NewStats: 3,261,408 , 8,173,894 topics. Date: Thursday, 29 May 2025 at 07:14 AM 5b4u2k

fritxie101:

nna, na u play ooo. Dt one suppose enta ur cv sef.lols dnt mind me jare.
Dnt have any dt i can tink of for nw, buh i stii pull cap for u.

I suppose collect award sef. lol

I when i was younger, i did somethings out of igorance which looks stupid. One day i was playing with my friends, suddenly we saw two balloons on the floor. We went home to rinse them and we were playing with them. Later, a man saw us playing with the balloons. He beat us and collected the balloons and told us not to pick such things again. It was later i realised that what i was calling a balloon was actually a used condom. Kindly share yours. It was funny but also annoying.

kubumilano:
Som1 pls confirm,its important,mods pls frontpage

Yes it does!

chimhigher:
oga ticha..prolly she likes u cos weneva shez around u,she dey always LOL cs f Yr blunders...jes correct ur english nd u go see say she no go come bk

Thanks. i will take that as a compliment.

SirHouloo:
Sir, can't you pls do us the favour of correcting your blunders as it isn't speaking well of our wonderful nigerian teachers.

Thanks. i just did dat. i could not modify it yesteday due to network problem.

i am even talking about mixed school.

Pls kindly advice. The essence of dis thread is to help some teachers even students who are promiscous. Pls dont bury me b4 u kill me. I jst need ur opinions abt d issue. I am a young graduate teaching in a secondary school. I noticed that one of the female students always come to me to ask questions. One day after one the classes she came 2 me and told me She liked me. I told her dat she does not need a relationship now bt rather focus on her studies. But i noticed she started avoiding me since then. Why is it dat students dis days ar not scare of their teachers and what can one do to tackle dis kind of issue.

jchime: Gosh, this picture smell gay...gay, only gay men go into catering for a living.
I once had the opportunity to interview a gay guy who came to the hospital

-Me: why do you prefer homo to hetero
gay boy: I believe boys can do all that women can do.....cooking, stylists, singing, dancing and giving them a wonderful time in bed.
Am not homophobic but sometimes I get emotional about the health hazards this boys face, ranging from STDs and immune cancers.

it seems u just woke up from sleep. What a conclusion? What concerns ur profession with being a gay or lesby?

Have tried eating eba with beans. I like it.

heywhyho: May 2nd

nice. Mine is 1st of May.

Bad breath can be very embarrasing but it a common condition & there are ways to fight it.
1. Brush teeth twice daily especially before going to bed at night.
2. Floss regularly as this help to remove food debris from btw the teeth that toothbrush can't reach. If d debris is not removed the bacteria will begin to feed on it causing bad breath.
3. Scrape your tongue while brushing to remove any residue that may be building up btw the taste buds. You can buy an inexpensive tool called a tongue scraper which is available in drug stores.
4. Use a mouth rinse. Keep in mind that if a dental problem is the cause of bad breath, a mouth rinse will only mask the odour & not cure it. In some cases mouth rinse may actually worsen a bad breath problem by irritating oral tissue.
5. Wet your whistle by ensuring dat u drink a sufficient amount of water daily to avoid dry mouth. Drinking water will keep odour under control because it help wash food particles & bactaria.
6. Munch on a carrot, apple or stick of celery. Fruit & vegetables step up your saliva flow btw meals to help wash away bacteria from teeth.
Please note that one of the cause bad breath is hunger of fasting. An empty stomach from skipping meals can cause foul breath as acids in the stomach build up.
Source : Academy of General Dentistry

Thanks.

1st of May. Where are the 1st of May ladies. I am seriously searching 4 one.

Gov. Jang u need to pay attention to ur people in Jos. They are busy killing one another. Be a good father.

