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Heffalump(m): 5:19pm On Jun 05
No matter how they tried, they can't unbless the one carrying God's special anointing. The same people will bow and lick his shoes some day

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Heffalump(m): 4:34pm On Jun 05
Igbo cannot be first on this list if for anything. SW is worst hit to be honest with you. The statistics is baseless. Who are those that coined out "egbin powa oh"?

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Heffalump(m): 9:26pm On Jun 03
Where are the rams? Only human gathering I can see.

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Heffalump(m): 6:30pm On Jun 03
Successsearch90:
300%
Impressive

Don't be deceived by the percentage. In dollar- it's nothing.
Heffalump(m): 6:27pm On Jun 03
DIVINEEVIDENCE:
300% wage increase for people whose basic salary is already in millions.

What exactly are we expected to do with this news?

Is this meant to be some sort of provocation?

Envy no go kee you. Na the same work everybody dey do?
Heffalump(m): 10:33am On Jun 03
slimjohn2k5:
I go dey pinch
Especially those part hanging loose
I go dey cook soup for house without meat sef

With cameras everywhere, try that and you're sacked.

All that glitters are not Gold, sometimes it could be a source of temptation for your downfall.

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Heffalump(m): 10:28am On Jun 03
OboOlora:
cheesy
A snake in the PDP but even a greater snake to the presidency.
Time will tell...

Wike thinks he is sneaky and smart by all these manipulative innuendos coming from him. One day they will all backfire and he will be treated like a traitor and betrayal. Everyone frolicking around now will reject him like a leprous man.

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Heffalump(m): 3:14pm On Jun 02
P.hd well deserved. No other First lady made impact like her apart from Mariam Babangida of blessed memory.
Heffalump(m): 2:33pm On Jun 02
When poverty resets your brain, you'll begin to speak in tongues.

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Heffalump(m): 10:06am On Jun 02
visaclick:
If u see a very rich and successful man whose children are not doing well then it is definitely ritual money. Otedola children all still depend on him, his son is slow and his daughters one un married and the other one barren. These are no coincidence.

You may be wrong in this assertion

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Heffalump(m): 8:36am On Jun 02
It's exchange rate wahala.
The naira is performing poorly against other West African currencies.
Heffalump(m): 8:18pm On Jun 01
I've said it before that Atiku cannot unseat Tinubu in 2027. The only person who can is Peter Obi. This is the only reason the attacks are more severe on PO. He's the imminent threat Tinubu has right now.

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Heffalump(m): 9:34am On Jun 01
@OP: This is your personal opinion.

To others, there are several other ways of sharing testimonies.
Heffalump(m): 8:41am On May 29
Avoidable death. Very poor engineering work.
RIP to the dead.

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Heffalump(m): 9:36am On May 28
muyico:
Putin isn't Christian

He's actually an Atheist
Heffalump(m): 7:46pm On May 27
I notice that in this life, na to align well and get whatever you want to achieve for yourself. No carry national problems put for head. Achieve your dreams and move on. After all, every man is selfish for himself. This is the reason why someone like yarimo, helinues and Co are up for dirty deals and ing the destroyer and slayer of democracy in Nigeria.

The golden rule is "myself first". Every other thing is secondary!

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Heffalump(m): 9:38am On May 27
If it was a working country, this case would be thoroughly investigated for further actions
Heffalump(m): 8:16pm On May 26
The guy wanted to cheat the legal system, but they catch am grin

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Heffalump(m): 7:23pm On May 26
Discarded what?
Heffalump(m): 6:12pm On May 25
There's no way low income earners can buy those properties.
In think the best approach is to assess the true values of the houses according to current reality and subject it to lottery for civil servants.

The conditions of sale will be spelt out clearly, subject to affordability by the individuals acquiring them.
Heffalump(m): 5:45pm On May 25
TouchNfollow:
Hope you met her a virgin after burning candle to the 3 page exam. shocked

Na wa oh. I least expected someone will well endowed BBL can ask such a question.

This kind of question is specially reserved for men of Nairaland.
Heffalump(m): 3:58pm On May 25
madridguy:
grin grin grin

Bishop Kukah should show us the election sheet.

We saw how President Donald Trump dressed himself in the Pope attire and the next day the American man was appointed as the new Pope.
No one dare challenge the USA of their selection.

Perpetual blindness is not good. Once in a while, borrow sense.
That picture of Trump in Pope's attire was generated and posted by entirely different person. He saw it and reposted it himself.
Nevertheless, Pope Leo de XIV never shouted "emilokan" on top of his voice before the white smoke appeared.
Heffalump(m): 2:58pm On May 25
Richtaiwo:
Northern CAN should go for thickening of skin to mitigate the forthcoming cancellation by those illiterates.

Their philosophy is so crude that when gringory disagree with reports against him, he is a good man, but anyone else does same, it becomes damage control.

For CAN to debunk a lie, the association is marked for cancellation. Crude characters.

This is the kind of comment from someone that's not saved yet. You need true repentance.
Heffalump(m): 11:09am On May 24
Anytime the NA stop lying, they will post pictures to affim their claim.

The day they don't post pictures, just know that the story oozes with lies.

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Heffalump(m): 10:33pm On May 23
Gbadugbakun:
Inter are very useless. I didn't want Napoli to win it because they'll say they don't need Oshimen anymore..

I swear Inter flopped everything. Losing two matches at such a critical time was a disaster for them.
I sincerely wanted inter to win the league instead of Napoli.

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Heffalump(m): 7:37pm On May 23
lexy2014:


most likely from the middle east

Perhaps a Palestinian

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Heffalump(m): 11:59am On May 23
GEJDHERO:
What of between OBI and TINUBU

In a worst-case scenario, I meant. Obi is perfect for the job.

But in a political permutation whereby Obi is not motivated to contest because of some dirty schemes, definitely Tinubu and Atiku might emerge. We understand that all APC is trying hard to do is unsettle Obi from contesting. He is the only stumbling block and a cog in the wheel as far as 2027 matters to them.

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Heffalump(m): 10:51am On May 23
IyfeNamikaze:
What if it's Tinubu and Obi, who would you vote for between the two?

Obi is good and perfect! My statement is about worst case scenario.

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