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SMALLPENIS: i don't crave FP palava o. I'm just glad for my mum that's all. |
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1. If your Girlfriend come to your house and you in drinking garri, marry her. 2. If you take her to a restaurant and she picked gala/ pure- water instead of expensive meals, She is understanding marry her. 3. If she sees someone with Bugatti but decided to follow you with keke, my brother na your bone be that. 4. She come to your house and wash even your brothers and sisters clothes, marry her fast. 5. You gave her 50K for shopping but she went for okirika and bring back 45K to you, marry her because she read economics. 6. She will call you everyday and ask if you need recharge card, brother claim her o! 7. If the girl used to give you her pocket money every week, She loves you marry her. 8. If both of you enter bus she will pay, That is a good sign 9. Whenever the girl is eating with you and she's eating only bone while you eat meat, marry her. 10. When you asked her what she want and she said nothing, brother she deserves everything. But on a real, do these type of girls exist ![]() Anyway am just messing with Y'all. |
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Gk: Mauel Neuer Defenders: Phillip lahm . Thiago Silva .Vincent Kompany . David alaba. midfielders : Cesc Fabregas. Xabi Alonso. attackers: Angel Di maria. Lionel Messi. Cristiano Ronaldo. point man: Diego Costa. |
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just this one
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patrickdarlins: am +1 today pipo...help me celebrate.....and also fp tinx.....its wonderful.....happy birthday to me...love ya guys happy birthday bruh. u go last Like first bank |
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them no get power for big screen.
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BREAKING: Brendan Rodgers attempts to restart the match without saving."(Football manager tinz) ![]() |
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Liverpool dey chop am RUSH RUSH.
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Ian Holloway is just a hilarious perv ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 2 Likes |
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chucky234: If he bought a space for $2,500(£1,500) how is he paying for the phone? That's why they are called whites ( they are crazy). 1 Like |
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chucky234: Hope Seun can see that iphone 6 plus was sold for over $2,500, add shipping,clearing and profit to that and see if you wont get a total of the N450,000 I quoted in my thread. Oga read the thing well na. 64G was sold for £700. The space on the queue was the one sold at $2500. |
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1. FIT IS KING: The most dramatic improvement you can make in your style is to make sure everything fits impeccably. Most guys wear clothes that are too large. Make sure everything you wear is almost hugging the shape of your body - without being tight. Bad fit is an epidemic, “cure yourself”. 2. KEEP IT SIMPLE : You want a wardrobe that looks great on you, don’t overdo it. Don’t wear more than three pieces of jewellery or more than three colours at once.Don’t dress like a rock star. If you want to be flashy, a simple but stylish look would be sporting a black striped dress shirt with a white blazer, a dark pair of jeans, a dressy belt and your sharpest dress shoes. You could also add a flashy wristwatch or a simple accessory like an interesting necklace but nothing more. 3. NEVER GO SHOPPING ALONE: Most of the time, it’s tough to trust the sales people because they usually work for their own profit. Shop with a friend who will give you honest opinions. 4. DISCARD TRENDS : Beware of buying something just because it’s in vogue right now. Stick to what you truly like. A lot of people rush in on the latest trend and end up with a bunch of clothes they won't wear again after the trend fades away. 5. DON’T BE A SUCKER FOR BRAND NAMES : Before you decide to purchase an item, ask yourself if you are buying it because of the brand name or because you love the quality and style. Ask, “Would I buy this if there was no logo on it?” 6. ASK FOR REAL : Most of your friends and family are not going to go out of their way to tell you what looks bad on you. You have to ask for it; that is . |
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Eeyah. The guy is seeking attention the only way he knows how to (being crazy)
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AriDsexy: SUAREZ!!!! 1 Like 1 Share |
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Yazmin: Scientifically, people with high I.Q literally have the brains boiling due to so much metabollic work used in thinking. Chai. I swear u be proper ozwo ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Too much reading I guess.
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teeo: Disadvantages of being handsome: I saw this list somewhere online so i decide to add a few words to it. Spot on @op. I deal with these on a regular basis. |
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morbid: fadjnr u're very knowledgeable. Tramadol I know is a pain reliever and comes in 50mg oral form. Buh unscrupulous dudes here abuse the drug by taking overdose of it to achieve enhanced sexual performance ranging from delayed ejaculation to hard-on erection. Na dem sabi. Evri drug has a side effect which is most apparent wen the drug is abused;drink responsibly. Those taking overdose are playing ping pong with their liver 3 Likes 1 Share |
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UniqueGem: Pls guys watz this Tramadol mainly used for? One of my guy is always taking it buh if i ask him what it does he never talks. I took it once and it made me so weak that i was on my bed a whole day and struggled to go for lecture the nex day. Pls somebody should enlighten me here. BTW; is it of diff types? Becos i can see Tramadol 400mg ,200mg here. Its just like panadol. But when taken in excess(overdoze) it makes one feel high, and also stamina when having sex. |
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Na to carry my lips run away from u be that
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Teespice: Oh dear lord Geez are you a vampire?? ![]() |
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![]() WoodcrestMayor: Who bin measure Da Vinci IQ? na Wetin I be wan ask be that sef ![]() |
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KnightOfLaif: na serious fallacy my guy. |
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Nigeria dey chop am rush rush
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most of those guys no fine nao.
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eyeview: This is a woman who at her age should have drawn closer to her maker but she instead uses her show to make derogatory statement against God and Jesus christ. A woman who at her age should have been contented with her looks after countless plastic surgeries,but she keep subjecting herself to more plastic and enhancing surgeries. Its sad that she never made it alive from this last one, its sadder that she died at the peak of vanity. It would be saddest if she didn't make peace with that God she fondly mocked while her other vain friends and transgenders laughed. oga no mind those trying to bring you down. what they fail to understand is that not being a believer of a particular religion does not give you the right to make derogatory statement against that religion. I guess the case would have been different if she had mad derogatory statements against Allah Mohammed, Buddha , Hindu and the likes. These same people even forgot that she ones wished the whole Palestinians were wiped off the earth. 2 Likes |
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masonkz: so just because everyone isn't a Christian it gave her the right to make derogatory statements against God and mock him on her shows? And I hope you are not forgetting the fact that she even said she wished the whole Palestinians were dead too. if she died a happy woman like you claimed why wasn't she happy with her looks.?? U just running your mouth like a blown sewage pipe. 3 Likes |
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bbfanboy01: BRAND NEW PS4 for sell. including 3 CDS. ( fifa 14. metal gear solid. and killzone:shadow fall.) Everything sealed. need money for something urgent n important . swapin with ps3 is also welcomed. where do you stay? |
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freecharles: there Is someone painted standing in the middle . |
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