earthsync(f): 9:56am On Apr 17, 2020 |
PuZZyNegro:
So, there's this small rat that has been playing hide and seek with me.
I have made several attempts to kill it but it always finds a way to meander and escape from me.
I feel helpless seeing this rat get away each time I try to kill it.
Then it happened one evening around 7pm. I managed to buy Nasco cornflakes in this lock down period and the wicked rat still insists I cannot keep it in my house in peace.
I kept the cornflakes beside my freezer and within few minutes, I started hearing some funny noise inside the nylon. I knew then that my uninvited visitor has come.
I didn't want the hide and seek no more. If I decide to let it out to kill it, it might still escape. So, I ed the saying "There are many ways to kill a rat".
So, I just opened my freezer, packed the cornflakes with the nylon and closed it.
Your guess is as good as mine. My sweet frenemy escaped from the nylon and ran under my plate of soup to take cover, not knowing that that part of the freezer is even colder than where I left it.
Good news: The rat died happily ever after
Somebody shout "Alleluia"
hallelujah
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earthsync(f): 7:43am On Apr 14, 2020 |
That's a fucken cloud and moon. WTFff
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earthsync(f): 10:17pm On Apr 12, 2020 |
Philantropists:
I believe this will go a long way in motivating others, quote me with your plan for the N25K and let's do it.
Good luck !
Please no duplicate s. One person gets N25K only.
Get new glasses my old one is missing.
Learn an online job.
Write on Opera news hub to see how a blogging career would go (then proceeded to get a domain for my blog if I get really successful)
About learning an online job, I read a thread on nairaland that selling of doimains new or expired can fetch one money, so I would research more on that.
I think that's it.
Modified:
I would have added stock exchange and forex market but I don't want to risk anything now. So yes, that's it
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earthsync(f): 3:32pm On Apr 09, 2020 |
Chimeluv:
i did not experience that o! Submit a ticket. Did you answer any survey? Try and do the offers
Please I'm interested too [email protected]
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earthsync(f): 8:52pm On Apr 08, 2020 |
Godmother:
Not just like that o. There are rules and regulations on the platform. 150 words is the least number of words you can write, but you stand a better chance of getting more views when you write more words.
I should warn you though that they reject articles a lot on the platform and it can be frustrating.
Let me try my luck
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earthsync(f): 8:50pm On Apr 08, 2020 |
Godmother:
Not just like that o. There are rules and regulations on the platform. 150 words is the least number of words you can write, but you stand a better chance of getting more views when you write more words.
I should warn you though that they reject articles a lot on the platform and it can be frustrating.
Lemme try my luck
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earthsync(f): 4:50pm On Apr 08, 2020 |
Godmother:
Just write your articles of at least 150 words and hit the "create" button to publish it.
Just like that?
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earthsync(f): 4:11pm On Apr 08, 2020 |
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earthsync(f): 9:52am On Apr 08, 2020 |
Lol didn't know they were intimate ways to wear facemasks
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earthsync(f): 9:44am On Apr 08, 2020 |
Precious4real50:
President buhari should extend the lockdown in Lagos, abuja and Ogun States to one more week and during this lockdown Mr President should give an order to shoot anybody that disobeyed the lockdown order.We can't continue to have people endanger millions of life by disobeying the lockdown,Nigerians only listen to one thing which is force and is time the government start using it.shoot hundreds to save millions.
I still remain Ada ogwashi
Mama then tell Buhari to give the citizens food and money because majority of Nigerian citizens make their money from daily hustle
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earthsync(f): 8:04am On Apr 08, 2020 |
mikaj:
Remind me by 8:00 GMT tomorrow
Good morning
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earthsync(f): 6:22am On Apr 08, 2020 |
Yustash001:
Ole gbogbo....their children will be in abroad schooling while they are suffering children of the masses...
That's what is really paining me. Just like a nlander said if the masses "enter express" it's none of their business but if the rich and the masses enter express then that's when they would care.
1. Our education system is where it is today because the government don't allocate enough to it but would rather send their children abroad to in standard school while the masses can just find their way e nor consine them. And those people we call ASUU have gone on hundreds of strike and where have it led our educational system to? These people keep asslicking. Once the government bribe them they've called it off.
