NewStats: 3,259,584 , 8,170,555 topics. Date: Sunday, 25 May 2025 at 04:18 PM 3i4918

OP please try to be creative when you want to make FP

Synzu:
They should get paid for inexperienced half-baked lists?

Will you shut up dumb skull.. If you think they make inexperienced half baked lists why not come up with experienced full-baked list? You can't even create a topic yet you castigate those who are at least trying.. Ode !!

Here we go again !


A beggar came to my friends disguising as a deaf and dumb person. We had comion on him and dipped our hands into our pockets and helped him in a little way we could

Few minutes later, we went to a nearby canteen and we were astonished when we spotted this beggar eating rice and beans, plus dodo and egg .. To our surprise, he ordered for chilled pepsi Person wey claim say him no fit talk? We just acted like we did not know him.. We wey give am money gan no fit afford pepsi, na pure water we take smatch our bread and beans

Very hilarious experience you've got up there Tosyne. Let me also share mine since there's nothing to be ashamed about

I dated this lady for a few months but the only barrier to effective display of our love in Tokyo was the fact that her parents were unnecessarily being strict which prevented us from having the opportunity to see each other but did more of phone conversation. In fact, I dare not visit her and even when she managed to sneak of the house to visit me, she would be very conscious of time for the fear of being scolded if her parents ever found her missing in the house.

One day, on a Friday to be precise, she called me to come and sleep over at her place as her parents were going for a vigil. As a sharp guy now, I smiled to God for answering my prayer. I went to the bathroom, got dressed and also lied to my own parents that I was also going for a vigil, I was granted amnesty by money dad and I headed to her place around 11pm. The whole show started for couple of minutes after which we both slept off (I don't expect anybody to ask me what the show was )

When it was around 4am, there was a knock on the door that was when I knew he was in deep mess. Her parent came earlier than expected. Ordinarily, according to her, she assured me that her parents would not return back until past 5am, but this time I guess things went out of hand.

After few minutes of discombobation on where to hide, I decided to hide beneath the curtain of the toilet located in the axis of the sitting room so that I would quietly sneak out through the main door as soon as they enter into their room. As God will have His way, I successfully hid there, she went to the door, open it and greeted her them. I heard her father playfully told her she no dey use sleep play and all that. She was heading back to her room when calamity happened

Her mother went straight into their room as her father headed towards the toilet to pee before going in with his wife. Seee gbege !!! Before I could say Jack, her father opened the curtain of the toilet and caught me. I thought of running for my dear life but on a second thought the door was already locked with keys so no where to run to

He pointed a torch light on my face and the first question was "what are you doing in my house"? I became a deaf and dumb person at that instance. (Who fit answer dat kind question? ). The man started shouting at the top of his voice and started calling neighbours that he had caught a thief in his house. I began to plead saying "Sir, I came to take your daughter Mathematics lesson and I carelessly slept off". A 50kg slap was ed on my face and he began to beat me mercilessly. When it was dawn, the police came and bundled me to the station since my girlfriend who was in the best position to save him also denied ever knowing me because she knew her head would be ripped off if she made a confession

I was granted a bail later in the day when the she finally confessed that I wasn't a thief


Lalasticlala come and share yours too

I'm very gulity of 1, 4 and 5 and I know that most guys are guilty of it


Btw, nice dp Tosyne. #no-homo#

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vickylala239:


You Jst a little funny idioottttt.... u mean I shuld strt punctuating Jst Cuz I wnt to post on common social media.....or I shuld strt writin in full Jst Cuz am on Nairaland.... Lol...

I see u are paid by writin in full and taking tym to punctuate... Jst as I said ur Jst a tym waster..

If u think seun will pay u for taking tym to punctuate and writin in full ur Jst wasting ur tym....

Ur debaterz Hv deserted ur thread for you....Lol!!!!

I knew ur wer foooolish. . Cuz if u were actually debating...u culd Hv concentrated on ur wrk..Bt here you are...with some1 who is calling it debating thread shitttt....

U claim am Nt intellectual enuf.. oya push ur write up to Senate and let dem this....Wat u knw is to cum here and drag commEnt wit does u will Neva see....

Lik I said am ready for u...since am now your topic of debate.....

