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Maybe iPhone producers are test running "fold screen series" with iPhone 6+. I NO go pity the people wey buy the fone cos "the bigger the head, the bigger the headache. sometimes e good to be poor at the moment to avoid buying BENDABLE IPHONE 6+ SERIES" LOLZZZZZZZ...
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I think the man is browsing the solutions online. check the pics well
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Could this be love?
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for the re-election bid of President Good luck Jonathan came yesterday from the least expected quarters as Chairman of the Northern States Governors’ Forum, Dr. Babangida Aliyu, openly declared that there is no vacancy in Aso Villa in 2015, especially for aspirants in the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP). Aliyu, who played a prominent role in the now defunct G7 Governors generally seen as working for the emergence of a northern president in 2015, made the categorical statement in Minna when some youths under the aegis of Babangida Aliyu Youth for Peace Initiative, called on him at Government House where they urged him to contest the 2015 presidential election on the platform of the PDP. Mr. Inienimi Agiri, who led the youths, had told the governor: “Now that by tenure and sheer leadership for development capacity, you are most qualified for national service, we feel-duty bound to also make a clarion call on your humble and hard working self to respond to the earnest yearning of the patriotic youth of Nigeria for a focused service to the entire citizens of this country by accepting to present yourself as an aspirant for the 2015 presidential election.” Reacting, Governor Aliyu said: “As a loyal party man, we will watch as things unfold in the PDP. But for now, we have an incumbent in place and usually, the incumbent, no matter his level of performance; you will not want to remove him. I believe the PDP will want to offer him that position and so for 2015, there is no vacancy in Aso rock.” He, however, added that everyone in the PDP would wait until the president made his intention known on the issue of second term before any scrambling could begin for the position, especially if he acted in the negative. THE SUN |
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most ladies (men inclusive ) who are looking for Mr. right are actually on the left. anyway, if you can't find Mr. right, try and find Mr. LEFT and DRAG him to the RIGHT. MY PHILOSOPHY!!!!!!!!
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PhockPhockMan: of the National Executive Committee of the Peoples Democratic Party have adopted President Goodluck Jonathan as the party’s sole presidential candidate for the 2015 election. yet some uninformed folks still call this man clueless. The type of GEJ politics is slow and steady. always fear the silent man the most!!!!!!! 1 Like |
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Nigeria is about to score another goal in the area of communication technology as an indigenous company, the Slok Group, is set to roll out the first made in Nigeria mobile phones. The Nigerian behind the company, former Abia State governor, Orji Uzor Kalu, while dropping this hint in Lagos, on Tuesday, said the Slok mobile phone had been built to be sold in Nigeria and across Africa. Kalu, who said the phone would have the lowest end of the mobile phone market, assured Nigerians that the presence of the phone in the market would meet their yearnings for the type of utility phone they have long desired: smart and durable. “Very soon, the Slok Group is rolling out the first ever indigenously made mobile phone called Slok Mobile. It is a phone we have built to be sold in Nigeria and across Africa. “I am rolling out the Slok Telephone in less than eight weeks time. We will have the lowest end of the mobile phone market. The Slok Telephone has all the packages of a modern phone, it is going to be a utility phone that Nigerians have been looking for. “We are a truly an African company but proudly Nigerian. So, this is what is coming on board. In the next eight weeks, the phones will be on the streets of Nigeria. We are going to roll out the phones on the Nigerian, Congo, Guinea, South Africa and other African markets,” he said. According to Kalu, the phone has patent right in the United States and other countries as well as Europe. This is the first time a Nigerian conglomerate will be rolling out a phone to take over the 2 Likes |
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'A man of God knows when Man U will win a match, when an airplane will crash, when Nigeria will win a match, when someone has been manipulated by some adverse spirits, etc. He makes people rich, provides security for those who believe and come to him, exorcises bad spirits, and uses fire to destroy the enemies of his believers. Yet, this same 'man of God', this same seer of all manners of things, could not see when his guest house which is housing hundreds of those he is supposed to protect, is about to cave in. His inability to see this has led to the death of those who originally went there to avoid death, or at least "untimely death". What a world, going to meet your death in the same place you went to avoid it. 2 Likes |
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CAN is a scam!!! I have always said that the foundation of This hypocritical organization is division. they preach different doctrines, practice different things, believe different things in their different churches yet they want us to believe CAN can ever be united. Paul asked the Corinthians is Christ divided? the answer is No for GOD is not the author of confusion but definitely CAN is.
