NewStats: 3,263,369 , 8,179,928 topics. Date: Thursday, 05 June 2025 at 05:12 PM 2j694i

ybalogs:
In all honesty they should but can they be trusted?

Please can you explain to me what you mean by the term TRUSTED? Because it confuses me a lot when the word is used by other Nigerians.

onyenatruchi:
Story of my life;

The woman I met online

Just take time and read from beginning to the end, you will understand.

I got married to a Yoruba Lady i met online, just to try another tribe.

Since I got married to a Yoruba woman, my life has never been the same, she prepares only ewedu and Amala for me, I told her to cook another food for me, she insisted that her parents taught her how to prepare only Amala and ewedu.

This Lady can snore for Africa, she doesn't allow me to sleep at night, na snoring she dey use wake me up for night.

Whenever we want to make love, I will force her to bath, but to no avail. She said that she bath only once in a day, I did not argue with her, I insisted that she must bath before making love.

My brothers, this Yoruba Lady went into the bathroom, stayed only 1 minute and came out, I ask her why she bath only 1 minute, she said bathing is not her thing, she is used to it.

My brothers, what offence did i commit for marrying a Yoruba Lady. All the things she dey do for house, I just dey tolerate her, na so so mess she dey mess for room whenever she eat her Amala and ewedu.

She Don use ofe mmanu scatter my family, Who did i offend.

I have already divorced her in peace.

Laugh won kill me, cruise dey nairaland abeg����

opera1:



They all kills and destroy a man but the fastest and the most dangerous one is womanizing because the man can HIV or any other STI thereby transmitting same to his family.
Further more we ve seen a cases of untimely death related to womanizing and of recent is Ataga's case. Some will even have their joystick severed e.t.c

Guys talk about HIV as if it's a death sentence. There are diseases that are worse and more damaging than HIV, abeg make we hear word with this HIV matter abeg.

Jokerman:
1. Betting

2. Womanising

3. Pornography

However it is worth to note that Sin is what destroys man as fast as a cheetah... there is also no small and big sin in the eyes of God, but punishment differs

If there is no small or big sin in the eyes of God, then why should punishments differ? For example, taking a human life and and placing a bet on Chelsea to win Barcelona cannot be compared as same sin, you should stop understanding the scriptures literally and learn to be logical. As long as I'm concerned, there are sins that are greater than the others and no one can convince me otherwise.

Mrkumareze:
That preacher needs a resounding slap to rest her senses

I swear

Funnyandviral:
Video of a Christian lady is trending on Tiktok, as she try to cast and bind a traditionalist, she saw on a busy street, as per casting out evil or devil.

The traditionalist was seen watching the young lady display

Watch video here;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLIXWkqBC6A

This one na display of stupidity, I'm a Christian but I believe everyone has the right to worship, whatever it is one believes in. Religious fanaticism and discrimination is at it's peak here and for her mind she is heaven bound. I won't be surprised if the traditionalist makes heaven before her, this kind of prayer warriors with her kind of face are very toxic and wicked in real life. Yeye dey smell.

kyber:
I’m Giving It To My Girlfriend Sister Without Her Knowing

Just bought my girlfriends sister a new Tecno spark 5 pro without my babe knowing

Her sister has been phone-less for 3months now
She’s been begging me to get it for her but her elder sister who is my babe refused saying “she doesn’t deserve it” reasons best know to her though.

I also feel it’s not my responsibility but she keeps on bugging me to buy it for her and that I shouldn’t don’t tell her elder sister !!!

Well I just decided to buy it for her today at a mini Plaza close to my area

(Picture below)

Have I made the right decision

You go Bleep her last last, and that's if you never dey collect already. Ride on my guy, chopping two kpekus from the same womb, you are a born champion.���

HeDied:
I have seen this happening to people that in some cases, they grow to become a big obvious growth. I don't want that to happen to me please. I don't even know what it is called in English but I have applied some ointments to treat it but none seems to work, rather it is spreading the more. Something that came out one is now spreading to what it is. It would look as though it is dying/dead only to resurface again with serious itching from the inside. This started since last year.

Please suggest the way out for me. Thanks for all your contributions in advance.

Buy and apply that, and then come and bless me with something hooge in two to three weeks time.

Hisbah21:
beauty with brain

Which one be beauty with brain? Who tell you say she no dey kpensh? Any small thing beauty with brain, abeg woman no fit deceive me again jare.

dre11:
The lawyer said the VAPP law has expanded the meaning of rape to now include any kind of touch on any part of the body considered inappropriate.



https://gazettengr.com/husband-touching-his-wife-inappropriately-is-rape-under-new-vapp-law-lawyer/

Una dey mad sha, I no go touch my wife ke.

advanceDNA:
What’s this one saying ??

