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tensazangetsu20:


The funny thing is chile is slightly smaller than Nigeria by landmass and its real population figures is around 18 million. If you include illegals, probably around 20 million. We are too much in Nigeria 😂😂

We are too much for a country that lacks the basic things.

A country where there are no working systems, enforcements and structures.
Poorly tracked metrics.
Zero or inadequate provision for the masses.
Those in power can’t be held able.

Uneven distribution of wealth/proper living, where only a tiny chunk of the population benefit.

It’s sad.

tensazangetsu20:
Saw this on Reddit and I ed when I told my guy Gerrard59 that I am yet to meet any Chilean of my age that has 2 siblings. It’s always one or they are the only child. I have been here for 19 months now and I haven’t seen anyone with 3 kids even at church. It’s always 2 or 1. Having even two kids here signifies that you be odogwu o. In a way I kind of like it cause the quality of life here is very high not like in Nigeria where we give birth like animals without any resources to fend for them.

Chile’s entire population is roughly 20 million. Santiago, her Capital, is just a little above 7 million.

Whereas the densely populated Lagos houses close to 20 million, if not more.

Juraj:


I would like to know too , also police character report

Both Police & NDLEA clearance, are important requirements for Thailand Visa application.

Now you don dey give us pictures
Correct guy

tensazangetsu20:
One of my favorite things to eat. Venezuelan fried rice. My princess made it

Haters go say you no get money add meat

tensazangetsu20:


Anytime I read this comment I laugh so hard eh 😂😂😂😂. People are extremely foolish in this life no cap

I like as you dey come back for them

tensazangetsu20:
With my friends. One is Mexican, the other is from Colombia

Enjoy yourself bro

tensazangetsu20:
Came to the zoo to enjoy myself today. Saw a lot of nice exotic animals reminded me of the scallywags making a nuisance in this thread

I can bet this Mumu above me isn’t living a great life outside the walls of NL.

Travel this and that, but hatred and contempt no dey allow am progress.

He go come rant about how he has travelled now.

Dumb mofo!

guysbewise:
You are the DUMB WEREY ANIMAL. Op is the one that said he will be [Sharing some pics from my trip and his everyday life on this thread]
For him to be lying to others here planning to japa is very bad and only werey like you will be ing the lying op.
Thank God for us who have been developed countries when the op was still using a feeding bottle, that we are exposing the op's lies and this makes you and the op angry.

E pain am😂😂

tensazangetsu20:


The thing funny as of the beginning of this thread I made it clear that chile is a country I will never advise any Nigerian to go to. I have written it here like 10 times and they said I am luring people to come. Anyone who wan come make they come na 😂😂

Exactly😹😹

Akpaamunsi:


In Australia where am a part time resident, getting your driving licence is akin to getting their permanent residency and this is obtainable in most western countries including chile. You will definitely flaunt it when you get it. Knowing the kind of person the rabbit toothed Op is, am sure if he is genuine, he wouldn't have hidden the processes that enabled him to start driving.
How can someone on student visa and on part time job just buy brand new car within one year of working,? In a society where most people finance their cars. Op is a modafucking liar who will rot in hell for deceiving young gullible Nigerians

Na like this I want make my enemies dey wonder

tensazangetsu20:


Common chile 😂😂😂😝

E too Dumb

pocohantas:


I doubt trolls ever give their women as much attention as the e-target. 😂😂

Dem be werey aswear

guysbewise:


Living in the zoo for too long have made you so dumb! If not you will all be asking the op this question too. Because the day one es their driving test in a developed country is like the day one get a US visa and is on the plane same day out of the Zoo.

The purpose of the op, opening this thread is to post AI generated Chile Zoo stories here and not to encourage those that are planning to travel out for greener pastures. As the op wants others to think that Chile is a Zoo where you can just start driving without a driving license.

This question keeps peppering you op. That's why the op have been avoiding it and resulting in insulting yourself and posting nonsense videos.

When did op learn to drive in Chile and when did op take and his driving test in Chile?
Op always posts photos here, but op did not mention driving lessons and ing his driving test in Chile. I'm sure op would have mentioned the day he ed his driving test in Chile and this thread would have been on fire that day!

Although the response wasn’t directed at you, but you choose to be so stupid to quote it.

The OP doesn’t owe you shit. He doesn’t even have the intention of luring anyone to relocate to Chile. He emphasized that life in Chile can be tough for anyone, just like everywhere else.

Your Mumu-ness no allow you see this, but you choose to jump from “You can’t work” to “AI generated car” and now to “Driving without a license”. Can’t you see that you’re so DUMB?

What’s so difficult in asking questions politely, if you needed answers?

You paraded here like a bot. Shows you don’t have anything meaningful to engage you irl.

Dumb werey!

.

I no sure say you dey give your Woman attention like this

Somewhat commendable though
At least you stubborn small

guysbewise:
You are the BIG Fool, living in your AI generated Chile zoo where you don't need a driving licence to drive.

