NewStats: 3,260,962 , 8,172,917 topics. Date: Wednesday, 28 May 2025 at 03:08 AM 1v1r57

Uhmmm speechless, Hav no choice than to leave her

peterlol:

how far

Not too far

Da Doctor:


Yes i get u clearly. You were really praying and hoping it happened some day and it has happened rite?

MENNNNNNNNN!!!

And u call that a prayer, well am not such

Da Doctor:

@ OP, FROM ELDERS POINT OF VIEW U HAD BEEN EYEING THAT SAME GAL!
HOPE U ARE NOT THE CAUSE OF THEIR BREAK UP? GUYS CAN BE FUNNY YOU KNOW.
THEY CAN EXPOSE A PALLY JUST TO GET HIS CHIC.

**Just my tots oh!!!***

Hahaha Doctor Honestly speaking i just like her but the breakup brought the feelings dat all

Lets think of it habaaa ma friends gf its absurd and disgusting

Roland17:

@geolabious

You are bold enough to refer to Femi as your best friend!!! yet u go in public to paint him black becos of lapses u also have? if he was your casual friend i would certainly not have a problem with that. am not even bothered that u want his girl, but must u smear him in public to achieve your goal? what does friendship mean to u? u should be ashamed of yourself,  Green snake under the Green Grass. i know them very well, i can smell them from a distance,  and guess wat, i strike them on the head before the take another breath,

Hahah baa FEMI not his real name, And i didnt come here to publicizes him

Concept:

No be today the feeling start, U don dey eye the babe before katakata burst between dem sef, take your eye comot. open your eyes wide many ladies out there with qualities that sur hers. Try to live without stigma.

Hahahaha the feelings started when she left him

Thanks you all i really appreciate it

Femi ma friend,  i dont really think he will be angry like that
cos he has so many moneylovers, 

Nairaland should be my first place to share this ,  than sharing it among
ma college mates who nearly push me to d wall

Eva since ma first gf betrayd me i actually replace her with ma g.p
and am actually seeing wondas,  though i still think of her but not like b4
She left sometimes arnd August upto a year nawh but i stil think of her
and pretend not to be, by not calling her,

Doyin changed the story be diverting the feelings
I started having feelings for her since the day i saw her on d RCF podium takin d bible study
Uhmm to be candid its rare seein a girl lik dat in ma school UNAAB

All i need is some1 who wil replace ma 4ma gf

I will appreciate if u guys can teachme how erase all this feelings of a thing

If i count the nos of times i thinks of ma 4ma gf it would hav form Local Gov. Area

mikuz:

Why not make it 20?

U can add urs lol

careytommy:

guy, no fall your hand o.u can date your ex friends but never your friends exs

My ex-friend might hav change from whom i knw her to be,

Girls of nowadays do change lik chameleon

I knw God will guide me thru.

Mynd_44:

Date her and the two years later come back and complain that she is nyashing her ex

But from my own point of view i dont really think she is bad though i dont really knw her like that,

Well will stick to (all) ya advice,

But i don fall small oo

Beepme if u ready for 20k

1. Almost everyone arrives at the party late - hence the reference, "African time".
2. You were given one invitation card, but you invite 20 other friends.
3. You call the attention of the people serving food by saying "please we haven't eaten in this area o!"
4. Even when it was obvious that no alcohol was served, you still ask "don't you have any alcohol?
5. At a kids party scheduled to start at 5pm and finishing at 12am, you arrive with kids (some of them already sleeping) at 11pm.
6. You go back to ask for more food and drinks.
7. You dance to "Obesere" or "Fela" music as if your life depended on it.
8. You go to the dance floor and start "spraying" dollar notes.
9. You hear people talking, as if they are in a fight, about sports and politics.
10. Towards the end of the party you see people going into the kitchen helping themselves to "take away" food and drinks.
11. You ask the DJ to play a specially recorded cassette tape you brought with you.
12. You ask the caretaker of the hired hall to extend the party time by bribing him with money and drinks.
13. Most of the guys are frowning and cussing because fufu, semo, gira or eba wasn't served.
14. More than two bouncers are at the door that leads to where the foods/drinks are kept.
15. The men are sitting in groups, instead of sitting with their women.
16. You hear, "Wetin dem dey wait for sef? I beg make dem bring the food make I comot jo!"
17. On the dance floor, you have women dancing alone or with women and men dancing alone or with men.
18. Most of the guys are hanging around outside, attending to "business" with cellular phones.
19. The hall empties immediately after food has been served.

