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I have 3 sons, yesterday I asked if they can weave hair, they said no. I almost asked, didn't they teach you in school? Now I have to go to the salon just to weave 6 lines of weave so I can wear my wigs. Doesn't make sense. Maybe I will get a doll for them to learn, because I can't submit for head for that
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MadamVanessa: I don't know anything about politics, but this looks like just buying over your opponents to keep them shut and your istration without opposition. |
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gift2xl: As e no tall, e fat? |
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God1000: Because those who carry out DNA tests are already suspicious of their partners. If you take a random sample, for example, DNA tests to show paternity of the children of a group of male staff in First bank, Isolo, you won't get up to that 60% 1 Like |
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Thank you to the Nigerian government in power that created nysc. The joy of wearing this uniform is awesome. It's one thing to graduate, it's another to wear this uniform. Whoever initiated this program, dead or alive, I appreciate you deeply.
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Wow, I was just explaining to my kids last week about iced water giving birth to pure water. This one na throw back Nigeria.
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You should have used N100 notes. Is it not 100 dollars?
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lakefist: Is it still working well till now. I am thinking of getting one. Also, can you unplug the freezer and charge laptop with it? |
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See 419. He is not planning any marriage. Na fake IV. So you can plead with him not to leave you But seriously is 60k + 70k not 130k, why calculating your future with 9nly his income 1 Like |
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Sammy101111: Bros, when God picks your call, change the narrative. When they give you two pieces of meat as you have arrived, give your plate to the poorest and collect his. A life free of oppression is the best life. I made more money in 2023 and literally stopped going to parties. I wear my slippers to church, no more heels and I trek, I leave my car at home. People are asking me now what I am using or eating that I look younger. My brother, na peace of mind free from oppressing people and people oppressing me. 1 Like |
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SWATMan: My brother, I repeat, not all families. I am even from a polygamous home. Our eldest is the 'poorest' and a woman who didn't marry or have a child. We all love and respect her. In our family, everybody 'hides' their wealth that we can't even tell who is richer. Nobody is oppressing anybody. Those that don't have are not calling others to disturb them because we know even dangote has challenges even if they are not financial challenges. I have being both poor and rich as an adult in this family. Nobody respected me anymore or less at both levels. We don't all have the same realities, everybody is different. |
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Not all families please.
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don jazzy has gotten over his crush on Rihanna. He just allows you guys to still run with it to keep his name in the news.
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I have 4 people I call friends, closer than siblings. 2 are men. We all respect each other. We are all rising together. They are my happy places without pressure to impress or hide our increase. I love all 4 of them.
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To increase what this time, abeg rest. Wait till May 29th before any address to increase hardship for my people.
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ahnie: Fabregas ![]() And I am complaining. 1 Like |
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ahnie: Wow, my late husband was also an arsenal fan. He said he started following because of Thierry Henry. Our second son is named Theophilus in honour of Theophilus Walcott. I hate football because he dedicated so much time to it. My kids have taken over now. I refused to subscribe for GOTV for two weeks when my kids own was getting too much. To make matters worse, one of them is a footballer and the other a basketballer. So I have to endure football, basketball and wrestling now. 1 Like |
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This year too sweet. Everywhere just soft.
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The Atiku of Edo state
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OMEGA009: This is common when you give. People just assume you have everything. I have a bottle of unopened Eva wine in my room from 2 years ago. Someone I am about 15 years older than was celebrating his birthday and gave me the wine, the day after his birthday because I was too old to attend. I cried with joy when I got home that day for receiving a gift I felt I didn't deserve. I refused to drink that wine till today. So anytime I look at it, I the boy and the joy of receiving. Sorry for the epistle 1 Like |
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This was how my former employer used to ask us to pray for the company As the years went by, things began to improve for the company and not the staff. I didn't need a soothsayer before I started planning my exit. This life can never be balanced. Tje rich will always have an upper hand. 1 Like |
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Which battle? Which embarrassment? I display mine comfortably. I cannot come and be wasting my God given natural resources
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And you want God to punish your friend. How? In all thee getting, get wisdom. Abi you no read that part? It is you God will punish for not being wise.
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franchasofficia: Same way warri youths were disturbing oil companies, now warri don empty |
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Stephench: So was Edo north till oshomole broke the jinx |
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Infolenka: Please delete this thought from your brain with immediate effect. This was how I used to ask how headache felt like. I never had headache in my life even when I had malaria till I was in my 20s. This was after asking people if headache was a knocking inside the head or persistent pressure on the head. Forget death matter. You will lose your parents 60 years from now. So wait and experience the feeling then. No go dey find wetin no 'consign' you. For your info, I have lost a husband and a father. |
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Kizyte: They will show you when they install it. I use GOTV. |
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Kizyte: When the battery is full, I estimate it lasts about 5 hours with the tv. I bought the standing fan that is home 500 too. So we use the two home 500 for the tv. The fan doesn't consume much. On a sunny day, before I got the home 500 fan, we watch the tv the whole day and use the stored battery power in the evening. On a rainy/cloudy day, it doesn't charge fast, so you can't watch the whole day. If you have the money, buy it. It's worth it. My area has only 3 hours light day and 3 hours night. I have being asking for solar power for 5 years now and they keep telling me 1.5m, 3m, 4.5m. I installed one home 500 with tv, two home 200 with a total of 16 lights in a three bedroom flat. I spent over 400k (excluding the standing fan I just got) and I wish everyday I had discovered it 5 years ago. My only problem now is how to power my freezer and washing machine. I heard they have an inverter now. Maybe next year I will research that. Let me manage these ones till the year I have 3m to 5m to do the 'real' solar 4 Likes |
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post=126797026: As it is bad news related 1 Like |
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If she drops that thing and it breaks, hope she will deposit her self to the bank to pay for it
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I don't really understand this 'nigeria only imports' mantra. I don't know about other countries but apart from exporting crude oil, UAE = Dubai is not producing anything. They import everything, even the consumers that buy what they imported are imported consumers. Americans are also complaining of their major companies (apple, Samsung ,Nike ,etc) producing with cheap labour abroad and bringing their products back into the US. The top importers will likely be china, because no country has all the raw materials to produce everything, you must import something. And since china is like the world's production hub, they are likely the biggest importers and exporters. In my layman's economics, the major thing our government should be Fighting for is refining our own crude for local consumption and exports. 1 Like |
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At least one person should click and then paste the story here for others to read. Why una dey do like this?
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