This question keeps peppering you that's why you have been avoiding it and resulting to insulting yourself.

If not when did you learn to drive in Chile and when did you take and ed your driving test in Chile?
You always post photos here, but you did not mention driving lessons and ing your driving test in Chile. I'm sure you would have mentioned the day you ed your driving test in Chile and this thread would have been on fire that day!

Where is your personal memoir
You dey travel too na?

Akpaamunsi:


This one na real AI generated. So U don't have lecturers or classmates? Na only U Waka come?

He suppose gather all of them snap selfie na
You’re dumb asf

AgentGoat:



E be like na this thread you dey sleep.


You must be doing nothing meaningful offline.

Geofavor:

You're using Duolingo to learn to understand Chilean Spanish. Lol you never ready

Lmao
If you wanna learn something, without pressure, you take it from the basics.

I’m trying to learn Spanish in general, at a slow pace, and not just Chilean Spanish

Nothing bad starting off Duolingo.

Perfect my Spanish
Enter Chile
Buy AI generated Car

Tactics

tensazangetsu20:
Haters. Go and get visa to Chile and come repeat am if e easy

fashmann:
OP give us pishure abeg

guysbewise:
You are the one that is worse that the devil that's why you are agreeing with the op's lies of working in a bank. Op can get a good job in Chile, but for op to start a bank job he has to do a background check before they will let him start work in the bank.

Finance and Banking in Chile: Financial institutions in Chile focus heavily on regulatory compliance and financial integrity. These are crucial assets for working in Chile's growing and trade-friendly economy. Background checks help identify individuals with a history of ethical conduct, crucial for handling personal financial information and assets, thereby ensuring customer trust and compliance.

TheWitchKing:


One of my uncle hear say I travel, this guy never call me mum for close to 8 years , where e from get my mumsy number , na only him and he God know. Come day talk say why my mum allow me travel and we no tell am. Omo my ear big when I hear am

If na Mali you been go, sure me say e no go call

OP give us pishure abeg

tensazangetsu20:


You Dey talk of Nairaland. In my own family, my aunty wey all her children get green card for USA been wan die when my papa tell am say I get work for bank for chile. All her kids are working at Walmart 😂😂 despite having a green card. So many in my own family are praying for my downfall talk less of Nairaland. I when I lost my remote job then before I travelled to Chile so many people were so happy eh 😂😂😂 they don’t know that me I make my plans in decades not days or months.

Na so e dey be
Dem no dey everly gree say person go make am
Dem worse Devil!

And no be say em no dey live with abundance, but seeing their friends/neighbours/acquaintances/families on the path to success dey everly worry them.

Observe the pattern here on NL, there will always be people who are only after your flaws. You never see them validate or commend the rights, but they are all over the place to prey on your little mistakes.

If dem no get facts, dem go assume.

TheWitchKing:


E want make you gree say you day do fraud. At all costs hahahaaahaha 😂😂😂😂😂 Baba gree so e go rest. 😂

😹😹😹😹

tensazangetsu20:
Imagine believing everything you read from ChatGPT. There’s no Nigerian embassy in chile and Chile has no embassy in Nigeria. I didn’t need any background check to get my current job both in Chile and Nigeria. I did the interviews. The first was an initial recruiter screen. 2 technical interviews, a psychological interview and a final hr interview before I signed the offer letter. I was on probation for 3 months and in January, my contract was made permanent.

Since you don educate am say Nigerian embassy no dey Chile, e don use style comot am for him Ctrl C & V

He come dey drop am like bot, bad belle people

Akpaamunsi:


Try go do surgery for your teeth.

So na him teeth be the next topic
Show us your own first

Tf is wrong with you people?

guysbewise:
Most likely you are doing an internship in Chile. Nothing wrong in getting a good job in a foreign country and it's a good archivement, but not being truthful is the issue. For anyone to say what you posted below shows they are not in tune with the reality of those who are genuiely hard working and have achieved more than what you have.
You did not enter Chile as highly skilled with a job waiting for you to resume, so from Uber Eats straight to the kind of job you have mentioned without one year internship in a bank, then getting a job from mid-level and then climb up the ladder after some years, showing you are not telling the truth here. A rich relative might have giving you the mony to buy that car and there is nothing wrong with such, but turning it into chilli sauce story from Chile is what is wrong.

Check Indeed for Data Science roles and see that that want some number of year of experience. This one in Chile is asking for 5 years experience.

Senior Data Scientist
Santiago de Chile, Región Metropolitana
Job qualifications
Technical Skills
Ability to bring deep technical and practical knowledge in Data Science to a fast-paced, collaborative environment, ideally gained over approximately 5 years of experience working on complex Data Science, AI, or a related field/projects.

See as you dey profile the OP like say you sabi am himself

Person wey you never even meet for real life
Una dey muzz me for this space