NewStats: 3,263,866 , 8,181,658 topics. Date: Sunday, 08 June 2025 at 11:40 AM g2d4n

PasD:


I believe every tribe have their own issue anyway.
I didn't mean any disrespect to your mum or the ladie above me o. I just shared an experience.

but y'all know what am saying

Well said Man_
No Problem, We cool_

Mtcheew_ You never see anything yet!
Sheybi you haven't heard the Adage bout Mbaise people, Right? "If you see a poisonous Snake and you see a human from Mbaise, kill the Human from Mbaise and Spare the Snake".
BTW, I don't think that Adage is Truth tho_
Maybe you met the wrong guy_
Cause my Room mate in school then was far worst_

My mom is from Mbaise and she ain't stingy or got those Negative side effect of Mbaise people!

#ProudOfMyMom_ always #DifferentFromTheREST

LMFAO_ Since we're Singular atm_ Not plural yet, I'd reserve dx space until 2020-2025_ And btw, My proposal go Gel oh_ She must Believe me on that Faithful day_
But sha, until then_ Make man no hype to much biko_

That number One na for Women and Pete Edochie(For em movies tho)






Especially all this Annoying yoruba women_



Always Waking up Vexed. Like say na you appear for dia dream coome offend them_



#NoCritismTho

This one wea no know the Full meaning of EP! She just fall my hand for HipTv interview. She boldly said nonsense, but well sha, you're good and Hard-working! God bless you_

crazygod:
Rubbish. The two of them ed APC in the last election campaign, so all I can say to them is RUBBISH

Who so ever wea do you dx thing eh_
I swear down, It won't be well with that person_
BTW, Happy wailing_

coolviv:


Take charge Iranu wo..... If she kills him by mistake now..people will come and say she should have just walked away...

Kindly calm down jawe_
I no mean say make she go fight! What I meant was, Let her talk to her man! Maybe she should talk to her Mom bout "How to take Charge of her Family/Husband"_
If she continue to dy do like ice-water, na her choice sha!

Madam, the only thing I can tell you is that.....
You're WEAK. Stand up and Take Charge of yo marriage! Letting a Slut taken charge of yo man isn't good! Take charge!

Seunnzy:
heheheh..i no dy naija..na biafra i dey heheheh..i no dy naija..na biafra i dey

Lolz_ We all dy d Biafra ooh_ Nigeria tire me_

Seunnzy:

ASUU strike ke?

Boss calm down_
What I meant was, assuming they both schooled in Nigeria, the ASUU,Asup,Nasu go delay them nah_










Ahbeq, You no dy Nigeria ni?

If this makes FP, seriously I won't be Surprised! They're wealthy already nah_ ASUU,Asup,Nasu,Nasp,NLC strike no catch them nah_
Money really has its own official Power_
Anyway, I wish them best in Life_

This is Sweet and 100% interesting_

#GodBless the OP_

Money answerth all things. Anybody that doesn't like money eh.
Use Sh1t slap em Face so dia Sense can be corrected back Asap_

What is this one even saying?
Who dx Nqqa Epp?




Anyway, if you decide to die in Poverty and Brooklyn Land, my dear, that's yo business!

If money will circulate via Corruption, Ahbeq, Let EFCC stop Probing or whatsoever cause the masses got no chill.
Like say Corruption no they USA,UK and co.


Dx Nqqa like as everybody they hungry for Naija sha_


President that does the Right thing at the Wrong time, is that one President?

Pmb is trying to say "Whatsoever the Fulani Herdsmen and BH are killing isn't his Problem, as long as they don't temper with Natural Resources. Means he basically prefer Natural Resource to Human Lives, so NDA mk una ready,una Presido dy come for massing with Natural Resource"

















God save us ooh_

Sheybi if you no won use Withdrawal Method, you go use Condom ba?
Lolz_ But our Nigeria Celebrities sha_
They keep Justifying themselves like they're DemiGod_

2Face told Anne Macaulay - It was the Devil_
Peter okoye told Muna Abii - I was Lonely and you were away_
Wizkid told his Fans- Denied Boluwatife like say Em no get Prick_
IcePrince told MI and all of CBN- bleeped Chocolate City b1tch and got her Pregnant, my Nigga Deny too Asap_
Davido told his Fan and Mr Dele(My Boy) - Omo, my Nqqa act like say he dy always use Condom.

Now Our #OnASpaceShip Ambassador_
BurnaBoy - Is Denying too.
When will they ever learn to use a Condom since they're not Ready to be Dads?