easyglo:

If u say he is your best frnd, then i think u need his aproval. I.e, u shouldnt start behind him. Talk 2 him make him understnd your feelns nd plans 4 d relatnshp nd if he is truly your frnd, he wil oblige u if he doesnt ve intrest in d said girl anymore. Bt if he refuse, out of selfishnes, follow your heart bro. Bt mind u, jst make sure d girl is worth it nt jst in apearance bt in d inside. So that 2moro, u can b proud of your decision even tho it cost u a friend.    

Uhmmm Thanks

rokiatu:

Depends on your own personal values, morals, and beliefs. I personally wouldn't.

Thanks

Apart from being my best friend, we guys are in the same department. But his ex-gf was such a tall, brilliant girl, a spiritual christian( Moves Me cos God speaks to her alot, ), But Femi ( not his name) never love her but he just love being with her always. I will describe femi as a woman wrapa just because he is y*hoo boy. Last year Doyin caught femi with a (Confident Drug) dont really understand wat confident drugs is all abt but she told me is a drug used to abort or whateva, I personally think femi wana used dat for his money lover gf thats non of my business. Since then its hardly to see both of them 2geda imagine 2times winnas of Best Couple SUG Award.

Back to GEO, I left ma first gf last year@22yrs after 3yrs in relatnship, she left all because i dont hav time for ***, though i dnt hav time lik dat cos am a bookworm lol.

Back to ma question, Is there anything wrong in dating Doyin my friends ex?

Nairalanders answers determine whether to click on "Go Ahead" or Back Up,

zealot4me:

meaning bll is d greatest lair or wat?

DONT KNOW

zealot4me:

WOW
FUNNY!

Oseeeeeeeeeeeeee

Mr.Bones:

**grabs a hand lens**

Oh!!! no p

Lol

Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. She asked, "What are all those clocks?"

Saint Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.

"Oh," said Hillary, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie."

"Whose clock is that?"

"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life."

"Where's Bill's clock?" Hillary asked.

"Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

Thanks

Element G:

Man dat was a crazy mad joke i swear i love it, SUPER CLASSIC!!!

Thanks

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me—it was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her “little” sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word.

She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.”

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.

I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have ed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.”

And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car. lol

WHere can i Sermons?

THE WHOLE TRUTH

At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth". The boy decides to go home and try it out. Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth.The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth." The father also promptly hands him a $50 note and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother." He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him a $50 note and says, "Just don't tell your father Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day, when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth." The mailman drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your FATHER a big hug.

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

A husband and wife were trying to set up a new to their computer.
A husband, "Put 'MYPENIS' " and the wife fell on the ground laughing cause on screen was error, "Error. Not long enough."

No wonder his grammar are full of blemish

Mr. Bayo Akinsete, has divorced his wife, Kehinde. Akinsete, 48, who resides at Odongunyan, Ikorodu, Lagos State, had dragged Kehinde to an Ikorodu Customary Court, seeking the dissolution of the 10-year-old marriage.

He had told the court that Kehinde informed him that her former husband, whom she claimed she divorced had died before Akinsete fell in love with her.

Akinsete said that the union was blessed with a son, Joshua, adding that he was surprised when Kehinde, who had gone on a pilgrimage to a mountain within the country, sometime in 2008, sent a text message to him that she would be going to her former husband.

Akinsete said, “One day when she went to pilgrimage, she sent a text to me that she was going back to her former husband. When I received the message, I was so amazed that I had read the text many times to be sure of what I was reading. I was totally at lost because this was the same woman who told me that her former divorced husband had died long ago. The woman went away with our son, Joshua.

“She also was in the habit of changing schools for Joshua without good reason and this could adversely affect his education. I am no more interested in the marriage.”

Akinsete requested that Joshua should be in Kehinde’s custody for proper care as he is a man and had not remarried.

