NewStats: 3,261,535 , 8,174,278 topics. Date: Thursday, 29 May 2025 at 02:35 PM 5i3n1k

Best BRAIN🧠 abii Best Theif

Shidinky:
the first seed
always special
bad mother sha

Nigerians and bad mouth
You live under same roof with her??

eventainment:
Thinking that people older than you are unserious that's why they didn't make it

Nothing but the BEST
Well said man!

Omooba77:


https://tribuneonlineng.com/god-has-revealed-three-persons-who-can-stop-tinubu-in-2027-primate-ayodele/

Lol...this Man don come again

phransix2:
Declare state of emergency in the Educational Sector, revisit the syllabus and also these days education doesn't seem rewarding. Lege and Peller speak horrible English on Tik Tok and can boast of a quarter million dollars in their bank , whereas First Class is still job hunting.

Baba , you bin get BEEF abii na PONMO I go call am for Lege and Peller before ni??
You off me with your comment o Ajeh

zero8zero:

Ipob Bureau of Statistics

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Nokio2:
In 2027 God's willing
The blind shall see
And
The deaf shall hear
The dumb will provide network for irev

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DemonSlayer:
Old question, but it isn't even a question as far as I'm concerned because I'll pick Ama every day of the week and twice on Friday. Loyalty is not something you buy from the market, you must be cursed to have it in woman form and lose it. Connection and open doors come from God, whenever and through whoever He wishes.

Zara can take back everything she gave just as quickly as she gave it. During every argument you'll hear, "Look at this small boy I picked up from the gutters and cleaned up feeling funky! I made you and I can destroy what I made whenever I want! Never forget that" You made me ke? Tufiakwa! God forbid! After God, only my parents can claim that. I dey fear make some kind woman buy me even ordinary plate of rice—next thing you go hear be say, 'I fed him and his entire generation!' Life isn’t just about big houses, flashy cars, and connections.

Twaailee for you Baba!
No comment(s) more sensible than this again

JagaLove:
Make odumeje shut up. Forced or not if God no gree it can't happen

Lol...so God go actually stop you from heading to a herbalist house for MONEY RITUAL abii ?
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Don't you know everyone suffers the consequences of his/her choice??

JagaLove:
Make odumeje shut up. Forced or not if God no gree it can't happen

Lol...so God go actually stop you from heading to a herbalist house for MONEY RITUAL abii
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Don't you know everyone suffers the consequences of his/her choice??

Lol...
See hw dem dey drag this man BALLS

No be TODAY our problem start.

Hussein052:
This better be true
Still yet to see mine

If i see this 77k alert ehn
I will be the most happiest person on earth

Sign of POVERTY spotted!
SMH

gabbytabby:
With the best will in the world you don see the salary and emoluments of the FG most President or should I say all are so taken aback when they see it hence the need to purge the system for ghost workers has to be ongoing. Bet when they first agreed they did not factor in the Corpers. Sourcing the commitment is not Gbague.

Enriching oneself from the undemocratic actions of IBB and Abacha and then presenting yourself as the saviour of democracy and the best thing since sliced bread is the tactics of a Gbajue Obi.

now I can confirm say this name na disgrace
ABEG, na byforce to comment....na only you understand the rubbish wey u dey write...like WFT is this? abi na hardship be this?

ganilas007:
Goverment want to to protecting country imagine internationally but dealing with the criminals locally.

What is this one saying?

Agba Marcelo!!!....my favourite ALL DAY
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The Guy too good abeg...

Enice:
This story doesn't make sense one bit! With NELFUND, no student is suppose to cry hardship.
He didn't commit suicide because of hardship but because of something else. Most likely a woman

Oga abi na Madam, am not so sure you know what you're saying ....so that NELFUND you mentioned is giving out millions to students' as pocket money abii?? Do proper findings before speaking out trash.....as a successful applicant of the student loan, you only get 20k monthly as stipends paid directly into your acct while the main tuition fee is paid directly to the school. So tell me how 20k is gonna keep you till the end of the month considering the current hyper-inflation we have in this country? You don't stay in the corner of your room or whicheva place you're commenting from and be judging people anyhow.....that's not FAIR!

ibechris:
U don't know what pressuring is all about.
They are advising u and now u have turned it to pressure.
Na u dey pressure yourself uncle.
If u marry without money u will see the real pressure with ur naked eyes.

