NewStats: 3,259,658 , 8,170,652 topics. Date: Sunday, 25 May 2025 at 06:20 PM 5gd4z

sigmundfreud:

U mean act 2 scene 1? When did we rehearse?

We lead. Newbies follow.

Oya!!!

E get wan kain tin wey do me piskariyoyo...
Na bay wey dat pepper wey rest for pocket, wan wey yu no kno...

sigmundfreud:
firestar..firestar, how doest thou?

I be fair milord.
How art thou on this glorious noonday?

Not one reference to literature, just laundry.

Hum.

Na so-so enajee for Afrika....

pa~raa~raa-raaa...!

Plenty-plenty enajee for Afika....

pa~ raa~raa~raaa....!!

Enajee to gist, enajee to diss, enajee to boil....

pa~raa~raa~raaa!!!


...

Hmmm. This place still breathes.

Sighs.

This is...

Oahray:
ah! Me?

Defend yourself na!
That's a public query.

semitunde:


...words can make you blue
Larrysun should take a cue
But the "love" between these two
You haven't got a clue.

Save the airs, here comes the sage
I'm here to announce a happy marriage
Can the audience pls standd up?
The hussy is about to man up

Larry, son be a good man
take care of her
And you'll have fireflies
And even firestar

.....lovely for a first poem ei?

Now you're talking!

Finally, the Ultimate.
The One who acts the man
And not the primate.
We go a long way
Yet to our dismay
Paths separate
Be it fame or fate

Serenity. ..
Has to maintain the sanctity
In this space
Dispersal of Sanity
...
Let's standd and watch
Do you Mynd friend?
Lest this hatch an ugly plot
...
Reform Attention seekers
Into Mentors

Everyone learns.
It's up to you.
To be a loser
Or a winner...

TheSonOfMark:

I'd use this emoticon :

You know why? Just to show I am not that predictable.

The Sun is a 'fire' star but a billion years from now it'll become a cold dwarf. Time (life experiences as it ages) would make it lose it fiery fury just like other stars in the galaxy.

It kind of reminds me of someone on this thread.

Good afternoon, missy.

Craft a poem or prose SoM, or your works if you have any.

Caracta:


Fantastic.

That's wonderful chérie. I hope you are well rested and all?

Lemme compose a quick one fer ya.

The Caracta I
Was in twenee oh ten
Prolly in August
Or September. ..

The muses oh, how they flow. ..
And I sigh, I know...
Such gems I dost .

Transformium:


Who die?

Drop lines worth a bar of platinum or perish the thought.

I need muses.

TheSonOfMark:

Aha! I knew I could elucidate that vitriolic side of you.

Trying to throw shades, huh? You thought I was dissing her, right? You had to DEFEND her even when I wasn't attacking 'cause , by default, your apportioning of blames was preconcluded.

There goes your peacemaker/ unbiased umpire status - out the window.

No insults from me today, missy - fuel the conflagaration you are trying to end alone.

Who's the "proxy yarner" now?

Proxy-yarner attention seeker wannabe.
All that fer me?

Now shoo newbie.

Caracta:

Loving Caracta.

How have you been?

Double Post.

Mynd44:

Please, I am serving a one year ban here on issues bordering on plagiarism so I can't take part.


Make Una kill Una sef oooo

TheSonOfMark:

You preen a lot.

We coin words everyday in that other section and we don't blow it up.

Who are the 'we' Proxy-yarner?

Insidous:


No ma

Give me a few months to prepare myself

Ah ah?

A few months ke?
No-o!

Don't post-pone it.

"Stronger than yesterday, Stronger today, Stronger than tomorrow."

Your strength is in the present.

JeffreyJamez:


Lol indeed it is.....I honestly don't have grievances with anyone.. peeps who know me,know I'm an easy going person... my own for NL na to read and Waka, but yesterday the temptation over came me...


I know she won't acknowledge it but dear standd, I am sorry if I offended you o...but calling me an idiot wasn't nice, and subsequent jabs that came from me was cos you labeled me an idiot... but now I apologize..... truce?

standd:
Are we done here?