However, Kehinde, 40, a midwife, said she only changed Joshua’s school once when she observed that the school’s standard was low.

She denied faking her former husband’s death, saying that her former spouse had gone to a war and did not return on time. Kehinde said that she decided to remarry.

She said, ”Akinsete and I started living together happily. We were blessed with a son. But one day, I got a revelation in my church that I should re-examine myself. I was disturbed when the revelation persisted. I discussed it with Akinsete and told him that we could no longer live as couple as my conscience was pricking me about the revelation.

“We even afterwards stopped love making even though we were still sleeping on the same bed. When the fear of the revelation became unbearable, I moved out of the matrimonial home and sent a text message to Akinsete that I had returned to my former husband.”

The Acting President of the court, Mr. Nosiru Isiaka, granted the dissolution of the marriage and ordered Akinsete to always provide through the court, before 5th of every month N2,500 as alimony for Joshua‘s upkeep. This amount, he explained, excluded educational and medical bills. He also warned parties to keep the peace.


http://www.punchng.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art20110310142465

Is It Right For A Dad To Go Through His Daughter's Phone? Could He Be Any More Overbearing?
lol

the question should be directed to brothers cos i do check my sister phone regularly . Message major point

JUst a post

Thanks very much for alll the comment this enof to delete her image but with all i Gods intervention dats all i will say for now

livedit:

Your in college dating a now high schooler? I don't even have to say that you are TOO old for this young girl because that's what she is.  She is a 16yr old girl doing what 16yr old does at this age.  Your looking for a woman in a little girl.  I can understand you have feelings for this young girl, but you truly need to find someone grown up and mature.  What you are seeking in this young teenager you are not going to find.  Who cares how old she looks.  The fact is, she is not older.  Her body may "look" older, but she is a young, immature, inexperienced child mentality. 

Right now, you need to be focusing on your studies than worrying about having a relationship with this minor.  Rather she is a virgin or not is irrelevant and not any of your concern.  At this point, only thing you can do is ask God for forgiveness, forgive yourself, forgive her, let her go and move on with your life. 

She has definitely moved on with her life and you should too.  Why waste all your time and brain cells on someone you are definitely not compatible with, who is not ready for no relationship, not in love with you nor wanting to be in a relationship with you.  This is why she is not returning any of your calls or responding to any of your text.  Please try harder to leave this young girl alone.  You have so much more important things you should be attending to than worrying about her.

Just allow yourself some time to get over her.  There is no magic pill you can take to rid your "feelings" of her. But you can pre-occupy your time and thoughts on something productive to keep yourself busy.  In time, you will forget all about her and move on with your life.

It's hard, but not impossible.

Thats just the fact ma sista.

degubi:

[b]My first reaction was to scold you for being involved with someone who just finished secondary school [/b]i really wonder what you have to offer her, but that is the way of the world. You still have a lot to learn in the affairs of the heart and this might be your first lesson, at the stage she is in there are things she wants that you might not be able to meet. If she is asking for space then its best you give her that. You will not die if you do not speak with her or see her all you need to do is concentrate on your studies, engage in meaningful friendships and make it a goal to better yourself, with time you will get over her and find the love you seek.

Nopee i was surprise when she told me her age. To be sincere she looks older than 16. I just dont know why i love her and i really need to pray to God to renew my ribs rit away.

Woke4all:

It's obvious that when she was rolling with you her eyes were still close unlike now!

Bros her level don change, eye don open!

Abeg move on abi Girls don finish for market?

How i wish i could help her to achieve her dreams uhmmm

Inked_Nerd:

You don't need her or anyone else to fill anything. You make it sound as though you will die if you don't have someone by your side. You need to work on yourself as a person before you can even think of being with someone else. Finding someone to replace her will do you no good because it seems as though you may have some sort of self esteem issue. If you indeed do have self esteem issues, then you need to love yourself first before you can love someone else.

Grab something there. Thanks

Uhmm u hav a point but i dont think i can stop thinking of her despite all she did to me. I wish i could see som1 beta than her rit away just to fill the space then may be i will getova her. Am tired of this thinking of her ooo. Pls wat can i do?