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The Nigeria Football Federation (NFF) has brought a message of hope to the Super Eagles head coach, Stephen Keshi, assuring that he would seal a fresh contract before the Africa Nations Cup qualifiers double encounter against Sudan next month. General Secretary of the federation, Barrister Musa Amadu, who gave the assurance while fielding questions from Daily Sun sports at the federation, however, dismissed the insinuations that the delay in the contract was responsible for the poor result Eagles got against visiting Red Devils of Congo in Calabar. “I cannot see how the coach’s contract will affect the performance of the team. That the inability of the coach to know his fate was responsible for the result is a mere speculation. “I have no doubt that he will sign a new contract and I don’t even think he will return to USA. We will have sufficient time to iron out all these things,” he added. “I know that it is critically important that the coach signs his contract to secure his future and know exactly what is due to him. I am sure we will be able to sort out those things before the next two games against Sudan,” Amadu assured. the sun |
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Former Head of State, Major-General Muhammadu Buhari seems to be the most preferred presidential aspirant as the All Progressives Congress (APC) goes for convention between October 16 and 18 in Abuja. But sources said some self-proclaimed party chieftains who are scheming for Buhari should be ready for a showdown with loyalists of another top shot, former Vice President Atiku Abubakar who is set to declare on September 24. Checks at the weekend revealed that the party is, however, in a dilemma on how to go about the primaries such that whoever fails to clinch the ticket among other contestants would not rock the boat. Other contenders, who are equally formidable and strong in of popularity and followership are Atiku, Governor Rabiu Kwank waso of Kano State and former Kwara State Governor Bukola Saraki. A party chieftain, who doesn’t want to be named said, “on our card is Muhammadu Buhari,” enthusing that, “with a level playing field the party has promised all the contenders, he will emerge victorious and fly the party’s flag for 2015 presidential election.” He, however feared that, “if money eventually becomes the determining factor for the contest, Buhari may find it a bit difficult wooing higher percentage of delegates to his side where the likes of Atiku and Kwankwaso are involved.” Another top member of the party, who spoke with Daily Sun in Osun State yesterday introduced a new dimension to the discussion when he stated emphatically that, “take it or leave it, APC was formed with the main objective of using Buhari as our 2015 candidate to win the northern votes.” According to him, his credibility was what the nation needed at this point in time to liberate the country from the crossroad it finds itself today. He said “dropping him may weaken the party as some , who believe in him may leave the party.” The source, however, expressed concern over Buhari’s age which he said might throw the party into crisis after the first term in office, reminding that, “at above 70 now, if he is to spend two in office, he would be about 80 years.” He said, “in that wise, the party may decide to persuade him to withdraw for younger aspirants, who have age on their side to face the rigours of governance at that level.” If that eventually happens, Daily Sunlearnt that the race will be between Atiku and Kwankwaso, who are younger and also have reasonable electoral values. Atiku won Adamawa State governorship election in 1999 before the then presidential candidate of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), Chief Olusegun Obasanjo, picked him as his running mate. Kwankwaso is serving his second term. It was further learnt that whoever becomes the candidate would likely have Buhari’s endorsement. Meanwhile, moves by certain APC leaders to push a consensus deal to enable Buhari, former presidential candidate of the defunct Congress for Progressive Change (C), emerge as the candidate is already causing disaffection within the party. But a party source told Daily Sun that certain self-proclaimed leaders in the party are scheming to ensure automatic ticket for Buhari to the consternation of other aspirants. A source further expressed concern that those angling for automatic ticket for Buhari are being cowed by his die-hard loyalists who are insisting that “it is either Buhari or nothing!” But the source revealed that the other aspirants are smarting for a showdown with those who believed that Buhari candidacy is a settled matter. “The idea of “automatic adoption” of Buhari or any other aspirant for that matter is undemocratic