If I have stolen anything from you. Come to my thread, the zone and insult me there
Thou shalt not hide behind a fight that's not yours to insult or derail or try to feel funky...cos I tend to give everyone their size.

So if you are not LarrySun but you itch so much to insult standd, pls do so but don't hide behind this fight. This is not your fight.

*******

So, on behalf of me, my coconut head, my bestie, insidous, warlord3000, niklausa, twinny my boo, my e-sweeties, my mentors, firestar and Ishilove ..

I apologize to LarrySun ...Sorry for that one stupid thing I said. It was low and bad, and I will never repeat that again.

Ishilove...Sorry

Thronekid ...Sorry for that beautiful thread that LarrySun derailed


****
Finally, those of you that have insults littering everywhere should wrap them up oh and take them home, cos sincerely, I don't know you all and I wasn't duelling with you all.

A celebration of life
A feast of words
To standd the test of time
And no words barred
Insidious remarks
With loving Caracta

Let's hear LarrySun
And forget matta....

Insidous:


Ermmm....okay o

Thanks

Just say when Cheri.

It's a Whatsapp Group of poetic warriors who will serenade you and your beau and live poetically ever after.
So...

You game?

JeffreyJamez:


Say what now?.

Proxy-Side Yarner.

You like? I coined it myself.

Here is a magical section, cheri.
You could literary mint coins here and sell for at least $12.
So this term is mine based on what i observed from you.

Copyrighted.

You just gotta love Seun jare. Nairaland is bliss.

Insidous:


You don't want to go down that lane. It is definitely not going to work.

I can't. I have tried really hard but I can't

Alright, I can sign you up to the Nairaland Poetry Forum to sharpen your skills if you wish.

JeffreyJamez:


Lol you're the "fly" she keeps talking about....... una try lol

Abeg I have a website to design...I've been entertained enough.

Oh thou, thy name art Proxy-sider yarner...

Insidous:

Ermmm

I cannot write a poem to save my life

Try jor.
You want me to yab you?
There's no better motivation than that.

LarrySun!
If your mentions clocks 3, with my name on it... (...)

standd:


Yes ma'am..

HumbledbYGrace:
I know, its been hectic.

This is where we used to hang and have fun, not diss each other, where have you been hiding?

Missed you and the oldies. Heard from Cuddles recently?

I've been hiding in the TV/Movies Section jare.
It's entertaining Cherie.
Nope, haven't heard from the notorious matchmaker o.

I'll chat her up to check if her vitals are 100%.
How have you been doing love?

(Argh!)

Insidous.

Drop some lines.
That's we deterrmine your worth here... Poetry or prose.
And be clever about it while y'all at it.

And the rest of you eavesdroppers...

Wags her fingernail...

Impress me here and maybe I won't dice ya.
Maybe.

And while we wait...

I might as well be inspired by newbies 'round here.

standd:


State your grieviances come on, cos I don't know you or talk to you on this forum. You have insulted me so much I'm beginning to wonder if I should take you serious.
You said I have issues, but how is my life your problem?
Are you fighting for yourself or LarrySun?
State your grieviances and let everyone read you.

It's alright Cherie. We're waiting for LarrySun.

No proxy wars will be tolerated.

standd:


Yes ma'am
I had a tiff with LarrySun cos he kept throwing jabs at me and we don't talk offline or online so I wondered why. Something, somewhere went down but it wasn't online and it wasn't an issue too until LarrySun threw the first punch (his lapdogs said he was joking).
I replied his jabs and two of us tangled.

The fight ended since yesterday but some as$munchers who I don't also talk to off and online came to take sides and throw insults at me. Note: I don't know them.

Maybe, I was supposed to keep quiet and watch them insult me without direct provocations ...I still don't know.



So this is the part two of the fight that people who have biffs are fighting.
I hope they can face me directly to state their grievances though instead of hiding behind what's none of their business.

Thank you for that Cherie.

......

LarrySun, you're up, if you please?

...HumbleByGrace.

It's been awhile.

...

standd.