NewStats: 3,259,172 , 8,169,293 topics. Date: Saturday, 24 May 2025 at 06:14 AM 3s4v65

No More long hours of sleep especially during this Lagata era.
3-5hrs.

Make dem buy dis club jare make we rest

l guess he's Abija. **Niggaz birthed in the '80s would easily relate**

Baba probably died of heavy tattoo

A man called god; Oleku by Tunde Kelani

Healthrelatedjo:
I experienced the same thing while I was in hnaub bene republic,my roommate claimed he sprinkled sniper in the room cos of mosquitoes,how then did it come in with the rice I cooked?I ate part of it unknowingly,and I noticed I cldnt breathe very well again,I sha forced myself to vomit,drank palm oil and I went to a clinic.
This same guy ed eiye cos of me.
It's better to stay alone.

Baba wait o, Eiye dey BeniN Republic too?

Hi... Pls are u still into the TRADE TEST stuff 'cos i need it (1, 2 & 3) on ELECTRICAL. Pls meSSage/call me on 08189466013, OR quote me here if you're still into it. Thanks in advance.

Aswear down life in rural settlement is the best! You eat the 'freshest' meat and vegetables. All these indomie/spaghetti kiddos won't relate... *p*

Guyz, anoda new way to propose:




Take her on a boat cruise. At d middle of d river, bring out d ring and pop d question "wil u marry me or getat of my boat?" thank me later. *qip*

Olamide collet e bread?

Another one?!
Relationshit palava nor dey ever finish for nairaland.

My mum. I had first hand xperience with corpse. Bck in 2012 @ Ikd general hospital around 6pm, lost her to a brief illness. I first planted a deep kiss on her forehead b4 bursting into an uncontrollable cry. It was a black friday. Took her frm der straight dwn to villa. We got home(villa) around 12am. Couldn't burry her dat day. Kept her in a room till nxt day... I was *'m* d only son dat slept by her side till daybreak hoping she may wake/resurrect. I wake almst every 40mins to check maybe she's back to life breathing. It was d first time i'll cry 1hr nonstop. *I80* Continue 2 rest in roses, mum. *h*

iamtardey:
my last relationship, I really dived in, twas a pool with no water. I'm sorry

U dive into a water-less pool?! Shey u wear bra for face ni?

Religion is meant for the weaklings, faint-hearted, gullibles. Nice job you're doing @op for freeing more 'sheeples'. Alwys enjoy ur writeups. *qiqsr*

... NA? Mba! Wil rather Taliban.

You guyz shoutld hav killed FFK instead of diz poor, innocent reptile. Sad!

I guess he's washing away his sin

5K cash ready. Let's deal if u agree. Ur location?

Conrod:
And what's the diference between the two ?

Naija is ruled by a clveless dvllard while Afghanistan is rulled by clveless muslims. *wink*

GeneralPula:
Nah where person dey work person dey chop o

Na e make oyinbo ppl cal am "workshop"

Quick advert. Op abeg nor vex. I hav HD DSTV decoder and its accessories for quick sale. Ogijo/ikorodu is my location. Inquiry? Zero 9 zero 66 four 8 two 7 eight nine. Tankiu. *Y* P.S: Cnt take clear pix wit my torchlight qwerty fone. Its legit no doubt.

Legitman5179:
Lagos too Text me on WhatsApp 09048816576

My current phone doez nt whatsapp. sorry

ur location? am in lag. u gree 4k?

Omo mi, itelorun ni baba iwa (son, be contented with wathever u have). Rest in roses, dad!

rottable:
9ice one from Glo. This will reduce the long queue at their office. But what ers that don't have browsing phones?


I tried to on the website but I was shown this

404 means u too like to dey chop dog meat.

U deserve not less than 50 strokes of koboko for disclosing ur ATM card PIN to a mere galfrnd.

ZIINI:
OK you mean you have 12k Kuwait dinar right? If yes You'll be needing another 100k Kuwaiti dinar And this machine is yours
And mind you 112k Kuwaiti dinar to naira is 140m

ZIINI:
Omo see roll zay

Abeg hw much i go add to 12k to own diz machine?

Folabifreeman:
*lights Kpoli*

What do Motivational Speakers and New Generation Pastors have in common?

Lamba