and could destroy the foundation and the credibility of the APC.” He recalled that the success recorded by the main opposition party with the adoption of the modified open direct primaries for choosing its governorship candidate in Adamawa State for the October 11 election has given confidence to the leadership that it is a preferred option for choosing its candidates for the 2015 elections. Reacting to the insinuation of automatic ticket for his boss, media aide to General Buhari , Mallam Yau Darazo, told Daily Sun that he was not aware of such plot. “Where did you hear that? Well, I am not aware of that,” he queried. Also reacting, National Publicity Secretary of the party, Lai Mohammed, said no candidate would be imposed as presidential candidate of the party. “There is no provision for automatic ticket in our party. I can tell you that we shall conduct a transparent convention, where our candidate would emerge,” he said. THE SUN |
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A team of psychologists and medical doctors at the Technische Universität of Berlin, have announced that they had proven by clinical experimentation, the existence of some form of life after death. According to worldnewsdailyreport.com ,they used a new type of medically supervised near-death experiences, that allow patients to be clinically dead for almost 20 minutes before being brought back to life.This controversial process that was repeated on 944 volunteers over the last four years. The volunteers were made up of of variety of Christian churches, Muslims, Jews, Hindus and atheists. Although there are some slight variations from one individual to another, all of the subjects have some memories of their period of clinical death. Most common memories include a feeling of detachment from the body, feelings of levitation, total serenity, security, warmth, the experience of absolute dissolution, and the presence of an overwhelming light. “I know our results could disturb the beliefs of many people” says Mr Ackermann. “But in a way, we have just answered one of the greatest questions in the history of mankind, so I hope these people will be able to forgive us. Yes, there is life after death and it looks like this applies to everyone.”
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Governor Chibuike Amaechi’s uncle, Mr. Sabinus Ordu, has been murdered by yet-to-be-identified assailants, in his hometown, Ubima in Ikwerre Local Government Area of Rivers State. News of the victim’s murder was broken yesterday, by the state Commissioner for Information, Mrs. Ibim Semenitari, at a media briefing in Port Harcourt. She disclosed that the octogenarian was assassinated last Monday while his mutilated body was discovered in the bush. According to her, the deceased was a career civil servant and vice principal of Community Secondary School, Aluu, also in Ikwerre Local Government Area. It was gathered that the deceased was reportedly trailed by unknown assailants when he went to check some of his traps in the bush. “The late Mr. Sabinus Ordu, who is an uncle to Governor Chibuike Rotimi Amaechi, returned home in the afternoon from CSS, Aluu where he was the vice principal and told the boy staying with him that he was going into the bush to check his traps after having a meal. “He then mounted his motorcycle and left for the bush, but did not return until it was night. At about 8.00pm, the boy raised an alarm which attracted the villagers. A search party was sent to look for him. “The search party, on their way into the bush, saw the victim’s motorcycle by the bush path, and immediately went into the bush where they found his lifeless body, mutilated with several machete cuts. The matter has been reported to the police at Elele, while his remains have been deposited at the morgue”, she stated. The Commissioner for Information further said that the state government was concerned about the ugly development, especially as the 2015 general elections were fast approaching, even as she called on the police to step in and ensure that the perpetrators of the heinous crime were brought to book. “We are concerned about this development, especially because these are obvious signs as we get closer to the general elections. We don’t want to point fingers or cast aspersions, but Mr. Ordu was only a civil servant and a peace-loving man. He was a simple citizen and was not into government contracts. “Perhaps, his only crime was that he is related to Governor Amaechi. We are calling on the police to bring Mr. Ordu’s killers to book. This cannot be another mystery murder; this cannot be another unresolved murder case. The people of Rivers State will continue to resist the murder of innocent people”. She added: “God alone gives life and only God can take a life. This is a crime against the innocent and the poor”. Responding to questions from journalists on the heinous act, Semenitari, said the ugly development would not be unconnected with the politics in the state. “At this point, we are unwilling to cast any aspersion. We hope it is not politically motivated. We can’t adduce any reason for the murder. Every indicator points to the strong likelihood that this was politically motivated”, she said. THE SUN |
