NewStats: 3,259,438 , 8,170,123 topics. Date: Sunday, 25 May 2025 at 02:20 AM q6v3j

Jennyclay:
Oh No! Not again .

Why are Men so wicked and evil? I hate men!!

This man should be sentenced to death immediately!

Your Popsy an woman??

Oh "I hate men" yen yen yen"

kenny714433:

Too much of eating chicken.

This makes me my JSS3. 😂

It was the month of burning hunger and scorching hot dry season.

A JSS1 student who went home for treatment returned back. After few days, he was itted into the infirmary for chicken pox.

After few days, his friends ed the pox. It kept spreading, till it resembled zombie apocalypse 😂

In the midst of about 600 students, you no longer trust anyone. The school clinic was now filled to the brim and the school didn't sign students out for treatment.

Immediately you see a funny rashes during public bath, you knew it was your time. It came like death, picking people at random. Once you've been infected, the news spreads like wildfire and they begin to treat you like the lepers in the Bible 😂

The scorching heat, the sweet and bitter scratch experience and worst still the discrimination made pox resemble the worst thing that could ever happen to humans then.

When the school got overwhelming number of those infected, they had to start massive fumigation and istration of good antibiotics.

If you've seen any scary Vampire movie, you will understand this story. Just a and you are gone.... When you see a funny looking rash on your body, you then realise that the world has come to an end for you 😂😂

I dont know why, but I laughed so much reading this

Better late than never... Congratulations brother!!

Some of the reasons why in my next life, i'd still wanna be a man

The bad side: You will become socially deficient.
You will gain more weight than you ever imagined.
Boredom will be your surname. You will come to realise that Nigeria looks like a cursed place and those ing politicians are very stupid.

Seun doesn't know the Potentials of this place. Make una just dey play. [/quote]

Honestly, this is what I'm going through right now.

I earn in dollars. Make all the money and live very comfortably.

But these exact words is what my life represents now.

Sometimes, I just visit a t, not to even drink, as I don't do alcohol, but just to watch what happens...

Chai! This life Life ehn

ecolime:
This size of yam used to sell for N300 each few years ago. E no easy oo

Buharists still buy them at N150 per tuber even in this 2023.



That's how Agbadorians will enjoy a better Nigeria when the chief Agbadorian wriggles his way into power.

See what killed him... Dog with Muscles like John Cena.

God forbid I keep such aggressive macho dogs.

Rest in Peace sir

Glory be to God oh madam MumEmdy... There shall be no loss in Jesus name.

Similar shit happened to me earlier this year... I wanted to do a recharge of 5k from my bank ..

Guess what, I went and recharged 50k

2face is truly 2 phased... Baba lost integrity since 1262

I'm really not a lover of meat. So I bought fresh catfish

Four big catfish at 3k each.

Aerosil:

Batify ko, catify ni

I see, shebi suffer never do you

FirmTR:
Congratulations.

Dem nor dey write decency for face oo.

No mind

If decency na for face, me and my ex-fiancee for still dey

This one road bump.... This na road block

He must have thought

"The higher the stronger"



Poor bricklayer.

frazee:
Fore i dont feel lonely. I love the serenity.
Its peaceful. The sweet part that you are at home with no pressure and nobody stress.
Once its 3pm i am done, before people starts coming home from work..
Its fun for me

Yeah, it's fun bro. I enjoy it too. But sometimes, I jus feel like not working at all...

Don't you feel that way sometimes too? If you do, how do you beat that??

So I work from the comfort of my home, and yes, it is very very rewarding. But then, you make the money and largely live indoors, the loneliness is terrible to say the least.

This is especially when all your neighbors have gone to work and you are the only one remaining in the whole estate.

Those of us who work from home, please how do you beat the loneliness?

BusinessPlan22:

Brother pls belive me.
I did my wedding recently, I spent 400k in all. Who I wan impress hello?
Nobody cares. You dictate how ur wedding should be after you have settle her family, if she nor gree. Better be wise

Lol... Are you serious? Kindly tell us How did you do it

nenyewrites:




I just realized this is you. So no more working class or business saavy? You decided not to be a gold digger again? Eeyah. At least you stuck to the respect aspect. Congrats!

Lol... In picking a life partner, men must know that ladies must not tick hundred percent of their boxes.

By the way, I'm not a gold digger, I never was, and by the grace of God, I never will be. Yes, I don't have all the money in the world, but then again, I'm not hungry.

I'm just a young man looking for daily bread and wishing for myself and others around me, a better life... Peace out ✌️

Fefa:


That's a brave thing to do!
Similar to my story; now 13 years ago and still counting...
Wish you all the best and you won't regret it; she won't disappoint you!!
I still love my husband and feel loved by him even though we didn't court for long.
Ride on!!!

Amen sister... Thanks a lot.

I wonder how negative some people can be

Czartrips:
Mumu man. U wan marry 21 year old girl. Except u are extremely rich. Just don't be too ashamed to come give us the breakfast story. Be every sure i will laugh... If u can't date her till she is 24/25

I'm not "extremely rich" like you put it. But at least, I'm also above the middle class. I'll just say I'm comfortable, because God is helping me.

See it's not by money, my friend. If na by money. We won't be seeing a lot of things in marriages that we see today.

