NewStats: 3,263,835 , 8,181,565 topics. Date: Sunday, 08 June 2025 at 08:25 AM 3b5r2b

GAZZUZZ:
work begins.

I have forgiven his lateness

Eeehhhh.. I see u oo

Cuddlebugie:
OK, I GIVE UP

Cuddlebugie:
You know this because.......?

Because I have friends and relations from the riverine areas and the water creatures they say their fathers and forefathers worship/worshipped are unimaginable

Muafrika2:
Looks like serious witchcraft

Serious one.. People who live close to river/sea/ocean can be so fetish

ipobarecriminals:
lalasticala come see oo.

Lalasticlala

GAZZUZZ:
I hope she (crock) will not deny him mouth action?

Lol... I guess she will be more delighted to do the mouth action heheheehee

Punctual:
I think this world is more advanced than this bullsh*t


the pictures up there looks like a movie not gonna believe this without a source

Doubting Thomas I hail ooo

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/bizarre-moment-mexican-mayor-marries-10729869. Here is the link, there is even a video there. Oya ooo

ipobarecriminals:
why tape the mouth .Clowns

Make e for no bite or chop people nau hahahaha

They all look very unhappy. Shame on them!

Fantastic thing: Mexican mayor marries Crocodile to bring luck to local fishermen.

Charles Wow | 2017-07-04


A Mexican mayor has married a CROCODILE in a bizarre ceremony as part of an age old tradition to 'bring luck' to local fishermen.

The female crocodile - known as 'The Princess' - was baptised on Thursday then subsequently dressed in a custom-made wedding dress and had her jaws clamped shut for the big day on Friday.

She also wore a veil as she was paraded through streets, accompanied by band music.

After the procession, the reptile was married to the mayor of San Pedro Huamelula Victor Aguilarand in the town hall.




The the croc got hitched as part of a ritual which has been practised by the Chontal Indians since 1789.

They believe the ceremony will bring good luck and prosperity to local fishermen along the Pacific coast of the Isthmus of Tehuantepec in Oaxaca state.

According to custom, the crocodile is regarded as a princess, and it's believed she will bring peace and prosperity to their community.


Mr Aguilar said: "The marenos [referring to the local residents], call her 'The Princess'.

"So the role that I play is to be the husband of the princess."

A wedding guest said afterwards: "The dance they do here is like an offer to God, to thank him for the land, the harvest, the fish.", as fishing is their main occupation.


Source : http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/bizarre-moment-mexican-mayor-marries-10729869

She even looks like the Williams sisters.. Same face. Carry go dear. I love ur dreams. Strive hard, u will achieve

Over speeding, and at night kwa.

gemale:

Honestly i don't blame her. I blame the randy, lecherous of my sex who allow their joystick do all the thinking for them. They are the ones who give all of us a bad name. Instead of them to accept personal responsibility when they are caught, they hide under the cover of 'manliness'. Tell me, what is manly about cheating on your spouse? The image of a grownup man sneaking in & out of motels for sexual escapades doesn't evoke any feeling of manliness in me. Is chasing skirts up & down now a thing of pride or achievement as a man? What is bad is bad & nobody should call it good. Can you as a man proudly tell your family or clerics that you are a philanderer? When you die, would you be proud if "adulterer" was engraved on your tombstone or written in your obituary? For the so called Christian men among us who cheat, is it that there is no fear for the Almighty God in you? Have you developed amnesia that you forgot that you took a vow before God? Even if you don't respect the woman you married, fear God. Or do you think that wedding ceremonies are a jamboree? Those words spoken by both parties are very serious & binding "till death do you part". Is it that you have forgotten the portion of scripture that warns us that it is better not to make a vow to God than to make 1 & break it? You think Jesus was clowning when He proclaimed infidelity as the only permissible ground for divorce? If you like continue cheating; when your soul stands in front of your Creator on the day of judgement, tell Him you were just being a man & see what happens. To those encouraging this, kindly continue. It's as if the portion of scripture where it was written that whoever encourages another to sin; it would be better if a millstone be hung around his neck & he be flung into the sea is not in the version of bible you read or maybe the 1 i read is a pirated copy.

God bless u

OK it makes him a good person abi?? Yeah right!! A good person who keeps hurting u and endangering ur life abi?? Weldone madam!!! I see u have many men who are cheating on their wives with u abi?

Hmmmm RIP to him ... Taraba state again today.
Yesterday the news was abt Taraba state and the Fulani massacre, in which was said that the Governor and his aids sent soldiers to do the massacre (na only God knw if na true)

Anyways hope Fulani juju is not working already. God save Nigeria. Untimely Death death everyday

Beautiful woman


P.S - To all those Nigerian girls waiting for a ready-made man, oya una see una life

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The problem is u guys... When a girl/lady stays and suffers with u guys thru hunger, thick and thin.. Once u make money or become wealthy, even thru the help of the woman and her prayers... U will start carrying prostitutes upandan and disrespecting the woman that suffered with u.. That is the reason most girls these days feel it is not worth it suffering with a man who will abandon them for whores at the end of the day

fergieboy:
The baba wey prepare efe jazz to strong

na Baba God prepare am oo and the jazz is called GRACE. ..

hotspec:
As promised, the FG's online portal for registration of unemployed citizens is now live and running. But beyond some few grammatical blunders that welcome you on the portal -www. jobsforall. ng (without space)- there are certain things you need to get ready before proceeding to your details.

