NewStats: 3,261,341 , 8,173,724 topics. Date: Wednesday, 28 May 2025 at 09:22 PM 1c716i

Hello fellow NL. Please help a brother in need.

I'm a young man 24 Years and i stay alone. About last week Monday or Sunday night (7-8 Days ago) there's this girl who stays in my compound. She normally comes over to my place to lay her head for the night because she squats with her friends in a single room self contain (they are all students) and the place is always filled up and hot due to the number of people sleeping in the room. Myself i stay in a room and parlour self contain fully air conditioned well spaced with 2 big beds. Normally she comes around spend the night and nothing happens but this very faithful day she said she want to cuddle and one thing led to another we both had adult time together. Same thing happened the following day after i came back from work and two days later we still smashed. The issues I'm having right now is that two days after our first encounter i started noticing that in between my groins was itchy. I felt it was due to the nature/stress of my job since i operate in a commercial environment. I felt it would stop. Days after days it continued, tonight was worst so i decided to check what's going on. Lo and behold i found this (*screenshot) in between my legs. Something that has never happened before. I take my bath twice a day and brush twice a days as well. Before her, the last time i was intimate with anyone wad Dec 19, 2019 (over 1 year). Please what the solution to this.

I'm scared of blades (shaving stick and clippers so i don't shave often).

Tyewolove:
Formerly a prison, freedom park is now a recreational haven for music and art lovers. I left home by 1pm and got a Brt bus to Tbs,I took a keke maruwa to freedom park. Freedom park is located at Old prison ground, Broad street, Lagos Island. I paid 200naira for the gate fee ticket, the park is beautify with lots of flowers and side attraction. It's was such a nice and cool place. I walked around the park,I went into the park art gallery,the art gallery contains alot of fantastic, wonderful art works. I climbed the freedom park train or stairs,there are so many food vendors at freedom park,I bought cat fish pepper soup and a cold heineken,the pepper soup was fucking delicious and tasty. It is a good hang out spot,very neat atmosphere and a cool place to have shoot, wedding photo shoot, birthday shoot,for picnic and family hangout. On my way home,I met a new friend,he took me to a campus (stadium) to watched a live football match,the stadium is located at Odunlami street Lagos Island. It was such a wonderful experiences,I met new people make new more friends.

Any ideas on average cost of food items there? Like if it's cheap and affordable. Thanks.

fayded:
Op, judging from ur convos with people up.. It seems u take life a Lil too seriously. Just Relaxxxxxx.. Oh and umm.. When next u wanna chat with a girl u like or sumfn.. Take a Lil bit of alcohol to loosen up

Exactly. I think you're good at profiling someone. I take life serious and my friends always make reference to this. Also it's been three years since i made a promise not to consume alcohol. Maybe i should loosen up a lil bit. Thanks for the advice. I'm actually going through this thread rn.

EASYGURU:


Thanks man.

Uzomacharles:
go through this thread

https://nairaland.unblockandhide.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only

Thanks man.

xedyl:



You don't even need to stress your brain about it if u don't get the joke.

Alright sir.

Xpart24:
Village people on work

Amazingboy1:


Okay sir,, mo ti gbo hago do dat,,,,,,,


But d Truth is all the thing you wrote isn't necessary at all,,,,

So we should message ,,,,lol,,,,

For this 2020,,,,,,;

Nobody give a fvck about that shit,,,,,,,

Is either you tender yaa problem and let we problem solver solve it for you or fvck off,,,

We're not ready to give advice to someone who has been scammed,,,

We gather dey ❤️✌️

I love you bro,,, ❤️❤️


Extend my greetings to your family,,,, ❤️✌️

Egbon tajudeen, speak for yourself. I've not been scammed. You think too low of yourself n as such you see others the same way. I've always known money is the the way to a woman's heart even before i was 16. Please move on let's not have an unhealthy conversation this evening. Its not worth it.

xedyl:
An Opinion without a π is an Onion.

Your point exactly?

Amazingboy1:
Werey ,,,


Ode,,,,,,,,


Kuku say you came to tell us who you are ,,,,,

Off yaa mic and Soro soke eleribuu,,,,,

Resist the urge to shalaye,,,,

Who sent you all dis story,,,,,,

,,,, We give no fvck about the shit you wrote,,,,,,,


Have a nice day man ✌️❤️✊

Alaye enter bus make you drop for yaba. Them your pple dey there. Ko shi danu

Zzor:
Why not simply accept one of the many babes sending you messages,another method hmm

The thing is i judt can't hold a conversation especially when I'm attracted to you or when she is. But if we're just friends i can chat over 4 hrs and won't get tired. Cause of that I'm being friendzoned and it's funny.

