NewStats: 3,260,892 , 8,172,871 topics. Date: Tuesday, 27 May 2025 at 11:30 PM r1f3w

op, u need to take control of ur life,find something to do, get back to your business if necessary, if ur still interested in getting a job go all out , u have nothing to lose and the whole world to gain,network and dont rely on the online formats only.i dont knw if ur only interested in working in ur field of study, if not there are so many things u could do out there.as for the "sex for job" issue, dont do it

i dey fickle house dey chop , jollof rice with my betrothed and these 2 mofos above me dey argue,saying to me babe ***^{darling this meal is nice***}

hello everyone,

@fickle u mean ur daughter(my betrothed) cant cook,

Enough with the G.a.y stuff

Cuddlemii:

Abeg keep shut. Noise makers like you are not all dt jare. Ordinary woman like Iya dey perform exploits na talk full your own mouth. By their,  you shall know them.

, na action u want, u know how to find me, would make u sing in languages u dont understand

Cuddlemii:

If I use my feet slap you, you will get reality as your shoe maker. because my size no dey, na customize I dey do.

the only way u feet would reach my waist is if  i am carrying u , plus i no understand the bolded

Cuddlemii:

Hi. Hope you made me proud on your bday & got your hubby dancing makossa for a week .

is that what it is called now smh

190 u and reality e don do.

@ reality easy on the cuddlemii love ooo, we dont want some bow-tie wearing guy to come here and start vexing

my friend why dont u break ur promise to GOD and see the consequences, fresh body/booty , kissing and beauty are not enough reasons to break a pledge/covenant.***^{see temptation***}

the boy is growing up, its part of life, rejection is part of the game, perseverance bring result, as pendo opined abt fishes, if a fisherman catches no fish in a day, would he stop fishing-NO, same for everything else

hello people

iya witch abeg begin the intro, i am gathering information to write a naija style harry potter book, ur input would be nice,jonsing

cant sleep,
@reality we dont take breakfast by 1.46 am unless u be  

I was in the public toilets today and as I sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said "Hi, how are you?".
Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine".
The voice said "So what are you up to?".
I said, "Just doing the same as you - sitting here!
Then I'm asked "Can I come over?".
Annoyed, I say "I'm rather busy right now".
Then the voice said, "Listen, I'll have to call you back, there's an  slowpoke in the cubicle next to me answering all my questions".

ina son ki- hausa

Goldieluks:

erm dongutti ,take my name off your list,sharply. i am Taken and the name of my guy is Donguutti

toba:

Good idea. I love them old. Im dating a 39 old lady in my office. Pls dont tell anybody i told u

ok na, leave the young ones me amor, cuddlemii, anna,Natasha for us

toba:

Keep dreaming

i would , especially if am dreaming of my dream girl,

dem never find wife for u, i got an idea, propose to tpia or chibaby

MR dickle, since u dont want me as ur son-inlaw ,could u give me some tips to make Goldie fall in love with me

The first one sir, em em what her name again ****

Mr Dickle:

Sorry son! I ed this forum less than an hour ago after so much persuasion from mrs fickle my love! I dont think i've come across Mr Cork! Sorry!

then u would not mind me asking to be betrothed to your daughter ,thanks in advance for accepting

@MR dickle, are u by anyway related to MR cork?

@fickle, please solve this toba matter quickly and attend to me ^{***i don tire to wait***}

aunty fickle, can i get betrothed to your second daughter, i can wait for her, am not almost 35(unlike toba)

Blame it all on our media,books, society etc, whatever you see, hear or experience influences your perception, and ur perception influences ur reality,many people want to live their dream or their ideal life, so they seek the "ideal" partner, job, and other idealitic(pardon my english) things.But the problem is that you cant live ur dream/ideal life u can only dream it.

secondly the only ideal or perfect being is GOD, o instead of to find the ideal or perfect partner, we should be searching for the most complementary partner.

^^^ el guapo , u could actually know d sex of your computer.

Open notepad, type "CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice".Speak "I love you" or " I hate you", for el guapo write " i love yinkalink"
Save as "any name".vbs
Find where you saved the file.
Double click.
Turn on your speakers.

mine is a male voice, 

b4 i forget -pidgin or native languages allowed

Better question, are we more attracted to inner or outer beauty,(Attracted to  vs Value)

if u meet a lady for the first tym , what attracts u to her in the first place is the outer beauty, as the saying goes " the eye chops before the mouth but only the mouth can  taste/chew/swallow".
with that said outer beauty is very good, but when u get to meet an not-so-beautiful lady, that possesses amazing qualities, u have no other choice but to go for her.

yes i value inner beauty better than outer one cos the outer one would always fade, but character, intelligence, attitude,and other inner values only grow with time,

@ iyatrustee, i am not high chief, actually am babe,
@sexkillz, why cant u let ur dear friend speak for herself, she is online  ^{***some men taking panadol extra over another woman's headache}

annawhite:

yeh!yeh! U dnt kno a damn tang! [b]D other day u were calin 190 on fone 2 help u with dat![b]
@dyt
who turn u agbero,stop breakin thngs in d rm,it makes u luk weak!

how can i call a robot,,,,,,,,,,,need to sleep, should be awake by 5.30 gud nite girls(reality inclusive)

op, well done, i have always wanted to do something as extreme as that ,any other tym una catch "something", e.g bush baby,fox,big frog,three headed chicken abeg invite me make i partake in the feast.