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3ok? See Ur Head U No Go Talk Tru Yahooyahoo
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3ok? See Ur Head U No Go Talk Tru Yahooyahoo
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ecamzy:you need the thickest glass 1 Like 1 Share |
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Just got this pix from a blogger on facebook “Ameyaw Debrah“ claming to take a pix with amber rose, To me This one Photoshop na photomall, What do u think?
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Zinny25:thunder wey de gym go visit u Don't give Here Kobo 3 Likes |
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At the early stage of my service year, there was this woman I worked briefly with. She has a five year old son, who normally s her at the office, after he closes from school. . That boy was a Hitler . Aswear! . He commanded respect whenever he stepped into the office. He haunted the lives of those students on I.T fa! How he kicked and slapped them at will, was a wonder to me. Funny enough this students seemed happy about it. . One day, I was teaching one of them how to edit a press release, when this little monster came. He bent down, held the girl's leg and started dragging her anklet. He commanded her to pull it off and give it to him. . As Aunty ignored him and was paying attention na, this little monster got up and gave her a resounding slap. TAWAI! I froze. I couldn't believe my eyes and ears. . Funny enough, Aunty smiled at him and pleadingly replied; "Junior, don't be doing this thing. Allow me learn this thing. Later we will gaan buy fanta, you hear? " The boy nodded his big ugly head and walked away. Inukwa! . . I take style look the boy mama. The mama dey one corner dey form deaf, blind and dumb. Omo see total package! Issorite. . Well, as it became more unsettling, I had to start asking questions. Abeg which kain jazz this pikin dey use? Because me I dey fear slap o. And I no fit do these kain suffering and smiling with these students. Any kpakam, I will damn the consequences and smack the shit out of this little thing o. . Later, one of the students explained that the woman was in charge of their log books. According to them, the way you treat her son goes a long way in determining your performance after your industrial training. . What a waawu!!! So one's ability to endure after chopping slap, follow for continuous assessment? Aiye le o! This country is sha hard. . The following week, this boy and his mother shocked me even more. That afternoon, she was feeding him, while I was typing away on my system. Then a very loud cry rang out. I looked in their direction. The monster was shouting and crying. "Thief! Thief! Mummy you're a thief! You ate my meat!" . All attempts of the mother to pacify her son, failed. So she started singing, "Junior is a fine boy iya iya o. " As she was singing with all her heart and hoping for a miracle, The boy landed an atomic slap on her face. TAZAI! I saw the shock in her eyes before she was able to recover sharply and hold his hands. . While, he was struggling from her grip, his flask of rice, fell off her table. As she left him to pick up the flask containing the remnants of his food, this little terrorist spat on her and ran away. She just called one of the students to fetch a cleaner. E pain me ehn! Kai! . "Don't mind him. You know you just resumed. You've not even seen anything. Junior is worse than this o. He can be very stubborn when he wants to be. He's lucky I'm not one of those mother's that flog their kids. I don't even advise it! Besides, he's still a child. Just five years old... When he's about 9/10, I will sit him down and have a good dialogue with him. He doesn't understand some certain things. He doesn't even know what he's doing. Just ignore him. Even these students have come to know who he is " She said. . Eh ehn kwa! 9/10 ![]() ![]() 2 Likes |
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Airforce1:I Thing I Found Out About U Is U Re Not Working Or U Don't Own A Business Period 1 Like |
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Airforce1:I Thing I Found Out About U Is U Re Not Working Or U Don Own A Business Period |
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Wait Oooo today na childrens day ?
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Lol
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Na for only news justice de prevail
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Nokia, as we know, has made quite a comeback this year at MWC. Besides the phones shown at the event, the brand promised many more to come this year. Now, there are reports that a new phone, Nokia Swan, is coming soon! Nokia has been the center of attention for a while now. Since the confirmation of its comeback to the smartphone scene last year, everyone has been anticipating a lot. Expectations were high, and for the most part, Nokia delivered with what was demonstrated at MWC in March. However, a flagship device was still missing. Nokia has promised more to come for this year, and reports have mentioned Nokia 9 as the flagship. Now, another flagship may also be coming, with the name Nokia Swan. There have been quite a few reports recently about a new flagship coming from Nokia, with the name Nokia Swan. According to those reports, this new Nokia phone will be a hybrid between a smartphone and a tablet! Nokia Swan specs seems amazing as well, with an octa-core U, with the chipset likely to be the latest SND 835. Alongside that will be 4GB of RAM, so performance should not be an issue with this device. The new device also offers 128GB of internal storage, which is quite plenty! As mentioned before, Nokia Swan will be a smartphone-tablet hybrid. Once opened, it will transform into a tablet, with dual touch screen! The smartphone display is about 5.3″, and the display size in tablet mode will be about 11″. This device seems like the perfect solution for both work and entertainment. From the looks of it, it can also be used as a mini laptop as well! Its camera will also be quite special, with 42MP Carl Zeiss lens. It will run Android 7.0 Nougat out of the box. Overall, it seems like a wonderful phone! Nokia Swan: A wonderful phone in the making! For now, Nokia Swan price and release date has not been revealed yet. Hopefully, Nokia will have some announcement soon. Are you excited for the new Nokia phone?
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Wetin Consine U
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folarinmiles:ur own they follow buhari |
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I see cucumber in the middle. Look very well.
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The Op Mix Weed With Charcoal smokeOoo Say We connect By Sex
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NwamaziNwaAro:men be quiet and mind your family business before their forefathers decend on You |
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Chanel Grand Extrait
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One Cloth Man
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SirL0neWolf:u wicked, I don laugh fall my infinix note3 4 water 1 Like |
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Make She Beta Sharap
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CBN Who knows the full meaning?
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2019 Preparation
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Marvis Ke Wat Of T-bons
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firstking01:u Re A Real Pest Married Men |
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coolestchris:no Mind Her Fake Things(gals) Everywhere 3 Likes |
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Stupidity is allowed only in nairaland
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JamieNaij:stop hating, no nigerian said anytin, is u |
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Money
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No 2 bad lol
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Lol
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