NewStats: 3,259,434 , 8,170,089 topics. Date: Saturday, 24 May 2025 at 11:50 PM 10263g

How long does each session last?

ccjoe:
I'm not like that bro..I'm jxt being persecuted. Why crucify me in my times of trials..bye

Did you cum inside her? if not, she's trying to set you up.

Freelane33:
I’m on pep gardiolar currently due to a mistake I can avoid .
Damn sex is overrated brothers .
The kain suffer whey I suffer today before I see the pep . Rain dealt with me . From one Pharm to other on the island until I called my big sis who works in a public health care sector who facilitated the easy collection for me around 2 pm . I enter roughly 45 pharmacies today .
Omo Na to go buy cds plenty like this . Even with my girl self Na cd till we are ready to marry
. It’s good to do a thorough washing of your p.part after making love but most niggas don’t do such . They just wash the shaft of the prick and dress up . That’s not hgygenic
Anytime I fvck a Pussy I didn’t trust even with condom after washing my body I rob my laps and some part of my cock with damatol though it’s always painful but I can’t withstand having any yama yama on the neat meaty fleshy thing

Damatol doesn't work. If you want to wash your privates well, after using washing it with soap, massage your dick and balls with methylated spirit. As long as you just had sex, the bacterials will still be on top your flesh so the methyl spirit can easily kill them, both bacterial, virus, and fungi. I learnt this the hard way.

Any pathogen that can survive methylated spirit deserves to be alive.

Everything in moderation. Excess ruins everything, excess attention, excess money, excess spending, excess love, excess communication.

You must be fine as Bleep if that's true.

Onitemhi:
marry keh

Your body is forcing you to repoduce, and it doesn't care about your financial situation. It's just biology.

siofra:
BTS rapper and leader RM also known as Kim Namjoon beats DC superhero actor Henry Cavill to become world's most handsome man.

The survey was conducted by the TC Chandler site.

I noticed it's mostly men (white men especially) who had a problem with this outcome. As for me I love it, Namjoon is such a pretty man♥️

What's your obsession with feminine looking men? And what's with the obsessions to feminize men? Are you intimidated by masculinity? You want men to be women so badly until you actually get your wish then you start begging them to take back their masculine role. I hope no one listens to women about what or how a man should look. These modern women are cancers.

daylay7:
I was in love with this guy so much that we do everything together. Aside from the fact that we share the same goals, religion put us far from each other. He was a muslim and I, a christian. I loss my virginity to him (we were both naive in that practice anyway). My parents forbid me and we drifted apart but I loved him still.

I met another guy afterward who shares the same belief with me and we got married three years later. Infact, my ex came for the wedding and celebrated me even during the reception( my husband already know his story and was not surprised when he saw him at the wedding).

A year after the birth of my son, I had an official assignment in another location where my ex's sister resided and because I could not complete the assignment that day, I decided to sleep over at her place. But on getting there, I saw my ex sitting in the living room. It was already late as at that time and I couldn't go back or book for a hotel and I decided to chilled out, telling myself that nothing must happen between us that day. My greatest mistake!

The apartment was just 3 bedroom. A master bedroom for the sister, a room for the children and the other for a visitor. Now we are having two visitors who once shared a thing for each other. My ex invited me into the room but I declined telling him I would rather sleep on the floor in the living room or he should bring a matrass for me. He brought the mattress in the visitors room into the living room and we both slept on it. One thing led to another in the middle of the night.... . And it happened! Coincidentally, my husband called at that time. I had to switched off my phone.

When I got back home the next day, I apologized to my husband that I had a flat battery and he didn't say anything but my husband never looked at me the same again. He never quarreled or said anything even after couple of years later. But the way he talks sometimes as if he kws I am hiding a secret from him and he wants me to open up to him. My fear is that if I should open up, I might lose my marriage and my family. What happened between my ex and I was a one time thing. I never went back or saw him again. It has been 10 years now and I am still feeling bad about it especially when he talked about cheating couple.

This feeling is eating me up. I don't know if I should still open up to him or I should forever remain silent about it....

cc: Relationship matters

You wanted to fvkc your ex that's why you went to the sisters house. You know how men are and how persistent they are. You knew that if you said no, he would still find ways to get into your pussy. You are not new to the ways of man. So you knew exactly what you were doing hwen you went there.

julybaba:


Men are hunters.
An hunter hunts and kills or captures.
It doesn't matter if he needs the prey or not. It's an hobby

You in her DM begging for coochie, begging for attention, begging her to take your destiny is NOT hunting. Can you confidently tell your great grand father that this thing you're doing is the same hunting they did back in the days? Please go into a thick forest with actual gun and then compare experience. 600 men "hunting" for one female? Where has that been heard of? The avg girl has up to 30 simps begging for her time, that's not hunting. That's demeaning. You have zero self worth. You place no value in your entire being.

I cry for men sometimes. The way they rush women online has changed the balance of life. Girls be feeling like their pussy is gold-plated because of how much attention they get. They feel like gods because of this small-minded insecure men. The day I saw my GF's FB DM, I decided to shun women online. If I don't talk to you offline, I will never talk to you online.

Because they didn't choose their parents, but they can choose who their spouse would be.

I just handed feminist their biggest talking point.

If I go to America, I'll probably cry everywhere I'm going because of how organized, structured, clean, and civil it is.