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Governor Chibuike Amaechi’s uncle, Mr. Sabinus Ordu, has been murdered by yet-to-be-identified assailants, in his hometown, Ubima in Ikwerre Local Government Area of Rivers State. News of the victim’s murder was broken yesterday, by the state Commissioner for Information, Mrs. Ibim Semenitari, at a media briefing in Port Harcourt. She disclosed that the octogenarian was assassinated last Monday while his mutilated body was discovered in the bush. According to her, the deceased was a career civil servant and vice principal of Community Secondary School, Aluu, also in Ikwerre Local Government Area. It was gathered that the deceased was reportedly trailed by unknown assailants when he went to check some of his traps in the bush. “The late Mr. Sabinus Ordu, who is an uncle to Governor Chibuike Rotimi Amaechi, returned home in the afternoon from CSS, Aluu where he was the vice principal and told the boy staying with him that he was going into the bush to check his traps after having a meal. “He then mounted his motorcycle and left for the bush, but did not return until it was night. At about 8.00pm, the boy raised an alarm which attracted the villagers. A search party was sent to look for him. “The search party, on their way into the bush, saw the victim’s motorcycle by the bush path, and immediately went into the bush where they found his lifeless body, mutilated with several machete cuts. The matter has been reported to the police at Elele, while his remains have been deposited at the morgue”, she stated. The Commissioner for Information further said that the state government was concerned about the ugly development, especially as the 2015 general elections were fast approaching, even as she called on the police to step in and ensure that the perpetrators of the heinous crime were brought to book. “We are concerned about this development, especially because these are obvious signs as we get closer to the general elections. We don’t want to point fingers or cast aspersions, but Mr. Ordu was only a civil servant and a peace-loving man. He was a simple citizen and was not into government contracts. “Perhaps, his only crime was that he is related to Governor Amaechi. We are calling on the police to bring Mr. Ordu’s killers to book. This cannot be another mystery murder; this cannot be another unresolved murder case. The people of Rivers State will continue to resist the murder of innocent people”. She added: “God alone gives life and only God can take a life. This is a crime against the innocent and the poor”. Responding to questions from journalists on the heinous act, Semenitari, said the ugly development would not be unconnected with the politics in the state. “At this point, we are unwilling to cast any aspersion. We hope it is not politically motivated. We can’t adduce any reason for the murder. Every indicator points to the strong likelihood that this was politically motivated”, she said. |
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breaking the ice can prove to be a very hard nut to crack. Nigerians are very creative; they have the ability to create funny chat-up lines in a loving way. You will be surprised at how amusing they can get when they’re interested in someone and need to initiate a conversation. Some could be funny, creative, intriguing or downright annoying but at this point all they’re thinking about is how to create a common ground, approach a stranger without getting embarrassed or rejected. Here are the top ten Nigerian funniest chat-up lines that will make you laugh your heart out: 1. “You look familiar, have we met?” This seems to be the most popular in Nigeria when it comes to chat-up lines. A guy walks up to you and is like “… Hey. .. You look familiar, have we met?”. ( And you’re staring blankly like …” No, I don’t think so” and he goes …”Oh common don’t tell me you can’t me. ..”. So in a bid to defend your memory, you oblige and chat or you really don’t care and tell the person off. 2. “Can I follow you home? ‘Cos my parents told me to always follow my dreams” When you hear a line like this, you may be too weak to react cos you’re boiling within with laughter. All that runs through your mind could be “what the heck is he (or she as the case may be) thinking?”. 