NewStats: 3,264,442 , 8,183,730 topics. Date: Wednesday, 11 June 2025 at 06:28 AM 535n65

The lasting solution is not in taking medication but in maintaining a healthy eating diet or plan, basically ulcers are sores or wounds in the stomach linning, any irritation causes it to hurt you, what u shld do is first is to take a glass of milk every morning, make sure ur tummy is never empty all day long, form a habit of munching crackers not just any biscuits, avoid spicy and fried foods, avoid food that has acidic contents, eg, oranges, carrots, ginger, garlic etc, most especially eat food as at when due, try polycrol gel and mixmag, they help to reduce and manage the pain. also most ulcer medication aggravates the problem, for me antacid is poison in my system if i take it, my entire system rejects it, find a medication dat works for you, stick to it and maintain a healthy eating lifestyle, and yu will be ok, Also manage ur stress level, stress also causes ulcer, wish you luck

Healthy wise & for easy digestion, its best to drink water 30 minutes before meal or 30 minutes after meal, Its now a habit for me, and helps in digestion process & bloating of tummy,

Goldygirl,
my candid advice to you is this, find out whether this guy has his full citizenship papers, If he doesnt hve, d likelihood of ur being used to legalise his stay cannever be ruled out, you hve to protect urself if this is his game plan by;

1. having atleast 1 kid for him so that he will pay alimony and child 4 18yrs, d price & sacrifice of citizenship papers,
2. Protect yourself - have a career and save up money for yourself to fall back to incase of divorce
3. delay d process of his getting his papers, test the waters before you dip in,

His family has no right to give you the conditions of marrying him first b4 coming to nigeria, also d traditional wedding to a foreigner here is not expensive, I smell a rat and its poison here, use your brain, see beyound the love he profess to have for you. I also suggest if you hve the money, suggest to foot part of the bill to see his reaction,

The issue of talking to him or gettng closer to his family to find out about his marital status in nigeria is baseless, his family will not tell you, if all are working as a team to confuse u, they will tell you lies that you want to hear, its a roller coaster ride they gonna take you,

On another angle, if you are convinced that he loves you which i doubt or he has his papers, you hve to learn the culture of ibos like preparing ibo dishes, learn african culture on how to treat a man right. which ever way, he will come home one day to marry his ibo sister, just be ware, shine your eyes, there's no true love between iboman and foreign babe oh,

if he wants us green card or french card or whatever, let his entire family sell all their lands and settle you first, let it be a contract thing my dear, let them pay for it,

Na we nigerians dey advise you,

Hi Paxson,

whats ur rate for fumigating an office area, 1 storey building and a 7 bedroom apartment.
whats also ur rate 4 cleaning 3 bedroom apartment,

do you train people for fumigation & cleaning excercise, i can send some guys over to you,

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Chaircover, I totally agree with you, That woman was willingly to go thru hell in life to make her marriage work, but she has realised that with life you cant win it all, She's gone for good, Richard, stop playing the bruised & wounded victim, Dont make her the guilty one here,

both of you are 2 consenting adults that made love and produced that baby, Most of us here dont believe the crap of your parents forced you into marriage"" Parents gives their opinion, comments and advice but the Final Decision was made by you. If you have bluntly said no to the marriage and stick to it with appropriate actions, this "funny pity me" story would not be told today. As one make his bed, so must he lay on it,

Now that she's gone from your life, since you hve traded d known devil to yet to be seen angel, We wish you Good luck, Just be careful and separate the angels from the bitches, around, Women hve grown wiser, What your ex-wife tolerated, young babes will not not take it, shine your eye oh,

This second time chance will not be like first time,

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Hi N/landers, can someone advice me on what it takes to learn how to fumigate a residential house or office environment,

N16M lol, how much did u invest? how much did u lose? lol

lol, let them try ivf, to avoid natural love making since emotional issues are involved,

Even if its a yoruba movie, it happens in real life, abeg let people learn from it, this things happen around us, to people close to us, lets stop pretending and learn from experienced people here,

Dont bother starting a war b/w 2 women by marrying oh, just marry your mother, its just for the best,

If you cannot draw a line b/w the love for Mum & love for wife, dont marry at all,

Why will they want to give each other heart break? Let all do their own thing & play d game, have ur friends and fun,

I dont have the liver to withstand hs stunts, let him keep his , abegi,

Its never a win win situation, nature made it 4 a man to be the head of a household, Even the Bible says a man that can not provide for his household is worse than an infidel, A man should be able to pay for wedding expenses, A woman can only do so with mutual agreement and understanding, but the man should atleast pay the dowry,

For babes who wants to pay:  Are u prepared to be d bread winner all ur marital life, cos once u start paying now, ure making him lazy and unimportant, Will he appreciate you in the long run? except from exceptionally guys from the moon dat will realise ur worth and still treat you like the Queen and Angel ure to his life,

For the poster,  Do you want power to change hands in your own household? I hope you do not except the sweet honey paying all bills wife of urs to be submissive & respectful to u always, Lets face facts, are u prepared to wash d kids, prepare the meals, wash & clean the house where she's out there chasing money?

Marriage is a contributing effort of all, Love is never free or cheap, Let the 2 parties work on it and provide for all,

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lol, laught it off!!!1

"are you saying that if your 45yr old friend goes after your man, it would be better in your eyes than your kid?
and also if the 45yr old happen to be NOT over sexed ("virgin" and never married) would it make it better?"