I no understand oo. Jusy dey yan trash.

OptimmusPrimme:
Oh my God! It’s these Indigenous Cannibals of Biafra (ICOB) again. Dem no dey tire?

We built Lagos with our skills & money

We developed Abuja with our industrious spirit & nature.

Port harcourt is our Igweocha (capital of Biafra).

You are obviously pained and envious of the igbos

All Igbo men are Billionaires.

Without the Igbos, Nigeria is a Zoo.

Foolish, Loud-Mouthed, Despicable, Vacuous, Cannibalistic, Hypocritical, Incestuous & Criminally-Minded Lots!

Considering your rantings, You are obviously envious of the average Igbo man, showing that you see yourself as inferior to them, stop the hate, because you know you aren't an angel and there are skeletons in your cupboard too. Inferiority complex na your problem. Mugu.

BeeBeeOoh:
Isn't it obvious that one country in West Africa has a disaster presently as their president and are even planning to vote in a pro-max disaster as their president come 2023.

And the worst part is that it is the youths who ought to be leaders of tomorrow that are championing the stupidity and nonsensical nonsense

Laugh won kill me oo, nairaland people abeg make una free me oo.

Chai

Here 35years old are doing BMC and swagga for ancestors,Nigerians deserve no pity.

I swear. Tinubu, I swear I go truly believe say Nigerians no get sense if that man becomes president in this country.

Mr Pasheda- English teacher
Mr Adesanya-English teacher
Mr Fakolade-Economics.
Can’t pick one because these 3 are equal in wickedness. I go surely jam one of dem one day and he must collect.[/b][/quote]

Laugh won kill me die for here, baba abeg calm down, those days are in the past now.

kenzysmith:
Met this beautiful girl at shoprite, I approached her and we exchanged numbers. After a week, I began asking her out she told me she had a serious boyfriend and she doesn't double date or run paro. I said no problem and I never disturb her.

3 days ago she called me that she needed to do one month sub that her sub has finish. I told her to tell her boyfriend na! She said she was too shy to ask him for cards. It look some how that it don't want to look like she was bothering him. I said OK no problem that I can't access my at the moment that am at offshore in the middle of a sea that she should send me #200 naira mtn so I can call my bro to sub for her, she send me the card and I text her thank you very much for the card that she is a nice person.

After like 6hrs she called to tell me my bro has not send her the card. I told her I DONT have one kobo to send to her and cut the call.

Did I do wrong my fellow nairalanders

lalasticlala:


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rochas_Okorocha

He looks older than 59...

dre11:
Quit Notice To Fulani Herdsmen: You’re An Ingrate, Angry Northern Governors Blast Akeredolu



https://www.independent.ng/quit-notice-to-fulani-herdsmen-youre-an-ingrate-angry-northern-governors-blast-akeredolu/

Nigeria is sitting on a keg of gun powder. With the sort of bigotry prevalent in Nigeria today, if uncontrolled, Nigeria might plunge into total anarchy, which might lead to another civil war and ultimately to separation. The Fulanis perpetrating these malicious acts in the west should be brought to book, Buhari should put the good of the whole country at the forefront and should desist from championing the course of his kinsmen against the collective good of the entire country. Component parts of this sham of an entity called Nigeria must be honest to themselves and courageous enough to come to a round table to renegotiate Nigeria for the good of us all. I pray everyday that another civil war does not break out in Nigeria because we are going to be like pawns to the Western world.

Kwanza:
The $30,000 lawsuit in an American court could further expose the intimate details of the billion’s relationship with his estranged mistress.



https://peoplesgazette.com/dangote-sues-american-mistress-for-exposing-his-buttocks-on-social-media/?utm_source=ReviveOldPost&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=ReviveOldPost

Men would always be men, finding it difficult to resist sex. Dangote shouldn't have come public with this matter, rather he should have settled amicably behind closed doors with the lady to protect his image. It's a poor play by him, he shouldn't have gone to the court.

DenreleDave:
Sometimes back, naso I arrange appointment with a lady.. Naso the lady come, entertained her, she carry her smoke. Naso Night reach as we don do do finish, we kon sleep. Trust mi, I cud not sleep overnight. Yes I could not sleep.

Why? I have always read bad news on nairaland about someone dying in another person place and it always ring in my mind.. Funny enough, the girl was not feeling fine and she never told me...

