NewStats: 3,265,535 , 8,187,124 topics. Date: Sunday, 15 June 2025 at 04:07 PM 5q6l2p

A305:
I love and miss UNIBEN, Sitting back and reminiscing about those years of going to Green Park and GTB to charge, Night class at Agric and Law faculty, the fashion show by mostly girls around faculty car park. The drivers who always call Hall4/law/basement as if it's one busstop.

How can I forget those live saving fried rice, beans and plantan and pounded yam sold in food court but when you want to impress babe, you take cab to Mat-Ice but be ready to drink garri after that lol.

Welcome to UNIBEN where Elegibilty is more important than your B.Sc certificate.

I love that school and would attend again if am to go for a first degree in my next life.

even now wey electricity and water no dey?

Okwyjesus:


Bro you are a Super Lion indeed. That's what make you Super.
My experience was terrible. One day l went to bath but was pressed. l managed to climb the loads to do the needful in the piles of Shi**. But the worst happened. My leg mistakenly slipped into the mess. l was like this leg need to be cut off. l washed and washed and washed.
Then l choose to be doing it in the bush.

After they will be g Hail Varsity of Nigeria, my Alma Mater for Princess Alexandra Hall.
Abeggggg

u just come narrate the whole scenario sha. haba u for just no go in details as u come make those fvcked up toilets wen i been dey those hostel. but those women they really try in cleaning that sh*t

SpecialAdviser:
Honestly, I wonder how those who are proud of being Nigerians manage to survive their mental state.

I personally have always been angry being born a Nigerian.
UNN used to have a hostel where you defecate on already piled up sh***ts as at 1999 when I schooled there.
Just recently I asked my juvenile cousin who stay in one of the hostels and he said it is even worse.

please which of the hostel are you reffering to?

RedCreme21:
i've noticed that certain monikers love to cancel your post

she shud tell us why they always cancel her comments

RedCreme21:
i've noticed that certain monikers love to cancel your post

she shud tell us why they always cancel her comment

realvikash:
Na punchline for God's Plan by Drake. He meant he'd turn the O2 arena, (where Wizkid performed) into an O3

ok that is him scatter the arena with much stunt ba?

realvikash:
Turn the O2 into the O3 bruh

na wetin d code mean?

Freemanbobble:
Mothers
they can save and keep things for the future
Them dey always reason about the future

The day when i respect my mom na the day when hungry do me wella
Nothing dey with me

I come dey reason my life

Luckily in the evening my mumsy call me on phone
I come reason my brokeness with her
Could you imagine she come direct me go where she intentionally save and hide twenty thousand naira for under her Cooler box incase i face emergency

O boy see smile for my face that evening
Although she come say make i collect seven thousand for inside
Trust me i top am with three thousand naira. I collect 10k
I ball that evening. See balling! Drink some bottles

good but when u hamma put her first in ur scale of preference

Angelfrost:


Look closer... We know they are over 17 years old, but certainly less than 30... Probably between 19 and 25.

homeboy i can convincingly put it to u that this dudes are in their late 20s and early 30s

emsco:
Our youth team do well in underage competitions but find it hard to replicate in the senior level.
Five years from now, we won't see most of these guys if not all in football world again. What could be the reason?

reason so simple bc they're all over aged players. many of them are in their early 30s and before they cud get to their limelight they must hv clocked 40s so they are very very liable to fizzle out at stage

Igbosmoker:
2014 world cup final between Argentina and

Then liverpool vs Barcelona 2nd leg

a babilonia messi fan spotted

bravesoul247:
okay? How does that concern you if I decide to bleach? Like make I de explain give una say I wan bleach abi? Your sense de una village evil forest.

imp

bravesoul247:
Hello. Please can you recommend a good cream and soap for a dark person that wants to stay fresh and have a better skin?

oga kuku tell us say u wan bleach

giftjoyz:
Someone Help Me Before It Eat Me Up

I firstly lightened my skin around 2015,after many month i stop it after giving me some reaction but i later noticed more skin discolouration,black spot,extremely dry rough skin,eventually i was advised to continue using skin toning

since that years am in dilemma;i must not stop lightening skin or else the reaction will start again,so due to the frequent cream i got stretch mark on my chest,lap,thigh,butt,back and leg

So what make me to look for aid here is one cream that promises stretch-mark-free(bbclear) is actually a total false cos i just notice some mark on my lower butt again

Please dont yab or insult me for lightening my skin it just a mistakes since 2015

PLEASE HELP ME THIS MARK IS EATING ME UP

I can't post the body pictures here cos it too graphical

picture or idontbelivit

Zoharariel:
Tunji (TBillz) Balogun - You see ya life outside? Do a lowkey wedding, and impregnate the Biiitch even before the wedding, you no gree.

You invited all the village people all over Nigeria to come celebrate your wedding.

You even called Bisi Olatilo to come broadcast your day of glory to the international congregation of witches & wizards.

And under the influence of Hennessy V.S.O.P - you were gallivanting on the dance floor and nodding your gorimapa-head like a Tolo-Tolo own and forgot the rule number one in the book of the irunmoles:

"Envy is a tax which all distinction must pay."

The fool dares the gods of envy by flaunting his victories.

And what happened after the wedding?

Don Jazzy start to dey chook him preek inside her ToTo - codedly.

He got tired and ed her to Dr. Sid.

Dr. Sid sef come start to dey chop am codedly.

And now, she is in the "Laliga Season of StarBoy" - who won't hesitate to position her for a doggy, and fvck her on stage like the dog she is, while the audience cheer on.

I the day she was dressed on T.V like a Deeper Life member, tying a scarf, without make-up and shedding crocodile tears while trying to convince the entire world that the marriage break-up wasn't her fault.