The registration process is divided into four parts:
1. Personal details;
2. (e-mail) information;
3. Education background; and
4. Employment (unemployment history).

Documents required to be ed are:
a. Recent port photograph (jpg format)
b. Means of identification (scanned copy of any of International port, National ID card, Driver License Voter Card or School Identification Card)
c. Curriculum vitae (PDF format only)

You will also be required to supply your:
* National Identification Number (NIN);
* A functioning e-mail address; and
* A GSM number.
This is a continuous process and has no deadline.
Note:
If the "" button in the body of the page is not working, you can click on the "Unemployed registration" link down the page.

Observation: Under the "Qualifications" drop down menu, there is no Higher National Diploma (HND) as part of the listed qualifications. I hope they will correct this soonest- if it is not intentional.

Lalasticlala (Help move to the promise land), ClassCaptain, Mynd44

What do they need the applicant's email for?

Henryyy:
Another means of giving the public false hope. Will this nonsense ensure jobs are given on merit? NO! Will it make top agencies announce their vacancies? Hell no! This is just to give the impression of a caring government while the usual mago mago continues behind the scenes. Everyone should try but don't bank on it.

Gbamistically on point bro

hotspec:
As promised, the FG's online portal for registration of unemployed citizens is now live and running. But beyond some few grammatical blunders that welcome you on the portal -www. jobsforall. ng (without space)- there are certain things you need to get ready before proceeding to your details.

The registration process is divided into four parts:
1. Personal details;
2. (e-mail) information;
3. Education background; and
4. Employment (unemployment history).

Documents required to be ed are:
a. Recent port photograph (jpg format)
b. Means of identification (scanned copy of any of International port, National ID card, Driver License Voter Card or School Identification Card)
c. Curriculum vitae (PDF format only)

You will also be required to supply your:
* National Identification Number (NIN);
* A functioning e-mail address; and
* A GSM number.
This is a continuous process and has no deadline.
Note:
If the "" button in the body of the page is not working, you can click on the "Unemployed registration" link down the page.

Observation: Under the "Qualifications" drop down menu, there is no Higher National Diploma (HND) as part of the listed qualifications. I hope they will correct this soonest- if it is not intentional.

Lalasticlala (Help move to the promise land), ClassCaptain, Mynd44

What do they need the applicant's email for?

Beautiful!!!!

They should have started with wearing only pampas
. looks like they are both tailors.. Love sweet jare

Seun , U so believe in God, because if u didn't, u wouldn't be spending this much time on this... Who cares what u think anyways?? Abeg stop deceiving urself bro

GAZZUZZ:
Some men get useless destiny, nothing for the wife to use sef

Nice piece.

Lol

Nice story OP. Looks like a script for a Yoruba mofie

Rilwayne001:


well I guess Adam and eve would be in hell on the day of judgement, or what do you think?

I don't knw bro. I'm not God. I don't knw how they lived their lives b4 they died. God forgives sin when u truly repent

Seun:
God created the first human couple and placed them in a garden with a talking snake and a tree that they were never to eat from. The talking snake convinced them to eat from the tree. For this, God cursed them and all human babies that would ever be born. Centuries later, God made a pact with a small tribe of shepherds in the desert - the jews. He would be their God if they followed his very strict laws.

God was surprised that the jewish pact didn't cause God to forgive all human beings, so thousands of years later, God prepared a new plan. God would impregnate a virgin, and she would give birth to God. God would grow up to be crucified for calling himself the Son of God. God's brutal murder by humanity would pay for humanity's sins against God. Then God would rise again after 3 days but only appear privately to his followers, proving that God was indeed the Son of God. Then God would chill for 30 days as God's followers met in a closed room, and afterwards God would descend on them in little flames of fire and cause them to preach God's good news in many languages.

Because of God's sacrifice, God would forgive any person who believed that God died for humanity's sins against God. After death, God would send the believers to a place where they would spend all eternity telling God how awesome he is. God would throw those who didn't believe this story or were not told about it into a lake of fire where they would be burnt alive for all eternity, demonstrating God's justice and love.

In an alternate reality, God said, "I'm angry that you ate from the tree". Adam and Eve said, "sorry sir". God said, "ok I forgive you". The end.

At the bolded - in an alternate realilty the man didn't answer in that way ... If he had, the story would have ended there I'm sure.... But in the man's egocentricity (as it is with men usually ) he said " ...... its the woman U gave me...... " the reason men are left to find their own wives now... Since adam put d blame on God for his (adam's) stupidity

Oh God have mercy!!! may their souls RIP

Kyliegame:


Yes 100% sure, its a sad news. Already fellow actors are beginning to react to the sad news. Check Toyin Aimakhu's Instagram page to .

Awwsh! So sad. May her soul rest in peace

OP Are u sure abt this??