I was almost awake through out the night checking if she is breathing, anytime I suspect she isn't breathing, I tap her and she moves her body... I was even regretting why I had to let her sleep overnight sef but don't blame me, she came in the evening...

Guys, if you get any arrangement with a babe, Pls let her come in the morning and leave that same day, probably evening.. The enjoyment una wan enjoy for night can be enjoyed from morning to evening.. Don't let any lady sleep over.

Disadvantages:

1. She may be possesed (medium risk)

2. She may die in your care (very high risk). Imagine a young guy like you with a bright future going to jail for something u don't know about....

3. You yourself may die.. Hence endangering the lady's life. ...

I going to Lagos high Court for affidavit and I saw prisoners about to be judged coming down from the prison bus, mehnn. I knew some of them are accused of what they are not guilty for.... I pray that none of us will be unfortunate ooo

Nigeria is already messed up.. Notin like doing a forensic autopsy to ascertain the true cause of the death...

Advantages of avoiding sleeping over :

1. Peace of mind, even if she wan die overnight, she go go die for her place but pray she wunt die after leaving ur place for home

2. Any style u wan do in the midnight can be done in the day time

3. Her moaning wunt disturb the neighbors cox them go dey busy

Be wise.. Don't ever invite a lady over, any sex u Wana enjoy overnight can be enjoyed during the day..

https://nairaland.unblockandhide.com/5931024/ekiti-state-student-dies-boyfriends

All die na die. One thing must kill a man.

Buy this and apply three times daily, then thank me in about a week time.

YorubaWarrior:
Shey no be dem so? With money involved, watch how dem go find some flimsy excuse to accommodate dem. People wey dey kill dem parents, families and loved ones on top money.

... This guy no get common sense

The funny thing is that this lot will open their mouth and be "yaabbing" The Holy Roman Catholic Church. Shiooor. I don talk finish.

slam7000:



No 65 is wrong.

Scotland have qualified for the World Cup I think on 9 occasions. I’m sure they participated in the 1982 World Cup. They just haven’t managed to progress to the second round or come out of their group.

I agree with you, the opening match of the 1998 world cup was between Brazil and Scotland.

Christane:
the OP is a good football historian ..i see u going places in ur career. so nigeria av only won a game in d history of d world cup ...

Nigeria 3 vs Bulgaria 0, Nigeria 2 vs Greece 0, (1994), Nigeria 3 vs Spain 2, Nigeria 1 vs Bulgaria 0 (1998), Nigeria 1 vs Bosnia-Herzergovina 0 (2014). So Nigeria has won 5 games at the world cup, the Op says has only won one in their last 12 matches, not in all matches they have played in the world cup. Please always learn to read and understand.

liberalsinnerx:
Useless Afonjas claiming Obi. After wanting him dead, now you are looking for him because you are unhappy he may still be alive? Useless Afonjas, wicked things....like the one above me. They have been opening threads left and right searching for Nnamdi Kanu. You think we Biafraans know his whereabout, we will tell your coneskull? Have you heard of any IPOB looking for Nnamdi Kanu? We believe he is been protected wherever he is, and we are happy with him laying low until right time. In fact Nnamdi Kanu operating from underground is far more dangerous for Nigeria

Guy the writer is no afonja, he is Dr Amanze Obi, the former Editor of the Sun Newspaper, former commissioner for information in imo state during ohakim's tenure. He is my kinsman and he is asking pertinent questions. Make peace with yourself, the writer is a full Nwafor.

sunnyb0b0:


Fallen from where? He's 78 years old in a country with life expectancy of 54 for crying out loud.

Looks like he has stroke though.

I am from oguta and I know the man, he is not 78, he is almost 90... A very old man.

Please guys is this a legit interview? I just got it not long ago:

You have been shortlisted for an interview by METRO GROUP NIG on Tuesday 20-6-2017 by 10a.m @Onipanu b/stop by Union Homes, Lagos. For info call:080-6920-1289.

Anyone who has had this experience should please share it with me. Thanks.

princetunex:


You are so immature... What is in the topic to appeal to any sensible person? I am not acting holy and in fact I love sex but your immaturity is abysmal.

Clap for yourself, matured mugu.

princetunex:
Jobless fella

I will bet you are more more jobless than I am. If the topic does not appeal to you, just jump and and stop acting holy.

Tahrah:
smh

Why are you shaking your head? It seems you pretend about this in the public and then giggle and enjoy the experience behind closed doors. Typical Nigerian babe.

Splinz:


You may have to consult Ifa to get the answer.

I guess Ifa would not speak for the ladies, they have to clear the air surrounding this topic by themselves.