Any man who does not fear Nigerian women is already a walking corpse.

Well, I can only thank Obatala on your behalf for not diving in into that Lekki-Ikoyi Link Bridge Lagoon.

My brother, unfortunately - I can not cry more than the bereaved.

Today is Sunday, let me go to Mulikat Beer Parlour and take two bottles of "3 3" with a plate of Pepper-Soup while using the smoke from my Benson Boost cigarette to communicate to the heavenlies so that the money to buy my "Bmw 7 Forty Fizzy" can enter into my bank first thing tomorrow morning.

ol boy see yahns

chiomzy86:

You need Jesus.man will fail u..inviting u to my church salvation ministries, home of success..start attending this church and your life will never remain the same..a trial will convince u..

are u advertising church biz to the fellow? he. said gv him help and not advertisment. shuo!

babyfaceafrica:
I.am the second.person?

btw the two of u who is the babyfaceafrica? i want to date u and i hv much to offer. cheers

Youngjohnosas:
that's nice.

I could going through same situation some few years ago. mine was worse because I had already envisaged how I was going to lit up the environment when I got itted but I found myself in a completely opposite situation.

I how a friend approached me and said he had paid for a bus to convey his proprties to school and that he wants us to travel same day with the bus but I should just give him a little token, few seconds I couldn't say anything because I had nothing to take to school except my clothes and few yams and spaghetti.i simply told him I wasn't ready to leave yet but actually left before him..

the day he saw me with a bag strapped to my bag,he never knew I was going to school that moment and it was after one week I started getting calls from friends and I told them I was already in school,it was a horrible 100 and 200l thank God things are quite ok now.

Mr, seriously ayam not understanding ur story infact we the local men on nairaland are not understanding not

sodiqapril:
Your life can switch within a second, don't fold, hustle hard, pray like you don't hustle, don't hate the people ahead of you...if anyone tries to oppress you don't trip.....
"THERE IS NO LATECOMER IN SUCCESS"

overtaking is allowed my brother

DonBenny77:
Story land story land

ooh that my program dat time with that old baba telling sweet stories to those them little kids. men 80s and 90s issa real bomb not this indomie fucking; fuckery; fuckedup atyma.

DonBenny77:
Story land story land

ooh that my program dat time with that old bab telling sweet stories to those them little kids. men 80s and 90s issa real bomb not this indomie fucking; fuckery; bleeped up atyma.

BuhariAdvocate:
lol which airport? Last year July 20th during the convocation ceremony of my niece at university of Ghana. I used the airport and its not what they use to call it .i can see the shit everywhere and the security use style to begging for money.

las las u will never agree because ur moniker says it all

namiji2598:
this picture touched my breast, I am moved

until it touches ur toto den i can agree

Risingblue008:
Eyahh,dis one touch me shall
Na d skool person go still go and then nting d government wan do for us,acada self,I no knw if I go say na scam

my guy acada na big scam. 2013 after graduation i still dey my papa huz dey drag pot of soup at the age of 40. men wey i senior don marry born cheedren and na just masonry dem learn o.. even some na tiler and non of dem near any four walls of acada

PureGoldh:
Wow.... Nice one


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PureGoldh:
I laugh in Swahili....Oyibo and their funny measures.

Even with the CCTV cameras installed in Jamb centers... 9ja students still dey flenjo inside exam hall.

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come oga this ur honey no dey finish ?

OTayobami:



Actually, I think the reds found their Mr right...
I am still gutted about yesterday's match!
Why won't Aubameyang's goal dry up when the clown(Emery) would not use the masterclass creative midfielder that he has that would supply es to the boys upfront! Instead, he prefers using three CDMs at away games even against bottom table teams! Three fuçking defensive minded midfielders! Now tell me, who will create the es? Is it Xhaka that all what's in his head is to commit unnecessary fouls(even in his own 18 yard) and all? Abi is it guendouzi that prefers keeping the ball with him for more than 30seconds and always looking for who to foul him? Or is it wilock and torreira who does all the tackling from the middle?
Ok even if he's using these men, at least he should use one faster fullback in either Tierney or Bellerin that'll pace forward from flank and make some vital crosses. No! He'll keep them in rehabilitation for one year first and use kolasinac that will take ball(on counter attack) to opponent's center half and prefer to back to his CBs far back instead of crossing!

ol boy u just carry arsenal frm head to toe sha. enjoy ur team buddy

OTayobami:



Actually, I think the reds found their Mr right...
I am still gutted about yesterday's match!
Why won't Aubameyang's goal dry up when the clown(Emery) would not use the masterclass creative midfielder that he has that would supply es to the boys upfront! Instead, he prefers using three CDMs at away games even against bottom table teams! Three fuçking defensive minded midfielders! Now tell me, who will create the es? Is it Xhaka that all what's in his head is to commit unnecessary fouls(even in his own 18 yard) and all? Abi is it guendouzi that prefers keeping the ball with him for more than 30seconds and always looking for who to foul him? Or is it wilock and torreira who does all the tackling from the middle?
Ok even if he's using these men, at least he should use one faster fullback in either Tierney or Bellerin that'll pace forward from flank and make some vital crosses. No! He'll keep them in rehabilitation for one year first and use kolasinac that will take ball(on counter attack) to opponent's center half and prefer to back to his CBs far back instead of crossing!

ol boy u just carry arsenal for head sha. enjoy ur team buddy

notoriousbabe:
Na during menstruation sex they sweet .

yes i know dats y u open mouth like where big preek enter ur toto

lilianofentse:
I gave him my virginity but he wasn't good in bed, since then I've not been able to enjoy sex.

no need cos we all know u are a man disguising as a lady