Only God can help us_

Eeyah_ And NOW, the Trekking Adventure as Continued_ Since Fuel no dy too use Motor_
Bravo Buhari_ We sight yo Change Agenda_

pet4ril:
As if you guys used to all her suffering with you when it gets better. Instead you guys will start cheating and when she talks, you say she talks too much afterall you are providing her with all what she want so annoying that's why ladies of nowadays now prefers an already made man. So, don't blame them d

Sister, ion argue with you_
Goodluck to yo Quest of AlreadySelfMade Man_
Sheybi na wnti you won hear?
And BTW, No sensible Man will cheat on his Long term GF_
That is, If they both Suffered and made it to d top together_
<3

All those Chickens looking for AlreadySelfmade Man_ Ma TFU_
You don't want to suffer with him_ But yet, you're spending the little he has_ God is Greater than you_ Suffer with him now, Enjoy with him Later_
Make us Proud_ Journey of a Thousand miles, always starts from Somewhere_

Anything in Naija ATM evolves rud CHANGES_ APC Was here_ APC is Here_ APC and dia Change Propaganda don affect charger_
We hail oh_

SMH_
ATM, we don't need this_
Removing Fuel Subsidy is Almost useless now_
The current Hardship on ground doesn't need Subsidy Removal_
Even to buy at #100 is a biq Problem not to talk more of #145_
Na d poor masses go dy suffer em now_
2moro, Fuel Price go increase_

Make this Word "From 12th May 2016, From Oshodi to Ikotun and vice versa will be #200 - #400"_
Drivers no go buy anybody_

Geofavor:
shattap!

Yeah! Yeah!!
I'd Shut up for a Wailer_ Happy Wailing_

erusen:
so if they eventually do you will refuse the technology because only fying spangetti monster has immortality?

What are you saying?
Make yo Points Clear Man_
Cuz I don't understand what yo tryna Prove_

Them no need to tell you again sef_ Just drop em and wait for Generational curse to Unveil_ Only in Nigeria tho_
I Love Naija Dieeeeeee_

If after everything_ Scientists don't discover for mortality_ To become immortal_ Then, I'd say they Fail woefully_ Cause dia Rants/wailing alone thinks they hold Immortality_ Only God has immortality biko_ Make Scientists go sit down one corner_

Love Machine:
But there are most guyz who commit suicide or harm their long time girlfriends after she dump them.

Those boys are mumu nah_
So Love go make Nigerian boy commit suicide?
Ahbeq, open yo eye!
This is Nigeria_
Ain't nobody goan die over some b1tch_
Girls Full Lagos biko_

A Nqqa has Got to do what he has Got to do_ The only thing a Nqqa cares bout is_ His OWN HEAD oh_ I can't die cause of Buhari nah_ But wait oh_ I think say na Democracy we dy practice? No Freedom of Speech again ni?
I hope dz is True_ xxxxxx

Once upon a time_ Them tell us say $1 = #1_ We still dy wait baba_
NB: Don't ever promise what you don't have and what you can't give_ Especially when its a Populated Country with Much more expectations_

As Long as the Following doesn't happen:

1. Since Danku doesn't pay my Bills_
2. Since Danku doesn't Give me allowance_
3. Since OritseFemi doesn't settle my Bills_
4. Since OritseFemi doesn't give me Allowance/Credit for listening to his Songs_
5. Since OritseFemi decided to destroy is body with Tattoos at 45 or 35(Artistes and Lies now).
6. Since they both decided to take Rayce as Act_

Until dy decide to Change_
Only until then_
Make them no dy wail ahbeq_
Make them go Court jawe(So we can hear word)_
MSN Gang nko Messi Suarez Neymar ni_

Who Una Epp sef?

LMFAO_ Nigeria will not sink/Drown IJN_ Instead make Buhari Escape, He gas die fast! My Opinion tho_ But Nigeria isn't goan Sink_ Tho the image is almost 100% true_ But I believe God has a better plan(s)_ Let's just trust God on dz one_

Let's be honest here_
Osinbajo isn't doing anything_
The only sh1t he does is to Travel around Africa_
Info is Boss(Buhari) bout the Latest in Nigeria(if Buhari is on Touring mode).
Attend Occasions,Burials and Stoopid stuffs_
I really have great Doubts if dz man pays Tax_
Cuz all he does, is to say so Stoopid Annoying Bullsh1t which are very uncalled for_

They don't even what to think bout what we going through sef_
Increased 5% Tax too small?
Chai_
What a Country_
Only God serves_

godoluwa:
APC ZOMBIES ON NAIRALAND

Smh_ Ahbeqi, Leave those People jawe_ They'll take back dia words_ I pity dem When dy Type "Change is here to Stay" for NL_ Dem go collect Conc Insult Asap_
Hope say PHCN dy give dem special Light oh_ And Hope say Fuel na #30/Litre