NewStats: 3,261,559 , 8,174,378 topics. Date: Thursday, 29 May 2025 at 04:21 PM 3e2x4e

tuzle:
do u know the thing I don't understand, he is married to this same woman and they are even expecting a child together. But people that is didn't concern went out to protest. Wokeness have taken over there world

The so called lady has giving birth for him. I hope the lady can enjoy herself since she has destroy his career. I thought if Greenwood would ever forgive the girl

EmiDon11:
MY CRUSHS:

»»»Michelle Alozie of Nigeria.

»»»Salma Parellulo of Spain.

»»»Esmee Brugts of Netherland.

U too like better things

Spain women team made my day, I was really happy that England didn't win it. Their media would have been everywhere

If you believe that this is amount they will get for house allowance, is like saying devil will repent

This northern senators can be useless, when buhari was the president, they were not worried but as the president shift to the south, suddenly they becomes worry. Worry kill them

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LoL

IconicR:
Farmers are so strong, farmers are extraordinary people.

Maybe you have to marry one

Pukkalolo:
Watching football ball alone in my crib is as boring as hell...I prefer watching football with other men because it makes the experience more fun. I think every guy can relate to that.

So I decided to go watch it at a viewing center closer to my place. Unfortunately, my club lost, so I angrily left the viewing center before the match was even over.

As I walked back home, I sighted this dark cute lady. Looking at her, I immediately guess she was a Muslim but I was not sure.

And for the records, I'm not a Muslim.

While she was walking confidently like a catwalk model, I was busy looking at her with my boombastic side eye and I was seriously debating with myself if I should go talk to her or not.

Before I knew it, she stopped a bike man. After negotiating price with the bike man, she climbed on the bike to sit down.

I decided I must talk to her before she move. How will I allow such a beauty get out of my sight just like that. I was comfortable with rejection, so I wasn't worried about getting negative reaction from her. I've conquered my fear of rejection long time ago.

As the bike man was about to zoom off, I said with an almost loud voice to the him, "Hey, wait!!!"

To my surprise, the okada man quickly stop; maybe he thought I knew the girl. He never knew I was only there to toast her. Lolz

When I got closer to them. I looked at the okada man and said, "give me a few seconds, I wanna talk to her."

The okada guy who was still trying to figure out what is going on just said, "Ok..." He had this hausa intonation.

Then I turned to the dark cute lady who was seriously staring at me in a confused manner. We held each other gaze for about 3 seconds, then she said in a rather low volume voice sorry please, can I help you


I said, "The only reason I'm talking to you right now is because I find you attractive, and you..."

Before I could even complete my statement, she caught me off immediately.

She harshly said, "wonders shall never end! wait, is that why you stop this bike"

I replied, "Yes!"

She said, "wow! Is the audacity for me? You even have the gut to say yes?"

I replied again, "Yes."

She shaked her head and sighed, "mtcheww, can you imagine...please okada let's go abeg." Then she signal to the bike guy to move.

I gave the okada man an innocent look; he looked hard into my eyes... before you know it, the "bro code" kicked in.

The okada guy turned to the girl, "Kai, aunty...calm down listen to wetin this oga I wan talk," he said that in his funny hausa intonation.

She replied the bike man, "Really?? So you are ing him?"

Then I said. " as I was saying, I find you attractive that was why I stopped you... I'm thinking you"

Before I could even complete my statement she said: "are you kidding me..so because you find me attractive that's why you stopped a bike that was already about to move?"

I replied, "Well, it's all your fault."

She said in a sharp tone, "My fault?? As How? I don't understand."

I replied, "When you come out of the house looking this cute and classy then expect your bike to be stopped by a guy like me."

After saying that, I winked at the bike man who seemed to be enjoying the show.

My last statement made her smiled a bit but she quickly switched back to her angry face. Then she said, "Is that all you do Going about stopping any lady that you see on bike?"

I replied, "point of correction dear, I don't stop to just any lady on bike...I only stop the cute ones."

She rolled her eyes and said, "can you imagine!"

She seem shocked by my audacity.

I continued, "but the problem here is that there are many cute girls out there.... So apart from your cuteness, I believe there are other better qualities about you I'll like."

She smirked, "and what if I don't like you you?"

I replied, "well, when you get to know me better, you are gonna like me.... I'm very sure about that."

She said, "hmmm, you are funny"

Then the bike guy gave a sign that he was about to zoom off.

Then I handed her my phone to her and said, "you know what to do with this"

She hesitate for few seconds...then she typed her digit on the phone and handed it back to me.