2shuz:

hehehehehe!!! im blushing. everybody is failing to address the reason 4 d cat & dog relationship. but wetin i talk na true. I lived wit my parents till I got married. Except if the ppl advising her are not Nigerians or not living in Nigeria. This is small o! Marriage is worse that this o! Ur huz go make u vex finish & u will still service him @ night, lol, as Cja sexy said, u will b longing to see them later in future o! U won't bliv how much I spend wen so as to visit my parents @ least 3x a year as we don't liv in the same state. Kai!!!! Last time I visited I was completely useless, @ d blink of an eye, food is on tthe table, my kids are all clean and playing, clothes washed, kai!!! I was THE QUEEN. See hw me & my sisters compete to visit dem.

2shuz:

hehehehehe!!! im blushing. everybody is failing to address the reason 4 d cat & dog relationship. but wetin i talk na true. I lived wit my parents till I got married. Except if the ppl advising her are not Nigerians or not living in Nigeria. This is small o! Marriage is worse that this o! Ur huz go make u vex finish & u will still service him @ night, lol, as Cja sexy said, u will b longing to see them later in future o! U won't bliv how much I spend wen so as to visit my parents @ least 3x a year as we don't liv in the same state. Kai!!!! Last time I visited I was completely useless, @ d blink of an eye, food is on tthe table, my kids are all clean and playing, clothes washed, kai!!! I was THE QUEEN. See hw me & my sisters compete to visit dem.

nice one! @ poster the problem u have i guess is impatience. Though it is not easy but try to be patient wt them. When u finally live at d right time, they wil double their respect 4u.

texaco1:
well done ,this is the kind of person i like.
op,buy a gun or rent one ,get some bullets and rob on the highway or at bus stops .in that case u wont need to market anything

bu-ha-ha. Guy dis advice na die o.

...Singing... Today, today tomorow no more if i work here 2day, i work here no more. This is d song i sang d day i was leaving my female boss ten yrs ago. I regreted having such a woman as a boss.

Brother i really knw hw u feel about this. I av turned down such temptations too i tell u it is not easy. Sometimes u feel afterall what is there but God had specifically put his fear in u which is d begining of wisdom jst like he did unto Joseph. When u indulge in it u wil realise dat u peace, ur right in God, ur authority etc wil be tampered with. Luv u sir

1st of May

The man's wife should be scolded too. Hw could a mother keep quiet over dis kind of matter for so long? Na wa ooo!

Our Ogas at the top of govt. are bunch of failures. U can see them displaying it on daily basis. Blind leaders leading those who can see. GEJ has never made any meaningful decision since he assumed his office. He is just making a mockery of himself. What kind of oga at the top are you? Wake up oga!

abes: even the oga at the top need to ask another oga at the top

confirm!

I just rented one few months ago and i am already fed up with all the drammer there. I just finished my Nysc and don't want to stay with my parents anymore. Just need to be alone for while but noise, toilet palava, sanitation,Nepa bill, fetching of water etc. But i know very soon my level will change for better.

hornipipe: young man, my comment wasn't directed at you but rather at pompori king, well having come to the realization that you're a newbie I'll just let this slide.
I'm not interested in the topic being discussed, I'm here to have a good laugh at the expense of most of the comments on this thread which happen to be extremely funny and that's exactly what I'll keep on doing.

lovely

mariannlove: y e dey pain you lyk dis? U don fal victim b4? Thats the power of a woman for u!

lol.

@OP I like 2 advice dat next time she does dat u should leave d house for about a week. Probably u go to ur dad or stay in school. I know would get worried but ur aim is to make her stop it. U can also pray 4 her cuz dis is a major weakness on her part.

anitank:
its nobody's fault ur friend had an a!s!s for a boyfriend. i walk around nak-ed in my boyfriend's house, and very comfortably too

@op, a guy could have all that qualities and yet not be interested in getting married anytime soon.

I feel sorry 4u. So u walk about naked in the presence of ur boyfriend not ur husband. Instead of u to learn from others mistake u are here bragging. I wish u well.

jay bee:

@ op don't let this guy slap u o. U better mind ur business.