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Stevyne:
Bro drop your whatsapp line.
Make we reason

07037661839

lograr:
What a joke
Apply for joke section instead.
Write a letter to lalasticlala and Mynd44 and plead with them that a joker wants to apply for joke section because one of the mod there haven't been to the section since 2017 ! No jokes

Dude
You made me laugh my guts out

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Nothing hard but i don't love easily.

Zzor:
give it to your girlfriend to use,learn to be generous

Op don't take this advice else you'll grow up to be a lesser man. Damnit.

Beckysexy:
None of the above
You can transfer the money to me instead and thank me later.

Lol hanty haba, na guy man last card oo.

Mavinsoladele:
I have 4k with me. No phone, no laptop or good clothing. What do you advise i do with it??

In all honesty, what would you like to do with this money ? Spend , save, invest, others ? Whichever it is I'll be waiting in the comment section to advice you.

Juliusmomoh:

Good mother kill u there ...
Looking at the mother, i can boostfully tell u dat she was the one who teach her daughter how to woo ...
See wetin her mother wear..
A good mother should show a good example

Exactly. From the looks of the mom, its evident that she's a hardcore prostitute

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Nigerian Suicide Prevention Initiative Counselling Centre
Hotlines:
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234 809 210 6493
Lagos suicide hotlines, by the Lagos State Government
Hotline:
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and
09030000741
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Hotline:
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,
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Suicide666:
am in Benin

You need someone to talk to ? Do you mind sharing maybe it's something i or someone on here can gelp with? Please whatever it is suicide isn't the option.

Feel free to hit me up what's app or telegram if you ever feel like talking.

Brohoe chase the demon out. Simp are never in control. She's been in control for far too long. Don't simp for a hoe. Same pussy she's denying you another is digging. Wtf man

Brohoe chase the demon out. Simp are never in control. She's been in control for far too long. Don't simp for a hoe.

Suicide666:
my name is ...............am 21 My life's nothing but a disaster And time keeps going by faster but in a second all that shit won't matter fvxk my life
I act happy
But I wanna die, I'm not gonna lie
Thoughts of suicide keep crossing my mind on a regular basis
Going crazy, cause I'm going through bullshit on a regular basis
Look me in the face, I'm sick in my eyes
Cause I'm sick in the mind.................gud bye I just wanna slp

You stay in Lagos? Come lets talk. Feel free to unburden yourself those suicidal thoughts with me.
I'm israel 23, from Lagos too. I can meet you and help if it's within my capabilities.

nobone:
Egusi 1cup 150
Crayfish 50
Fresh pepper 50
Smoked or fresh fish 300
Periwinkle 50
I believe you will have onions, seasoning cube, palm oil and salt at home.
As for vegetable, you fit pluck a handful around and wash if you like o.
When cooking, fry your egusi so the soup will be sweet.
Good luck

Nice one. Shea you go give me tips on how to reduce the amount i spend on cooking like this, just recently i started having this feeling that I'm spending too much on food and no be say i get bory at all oo.

blingxx:


Same here.. I've learnt to overcome shyness tho..but I just don't like people

And how did you go about it ? Was yours shyness of the opposite sex ?

Misslilbootay:

°°°
Why will you hate it?
Introverts are the best thinkers...the only bad thing is that they don't easily make friends....at least...that's my problem.

Exactly my problem too, i hardly make friends (especially female).

Being an introvert is a weird way of life, at least that what i think of sometimes.

lilyheaven:
if a woman can wash boxers , whats wrong with washing pants

Well as a guy if my own woman can wash my boxers then i can equally wash hers irrespective if what other think about it but... The sight of Blood makes me weak generally even in movies do you'll know that a no go area for me.

Hey guys. Good morning.
So after several weeks of searching gor a good amd desirable car, i finally settled for a Toyota Camry 2008 with a V6 engine Toks. Since I'm a complete novice in auto and cars (I've never throttled a car in my life nor matched car brakes, so I'm a perfect example of inexperienced) I'd like to know what type of oil I'm expected to use which oil I'm yo buy (brands: of oil & type: engine and brake) and other things that a novice should know.
Also i was advised to do alignment because the car was imported by a staffs brother so I'm not getting it from regular auto dealers who would gave done all of that.

Please, I'll also welcome all questions you'd like me to ask before paying by 2pm today.

I'll be waiting in the comment section
Thanks guys. Love y'all.

Hey guys. Can i get something like this installed on Camry 2005 XLE ?

Hey guys. Please anyone with idea if i can have something like this neatly installed on camry 2005 XLE with rear cam and dashboard cam included, if so whats the cost ?