NewStats: 3,261,231 , 8,173,447 topics. Date: Wednesday, 28 May 2025 at 03:46 PM 5b2d3h

DeejayTeeno:

Explain what you actually meant by:

We go wait tire be that.

Joshua126:
I've heard some bad news about it. The name is Chelsea London dry gin. Can anyone knowledgeable about alcohol or anyone who has taken it tell me what I must do to avoid complications? I bought at a poor looking local shop and it's 200 naira. I couldn't find the bottle one. Should I slowly sip it? Should I drink it to half? What should I do?

This one na Kobojunkie specialty.

Artiiclebeast:



Same Emeka is a Benson and Hedges chimney...

How far your alternates Dimaya and Ideamonster?

Emeke Ike is 57 years old now? Time really flies. The situation is a matter of self love and personal care. A man who loves strong alcohol can never look as good as his mate who does things in moderation. Ike has a sense of style. Wike doesn’t possess the same. Little things build to huge differences.

It’s funny how this matter felt like a fart both on Nairaland and in the real world. I was happy that Natasha’s drama would finally be silenced. Funny enough, na that one people care for . Nobody bothered to protest for this man’s position on the day the switch took place. Today is the third day and life is going smoothly. Let me see what the weekend will hold.

ROFLMAO. So marriage is required for political positions? What won’t someone hear in this backward nation? It means someone right for a role cannot rule if the person does not secure a spouse.

Some men fall ill if they don’t sleep with another man’s wife. One would believe it was sworn on them from childhood. I’ve seen men actively toast heavily pregnant women. The thought alone makes me nauseous.

DeejayTeeno:


Explain further

Explain what your mind conjured up first.

This is not my story. I was only a witness. Bae came for a sleepover only to hold her throat at night like someone getting choked. We took her to the hospital then found out she was asthmatic. The idiot wanted to put someone inside a police net.

Those are all the people who didn’t his love for Trump. Not news. He’s making noise once again.

Time hasn’t been kind to her.

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I do not believe in men of God or their followers. They are scam artists in beautiful suits.

It’s because the men who stick to one woman don’t have their pictures and stories blasted everywhere. People still ask this question in 2025? It was answered way before this trash heap was opened.

Ilamina:

Who is Ilamina?

Ilamina:
Me = choffi
That fried turkey with hot sauce is the bomb

I like how that spaghetti, beans and rice meal looks, I guess it called waakye, never eaten it before

I went to a Ghanaian restaurant, bought fried gizzard, it was so sweet

I hate Ghanaians but Ghanaian food is underrated

Who is Ilamina?

Ilamina:
Is Nigeria

Who is Ilamina?

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Nigerians believe typing epistles effect change of any sort. Doing so shows how jobless you individuals are. All one has to do is set his/her profile to private and you mongrels will stew in frustration. It always works

chigopat1977:
He is a big scammer,he duped me of some coins,ie bitcoin,though,I don't regret much because he will pay with his nose.

How much was it in Naira?

I didn’t know Simlin Fubara had been governor for so long. The building was erected during Peter Odili’s second term. It means the edifice was less than twenty-seven years old. Nigeria and lack of maintenance; one and two.

The Nigerian Army I know will retaliate for this. Hundreds will fall. The painful thing is those hundreds will be innocent civilians. The logic is, out of those bodies, a few will belong to the terrorists’ families. It’s easy to kill the opps. When the opps take the innocent lives of your family , you feel pain like no other. The NA’s benefit is their family are tucked safe, far from these lands. It’s a war zone out there.

Them thief him shoe abi he carry out the operation barefooted? Person choose to thief, he no wise. How won’t you learn how to counter the major hazard of your actions?

KIngvenus:
Chioma Onyedikachi needs ur advice pls👇

My husband is k!IIng me with sxx! This man comes back from work by 5pm, removes his clothes, showers, invites me to the bedroom, and starts banging me for about 45 minutes. Sometimes he does it anywhere. Then he sleeps a little, eats, watches TV and begins again. Different techniques. He will wake up again by 5 a.m. and resume the banging. Sometimes he returns on break just to have sxx! I do not know whether he takes drugs but his ion seems incensed immediately he sees me. Initially I enjoyed it but now my whole body is hurting. He does not take no for an answer though he properly takes care of my needs. We are just one year into marriage and I am yet to get a job. Is this normal for newlyweds? Advise me, please.

1. Fake story.

2. Exercise so your body can take the manhandling.

3. Enjoy it while it lasts. After a child or two, he’ll focus more on them or other serious aspects of existence. Then you’ll be the one complaining that he doesn’t look your way.

Funny that I didn’t notice this posted here. Let me copy what I saw somewhere.

meobizy:
Sango Ota, Sango Ota, Sango, Sango, Sango Ota.

Sango Ota, Sango Ota, Sango, Sango, Sango Ota.

I just heard on national news that the senate are on a second motion to a bill to ensure that social media corporations open physical operations bases in the country. If successful, this will force Seun’s hand to create a Nairaland office in Sango Ota. It was an idea I pitched eleven years ago. When one feels like a god, he acts accordingly. He will not because — like most other useful suggestions here — he skimmed through it, laughed and continued his day. He cannot ignore the government when it comes knocking.

What the government wants is means to regulate online chatter. Expect a neutered Nairaland if the bill pulls through. It’s not like here wasn’t a shell of itself to begin with. It will become worse. The many trolls present will face IP bans (yes, those will be finally implemented) and leave out of fear of getting caught (Nairaland is quick to divulge information to federal authorities). You trolls think you’re secure behind VPN walls, abi? I’ll start seeing your hungry faces one by one in dailies. Sha, three trolls caught and the rest will disappear quickly. Nairaland go truly empty.

The situation will also present avenues to lobby. Government officials will come on routine visits for “pocket money” after inspecting to see how operations are faring. Every election period, these offices will receive visits from differing political parties with “consideration money” running into millions of Naira. CEOs will feed fat. At the same time, these CEOs will experience frequent visits to police stations over offending posts which make front page for longer than stipulated hours. Seun, are you ready for such a future?

Will Nairaland make it to 2030 under such conditions? No. The forum will pack up in less than six months after implementation. At least the real world recession will be felt by online entrepreneurs. Na to dust brown envelopes in response, some lazy youths will have to find real world jobs.

To note: I doubt the government wants a proper office with multiple workers. I believe a room with one man running operations is enough to qualify as a physical base. All the government requires is someone who can be pulled by the testicles whenever things don’t go its way. The faceless s can remain faceless. We would’ve discovered the many female s who are actually men in disguise.

Who will clean the affected land? Kai, God, these Rivers people truly are animals!

Last last, all affected parties go see money chop. Nothing concern me with government matter. Everything na film trick to entertain the ignorant masses. Na my job I face unless their shenanigans disrupt am. My family must feed. Hunger doesn’t take breaks.