Na Odogwu you be Chairman!!

You've made my day

OYAY:


Your ignorance is at mega level, this policies are invisible that will shape the visible in due course, economy doesn't go down overnight just as it doesn't suddenly rise because of certain indices that need to be consistent and sustained.

This is not about being a yoruba or hausa but being realistic.

Invisible VS visible well done abijawara bi'ekun
Gibberish is all you WROTE.....policies wey dem sef no even understand maybe he dey yield or not, dey hr dey yarn dust.
They keep bringing up PROPAGANDA/LIES every now then just to defend their stupidity...every1 knows the corntree has been in a mess since time immemorial due to past istration failures but not even making it worse than u met it. PMB actually did removed the subsidy of a thing, but common sense should tell u there should be @least some certain things on ground to cushion such effect befr opening mouth wide like a baboon saying the shiit is gone on your inauguration day.
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This man himself @ the top hierarchy is one the most corrupt individual whose only ambition is to get 'GCFR' title when ya'll can all go to hell in the aftermath.
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abeg, ah nor get energy fr online banter jere.

#safe

asswear....plenty angels go dey carry 2 by 2 plank dey wait for this dude beside hellfire when dem eventually hang am. #ajeh
see how him worship song sweet for listening yet demons build bungalow inside am...
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Pathetic!

while that remains unprofessional for the Werey DPO....but at what point did this teenage girl now said the DPO had carnal knowledge of her either forcefully or willingly bayii??
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this NAIRALAND news dey tire pesin. sef...different caption, different storyline
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abi na me nor read am well?

Baba dey RECHARGE
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O nesse 'se!

OYAY:
He has no blueprint yet he got students loan on board, got financial autonomy for local government, bring up the tax and fiscal policy reform while the refineries are up and running gradually; Bala Mohammed must be high on something!!!!!

Oga maychio'nu threre!
What actually do you know about governance?....with all the BULLSHIT you've listed above now, how has it impacted the life of a common man in Nigeria?? Pot calling kettle black...this country has neva had it bad. Mind you, i'm also a Yoruba man. I want to know the essence of governance if people keep suffering from crazy/bad policies...student loan, financial autonomy for LG; na all that common man go chop? and how has the refineries up and running reduce the cost of fuel?...pesin na werey with no BLUEPRINT on how he wan take govern, una still dey am.
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una just dey fail to realize say na the baba life-long ambition hin con fulfil, nothing concern am with una @all....mk una wail from now till end of time.

na 5k dem go kuku give them...
awon oloriburuku!

two Mad fellow dey lie for EACH OTHER..
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Oga say hin boy dey do well....Boy say hin oga sef dey do well with all the INFLATION
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#Awon werey!

helinues:
When would you place a banner of Boko Haram are not Muslim?

you just made my DAY Brah
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how come anyone never thought of that??

Planning on getting my own D.I Machine
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on the rood to becoming my own boss
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#Graphics Designer
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Life no Easy

Awon Werey!
Since when all this kids don begin dey carry phone around? na now dem know say they ought to be banned from using SIM
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#SMH....this country jus get as he be sef....

Zooposki:


Women have all their eggs at birth. The only issue that they have as they get older is maybe difficulty conceiving. Once they conceive there is no issue with the child. On the other hand Men’s sperm deteriorate as they get older, starting from the age of 35 and can produce all kinds of illness in a child like autism.

An older woman getting pregnant by a young man is ok and their child will have no issue. Can’t say the same for an older man with a younger woman since their sperm deteriorate as they get older.

twaile Mr. Researcher abi Scientist ...
Well done Sir!
Abeg na frm which studies you bin see the bolded above??

AntiChristian:


How you fit explain am?

wetin u wan mk ah EXPLAIN alaye??

Difrent:


You are mixing things up
I used to think like you
Until I was made to realize that my mom has collected people's gifts and those people expect to get their gifts when my mom's children are getting married.

Some things are complicated than they seem

Your point(s) are INVALID brah!
Na you con suppose be sacrificial lamb so people go fit applaud you bah??
I wonder why we people fail to realize that...there's more to this life than just pleasing people
people tend to get offended when we say we wanna deviate from the NORM.....na by-force to do as everyone dey do??