NewStats: 3,265,488 , 8,186,922 topics. Date: Sunday, 15 June 2025 at 09:31 AM 6u1310

BAZ001:


This one no know anything but jump at every topic.
Cho Cho Cho typical Lagos Yoruba agbero mouth.
They make loudest noise yet not making sense

So there is high chance of getting visa and you never get one since msheeewwww.

You this ùnfortunate ọ́rphan. I guess you're bored again right?

VeeVeeMyLuv:
You are just decieving yourselves! For how long?

What's the amount in value? And dollars? The same level! Nothing changed.

The high double, triple figures seem high to you guys in of naira, because of naira devaluation from N750 to N1700 to a dollar presently N2000 at some point.

You can't fool the people, you guys are just fooling yourselves.

@ N750 to a dollar for instance revenue acrue from crude $1b x 750 = 750 billion naira

@N1700 to a dollar, revenue acrue from crude will now be the same $1b x 1700 = 1.7 trillion
naira

As you can see nothing changed, the situation remained the same, except the destruction of purchasing power

nedu666:
What a load of rubbish. You devalue your currency by 200% then start celebrating increase in revenue. $1billion was 750 billion in May 2023. Today $1billion is 1.7 trillion.
Firs generated 12 trillion last year @ 750 is 16 billion dollars. If they meet this year target of 25 trillion @ 1500. That is 15 billion dollars

Whatsapp update

GreyWolf01:


If I say your response is the height of idiocy, I might be termed to be harsh.

The drivel you spewed, are they the indices for human capital development?

Allocation and distribution of rive will reduce cost of living?

In fact, I change my mind, you are an idiot.

So you skipped the part where your governors are receiving extra 40% of their allocation to focus on only rice? Continue

OkCornel:


How many people were employed by Tinubu’s government in the past 1 year.

Awaiting figures

Only 1 mád mán at Upper Iweka bridge

Philipponzaghi:
What a remarkable turnaround! President Tinubu is truly a visionary leader. The numbers speak for themselves—tripling revenue and slashing the budget deficit is no small feat. This is the kind of economic miracle we need! The suspension of taxes shows a commitment to businesses and stimulate growth. Trust the process indeed; the future looks bright for Nigeria under his stewardship!

Hopes will surely be renewed!

OkCornel:
Dear sycophants

On August 29 2023, Tinubu’s government promised to create 50 million jobs and revive the economy.

This is almost one year. How far with your messiah’s plan?

Where is the economic revival? Where are the jobs?

https://nairaland.unblockandhide.com/7821154/tinubu-sets-3-year-economic-revival

The president Tinubu's istration has deployed an indirect employment technique such that will teach youths how to catch fish and not only give them fish

1. 3mtt.nitda.gov.ng
2. Supa.itf.gov.ng

Training of youths and creating employment for them. If you believe he has not done enough in 1 year, there's another president in Agulu who can provide you with all collars of jobs. Go to him.

GreyWolf01:
And this has affected people's welfare and standard of living, how?

This wail1ng should be channeled to your state governor's office because the president has increased his allocation by over 40%. He also gets bags of rice.

If you can't hold him responsible, wait for disbursement to LG Chairmen, it's easier to beat those ones.

Cheers 🥂

On the ongoing fiscal reform:-

Oil revenue made up 30% of total revenue in Q12024, compared to 11% in Q1 of 2023.

Non-oil revenue in 2024 has been sured by 30% in H1 2024.

Revenue for H1, 2023 was N3.4 trillion, Revenue for H1, 2024 is N9.1 trillion.

Despite an expanded budget in 2024. From N22 trillion in 2023 to N35 trillion in 2024, Budget deficit as we speak is down to 4.6%. 2023 budget deficit was 6.1%, Government is on track to reduce deficit to 4% by the end of this year.

FIRS is on track to make N25 trillion this year, last year they made N12 trillion.

Government expected revenue this year is N28 trillion.

We haven’t pursue aggressive widening of tax net, we haven’t increased tax rate, we haven’t added new taxes. We have Infact suspended VAT a lot of commodities, removed Witholding taxes for MSMEs, suspended excise duties for telcos, suspended cyber levy tax, suspended stamp duty fee on some transactions. We also haven’t implemented our new national tax policy

What PBAT has done in one year is considered an economic miracle.

No president in history of the world, that I know of, has been able to bring budget deficit down by 2% ( from 6.1% to 4.%) and Debt repayment : Revenue ratio from 98% to 68% in his first year in the midst of stagflation ( inflation and unemployment).

Revenue again is EVERYTHING

Trust the process !!!!

