nailed it bro... That's The Real Deal...

Laid2001:
a fellow compatriot like them who is a christian.

is that difficult to know/

Kids everywhere on nairaland!!!

Oga I already know this, just wanted to make a funny comment. Please never in your life call someone a kid, when you don't know him/her in person and please don't quote me again.

No one care to ask this question "Who's taking the pictures"...

olanshile2016:
i don't even know who to

*lemme go ask ifa*

[Princeakins]

Ifa already choosed him

Well, y'all know I don't write much. Buh just to tell you this #TheRealDeal is here...

#TheRealDeal

#TheRealDeal

OK, I don't normally type much...

Mod ban me, think say I go loose HOPE... Na lie, I'm back with the real me #Iamjoshkiz

My goes to the real dude

Yes I'm back with a new me, and that's the real me. #Iamjoshkiz

To the OP who banned me cuz of ma for @Princeakins, I have nothing to say to you...