All i meant I can understand her jealousy and envy tendencies but dating my son is completely out of the way,

Whether over sexed, virgin or never married, is way out of line, 45yrs is 45yrs,

African or un african, I will skin him alive oh, Is that he didnt see the sweet succulent angels around who are his mates to date or what? Or is it my 45 old enough friend to mess up with, ?

As for my friend, it will be a personal matter between my family and hers, Dats the highest point of betrayal of friendship, if its my hubby she set her sights on, i will understand but my son? incredible, maybe she's doing it to get to me or what, Or is she jealous of my family & wants to disrupt my peace? I will definitely come after her with a rusty rake,

Young adults should be allowed to face peer pressures, have fun with their age mates & live life to the fullest without the overbearing attitude of over sexed adults,

Are you their agent in Nigeria?

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[quote][/quote]I luve him nuts!!![

lol, it takes a special grace of God 4 a woman to keep quiet & do nothing, poster, ur friend deserves all & more, Doing it at all and in their matrimonial bed is d highest insult to his wife & institution of marriage,

That woman is bidding her time, she's like a time bomb dat might explode anytime, d most important thing is for her to say sth, hear whats on her mind, silence they say is killing & speaks volumes,

Reporting to her parents may get 2 reactions from her, 1. it may help her to open up abt how she feels abt it or she may not discuss it with her folks, which means pure trouble,

let him try talking to their sponsors during their marriage, those older folks may have a way of getting her to open up, otherwise let him start taking antidote to Poison, lol

A daily tot, a constant wish dat ure near,
Words r few bt ur tots r deep in my heart,
Will always keep ur memory coz u r so special 2me
kisses 4 u!

lol, I dey trip for this guy ohh, lol

still more lovely text messages, i received this cute one

My luv 4 u continues to mature,
growing beyond d realm of my heart!
my heart aches for u

Honeypie,

You hve done the closure, d deal is closed, move on with ur life, Dont be a drama queen to get his attention with that mail, He either has ignored u & moved on with his life, or he percieve that you re not serious with ur closure, maybe waiting 4 another bad move of urs,

To me you are not still ready to move on by agonising over his reluctance to reply ur farewell mail, Let the guy be, move on, allow him to live his life, Its over b/w d two of u as you said, There's a sweet babe & guy out there for both of u, Respect his wishes to keep silent and move on withur life,

Unitee, I totally disagree with u, As long as women remain divided down there, men will always be on top, A world without men will be a crazy fire fighters lesbianic filled world, a world of loneliness, no warmth, no cuddling, cold nights,

Women dress up for men, women love the thrill of the chase, women love the game of love & r/ship, especially We love having your children, women loves most the kids that resemble their Daddies,

As the deer pants for water, so do we women need You guys, even with ur heartbreaks, childish tantrums sometimes, lol,

Honeypie, Be calm, be focused, give him some time to get himself, he may be ing thru a phase, some guys are men, some are still puppy babies, sometimes i wonder whether they can ever grow, anyway, focus on urself & pregnancy, its a beautiful experience, dont allow anybody to take it away from you, be it ur hubby or friends or family or worrries etc, ok,
if you hve extra cash, take urself shopping, look good & dont call him, cos he cant eat his cake and have it again, Also pray consistently for your health, baby and the will of God, wish you God's speed and wisdom,

Not only 1st Ladies, Diplomats and Expatriates in big companies uses it also,

MY fellow N/Landers, is it me only or have you observed d activities of lastma recruits in Eko bridge coming from Costain, The way they took road laws in their hands one will think they actually own lagos, ing the bridge from Apapa, make a mistake and let ur tyre cross the yellow mark, their whole tribe of lastma recruits will swim up, Do they not know the rule of driving, dat one can not just spring from a corner and crowd a straight busy road? You will need to drive up a little to create space for ur self and back coming vehicles.

I wonder if they can crowd 3rd mainland brigde as they do in Eko bridge,

Also i sincerely wonder where and why they employed thugs as BRT bus drivers, the way they charge up in the highway, overtake and enter lanes without any recourse to other road s, Its amazing!!!! Proper training and change of attitude may help, or is it because they are driving govt vehicles? THOSE THAT MAKE THE RULES SHOULD NOT BREAK IT,

Does courtship gives a man the right to hack into fiance's email box to read mails, communicate with her list friends warning them to keep off dat the babe is married, Do we call it violation of privacy? Is it good for a woman to tell a fiancee her personal or relationship past - cos the man wants to hear all,

Is trust built upon what the woman tells a man or upon the events, actions, willinglyness to build a r/ship?

Is there a line between jealousy, possessiveness & wacko behaviour & emotional instability? Or is the guy staking his claim - avoiding future challenges? lets talk about it,

The government should led by example, Those that make the rules shld not break it, Let the government build houses, flats, shops and let it out on 3mths payment basis & stick to the implementation plan, Enforcing whatever bill to landlords will make a little sense,

Also paying 2 yrs rent in lagos state is rather high but monthly payment is crazy, Our economy has not developed to that point anyway, I suggest one yr or 6 months payment with appropriate measures to ensure evacuation if there's a default. paying 1yr rent keeps one's heart at rest in cases there's loss of job or source of income,

Before the govt, big boys enforce these rules or Bills, they shld weigh both sides of the coin, its not a matter of ing bills or a lets do it again thing but successful implementation which will benefit landlords & d tenants,