NewStats: 3,265,415 , 8,186,677 topics. Date: Saturday, 14 June 2025 at 08:38 PM 5251x

SMALLPENIS:
Amen oo!

But why will you risk putting your mother's picture on the Internet all because of FrontPage palava

i don't crave FP palava o. I'm just glad for my mum that's all.

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Uu

1. If your Girlfriend come to
your
house and you in drinking
garri, marry her.
2. If you take her to a
restaurant
and she picked gala/ pure-
water instead of expensive
meals, She is
understanding marry her.
3. If she sees someone with
Bugatti but decided to follow
you
with keke, my brother na your
bone be that.
4. She come to
your house and
wash even your brothers and
sisters clothes, marry her fast.
5. You gave her 50K for
shopping
but she went for okirika and
bring back 45K to you, marry
her because she read
economics.
6. She will call you everyday
and
ask if you need recharge card,
brother claim her o!
7. If the girl used to give you
her
pocket money every week, She
loves you marry her.
8. If both of you enter bus she
will
pay, That is a good sign
9. Whenever the girl is eating
with
you and she's eating only bone
while you eat meat, marry her.
10. When you asked her what she want and
she said nothing, brother she deserves
everything.
But on a real, do these type of girls exist......llloll...
Anyway am just messing with Y'all.

Gk: Mauel Neuer

Defenders: Phillip lahm . Thiago Silva .Vincent Kompany . David alaba.

midfielders : Cesc Fabregas. Xabi Alonso.

attackers: Angel Di maria. Lionel Messi. Cristiano Ronaldo.

point man: Diego Costa.

Sunkyphil:
scarce prolly one is thirty

you mean one in thirty thousand

just this one

patrickdarlins: am +1 today pipo...help me celebrate.....and also fp tinx.....its wonderful.....happy birthday to me...love ya guys

happy birthday bruh. u go last Like first bank

them no get power for big screen.

BREAKING: Brendan Rodgers attempts to restart the match without saving."(Football manager tinz)

Liverpool dey chop am RUSH RUSH.

Ian Holloway is just a hilarious perv

chucky234: If he bought a space for $2,500(£1,500) how is he paying for the phone?

That's why they are called whites ( they are crazy).

chucky234: Hope Seun can see that iphone 6 plus was sold for over $2,500, add shipping,clearing and profit to that and see if you wont get a total of the N450,000 I quoted in my thread.
Unlock my thread jare

Oga read the thing well na. 64G was sold for £700. The space on the queue was the one sold at $2500.

1. FIT IS KING: The most dramatic improvement you can make in your style is to make sure everything fits impeccably. Most guys wear clothes that are too large. Make sure everything you wear is almost hugging the shape of your body - without being tight. Bad fit is an epidemic, “cure yourself”.

2. KEEP IT SIMPLE : You want a wardrobe that looks great on you, don’t overdo it. Don’t wear more than three pieces of jewellery or more than three colours at once.Don’t dress like a rock star. If you want to be flashy, a simple but stylish look would be sporting a black striped dress shirt with a white blazer, a dark pair of jeans, a dressy belt and your sharpest dress shoes. You could also add a flashy wristwatch or a simple accessory like an interesting necklace but nothing more.

3. NEVER GO SHOPPING ALONE: Most of the time, it’s tough to trust the sales people because they usually work for their own profit. Shop with a friend who will give you honest opinions.

4. DISCARD TRENDS : Beware of buying something just because it’s in vogue right now. Stick to what you truly like. A lot of people rush in on the latest trend and end up with a bunch of clothes they won't wear again after the trend fades away.

5. DON’T BE A SUCKER FOR BRAND NAMES : Before you decide to purchase an item, ask yourself if you are buying it because of the brand name or because you love the quality and style. Ask, “Would I buy this if there was no logo on it?”

6. ASK FOR REAL : Most of your friends and family are not going to go out of their way to tell you what looks bad on you. You have to ask for it; that is .

Eeyah. The guy is seeking attention the only way he knows how to (being crazy)

AriDsexy:
But a part of d apple is missing,who ate that part?

SUAREZ!!!!

Yazmin: Scientifically, people with high I.Q literally have the brains boiling due to so much metabollic work used in thinking.
Thus the vapour from the boiling brain is either released through the eyes, skin or ears.
These vapour causes mist in the eyes, which hampers their clear sight and thus a need for glasses to correct enable proper sight.
In other climes, the effect on the ears and skin could be corrected through the use of 'beats by dre' special enhancers or petroleum jelly by unilever....
If at this point you are still reading my comment.....you need Jesus in your life!!!!!!



Team 2019....peace !!!!!!

Chai. I swear u be proper ozwo . Was wondering who is this guru.

Too much reading I guess.

teeo: Disadvantages of being handsome: I saw this list somewhere online so i decide to add a few words to it.
1. Assumed to be a player- Women assume you're a player for no reason. They'll take you less seriously and question your motives the whole time. Its like infidelity is written all over you. Ladies make sentences like “who are you sleeping with now?” Like WTF.