Source:
Opebee | Twitter

LagosPrince:

I live in Lagos and I'm telling today that the Yorubas Lagos indigine don't like tinubu. They speak ill of him and vowed to vote against him again in 2027.

Keep replying yourself.

hisgrace090:
The only solution Nigerians want from Tinubu is for him to return this 3 things we're he met them,
1, petrol price.
2, naira to dollar price.
3, electricity price..
Your palliatives annoys Nigerians, just do this and know peace.

Who did you vote for in the last election?

The:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPekVbJIyV0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrgp1pMZNSw?si=dwyMXrHKXV9oGerY

The:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePzJwds2-3k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQuEcS6MjAE?si=spIgDr8b2pk32OM7

Omoapena:



America actually, he said 5years visiting but I doubt that

5 years visiting for conference visa? Lol
Except if you're getting a B1 or B2 visa (Business) which is valid for that long but you can't stay more than 6 months.

The visa person expects that you seek asylum within that period. In America, you can stay as long as your asylum request is still in process which can take up to 3 years

And within that period, you may marry a whitehead. You Gerrit?

Omoapena:
Guys,

What's the consequences of getting, probably a visiting visa for conference meeting with the intention to japa on arrival...

The chances of getting the visa is high but in order to stay put, you need to seek asylum or hide your head around till you marry a whitehead. To seek asylum, you need to declare as a bí-sexual Or gay or show proofs that Tinubu is after your life. The last part is how Rinu, DJ Switch and others do japa.

Best of luck

Danisaint112:
From the look of things, this is likely going to play out. With the way they have been holding meeting with Militia chiefs and using military presence to instill fear in the mind of Nigerians.

One place I am certain it will turn a disaster if someone get shot, is the core North. Those Abokis, bike riders & Almajiris don't hear sorry.

I believe soldiers there would respect themselves like they have always been doing over there but flex their military muslcle in the South as usual.

One of the many reasons no South East states will participate in the protest. We have eaten blame, accused wrongly and died for Nigeria enough.

Let those who feel the need to protest or feel it's the solution to Nigeria's problem do the protest. Yes you all have our have our full . Perhaps, APC might listen and start getting things right.

But a lady from South East can submit an official request to the police to enable her lead protest in Lagos.

Legend

krince:
If this is true na wahala o. I think they should face only those that don’t invite them for stage certification.

One influential man who is building near my site has never invited these people to come and inspect his construction and funny enough it has never been sealed. They should find a way to make everybody follow the laid down procedure rather than looking at your political status.

Overall lagos is doing a good job in building supervision but there is room for improvement

Nothing but the truth n

Atk1nson:
Where is donbrowser?

Even if he is a failed uber driver, he was still an exciting member here.

Lol. Don't start what you can't finish.

Someone asks for advice ing V6 for Uber.

Scenario 1:
Me: Don't try it
Them: shut up, I know someone using it, don't mind dB....

Pearl: You won't make good money, get something lower
Them: That's very correct, it's suicidal to use V6 for this job


Scenario 2:
Someone asks which low budget cars can he use for the hustle

Me: based on your budget, you can get Eod or DC, just watch out for the legs
Them: how can you advice him like that, you're delu$ional,...

Few days ago...
Check their response on similar enquiry.

We all know what we're doing. Thanks for checking on me. I'm good and how's your family too?

Conner44:


Eiiyah at least you wear cloth for this one, imagine what could have happened if it was on your bolt profile that they saw this kind of review












Donbrowser where are you? One full month nobody see your brake light on the forum . . . Why? I hope you are still with us in spirit sha, because many people that followed you to 'RoNu' from here are still with us in body

I'm doing just fine

twilliamx:

You came to delete your truth because you are trying to hide it. We have it on record. Never mind

You can imagine

confusedlady:
The fraud that Ibos tried to repackage and off as a messiah........😆 lol.

Justiceganduje:
Most haven't eaten for days.

Where did they get the strength to hail him from?

OasisX:


.......see wetin Obimumûs dey share for their yeye WhatsApp Groups again. LMFAO! Dem too dry and empty sha.

No be Same X badge few of our Federal Honorables get?! Perhaps any Lawmakers in Naija on X that don't have it should go and resign coz Twitter's Recognition is all matter to validate their legitimacy.......LMFAO!

Even Akin Alabi uses something similar. The verification tag of the president costs just 8k/month, the next to it is yellow/gold which is about 700k/month then this grey one which is about 1m+ per month.

They want the president to cut cost and still go about waíling like lọ́st spìrits

Conner44:
donbrowser how far, longest time. Hope you're good? I no dey see your brakelight again anywhere on the forum even in the politics section.

I hope you haven't lost steam, it's just 1 minute past Year 1 7 more years to go

Work choke bro. Also preparing for a big step. My for Tinubu is unwavering though.

