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Ebicoben: 11:37pm On Nov 26, 2017
I don't know hw 2 describe u coz u are Nt ok
Ebicoben: 12:24am On Nov 09, 2017
no be to show body than to go sit down and read
Ebicoben: 12:09am On Nov 09, 2017
� � � � � clap � � � � � hand ✋ � for Una self
Ebicoben: 6:48pm On Nov 03, 2017
Guy he dnt be 4 u
Ebicoben: 11:34am On Oct 29, 2017
what a pity after posting that, u still went ahead to kill ursef
Ebicoben: 10:26pm On Oct 20, 2017
Hmmm, is it an advert or wat
Ebicoben: 9:59pm On Oct 20, 2017
carry go chop, na God bless u
Ebicoben: 6:06pm On Oct 20, 2017
I know this man very well, but am jst surprise about this accusation
Ebicoben: 10:00pm On Aug 27, 2017
Truckpusher:
Calm down you're emotionally unstable . Peeps like you end up spoiling your sisters marriage . What if your sister is a pathological liar ?
so u must beat a woman because she is liar, guy u r a shame that manhood
Ebicoben: 9:48am On Aug 23, 2017
imagine a 56yrs old man,what advice will u give to ur grand children
Ebicoben: 9:34pm On Aug 22, 2017
[quote author=ecoeco post=59719273]...

B4 you all start coming here to blame the husband

It doesn't make sense 4 d husband to call her 4 settlement nd den kill her nd leave her private parts jst like dat

This is wat actually happened

Husband : calls wife into the room
Wife: enters room(with facial expression of anger)

Husband : pls let us settle this matter i am sorry
Wife: thats wat u always say nd den u do it again useless man

Husband : i said i am sorry(looking a bit angry)
Wife : see ur mate ar living in 3 bedroom flat comfortably... But all u do is starve me nd d children in dis ur 1 room nd go around pursuing women with ur truck

Husband : (slaps wife)
Wife : (screams)terkaa You will kill me today(rushes to the door, locks it, puts d key in her bra)

Husband : you are very stupid
Wife : comes close to husband nd starts fighting him

They hand wrestle for bit...

Husband: (trying to avoid her blow)
Wide: (seeing she's not inflicting enough pain, bites him on the hand deep)

Husband : ahhhh ( angrily starts beating up wife)

Wife : you will kill me today (breaks free frm husband, rushes to the cupboard, brings out a hammer)

Husband : lucy don't try me o lucy
Wife: throws hammer at husband nd misses

Husband : rushes towards wife
Wife: (seeing husband drawing close rushes to pick up an axe)

Husband : (seeing wife picking up axe, grabs her collects the axe pushes her to the floor)
Wife : (stands up, rushes to the other end of the room nd picks up the second axe)

( Survival status kicks 4 both parties nd @ dis point anybdy can kill anybdy out of survival instincts)

Husband : hits wife first.... Sees his mistake.... Escapes frm the window

Underlining assumption :
1. The husband couldn't hav called her nd locked d door immediately

2. The husband couldn't hav used 2 axes nd a hammer jst to kill one woman

3 It has been proven that the female starts every domestic fight either by their words or action during conversation

4 99% of wat causes a quarrel btw a couple is either s*x related or money related

5. 99% of men will slap a woman who calls dem "useless ' or compares them to" their mates"

6. Since it's a 1 room apartment objects like axe nd hammer will be close @ any point in time


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Ebicoben: 10:55pm On Aug 18, 2017
Hmmm, I know d idiot very well, he married d second wife since d first couldn't give him a female child, I guess he sell coz of many boys, Hahahahahahaha
Ebicoben: 4:26pm On Aug 16, 2017
in dia country, na to kill us by der are here during illegal business
Ebicoben: 10:01pm On Aug 15, 2017
God for punish u if to say na my sister u do so, u for tell me weda she dnt turn to Apostolic drum Whr u go der beat anyhow
Ebicoben: 10:00pm On Aug 14, 2017
na WA oooo, dat kind husband
Ebicoben: 10:00pm On Aug 14, 2017
na WA oooo, day kind husband
Ebicoben: 10:09pm On Aug 09, 2017
Platinumay:
Where agric engineering dey oo....abi we no dey diversify again?
am tired, der are all running from anything call agric
Ebicoben: 7:43pm On Jul 01, 2016
Ita Enang my broda u ave 2 b very kcareful b4 buhari put u 4 one chance
Ebicoben: 9:40am On Jul 01, 2016
I Love 2 Hear Dis
Ebicoben: 9:19pm On Jun 30, 2016
Only time will tell

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