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What if it's a QUICKY? I'm asking for a friend. 18 Likes |
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Draggun:Leave that to me, is it ur peace? |
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XY01:Is it your moneyđ |
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God, I tap into this kind of accidental blessing đ
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New overtaker is about to overtake the Old overtaker.
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Afonja44:You no get sense |
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slaawomirr:So why exactly are u telling us this super story? 5 Likes |
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In all honesty, I knew something wasn't right about this man's miracles even though my mum never wanted me to speak ill of him in her presence. One thing I have come to realise about prophets. It is either God calls calls you or you Call upon the devil. 5 Likes |
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God1000:He loves his son but doesn't trust both the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law. The man knows what his late son and the public don't know. In this life always use 6 days and 23 hours in a week to fear women...the remain 1 hour use it to fear who no fear women. E get why. I rest my case. 46 Likes 7 Shares |
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My wife no go see dis one now o...na only man wey dey give woman money she go dey see.
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sucess001:So u think it's easy to quickly adapt, Mr. Adaptor. 1 Like |
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EriMma1: Going by ur last statement, I guess you were raised by a single mother. 1 Like |
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FalseProphet1: Going by your name I believe you. |
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braveboi4life:Pls speak only for yourself. I'm a full blown Emirate number 1, so I know what's up. |
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Yes, I was told I look too handsome for my financial statement. I cried.
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If ladies fight and they did not expose breaaast then it's not a good fight.
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đ€đ„łđ€ đ€Ż I have nothing to say, just wanna test run the emoji
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Since I have no meaningful contribution to this useless topic knowing Peter Obi is the next president either they like it or not I have decided to lease this land to anyone that needs it.
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Alesa3341: If the OP is reading this, I want you to know that you don't have the commonest of sense and wisdom. |
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Gbemini:Ori Ăš ti daru, oponu, oloriburuku, Omo ale jati-jati ni e (You are insane, stupid, unfortunate, bastard scatter-scatter). It's people like you that make Yorubas look bad to the world. I strongly believe in one Nigeria and I think it's time the East are given an Opportunity to rule. They deserve it. 3 Likes |
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Even God Himself wants everybody to use their head. If we miss this chance in 2023 I swear God go commot hand for Nigeria matter. Vote Your conscience. 2 Likes |
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If you're traveling to lagos from ananmbra, once you onitsha head bridge, come down from the bus, cross road, sit by the edge of the road and use 3hours to fear women !! Continue your journey afterwards. I fear who no fear woman. What if that pastor had gone to collect that charm from that same babalawo? Just what if. 8 Likes |
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VeryWickedSimp:On behalf of all the men in North-Central Nigeria, I denounce your manhoodship. Go and Bobrisky. |
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If you're traveling to lagos from ananmbra, once you onitsha head bridge, come down from the bus, cross road, sit by the edge of the road and use 3hours to fear women !! Continue your journey afterwards. Every man should work and pray hard. Nothing can be compared to your mother's love. 65 Likes 6 Shares |
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Do you know that if Buhari decides not to return to Abuja again, nobody will notice or give a fuuuucccckkk
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The only thing I saved this year is my life. I swear I don't know how you guys are able to save this kind of amount in this era with wife and children to care for. Is there something I don't know? God help me as I walk into 2023. 30 Likes |
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troubleshooter:You don't get it, what he actually meant to say is that ARE YOU A YAHOO BOY? |
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If you're traveling to lagos from ananmbra, once you onitsha head bridge, come down from the bus, cross road, sit by the edge of the road and use 3hours to fear women !! Continue your journey afterwardsïżœïżœ 4 Likes |
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45 weeks ago Just into the evening, bayo and his wife Mariam were having dinner on he dinning when Bayoâs phone rang inside the bedroom, Mariam went into the room to get it for him. âWho is calling?â Bayo asked his wife hoping for it not be another emergency call from work. âItâs your friend Philipâ she relpied handing the phone to her man. âWhatâs up my guy?â he asked as he picked âHow far naw?â he added âGuy I dey o!â Philip replied âAnd how is our wife?â âPoint of correction, itâs âmy wife; and not âour wifeâ. Go get your own wifeâ Bayo teased âGuy relax, I followed you to go beg for her hand in marriageâ Philip reminded and the friends laughed till it caught Mariamâs intrest, she greeted Philip and prompted him to marry soon enough before his fiancĂ©e changes her mind. âOur wife Iâve heard you, I promise to put a ring on it as soon as possibleâ Mariam hands backthe pnone to her husband after the pleasantries. âSo how far?â Bayo asked walking into the bedroom while his wife was clearing the dining table. Philip had earlier sent him a message that morning that they needed to discuss. Heâd sounded serious. âAre we fine to talk?â Philip asked. âYes, Iâm aloneâ âDo you that babe I told you about the other day?â âYour babes are many, which of them?â The one who booked me a flight ticket to Abuja about two months ago, curvy, classy, has got a fiance, do you ? âYes, I think I now do, the one you had unprotected sex with?â âYesâ âSo what about her?â Philip sighed âShe called me yesterday night to tell me sheâs pregnantâ âPregnant!...For who?â âShe said itâs mineâ Bayo grew alarmed âBut I thought you both had an agreement of no string attachedâ âYes we did, I was surprise when she told me about it last night, I thought she was joking until she sent me a picture, check your whatsapp, I just sent it to youâ Bayo received the message, he saw the image of a feminine hand holding a test strip that has got two colored line on it. âAnd how are you sure you are the one responsible for it? It could be her fiancĂ©â âI told her same thing but she swore to me that her fiancĂ© never touched her, she said they had both promised to abstain from sex till marriageâ Bayo laughed hard âSome women are crazyâ, he paused to think then shrugged âSo what does she want you to do even if she is telling the truth?â âShe wants me to send her money otherwise she will tell Mary about it and even come to my house in person if I dare her, the worse part of it is that she sent me a video of our love making and also nude pictures of me while I was asleepâ Bayo frowned not believing his ears âGuy, are you for real?â âI swear to God, she had me on tape, she wants to blackmail me.â Philipâs voice now trembling. Just then Bayo received a whatsapp message from Philip, it was a picture of Philip stake naked on the bed asleep with a feminine hand grabbing his manhood. Bayo lets out a deep sigh âGuy you don Bleep upâ âBayo I know I bleeped up and thatâs why I called you. I canât think straight, I donât know what to doâ There was a long dead silence through the line, and then Bayo thought of something âHow much does she want?â Bayo asked trying hard to keep his cool. âFive millionâ âFive what!â Bayo exclaimed loud enough to catch his wifeâs attention. *** 2 Likes |
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Why drag Jesus (birthday boy) into Nigeria's crime?
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