2.Our health system is where it is because these people would prefer to loot the money ment to develop hospitals and use the looted money to go treat themselves abroad. When that man's son had a bike accident he was flown to to be treated while the masses can do whatever they want because it doesn't affect them.
And we, we'll be here asslicking them.
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earthsync(f): 6:16am On Apr 08, 2020 |
A man that cares unlike Buhari we were forcing to brief us on covid 19
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earthsync(f): 6:03am On Apr 08, 2020 |
eS eM eS not Si M Si
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earthsync(f): 11:10pm On Apr 07, 2020 |
mikaj:
Remind me by 8:00 GMT tomorrow
Will do. Thanks
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earthsync(f): 10:20pm On Apr 07, 2020 |
Nigerianization:
Shekau made some salient points....
“Our aim is to follow the tenet of the Koran; our aim is to follow the tenets of the prophet; our aim is to practice Islam the way the Prophet of Allah left instructions before dying and handing over to knowledgeable scholars, who have also ed it down to me."
But some Muslims will deny it.
Religion of peace indeed
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earthsync(f): 10:15pm On Apr 07, 2020 |
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Godforbid. So person cannot type in capital letters in peace again?
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earthsync(f): 10:14pm On Apr 07, 2020 |
Nigerians nor dey hear word.
Lol it's only in Nigeria the government would give an order that nobody should come outside and they'd still come outside to check if people are outside  Naija I hail thee
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earthsync(f): 10:10pm On Apr 07, 2020 |
Preciousgirl:
Will you marry her still?
You have dated her for a month and she invites you over for a meal, and she serves you this....
This is not appetizing at all. But food is food sha
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earthsync(f): 9:33pm On Apr 07, 2020 |
mikaj:
So here's a thread to show off your current data on your mobile.
Raising the bar high; someone beat this.
PS: jobless brings about
#MTN
Send mb for me please

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earthsync(f): 9:29pm On Apr 07, 2020 |
ubunjja:
This girl came to my house in Minna and i romanced her, very popular girl on Nairaland but i wont say the name because she agreed that i can post this without mentioning her name.
Her ass is wonderful, bouncing like cardi b''s own and i smashed her, She was just moaning loudly, i had tell her to wear my N95 mask ,she one of those rich kids living in Niger state.
She is sexy with an american accent, Posh and knows how to treat a man
When i finished smashing, we were naked playing pillow fight, then i smashed again and again then we were both tired and played some mortal combat games, she is a good gamer, i like girls that plays game, they are very smart then i cooked for her, we both took our bath, i drove her home and kissed her on her forehead
When i got back home, i saw her pants in my room, i called to tell her, she said it was a gift for me that i could smell her vj anytime i am missing her, Damn! she is one naughty girl
I am already missing her.
Lmao wtf
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earthsync(f): 11:01am On Apr 07, 2020 |
Vortex369:
I am a research scientist, it is my addiction. So when I say they are wrong I mean it.
Each cell vibrates on a specific frequency. There is a blueprint for each, and when the resonant frequency of the cell is actuated to a threshold that is out of balance with the natural resonance, the vibration becomes anti-clockwise and we call that - cancer or virus related issues.
3 years ago, I knew this was going to happen and I wrote about it and I was criticized badly. Now it i happening. Those who that I warned that it will happen in 2020 are now ing me and I am laughing cos if people stop criticizing and start researching, they will see it the way it is.
But most of you are economically not buoyant to spend ample time on research that is not for profit. So, continue to argue. It needs not concern me if you all die.
We're still waiting for the link of your alleged prophecy ma
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earthsync(f): 10:57am On Apr 07, 2020 |
In Lagos there's nothing like lockdown. Don't really blame them. They want people to die of hunger.
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earthsync(f): 7:54am On Apr 07, 2020 |
HeadNigga:
So u are wearing a mask in your house and yet you are glued to banky. I bet you will still wear the mask and glove when shagging raw. Nonsense and corona
Baba na filter
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earthsync(f): 7:53am On Apr 07, 2020 |
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earthsync(f): 7:51am On Apr 07, 2020 |
And these people are happy. These people keep playing on our ignorance that's why.
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earthsync(f): 10:10pm On Apr 06, 2020 |
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earthsync(f): 10:00pm On Apr 06, 2020 |
SocialJustice:
She first went to studio to happily snap before going to court?
Loool
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