For d past pages s now d debate is abt mi...let's go...mummmmu

Shut up your mouth eeediot.. I have been reading the comment of a dumb skull like you saying whatnot just to justify herself. It's better for you stay out of this educating debate and let those who want to learn learn, rather than displaying illiteracy and stupi.dity on a public forum like this.. It's so pathetic that with your so called Bsc, you can't even punctuate, spell and capitalize properly yet you claim you are superior to an HND holder


Tosyne, pls keep it up with the BRUTALITY while I enjoy the fun

tosyne2much:
As I have said earlier, arguing with you is devaluation of oneself.. What's the point arguing with someone who can't even write coherently in English?


What's even the point arguing with someone who doesn't even know when to start a word with capital or small letter?


Of course I have HND in view but I can bet a million dollars that you obviously can't even stand me.

Madam Bsc holder, go and work on yourself and improve on your vocabulary so that you can defend your certificate anywhere you go, so that an ordinary school cert holder will not be rated above you [/i]

Tosyne I swear you wicked ooooo... See as you murdered the daughter of a man

Oga Tosyne don come again. I'm always anticipating these your hilarious posts

Jadekitana:


Please take your frustrations elsewhere, I replied who mentioned me, I can't having any debate with you. You should learn to mind your business, it helps alot.

You should be the one who should get a life and stop being a nuisance on a public forum

Jadekitana:


On the contrary he-goat i'v left the shores of nigeria, on business trips and vacations nd i'v not really seen couples splitting bills in my presence! You should learn how to address people with decorum in public and don't be a scalywag. What a foolish statement! Where in the world have you been to? Maybe just 3 countries and you have the guts to make such a silly sweepy statement. I pity your wannabe ignorance.

Who cares whether you have travelled to Ghana or Zimbabwe? I just pity the man that will marry you with your manner of talking


I don't know if your parent didn't train you well, or they trained you but you failed to accept training. Even when they have nothing to offer a man, they will come to a faceless forum like this displaying hypocripsy just to convince people that they are priceless.. Rubbish !!!

dazzle101:
Whatttttttttttt you want to split bills on every date and later u'd come on out and say 'u the man'

Taaaaaaa, how petty!! Idiat try that rubbish with me n u so goooooneeeee!!! Broke ass... namsense!!

If I want to pay the bills, i'd initiate the date n do the paying not when I'm not up for an outing n u come up n say let's go out n split bills, u and who And hey, it's not being cheap, it's just how it should be naturally. Adam was created to be the provider ab inito but ur lazy selves would have none of it: the world is changing, women now work so heck: they should be splitting bills and contributing, a livid excuse for the lukewarm n lax man who knows not his place!!!!

Tomorrow they'd open their chauvinistic mouths to claim 'I'm in charge as the man' may.........!!! lemme stop here.

I'm sure my stance is clear enough!!! To every dude out there: be the man you were created to be and stop looking for flimsy excuses to your baseless theory @OP berra do away with that inane thought of yours as its so banal and shoddy!!!

Shut your mouth and stop blabbing here.. So from all the lists, why emphasising on splitting the payment of a bill?


I still don't know why you carry dis thread for your head. Why are you so pained that you can't even hide your pains.. The same lazy bone who see marriage as an escape to poverty will still come here agitating for gender equality.. Capital FOOL !!!

tosyne2much:
I don't give a damn about your pathetic life.. Why would you even ask me for recharge card in the first place? You work put for my hand? Lazy bone !!! No go find work do, you think say na only ur kitty-cat go put food for table for you? Shiooor !!!


Just get da fucck up my mention and stop being an attention seeking nincompoop...

This is what we call bashing... Tosyne, see how you murdered the daughter of a man

Lmao @ cast your burden upon the Lord and stop asking for recharge card.. But wait oooo oga Tosyne, where you become recharge card seller?

That number 1 is very common

Suigeneris93:
I'm guilty of 1 tho. Yea sue me! Most guys don't appreciate what they get on a platter so y will I cheapen myself?

I agree with all the other points. Nice one op!

Looking at your statement, one would think you are a hot pretty damsel until I checked your profile pix


To have made such a delusional statement, how old are you?

