NewStats: 3,262,013 , 8,175,877 topics. Date: Saturday, 31 May 2025 at 02:40 PM 1e84e

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Speed limit cameras, to be enforced by who? ROFLMAO. Naija never ready.


[UPDATE] All the boys blowing up my mention are dim. I’ve been in this forum since 2011. Never have I come across a thread which complained that a street camera caused a seizure of the person’s vehicle. If there is one, point it to me.

In 2013, when Boko Haram caused an explosion in Abuja. There was noise in every Nigerian state about installation of street cameras to commence in order to fight crime. Nairaland followed the news for two weeks until everything fizzled into nothing. Come at me with facts.

IyanAtiEgusi:
who be the boyfriend?

Surely not you.

His body, his life. Women love men with tattoos. He should carry on.

smartlad:
Eejo
I beg you in the name of God to help me. I have nothing to eat

Continue trolling Nairaland. Food will materialize from thin air.

smartlad:
amen

Opay. Tnx a lots boss

”i Am NoT a BeGGaR.” “I aM nOT a ScaMMeR.” “tHe oThER gUy suGGesTEd i sHOulD pOSt mY nUmBeR.”

Scam no dey change. The same format every day for years running.

IyanAtiEgusi:
Na who dey fvck this Arya Starr toto sef?

Her boyfriend.

Purosangue:
Ayra starr toto go sweet

Ashawo no dey Sango Ota?

So wholesome and she’s beautiful. Sha, she’s the product of makeup and textile artists. All still .

Tales by moonlight.

Heart attack, stroke or aneurysm. Have your pick. As much as I like beer, I wish the substance could be banned for two years and research be carried out to see how our health gets affected by the situation.

It never gets hard to catch women so far you stay in shape and dress well. The twenty-something year olds you were meant to date in your younger years were busy chasing men your current age. Now, the twenty-something year olds of today have their eyes on you. Improve on your self as days and celebrate that you’re single for the time being. You can save money to do things which appeal to you only. You will not get this chance again.

If I dated, I would easily rack experience points. That will come in handy if I want to settle down. For now, I stay attractive and decide to pick from those who come my way.

People still bet? Livingiconrebor and Samueltemi337 are salivating at this offer. Nairaland’s bot, boringdraw, still exists? ROFLMAO. Betting never make that one millionaire. Victoria UyaiIncomparabl Ukpabio and guobe are on the sideline watching.

He's 36. He doesn't have much time in the sport. Give him at most two years. He should start looking towards a career outside the sport. He's paid his dues. That photo must be doctored. There is no way his fist is that massive compared to the average human's.

dauntless15:
He woke up to see she's married to some guy, this isn't something that happened over years, they literally had sex not long ago, what happened to having the decency to tell him I'm getting married we're done, try grow up oga, I'd feel betrayed if I was the op too.

Like expecting honesty from a serial liar.

natedensel:
Long story short, we were dating on and off for years due to distance, she's in another state so whenever she comes around we just act like she's been around and I didn't mind, we had mad sex last year December and last week I was at home and my younger brother just casually gisted me about seeing my girlfriend yesterday, she was out of town since December so I told him point blank he's a liar, only for me to check fb and see pictures of her and her husband, she came to town to do introduction so my brother wasn't lying, since I saw the pic alot has been going through my mind, why didn't she tell me, I'd have understand because I knew she had a side piece and our relationship has dwindled from bf/gf to fvck buddies, we had chemistry when we last met, and she said a lot of stuff about getting serious with each other again, thirdly, marriage? Out of nowhere? This is someone who said she's not setting down yet, so was the sex she literally begged for her last taste before she settle down?she didn't block me nor did I block her infact she viewed my Whatsapp status this morning, lastly this girl was bombing me with intimate pictures until last month infact my gallery choke with her pics, next thing I know she snuck into town and got married and I wouldn't have found out if it wasn't for my kid bro, we're seeing each other on Whatsapp and till now she hasn't said anything, this has fueled anger in me and I have felt resentment, I fit use my savings buy Benz next month so I can useless girls cuz I was a good guy, even when I knew she had side pieces she was the only one not because I was a simp but I tolerated her excesses and even ignored other girls who wanted me, before you say I'm a failure and broke, I'm managing, I have a thriving hustle and I have priorities, I was thinking of buying a land and living quietly, but now I see staying in hotels, driving a useless car and being flashy is all that matters now cuz wtf kind of betrayal is this.

Text diarrhea. I’m sure you wake up daily without making your bed. Put some paragraphs in this write-up to make it readable. Something about the presentation screams under twenty-five years old. My guy, she has gone. She didn’t scam you of money and you’re still in regret. You better delete everything about her and move on. I don’t see the crime she committed especially with you claiming she was cheating with you on other men.

A soccer player won over an injured NBA star in a soccer trick. Yawn.

Such a drama queen. She’s showing that she’s a manipulative human with zero form of conscience. If a man did all these, she’d be the first to call him a female with muscles/ a potbelly.

DeejayTeeno:

Explain what you actually meant by:

We go wait tire be that.

Joshua126:
I've heard some bad news about it. The name is Chelsea London dry gin. Can anyone knowledgeable about alcohol or anyone who has taken it tell me what I must do to avoid complications? I bought at a poor looking local shop and it's 200 naira. I couldn't find the bottle one. Should I slowly sip it? Should I drink it to half? What should I do?

This one na Kobojunkie specialty.

Artiiclebeast:



Same Emeka is a Benson and Hedges chimney...

How far your alternates Dimaya and Ideamonster?

Emeke Ike is 57 years old now? Time really flies. The situation is a matter of self love and personal care. A man who loves strong alcohol can never look as good as his mate who does things in moderation. Ike has a sense of style. Wike doesn’t possess the same. Little things build to huge differences.

It’s funny how this matter felt like a fart both on Nairaland and in the real world. I was happy that Natasha’s drama would finally be silenced. Funny enough, na that one people care for . Nobody bothered to protest for this man’s position on the day the switch took place. Today is the third day and life is going smoothly. Let me see what the weekend will hold.

ROFLMAO. So marriage is required for political positions? What won’t someone hear in this backward nation? It means someone right for a role cannot rule if the person does not secure a spouse.

Some men fall ill if they don’t sleep with another man’s wife. One would believe it was sworn on them from childhood. I’ve seen men actively toast heavily pregnant women. The thought alone makes me nauseous.

DeejayTeeno:


Explain further

Explain what your mind conjured up first.

This is not my story. I was only a witness. Bae came for a sleepover only to hold her throat at night like someone getting choked. We took her to the hospital then found out she was asthmatic. The idiot wanted to put someone inside a police net.

Those are all the people who didn’t his love for Trump. Not news. He’s making noise once again.

Time hasn’t been kind to her.