RealityKings:
I don't see any issue here. He looks good to me na

A king in Yorùbá land cannot expose his head in public. These folks want to practice foreign religion while being traditional kings.

Iwillbreak43:
How you go chop Sallah meat today now

I never know sef 😔

missiret:
🤣🤣🤣🤣

murphyung:
😂 😂 😂

My belle ooo

Hold something oh

Sallah is here but it’s like I will be salivating instead. Two days ago I overhead my dad negotiating with the ram seller before they finally agreed that the ram should be delivered for two hundred and thirty thousand naira.

The ram has been in my care since it was delivered but my dad has been vexing per minute. He hisses momentarily and grumbles at every sight of the ram.

I even caught him on more than four occasions shaking his head each time the ram is mentioned.

I know the ram cost him a lot and he’s been trying to hide the pain of paying that much for a Sallah ram. I won’t be exaggerating if I say I heard the loudest “Ahhhhhhhhhh!” in my life when my mom returned home with twenty thousand naira pepper that could barely feed five people.

At that point it dawned on me that my dad was not having a funky time as regards balancing the finances for this Sallah period.

While he was discussing with my mom, my friend Jubril came around. Please permit me to say RIP to him in advance because he’s dea*d to me for now until I finally get a hold of him.

Jubril was fantasizing the ram while also imagining how huge and strong it would be for a good ram fight. I reasoned along with him and couldn’t agree less. The d*evil pushed him further 😭 to request that we put the ram’s strength to test. I resisted the first temptation.

He pressed further by stating we can make urgent 30k if the ram wins a fight and a fight. He will provide the stake while we cheer the ram. At this stage, the only voice in my head was Ileya 30k to rock the town and nothing more.

I even added that my dad is not ready to disburse funds for frivolities right now and this deal should be a quick one. I quickly untied the goat from our water tank stand and followed Jubril to the battle ground.

Just before Jubril staked and the ram fight started, I had the chance to make a final u-turn when I learnt our opposing ram is called undertaker but the 30k voice was stronger than the soft voice.

The fight continued ferociously. In all sincerity, my dad’s ram fought like it’s worth the money spent on it and it was already looking like we were coasting to victory until Undertaker did a “Ramos” on our “Salah” ram.

Ha! We heard “gbaaa”! The right horn of my father’s ram had broken. I dashed forward like a gala seller chasing vehicle in traffic, the next blow from undertaker missed our ram and landed on my right tight, I was rolling on the floor in pain but still managed to sight Jubril jumping over the fence fleeing the battle field.

While I was struggling for my life and the ram; Undertaker launched the final blow on my father’s ram that rendered it lifeless instantly. My wailing switched gear, people there thought I was crying from undertaker’s blow not knowing my father’s “Ahhhhhhhhhh!” was re-echoing in my head.

I struggled to get up and make the ram lean on a wall while I went on my kneels begging the ram to wake up. After 20 minutes of being “lonely on the field”, I gave up and was headed home. I made hundreds of wishes while walking away so my problem could disappear but life is not Nollywood.

I was about opening our house gate when I heard someone crying profusely and loudly like an apprehended community thief, alas! My brother was receiving the beating of his life from my dad because he splashed the pepper after being sent to grind it.

I sneaked to the kitchen through the back door to explain what happened to the ram, I believe I had chosen a better option of my parents.

My mum was very furious, she thought for a while and told me not to worry as her extraordinary saver’s fund with nVAULT had attained maturity the previous day hence she can afford to buy another ram without using her own funds.

She instantly ed the ram seller and paid for another ram of two hundred and fifty thousand naira from her 18% profit of three hundred and sixty thousand naira after investing two million naira.

The ram was delivered 5 minutes ago but the new problem is how to paint the new ram to look like the old one and also return the “MK” that was written on its body. Can anyone help? 🤲

DMerciful:
You guys don't know the consequences of companies leaving. You realize it later

Will you shùt up and read the news?

Despite the fact that important parts are written in bold print, you still choose to wáil

Youngxx:
Good evening everybody!
Abeg I need help from all the business people here, there's this pure  water motor I want to buy which I will tag along dis post. The motor is going for like 2.5 to 3m in the market there at ladipo, but what i have right now is 1m and I'm looking for a business partner who can complete the money and here is the agreement 🤝 500k every on the 8th of the month now till November, we go do the buying together and the person go hold the papers till that November. And that's if we buy the motor for that 3m...... Your interest na 500k for five months!
08123388065
Ajah Lagos

CDCare app. They will buy it in their company's name while you pay on installments. However, you will need 50% of total vehicle money before they can hand it over to you.

Best of luck.