The OP has brutalised our ladies with the bitter truth. With a thread like this, you begin to wonder if we no longer have ladies on nairaland. The proportion of ladies viewing this thread outweigh the dudes yet they won't comment

Tosyne my man, you are of hell of an intelligent dude. I just hope these ladies will learn from this


Kindly remind me when Lalasticlala pushes this to the HQ

Frankly speaking, I don't think I can marry a virgin even when I see one. Experienced ladies rocks my boat

This is very hilarious

Lalastlclala pls we need this on the fp

tosyne2much:
What has ranking got to do with this ? Your earlier comment which discriminated against other students of other institutions was totally uncalled for (awon pako universities and polytechnics). If this is your way of reasoning, then I have to say that you need to apply a propriety of wisdom, intelligence and maturity when talking. With your mode of talking and using you as an example, can you now see that your institution can be ranked first in Nigeria yet you could still reason like my cousin in KG1?

Though you tried to defend yourself but your comment still does not hold water at all. There's no point arguing with someone with a myopic way of reasoning.

I'm done with this argument. You won !!!

Hahaha.. KG1 ke ?


Now this is what we call BRUTALITY

tosyne2much:
Don't be an attention seeking nincompoop. Don't be pained ehn. Just work on widening your horizon


I surround myself and argue with people with wide range of intellectual capacity, not a dumb acclaimed educated reta.rd like you

Tosyne, see how you murdered the man called TruthHurts1

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Omotayor123:
Nothing is Dubious here ... So far you are asking your boyfriend..

It's his choice if he gives or Not!

I will always continue to say that you are so backward, re.tard and myopic in thinking.. I wonder how you manage to in school. *Dick head*

RexKexMilann:
Baba leave all Those children, I try as Much as possible to ignore them & The rubbish things that they type.


You know the forum is "Faceless" & People just type anyhow because Slapping OR beating someone Online is not even Possible, Just leave them make them dey Form Celebrity for Here when Their Mates Dey Marry for the Real World.



You don't Fancy Legend Or Star? I no just like Guinness at all.

Na yeye girls dey form here. Even the classy ones don't even form at all. Even though you don't ever wish to meet with any nairalander, it's best you keep it to yourself rather than spewing it publicly making people look worthless or something. I'm don't with the eeediot jawe


Back to the shayo mata. Baba be like say na origin go make sense for this harmarthan

Estharfabian:
...And grandpa just can't stop Mentioning me...jealous much??

You've just Proven You've been stalking me.. Gracias!
Nice to know tho!

Jealous of who? You? *spits* Of all better babes wey dey nairaland, na you I wan dey stalk? Tufiakwa !!!


Just know how you talk to guys here. Not all of us are perverts, so we don't care if you exist or not, if you put up your picture or not. Whether you use a tortoise as you DP, who even cares?

henrylowe:
Na Guiness oooo. The most annoying thing is that the said Estharfabian is always present on every thread giving relationship advice to people even at odd hours at night. All these teens who are bereft of relationship experience are always the ones forming relationship experts. What annoyed me most was seeing her feeling so special making every nairaland dude look like he's not up to her class or something.. Who cares if she puts up her picture or not ? Yeye and ugly girls forming since 900BC

RexKexMilann:
Bro, Which is your Favorite Beer and How Many Crates can You consume?.

Na Guiness oooo. The most annoying thing is that the said Estharfabian is always present on every thread giving relationship advice to people even at odd hours at night. All these teens who are bereft of relationship experience are always the ones forming relationship experts. What annoyed me most was seeing her feeling so special making every nairaland dude look like he's not up to her class or something.. Who cares if she puts up her picture or not ? Yeye and ugly girls forming since 900BC

PushMusic:


Someone please tell her to take that picture off. Looks like her hand is crippled already.

The girl is damn ugly, yet she go dey form. I'm pretty sure that she ed one of her best pictures and she still looks malnourished. *spits*


Many are ugly, only few of them are able to put up their pictures

Estharfabian:
Uh...Me??

First off...I'm so Not Popular...

Secondly, I've never ed a Photo of Any Humanbeing since I ed...

Thirdly, My mom, daddy, granny, friends and Siblings Are NL's...

Buh Really, apart from those..I don't Wish to see any Nairalander(No offense)..
Then! they'd know the REAL me! tragic! sheesh!

who's this eeediot feeling so special?.. Many of you hide your ugliness under the cover of privacy and na una dey form on this forum. Who cares if your extended family are ed of nairaland?

Just take a look at your pathetic life and see what you posted there. Many nairalanders have got to meet offline, so who are you to claim you are too important to meet with male nairalanders. Whether you put up your pix or not, who cares?

Btw, who even wants to meet a ret.ard like you?