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FYA.

FYA

FYA

There will be a girl crawling under her bed tonight. Smelling the Rose her Lover didn't give her on Valentines. Watering the pillowy Soil with her Tears. Feels Lonely.

There will be the boy tonight. Sitting by the trash can. Holding a Gift wrapped in Gold. Diamond in the mud. But, she is in the Present of Another's Arms. He saw him close the Curtain. All Alone.

And there is this One. Who knows Forever sounds like yesterday. Chooses Pain Wisely Who understands Lust is not a means to our end. Who Called Momma. Who told how she fell in Love In Solitude.

And there is Me. 7 fucking hours on The road. All the neighbors have light, except for his Side. An Important Email to send. 2‰ battery life...

And you think your Life Sucks.

That up there is the reason why Nigerians World rolls on its As**, Instead of Rolling on its Axis. Stuf like that stops the World from Spinning.

Joke Examination body. Joke Senate. Joke resolutions

If she is still single @ 35, she go turn chief whip of the Feminist movement. With Mantra '' No Man Is Worth Dying For''

Sum off dem Type with their fingers which has been disconnected from their brains. They are so loud and insultive when , a debate is on. Behind that screen, if you find out are people with serious Self Esteem problems or the ones who were jilted by a smooth talker. So the best they can do to lash back and the menfolk is to type trash online and insult people with reckless abandon.

I sit alone and write this
your memory still haunts me
how do i put you away
why can't love be so Safe

Many a night i dream of you
at dawn you face in my view
i told you how i felt
you told me everything but yes

Someone else holds your heart
but yet this turn me apart
i can be your best man
i want you everday all night

You continue to reject me
yet you never go a day without me
We cuddle and your tell me ur fears
i am d focus when life is not clear

I decide to let you go
But your tears stops me cold
even if my eyes betrays what i felt
You looked past it like it's not there

It safe to say your heart is with him
i can't be a substitute to your king
now that i come to in time
You are The One Who Refuse To Be Mine

Oga Boss. This Your Shopping list nice gan. What kinda Woman will be patient enough to Bear all these your shoprite list. It's like two Bald men argueing over the relevance of A Comb. Nice List sha. Can i get my Two kobo back? Lol

Theses type Girls are the type who try to kill a Stone with two birds. But end up loosing the birds

1.5CGpa is all you need to cross to the next level. 1.33 Can't do

chinex276: Conversation btw patrick sawyer nd satan
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(patrick approaching d gate of hell... D devil on sighting him)
DEVIL:Pato! Hwfa
PATRICK(stretching his hand): Omoh i dey, hw na?
DEVIL: U fy craze ni... Who u wan shake? Oh!! U think say i no know wetin u do 4 one of my branch 4 africa abi?
PATRICK: Bros no be so oo... Na meeting i say make i attend 4 there oo, d thing jus get as e happen, infact...
DEVILInterrupting him)... I hear u, with ur lng tory... Bros abeg move bk small b4 u touch me by mistake... Ehmm...(calls his boys) mickeal jackson!, yaradua!,emeka!... Come make una excort dis guy go isolation centre make sure say una lock am up till dem find cure 4 d virus, b4 him go come cause gbege 4 here.
PATRICK: Ah!ah!!ah!!! Y na, wetin be dis na, na so wen i reach heaven everybody pick race even d angel wey dey mark name run... Na im i volunteer come here oo, bros no vex na...
DEVIL: Kai shut up, u knw d kind swear wey 9ja dey swear 4 u? There president call u "CRAZY MAN" 4 dat mata nd me self no wan take risk, oya (calls his boys) make una go wear una hand gloves sharp sharp bundle dis mumu go isolation centre, if una finish make una baff with hot salt water nd i hear say yaradua get kolanut 4 haus make una meet am make e give una may una chop.
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Patrick sawyer make thunder faya u!

ye hath an Absoluthe Crack-head. A Human Kraken. Lmao

The moment ''FriendZoning'' creeps in is when, you do her a favor, and she keeps asking you to do it all over again. Cos she believes it's your duty. Lol.

The Community did not deny the reciept of the Money. But, the false amount that was given to them, was inflated to #100m instead of the #22+ million they recieved

Una no fit drop comment without dropping Tribal hatred? Why? Pathetic

Mehn! Just checked people on this thread. Gaddammit! The whole country is here. Jeez. God punish Nepa/Phcn

stillwater: I think it should be the more commercial your taste in music is, the more dumb you are.
I'm not a rap-head, I'm not even interested in it, but I know the difference between Lil Wayne and Canibus. Don't let the commercial artistes steal and defame the art that rap is. It's not a walk in a park talking about world problems and rhyming as well.
That said, I listen to all kinds of music and it depends on my mood during those months. There are times I have long spells for rock, african music from the likes of Salif Keita or take a particular interest in the artiste. I also have Reggae spells, Soul and Jazz, Gospel, down right to our own dear Psquare kind of music.

Bro you just said it all. It takes a person, with very high intelligence to interpret Lil'wayne Songs. I am a Musical Fan. I listen to Virtually all Music. So, op's assertions are crap

Never live in the past. Sometimes life helps us phase out some people. Pretend they never exists

Baby you are what dreams are made of

Yes it does exist. Only if your heart is not made of Bricks

Mr Jude. You are scared of May-D vocal dexterity and Popularity in so little time. You are scared, this guy owned most of the Hit singles on your Brothers Album(latest). You are just SCARED

you guys waited this long to say whats on your mind.. Looking for justice or cheap publicity? Na waoo

in a country were corruption is like breathing. Where your right is a priviledge, not what belongs to you. Where e nor consign me is the bane of the society. Where, we all are analyst, but not catalyst. What do you expect? Progress. Nada. Pero no.
A foriegner sees what we refuse to see and wants to help us do what, we lack the guts to do. And we call 'em colonialists?. Even God himself can't help us because of our reasoning. Brazil(embrae, India(TaTa,Range Rover). Nigeria(what have you got?)

wizzy going places, others only dream of. Way to go bro

Kai! My prenz. Na you kuma wanta do hmmm por Mofol? Walahi my prend. Mofol i go edit am por ya wah wah (wor wor) face wiz slaf(slap) gaskiya ne

Guy=Sweetheart you look so sweet.can i take a bite?
Girl= Meaning?

As all of ina dey ask kweshun. How ina take Jamb sef?

salam001: why,na for my mouth you wan hear say Patience jonathan go do tummy tuck for ?

If you talk am dem go kill you?