And no, you'll be disappointed if you are one of those who expect to later hear sad story about this.

Good morning bro.

Wow! All doz bashings for only me

DollarBuddy, thank God you've got a thick skin.

And to think that this is my first thread to make FP really beats me

Well, please for those who think I'm taking the wrong decision, and who think that the best way to let me understand is via insults, thank you.

For the constructive ones, I appreciate u.

And for those who are in the same boat with me, abeg, make we carry dey go

I don't care what anyone says at all. DollarBuddy doesnt care. I'm not a carefree person either. If you go through my previous threads, you'd see that I only go for what I think is best for me.

If to say I go for a 30 year old lady, the same people bashing me here would have come for my head. "Oh, how OP married an evening newspaper."

And if I had chosen to wait until she clocks 25, and along the line, we broke up, "oh how OP is a SIMP and she dumped him".

See ehn, my people, I didn't create this thread to seek anyone's approval or condemnation on this. I wanted to just let other NLers know that at last, I've found my chicken porerro

My mind is made up guys. Please save your insults if you don't see things from my point of view.

A lady who is currently 20 is an adult. She'll be 21 when we plan to settle down. What's with all the bashings?

Do you think that the maturity of a lady is by how old she is? Then y'all should goan and get married to those ladies y'all tagged as "evening newspapers".

I can assure you that the said lady thinks and acts faaar more than some who are over 25. Spiritually and Academically she is also there. A 20-year old lady in her Final year and with a CGPA of 4.75 is also exceptional.

I've seen my preferred one, please! One man's meat is another man's poison. No drink Paracetamol for my headache again.

What's in a lady that I've not seen? Yes, no man knows it all, but again, no man knows nothing.

Your opinion is yours, I respect it.

But I have mine too, and you should respect it.

Good morning peeps. Peace out!!

asuraking:
OK.MAY YOUR MARITAL LIFE BE SWEETER THAN HONEY,AND MAY YOUR BOND WITH YOUR WIFE NEVER BRAKE.HAPPY MARRIAGE LIFEEEEEEE OOOOOO.

Wow! Thanks to your prayers bro. May God answer your heart's desires too.

asuraking:
OK.MAY YOUR MARITAL LIFE BE SWEETER THAN HONEY,AND MAY YOUR BOND WITH YOUR WIFE NEVER BRAKE.HAPPY MARRIAGE LIFEEEEEEE OOOOOO.

Amen!

Wow! Thanks so much bro. May God grant you your heart's desires too.

brain54:

That’s good…



Next time just tell your story without emphasizing on that.


I wish you best of luck with your future wifey.


I just googled sigma male by the way! Hmmm…

Nice, check their characteristics, were sharp go-getters. The opinion of others do not count then we take decisions cos we know what we want and we go all out for it. Thanks for stopping by, bro.

talk2hb1:
I case my rest

rest well jare, drink plenty cold zoo and chop hot kulikuli

asuraking:
there are many instance where a little amount of carefullness save a lot.

I'm not being carefree my friend. I've checked the odds and I'm very sure of my stand, Thanks.

GOFRONT:
Some Nairalanders sef!!!

Someone has seen his choice of lady to marry.........Some are complaining say Op suppose do bestie bestie with the girl first.......they want Op and the girl to commit all sort of fornication first in the name of best friend best friend......

Some even said Op wan just chop her young honeypot, some even complain say Op is a mugu cos he is only after the lady's young backside......

Op, When you keep this lady to clock 30 before marrying her, These same set of dudes would say things like " Chaii Op wan marry evening newspaper"........"Op don go marry lady with a high mileage and many body count" among so many words of discouragement.......Op you cant please the world.

Op pls go ahead and marry her if that's your plan.........Catch her young........But then Op, my advice is pls try and make sure your GENOTYPES match each other...........GENOTYPE matters alot.

Thanks manchie! Help me tell them oh

If to say na 30 years old girl I go for, same people go come for my head, saying I'm getting hitched to an evening newspaper.

Na overselection make many of us still be bachelors, aswearugad. You meet a girl you like but want to keep her waiting till infinity. Who does that??

I'm AA by genotype, and B+ by blood group. Having asked of hers tho. But I know that as the AA that I am, genotype issue no be wahala.


However, trust me every health tests that needs to be done, would be done.

Thanks again bro!

brain54:
Why did you keep specifying “Yoruba girl” ?

Because I'm in love with the tribe

Tenrack:
I'm happy for you. Keep us posted please. And please do me a favour... your pre wedding pics. All the best.

No wahala bro. Thanks!

asuraking:
Wen u suppose to b ha best friend 1st,u go marry ha.lata,u go dey complain of marital issues.truely common sense is not common.

Lol.... Overcarefulness, sometimes make my gender lose the woman meant for them.

I'm one of those few men who believe that when you see a girl you are convinced ticks most of your boxes, why play hanky panky?

Why beat around the bush, why ask for just a loaf of bread when you can as well own the bakery

virginprincess:
Bia op,hope you are not deceiving this girl just to get inbetween her legs.

Lol.. If na to enter in-between her legs, na my house I for invite her come. I'm always at home as my house, is also my office.

If its her cookie jar that I wanted, wetin wan carry me invite her to an eatery when my crib would have done the whole talking