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Dvibs: 2:33pm On Dec 13, 2016
gunpoint:

Thailand isn't an Islamic state.
Wikipedia is good for you
Mr corrector. He didnt say Thailand, dont quote him wrong. Besides, Algeria is a konk islamic state.
The entire browser will be good for you.
Dvibs: 9:45am On Dec 12, 2016
lordfizco:
YORUBA MOTHERS!!! Yorùbá mothers are the best when it comes to child upbringing. Yorùbá mothers produce the best range of slaps: IGBATI, IFOTI, IGBAJU, IGBARUN, IFORUN, IFAKUN, ILADI, ABARA. These slaps will make you think you were adopted. IGBATI will make you correct your wrongs instantly! The beauty of IFOTI is that you will confess your sins on the spot. IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you expose those who committed the crime with you without hesitation. ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new pants. Now ABARA is the worst. Apart from all these, we have an advanced one which is called IGBAJU OLOYI. When you receive that one, you'll lose balance and your head will go into "auto-search" as you'll be looking for what hit you. This will make you do all the actions of the other slaps aforementioned at once! OH! IGBAJU OLOYI! It can reset someone to 3D (DEAF, DUMB, and DAFT). She will say let's go home and you will say it's in my pocket ma. God bless our parents for the good upbringing. If you were brought up in Yoruba land, regardless of how caring your mother was, you'd have encountered one of these slaps.
Hahahahaha . I wan die. Person should hold me. Chai!

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Dvibs: 9:42am On Dec 12, 2016
opysdoll:
No 10 sooooooo true my mum will finish beatin u nd ask u 2 hold ur lips,abeg hw I wan take com cry if I hold my lips,den she will b lyk "I say quiet"! If I hear peem u go hear ween hahahahahaahahahaaaaa abeg my mum rocks jare................funy enof I find myslf doin most of diz tins 2 my dota!
Hahahahahaha. So funny of you.
Na dat one dey tire, how person go flog u like craze come say make u hold ur mouth not to cry.
Dvibs: 10:59am On Dec 08, 2016
River State, headquarter of PROSTITUTION/ASHAWO HOTELS in Nigeria. So, am surprised.
Dvibs: 2:12pm On Dec 05, 2016
Candycrusher:
The police are heartless criminals. Going by the report, the total number of people arrested so far is 100. If they insist on 3k bail for each, that's 300k for their DPO to share for xmas. Thieves in uniforms
You study Nigeria police weller. Na di koko point be dat.
Dvibs: 2:11pm On Dec 05, 2016
Soldier go disturb...collect. Police go disturb...collect. Civil defence go disturb...collect. Immigration go disturb...collect. Peace corps go disturb...collect. Road safety go disturb...collect. Yellow fever go disturb...collect. V I O. go disturb...collect. Vigilante go disturb...collect
NOW... Na common, ordinary Anti-cult group don . Odikwa egwu.
Dvibs: 3:27am On Nov 11, 2016
bejick:


I checked her profile the babe is U.g.L.y that is why.
That's why every father and prospective husbands/father to be, needs to show our daughters the true definition of LOVE. This singular act in its truest sense will go a long way in protecting our girls from some asshole predators (men) manipulations, and to create sense of self-love among our girls.
Dvibs: 10:43am On Nov 08, 2016
She is in love. My curiosity in this life no get part-2.

Dvibs: 8:41am On Oct 28, 2016
Bossontop:
Heheh!!!...I'll be like
Hahahaha. You babt.
Dvibs: 8:40am On Oct 28, 2016
Okay
Dvibs: 9:52pm On Oct 27, 2016
Love matters

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Dvibs: 8:49pm On Oct 27, 2016
ops
Dvibs: 8:41pm On Oct 27, 2016
See State wey my brother wan go do his NYSC service o. Chai! Where is safe in this Nigeria?

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Dvibs: 6:47pm On Oct 27, 2016
Serious
Dvibs: 4:22pm On Oct 27, 2016
Na so
Dvibs: 2:05pm On Oct 26, 2016
Am learning
Dvibs: 7:35pm On Oct 22, 2016
[quote author=simplibaba post=50421820][/quote]

INTERESTING. ANYHOW...THESE REMAINING 3-4 WEEKS WAIT OF REPORTING TO NYSC CAMP IS BECOMING MORE LIKE CENTURIES.

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Dvibs: 4:51pm On Oct 22, 2016
Ajuwaya
Dvibs: 4:49pm On Oct 22, 2016
Otondos
Dvibs: 4:38pm On Oct 22, 2016
Opsss
Dvibs: 4:37pm On Oct 22, 2016
I tire
Dvibs: 4:27pm On Oct 22, 2016
Hey
Dvibs: 4:16pm On Oct 22, 2016
oboy
Dvibs: 3:31pm On Oct 22, 2016
Booked.
Dvibs: 4:32am On Oct 18, 2016
Pishures of the KILLERS plsssssss.
Dvibs: 2:13pm On Oct 17, 2016
THIS ENI BALOGUN IS BEAUTY WITHOUT CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT OF BRAIN.

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Dvibs: 2:01pm On Oct 17, 2016
JackieMay:
I was about to say something.... then I ed you stay in Gombe. so I just decided to laugh and reserve my comments
Hahahahaha. You are wickeeeeed.
NO chill at all.
Dvibs: 7:11pm On Oct 12, 2016
Which way forward.
Dvibs: 9:56pm On Sep 10, 2016
CHAI! I BET D INTERIOR OF KIRIKIRI PRISON MUST LOOK LIKE THAT OF MICHAEL SCOFIELD CELL IN PRISON BREAK THAT MAKES THESE GUYS WANNA REVIST IT ON AND ON.
Dvibs: 3:03pm On Aug 10, 2014
LMAyedun: My Dad was very strict.
ThankGod & him for those EXPLANATORY, FORMATTING & RESOUNDING SLAPS.


R I P Dad!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Hey. U badt. Can't stop laughing.
Dvibs: 11:38pm On Sep 04, 2012
Still struggling with
Dvibs: 12:40am On Aug 28, 2012
We men don suffer! Why must it always be post on how to please women, and not men sometimes? This really sucks! Women! Women!! Women!!! We go die 4 una?

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