2. Attracting useless women- Sure you attract more girls, but with the quantity comes a drop in quality. You'll constantly run into useless superficial women with no substance while the ones with substance are not phased or impressed by your looks. And trust me we don’t always like the pretty ones.

3. Amebor- Everyone's in your business and wants to know who you're sleeping with. Iya Basira on the street even warns her daughters never to cross your gate. On campus your name is on the lips of everyone, to make matters worse just be a little popular and you’re on every campus magazine. The amount of attention this person attracted troubled and confused her quite a bit. Everyone would know what you have done, not because of what you did but what you look like.

4. Older Women- Older women are pushy and aggressive and don't know when to turn it off. The worst part is the boldest ones are the ugliest more condemned cargo. You have a flock of obasanjo looking women constantly making you uncomfortable. The worst is they're openly biased towards you and will talk about you to everyone creating a lot of awkward tension and unwanted attention. Some would be like “Let me take care of you like a son”, biko does that involve servicing some parts..

5. Gays- Gay men stare at men the way men stare at women. It's annoying and infuriating and makes me want to fight but I'm not on so i refrain. Either way the worst part about it is gay men staring or trying to talk to you. So when a guy you think is straight glances at your arm or chest. Abomination. Once i got asked out by a gay dude, i had to stylishly turn him down, we’re great friends though.

6. Jealous Girlfriend- Your girlfriend or wife is always jealous, if she catches you smiling at a lady it’s almost equal to you sleeping with someone else. She feels so insecure, checks your phone, knows your plans and wants to follow you out on guys night. No matter how much you try to assure her, she still finds a reason not to trust you.
Guys who calm to be handsome on NL come and add yours ...

Source: http://www.nigeriafilms.com/news/19324/32/disadvantages-of-being-handsome.html

Spot on @op. I deal with these on a regular basis.

morbid: fadjnr u're very knowledgeable. Tramadol I know is a pain reliever and comes in 50mg oral form. Buh unscrupulous dudes here abuse the drug by taking overdose of it to achieve enhanced sexual performance ranging from delayed ejaculation to hard-on erection. Na dem sabi. Evri drug has a side effect which is most apparent wen the drug is abused;drink responsibly.

Those taking overdose are playing ping pong with their liver

UniqueGem: Pls guys watz this Tramadol mainly used for? One of my guy is always taking it buh if i ask him what it does he never talks. I took it once and it made me so weak that i was on my bed a whole day and struggled to go for lecture the nex day. Pls somebody should enlighten me here. BTW; is it of diff types? Becos i can see Tramadol 400mg ,200mg here.

Its just like panadol. But when taken in excess(overdoze) it makes one feel high, and also stamina when having sex.

Na to carry my lips run away from u be that

Teespice: Oh dear lord

Me love the full and luscious lips.

Merely thinking of that persons own makes me want to kiss till the lips bleed

Geez are you a vampire??

WoodcrestMayor: Who bin measure Da Vinci IQ?

na Wetin I be wan ask be that sef

KnightOfLaif:

Na fallacy b dis na...

na serious fallacy my guy.

Nigeria dey chop am rush rush

most of those guys no fine nao.

eyeview: This is a woman who at her age should have drawn closer to her maker but she instead uses her show to make derogatory statement against God and Jesus christ. A woman who at her age should have been contented with her looks after countless plastic surgeries,but she keep subjecting herself to more plastic and enhancing surgeries. Its sad that she never made it alive from this last one, its sadder that she died at the peak of vanity. It would be saddest if she didn't make peace with that God she fondly mocked while her other vain friends and transgenders laughed.
I would have said Rest in Peace but I would be lying if she didn't know God.

oga no mind those trying to bring you down. what they fail to understand is that not being a believer of a particular religion does not give you the right to make derogatory statement against that religion. I guess the case would have been different if she had mad derogatory statements against Allah Mohammed, Buddha , Hindu and the likes. These same people even forgot that she ones wished the whole Palestinians were wiped off the earth.

masonkz:

Please shut the hell up. Not everyone is a Christian. And for all we know, she died a happy woman at a ripe old age of 81! Not many Nigerians at that age are strong enough. So better keep hoping to last that long instead of hating on someone that people have come to like the world over, including those she disses on TV!

so just because everyone isn't a Christian it gave her the right to make derogatory statements against God and mock him on her shows? And I hope you are not forgetting the fact that she even said she wished the whole Palestinians were dead too. if she died a happy woman like you claimed why wasn't she happy with her looks.?? U just running your mouth like a blown sewage pipe.

bbfanboy01: BRAND NEW PS4 for sell. including 3 CDS. ( fifa 14. metal gear solid. and killzone:shadow fall.) Everything sealed. need money for something urgent n important . swapin with ps3 is also welcomed.

where do you stay?

freecharles:

true but there is even something better there

there Is someone painted standing in the middle .