3. “Hey, you are very pretty, you look exactly like my mum” This sounds awkward because the lady does not know how the person’s mom look. However, some women may feel honoured while some maybe like .. ” What? are you alright? You wish!” 4. “Ooooo Boi! I wish I met you first” This line is pretty famous in the circles of those who meet someone they think they like when they’re already in a serious relationship. It’s a funny way to break the ice but it works. Sometimes, It has an uncanny feel to it that can soften the other person’s disposition towards you. 5. “You’re the only egg in my roll. Without you I’m just a buns” Now talk about downright hilarious. Even the meanest or hardest Nigerian mind will break a smile on hearing this. The mere thought of the person trying to talk to you being a “buns” is so funny. Using this is sure to kick start your much needed chat but you’ve got to get creative to keep it going. 6. “I’m not a prophet but I can see you and I together” When you hear such lines, the first thing that comes to mind will be “hmmmm, the brother’s getting all religious on me” and as funny as it may sound it, works for some people. 7. “I thought happiness starts with letter H, why does mine start with U?” How creative and smooth, when you hear such lines you just smile because you get carried away by the mind behind those words. It’s funny but cute at the same time, words like this can break any ice cold heart and get a conversation going. Besides, give the brother some credit for the pun. 8. “Does it Hurt? (What?) Falling from heaven”. I’ve heard men use this line a lot. Its just a sweet way to tell a lady that she is an angel. It’s kind of abstract because it starts with a question – Does it hurt? It’ll definitely trigger some curiosity in the mind of the lady because it’s awkward. And the later part – falling from heaven – creates the opposite reaction because they never saw it coming. It’s an old classic pick up line that still works. 9. “Hi I’m kind of lost. please can you help me find my way to …..?” I can bet you this line has been in use for decades and till date it works. It makes you sound vulnerable and in need of help but the aim is to draw attention and start a conversation. This kind of pick of line works better in public places. 10. “Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives… He never met you!” Talk about religious and funny, this is sure to earn you a smile from that ‘sister’ that’s got your nerves in a twist and your mind all tangled up. This type of lines that have a biblical feel to them are best tried on religious person with a sense of humour. When it comes to chat-up or pick-up lines, you’ll hear a lot of things. However, in the mouth of the right person, a line that sounds so silly can be said in a way that will charm the other party and culminate in a lasting relationship – be it platonic or romantic. The thing is to adequately access the circumstances and environment under which you’re meeting as well as the person in question otherwise the only thing you maybe picking is a “dirty slap”. What do you think? Have you got any funny chat-up lines you would like to share with us? |
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Senate will create more states in Nigeria – David Mark ----------------- The Senate President, David Mark, yesterday restated his commitment to ensure that the quest for creation of additional states in Nigeria was brought to a logical conclusion. “Even if it takes my last breadth, I want to pursue the creation of state. I will put in my last breadth to ensure the creation of Apa State for my people,” -- David Mark See more: /p2LdGt-HHu |
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The Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) has made the pioneer chairman of Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), Malam Nuhu Ribadu, a laughing stock, Goveror Rabiu Kwankwaso of Kano State said on Wednesday. Nuhu Ribadu He made the remark in Kano while receiving merit awards from two groups, APC Kwankwasiyya Amana, Bauchi state chapter; and Nigeria 774 Kwankwasiyya Merger: Kwankwaso for President. “After he left the APC for the PDP, his new party did not find him worthy of its gubernatorial ticket. I am sure the PDP stakeholders in Adamawa are now laughing at him. We sympathize with him.” The governor however called on the Adamawa electorate to think wisely and vote for the APC candidate in the forthcoming gubernatorial election, considering the hardships caused to the state by the PDP central government. He appealed to them to pay back good for good by dumping the PDP and voting for the APC which is ready to bring about positive and realistic changes in the whole country. “Anybody who voted for PDP, which within five years could not lead the nation rightly has deceived himself,” lamented the governor, pointing out that APC has come up with a credible candidate