Then I quickly asked the okada man, "how much is her t-fair?"

He said it's just #300. I opened my wallet and brought a thousand note and give it to okada man.

He made attempt to give me change, I told him, "my man, keep the change for yourself... because if not for you, my conversation with the cutie wouldn't have been possible."

She smiled. The bike man smiled. I smiled.

Then he zoomed off.

My conversation with this lady continue on the phone...I and this lady ended up vibing really well.

This lady turned out be of great value to me. My first tech job I got back then, it was this lady that that connected me to it. And she's has added value to me in some other different ways. Some women add no value to your life; some will. You need to seriously avoid the ladies that add no value to your life

Ok.... I'm not saying you should randomly stop girls who are going on bike...Lolz.

But the moral lesson is, as a man, sometimes you need to be audacious and be willing to take 'calculated' risk.

Stay blessed.

Which state are you typing this from

Don't worry, Woke have arrived

Normally, Liverpool will win this game

Jestin:
So person go buy fuel over 600 naira. Put on Gen and watch this useless show

That will be insanity of the highest order

Juanmike:
What will Siofra and Jennyclay that are above 40 do now?

They have two options either to take their case to God or look for a man that will be servicing their engine. My take

papiwyte:
MURI of SDP for Kogi State Governor

Tell them

Who societal pressure help? Live and let's live.
Let the single ladies above 30 breathe

Augustenite:


Work is already going on Warri and port Harcourt refineries

Can we get pictures to that

Fugazy2023:
Hold your governors able. No be everytime Tinubu Tinubu.
The governors know the attention is on the Federal and so they can do whatever they like. After all nobody will question them.

You mean I should hold Yahaya Bello able. I think you don't know how clueless the governor is. I don't know about any other states but as for kogi state, he will use that money to run the forthcoming election in the state, so that his brother can win. Very useless governor

Stupid and idiot people are parading themselves in the affair of government. Why didn't you tell me how many natural resources do we have compare to those countries

kokoA:
Is like this lastma guys dey really show lagosians shege The day soldiers will beat VIO in Abuja ba, people wee declare free booze for their neighbours

Those VIO in Abuja is too much. I pray make them beat one make their sense correct

Soon or later, the true shall be revealed

The concept of witchcraft is wide and can be understood by those who practice it

Jennyclay:
Yes, especially banana trees

Are you Yoruba

Joker too plenty for naija. Didn't INEC scrutinize them before putting them on the ballot paper

Oricha79:
APC is retaining kogi state for sure.

Dey play

SDP candidate will emerge as the winner, Dino is a joker. I don't see him getting much vote

adams123:
This is part of gov bello of kogi state strategy

He has failed already

GENTLETEE:
I was part of that ill fated immigration recruitment that claimed some lives. Now I know that that was not where God wanted me to be as I later secured a federal University Job.

Please how can someone get this job?

erai30:
After paying for job this is now the recruitment list of employment, this country is filled with greedy and selfish sets of people. Some people pay as much as #1 million naira to be shortlisted for a federal government job, that's supposed to be free.

I know of a person that paid one million naira to get the immigration job

Some people are not suppose to be called human, in fact animal are far better than them

BOSSkesh:
I think we need to as a matter of fact discharge every soldier of eastern lineage
Those people have no respect. Gosh
They will take over your life and land and call it no man’s land
People who have no respect for boundaries and culture

Sense is far from you

BOSSkesh:
Look at how this young man’s life was cut short by a cannibal
Why are igbos just wicked and heartless is it a curse

It would have been better if you didn't comment at all

lailo:

Which citizen told u they want military rule? Children of propaganda will not seize to amuse
Just because a handful of people sponsored by junta protest international interference, so the whole over 20 million people living in Niger want the coupists? Or u are expecting the citizens to troop out and protest against these brutal military coupists, so that they can use them to count scores? What is going on in Niger is a tribal issue where 20% is trying to dominate the rest bcs they control the military and power. Pure tribal and has nothing to do with poor governance. Pls get information.

Of what benefits is democracy to the citizens, as far as I am concerned democracy is not designed for sub Saharan Africa. Perhaps will they go to war with other west Africa countries that are experiencing the same military (coup) rule. There is something special about Niger that the west world see in them that actually want ECOWAS countries to fight the country. I will always Gadafi how the west purged the citizens against him, now they are feeling it

What is their problem with Niger, the citizens said they want military rule and ECOWAS with his corrupt west world want to impose democracy on the people, is it by force? Let Niger breathe