Jennyclay:
Go to the trenches where you belong and eat your desired amount of food that would lock your stomach!

Living large can't be for everyone!! So please stop complaining for just 2k food.

I ate a small quantity of rice & beef yesterday for 7k at a nice restaurant here in ajah. I didn't complain.

You Broke men should stop embarrassing yourselves!! Enter a low budget canteen and eat to your satisfaction with ₦150 and stop ranting please!!

This is very insensitive. During the class-war, your body will not be spared.

Badboibipo:


You have low self esteem, girls don’t notice unattractive people. They are moved by what they see, so stop feeling like a loser and accept that you’re not so ugly as you think. Start asking girls why they ire you and you will understand that they think you’re somehow attractive

I'm just a realistic person. I don't get moved by iration or eye raping from women. I know why girls ire me, I've been told my eyes are very attractive, but I still don't consider myself good looking. I have my own version of what a good looking guy looks like and I don't cut it at all.

Xenry:
I have noticed two common behaviors that exhibits among iPhone s. Why is it that they don't like to change their default ring tones?

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Another question is, why don't they like to put the God d*nm phone in their pockets?

It's your insecurity that noticed that. I see a lot of andriod s that don't put their phones in their pocket, either because its too big or it makes their tros sag. But you don't notice them becasue you feel their product is inferior (something that has to do with your own low self-esteem). But when you see an iphone do it, it catches your mind because you've accepted that iPhone is a superior gadget, which it isn't.

Stupld posts like this is why I can't hold my phone in my hand even when I feel uncomfortable with it in my pocket, because some low self esteemed dude might be somewhere feeling intimidated.

Badboibipo:
The worst thing that ever happened to my ego is knowing girls can ire my face and still reject me. That shit bruised my ego. My entire life I felt like Superman because I knew girls derived joy in looking at my face, and I felt like any girl I ever approach will be thanking me for approaching her. But as I’m getting older , I don’t know if it’s age or whatever but I’m starting to make peace with the idea that I can be ired by girls and still get rejected by them. This singular fact has destroyed my ego, and in as much as people still ire me I don’t sincerely feel attractive inside anymore. I guess this is what normalcy feels like

You being ired by girls don't mean you're attractive. I get ired a lot too, but I'm not attractive.

If you see ST beside her name, it means short time.

Enitanmii:
Most Nairaland men are just bunch of simps who claim to be Alpha male to boost their dashed and shattered egos. It's been just a few hours I ed and they're already flocking my PM. If y'all on here claims to be Alphas, who then are the ones simping in our (Ladies) PM?

Spits!

It's the simps that you are flocking your DM. And you're bashing them like they predicted lol

Instagram filters has been banned in the State of Texas. I'm praying Nigeria follows this. It takes 0 effort to issue a nation-wide ban on filters. They create a low-trust society, they ruined everything.

It's good to be a fine boy. You will slay so much "liberated" pussy, aka modern women.

Stallionhorse:
Ehmm! Guys you know say me AND kpekus matter nah like 5and6.. So this my new babe we met two weeks ago and everything just click we started vibing this weekend we spent the entire Sunday together.. And it was explosive tho I felt like, tho some bad news guys I've never been told by a girls after three rounds of sex that she didnt cum I felt disappointed.. My name stallion was give to me by a girl. Cause of the was I take dey handle kpekus matter, I mean I even make some quirt I've never come across a girl in my life I couldn't make cum.. This one weak me sha!! After the third round I was confused, I've hive. Her heads, done it fast, slow. Lasted to up to an hour pounding her.. It no result.. There I was In the bathroom looking at myself In the morrow feeling like I lost a billion dollars.. Then I decided to swallow my pride and ask Ber what makes her cum fast,she said if she is ontop..I quickly got in the mood for a forth round AMD asked her to climb on top.. This babe just Climb me come dey dance like fish, e no take 5minutes she cum.. Omo!! The thing shock me sha.. Is it that I'm loosing my touch or she is just too sexually advance for

She is sexually advanced. She knows her body that's why she knows what will make her cum. Trust me, it's rare for a girl to know how body to that point. They're usually so shy and timid around anything sex. The believe it's the guy's job to make them cum, but some girls have explored their bodies so well they know how to cum in 5 minutes from sex.

gaby:
Classless

Nah, it's actually good. Where else would the average nigerian be able to banter with the highest serving member of the land other than Twitter? You wan try am face to face?

ivolt:

A billionaire from Anambra will not be treated any differently than an average person in a shopping mall in Lagos
for obvious reason. While the same man could command huge respect in his hometown.

Yes, this is what my point was driving at.

Keeff:
The truth still remains that masturbation is not the cause of his predicament

Yeah, you know his body more than he does.

ivolt:

This is pure lie.
Rich people carry unequal influence everywhere in the world.
Speed darlington is an average man just trying to survive.
Gates or Zuckerberg will never be found in a laundromat. They own their own side of an island!

Are Gates and Zuckerberg the only wealthy people in America? Don't you understand the differnce between wealth and fame? Some people are wealthy and unknown. They can walk into a bar and you'll never know. Even actors that don't have money get treated like gods because of fame. WE're talking about money here not fame

Due to poverty, it is only here they treat rich people like gods. But in advanced countries where everyone has basic amenities, you're just another guy on the street.