in person of Senator Muhammad Jibrila Bindaw who can salvage Adamawa state. He alleged that the Adamawa state PDP chose a candidate whom most of their ers see as incompetent, hoping that people in the state should opt for APC, describing it as the best party in Nigeria. Earlier, the chairmen of the NGOs Murtala Abdullahi Dass and Habu Ibrahim Fagge appealed to Kwankwaso to enter the race for the presidency come 2015, assuring him they will mobilize Nigerians to him. Meanwhile, Governor Kwankwaso has thanked the state APC stakeholders’ effort in mobilizing people across the nation to his presidential aspiration in the 2015 general election. Meeting with them at the Kano Government House also on Wednesday, the governor said that most of the people he met at the APC Northwest rally in Sokoto told him that the message has reached them and they are in of the aspiration. He therefore urged the stakeholders to continue to enlighten Nigerians until the APC wins the 2015 general elections. He also reiterated that he's still consulting on the 2015 presidential contest and will make his decision known to the general public very soon. SOURCE: SAHARAREPORTERS, NEW YORK 8 Likes |
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pamcode: bros i dont get wat do u mean I guess ur a Chinese, otherwise the story was written in simple English |
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Please, advice me on what to do. my mother-in-law, comes home and found me furious and packing my suitcase. "What happened?" she quarried "What happened? i thundered. I'll tell you what happened! I sent an email to my wife, your daughter! saying that I was coming home from my trip today. I got home and guess what I found?...My wife, your daughter, with a naked guy on our marital bed! This is the end of our marriage, I will leave forever!" "Calm down!" says my mother-in-law. "There is something odd about this story. my daughter would never do such a thing! Wait a minute while I check what happened." Moments later, my mother-in-law comes back with a big smile. "You see, I knew there must be a simple explanation... My daughter didn't receive your email" I fainted. 2 Likes |
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beyond the grammatical flaws of this discourse lies a heathen treasure. When i was young, i thought dad hated us we children, he used to speak in a commanding Voice that scared us. He could give us hard rules to follow, like not touching on the Radio, going to his room opening the Cupboard, going to our neighbors and whoever did, he was punished Heavily. Whenever we could something, my Mum used to tell us that when ur dad comes i'll tell him and he will "Kill" you and whenever he could come, when told, he could beat us. At the age below 7, i felt i hated him. When we started growing old, some of the restrictions he removed them. We could be allowed to do things which we were not allowed. At the Age of 15 i started realizing his love, whenever i could be going, he could give me School fees, then add me money which he called Pocket Money for me to use at school. He could smile to me as am going and welcome me warmly as the term ends with a delicious Meal. Now at my age of 20 he even calls me asking when will i come to visit them. And whenever i visit them, i feel like crying when am departing/leaving them I NOTED THIS. The instructions and rules he gave us were meant to keep us safe, and/or thing in our environment. Fathers pray an Important role in providing us with all we need. Food, shelter, clothing, education and all the care we have is because of fathers' love. If ur Dad is a very Important Person in this world, like this status and write "I LOVE YOU DAD" source: I go die page - Facebook 1 Like |
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It is disgustingly appalling how the self acclaimed men of GOD (or should I say men of gods) have succeeded in deceiving majority of the perishing with their vain philosophy of come as you are. There is little discrimination on the appearance of a person. Wear dreadlocks, tattoos, mini skirts, low-waist jeans, sagging pants or even walk into their auditorium with a bikini, nobody cares. "To the pure, all things are pure", they say. GOD looks at the heart not appearance. Jesus said come as you are, they say again. Agreed, Jesus said come as you but did he also say remain as you are? Did the Bible talk about modesty in dressing? (1Tim. 2:9). GOD looks at the heart indeed but you forget the words of Jesus, "...For out of the heart proceed evil thoughts..." Mt. 15:29. I am not baffled greatly because the inspire Apostle predicted - "For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears and they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables". 2Tim 4:3-4 Be it known to you (pastor and follower) no one wears seductive and immodest dressing with a pure heart! That Same heart that Jesus looks into will always tell you what harm your immodest dressing will cause both to you and those that behold you. 1 Like 1 Share |
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ulster: In this ebola season where cost of hand-sanitisers have literally trebled and the composition of these hand-sanitisers are in doubt, why not make your own home-made hand sanitizer from ingredients you select. This is an excellent project for kids, now that schools are not resuming soon and you'll save money, protect yourself from germs, and can customize the scent of the hand sanitizer, and be sure of the composition of the hand sanitisers you are using this period. It is not rocket science but simple chemistry, so lets go:?[color=#000099] ulster: In this ebola season where cost of hand-sanitisers have literally trebled and the composition of these hand-sanitisers are in doubt, why not make your own home-made hand sanitizer from ingredients you select. This is an excellent project for kids, now that schools are not resuming soon and you'll save money, protect yourself from germs, and can customize the scent of the hand sanitizer, and be sure of the composition of the hand sanitisers you are using this period. It is not rocket science but simple chemistry, so lets go:? ulster: In this ebola season where cost of hand-sanitisers have literally trebled and the composition of these hand-sanitisers are in doubt, why not make your own home-made hand sanitizer from ingredients you select. This is an excellent project for kids, now that schools are not resuming soon and you'll save money, protect yourself from germs, and can customize the scent of the hand sanitizer, and be sure of the composition of the hand sanitisers you are using this period. It is not rocket science but simple chemistry, so lets go:? NAFDAC NUMBER OR #idonbelivit |
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The patience you exercise when your Blackberry hangs, please use it in relationships. The Toilet, best place to eat stolen meat. Time Heals everything, well except Yoruba tribal Marks. Why count your money in front of the ATM? Will you return if it's incomplete or is there a button that says "incomplete''? It amazes me that people are afraid to talk in the exam room when the question clearly said "Discuss'' I'm in Lagos, my internet is terrible but Shekau is in Sambissa forest and yet he has enough bandwidth to 59mins YouTube video. The rate at which the super eagles plays draw games is making me wonder if Okro is one of Naija Mineral resources. Some girls are looking for tall guys with pink lips and six packs when their father is short, pot bellied with pommo lips. It is only in Nigeria that a Policeman will stop you and search your phone gallery for blue film If People Can Use "LOL" Without Even Laughing Surely They Use "I Love You" Without Even Loving You. Be Guided. Somewhere in Onitsha, an Ibo man is struggling with the ushers on how to retrieve the N200 he mistakenly dropped instead of N20 offering. If a woman leaves a man with vision for a man with television, soon she'll watch the man with vision on her husband's television. You've been Engaged since 2010, till today you're still ENGAGED. MY girl, you're not LORD OF THE RINGS please return that key holder 2 Likes |
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Going, going, going, gone and the highest bidder takes it home. This slogan is devised by The Pharisees of our days, who call themselves men of GOD, just to maximize wealth for themselves through their ill-conceived Business strategy - Bazaar - without regard to God's word. Master Jesus frowned at such scenario and never hesitated to CAST THE MERCHANTS OUT OF THE TEMPLE for daring to BUY AND SELL IN GOD'S HOUSE while he lamented, "It is written, My house is the house of prayer: but ye have made it a den of thieves." Luke 19:46. Believe it or not, BAZAAR IS SINFUL AND HARVEST too was neither commanded by Jesus nor practiced by the early church as a means of fund raising and as such stands in opposition to God's word. If Jesus used cane to Chastise the Pharisees, am sure you (pastor, man of GOD, church member... ) will receive greater punishment except you repent. |
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ideycraze: This woman is suffering from Jonah syndrome. what if is the correct probability.APC CANNOT WIN THE PRESIDENCY. GET THAT INTO YOUR BOKO HARAM INFILTRATED SKULL 1 Like |
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priscaoge: Police is ur priscaoge: Police is ur priscaoge: Police is ur How friendly is our friendship? |
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corruption at its peak
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