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Pray4meJC:
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I believe the sellers are to blame. Temu is just a market place app. Those so called bonus

Pray4meJC:
Full refunds received successfully few minutes ago.

Truth is The host app isn't the one selling most of the products.. There are sellers using the platform and these sellers are the real scammers. Used to happen with j7mia back then.. That's why Jumia then allowed us to pay when product is delivered. That time man Don use eyes see the product. So, nor be only naija dey scam, even many white people sef dey scam. The sellers are the problem not the platform

Lalami3232:

She's right, the devil made her do it. But my question is "how many times has the devil made her do it? ". Those of you marrying non-virgins a.k.a boreholes, una dey try oooooo. Even if I you've made the mistake of marrying a non-virgin, don't escalate the mistake by not going for a DNA test. As long as kpekus no get "last seen online" like WhatsApp, oga go for DNA test. Like I earlier said, I will only vote in 2027 if a candidate decides to make DNA free for all. Dear business minded men, let me give y'all a lucrative business idea.
Go and produce vagina tightening cream and thank me later. The rate at which the product go sell, you go shock. Don't be scared that the product may not work. Even if it doesn't work, shame no go let dem fit return am .
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga you see wetin happen for the video abi? Now get your DNA test done because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall

THIS IS where you are wrong. What has virginity got to do with fidelity? Na experience you nor get na why you dey talk like 2 years old child. Go and get experience well you will know that many women who married as virgins in this current generation are even worse than those who married as non virgins.

poshestmina:


There they again!!!

While the actresses were INVESTING their monies ,especially on their KIDS ,the other gender were doing threesomes at Radisson.

That other one that was seen selling Okrika in Enugu was a big baller in Rumuigbo,Phc back then .


Sharrap. So it's the men who don't know how to invest in their kids?

What do you even know about the naija movie industry? You don't know majority of the women are runs babes? You don't know many big men carry this ladies and fulfill their dreams? How much are they paid? Always talk about what you are sure of. I am in the movie business. So this your yarns dey vex me bad bad cos na yarns spoken in serious ignorance.
INVEST in the right places and people!

Cynthia ,Bella and Anita go leave you run when e set!

Olu Jacob has been down for years now ,you see any trust fund raising?

Make una stop this rubbish talk. It's outdated and irritating.

PattyMike:
This is another thing u will observe about former and some current cultists, I mean rugged ones wey play the game then not this yahoo boys doing stuff with money. U will never see anyone with a meaningful life at the end. I don’t mean OP life is not meaningful but where he should’ve been karma hindered it. Once u have blood on ur hands cultist or not, it is almost impossible to have meaningful life. Even Alora wey den say na jolly, check their xyz kman life as e Dey be I mean the ones wey no die. No purpose, no achievement, no freedom to go anywhere. All cult is the same, nothing like we don’t kill, we are fine boys. As much as I love NBM they are killers parading themselves. They almost scope me with Kaluba aye dey and vampire aye dey, na u go decide ur game. You fit be Kaluba aye make u Dey low key. If to say I NBM, Eiye for use gun scatter my yansh for Uniben.

Baba, na story you dey talk . Obviously you know nothing.

Well,my encounter with a stranger happened with me being the helper instead.
So i met this girl like 2 months ago at one hotel in port harcourt(Hartford hotels for those that know)
Was having car issues(overheat) and i was trying to fix it in the lot.all of a sudden,this pretty girl that i was eyeing whilst at the reception came outside crying
In my mind i was like this is my oppurtunity.
Well to cut the long story short,i walked up to her,asked what the problem was and baam!
She happened to be a small time hooker whose client had made away with her phone and money without paying her a dime
Well,me being nice decided to take this girl to airtel(phc mall) to retrieve her line,gave her 5k as pocket money,took her to wimpey junction and chartered a cab to take her home.(althrough she wept about her never been able to have a guy cater and show love to her like i did)
In my mind,i thought i was in love.called her i will see her on thursday,but have to travel the weekend to spend time with family.
Behold,when i finally met her,she started yapping about how i was supposed to use the money i wasted on flight ticket to get a phone for her and all that,how her life depended on it and bla,bla,bla...i knew there and then that i had invested my emotions on the wrong girl
Guess a bitch will always be a bitch!
Did i mention she was a student of uniport?
And also cried over the oppurtunity of me banging her while she was tearing up and vulnerable.
Well,i guess i am not wired like that.momma trained us well

Never help any hooker. Women normally aren't usually grateful, talkless of a hooker. Smh.. They are never appreciative or grateful. That's how they are wired once they start the job. 8 nor dey reason any ashawo to help oooo. Never.. Them go see you as mumu.

turmacs:
It was about 3 years ago when I just graduated newly with my business degree after NYSC and I was job hunting. I moved to Lagos after months of job searching in Uyo, Akwa Ibom, to stay with a friend of mine after she told me there was vacancy in the company where she worked. I got scheduled for interview after submitting my CV and two weeks of my stay there. Fast forward to the interview day, we were about 15 people who came for the interview and It was a board interview and we had to sit in front of 7 interviewers. When it got to my turn I went in and during the interview, I noticed that this guy who was supposed to be the assistant MD of the company kept looking at me lustfully throughout the interview. As if he wanted to tear my clothes with his eyes and mind you, I was well dressed. After the interview, I was asked to go that the company would get back to me.. I was at my friends place that same night when I received a call from the assistant MD that I he would like to interview me specially because he saw something unique in me and that if I ed the interview, I would be hired immediately. He requested I met him in his home as the next day was Saturday and he would not be going to the office. At first I was hesitant but I thought of it since I wanted the job badly I agreed. And that was where messed up

To be continued

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iLegendd:


Her husband is the cause. These men are all over Nairaland screaming, "Make money, make money, and you'll get any woman."

They think it's all about making money and getting any woman with the money. No, it's all about these three things below

1. How to handle a woman (in and outside the bedroom).
2. How to make legit money.
3. How to manage/invest money.

Ninety percent of Nigerian men focus on number 2 only (the illegal one) and when they've got it, they ignore number 1 and 3 as they use the money to oppress while leaving their wives unsatisfied. They think being rich = victory in marriage.

If the wife complains, they say, "What else do you want? Haven't I provided for the family? Is sex food?" Yes, my dear, it is more than food to a woman who has tasted the best in the past.

With this, his wife begins to reach out to her ex who was great in bed. If the ex refuses, she removes her ring and gets a brand new guy to satisfy her sexual urge.

These stupid men think a lasting marriage is all about making money. Any man who does not handle the three things I listed above is doom and he deserves it.

I meat a woman some years back during the ponzi Era.. We met on one of my ponzi whatsapp groups then and she sau she lied me and bla bla bla.. She was married and would send me photos and videos and all sorts... Now, I asked her why she was doing all that and she said her husband married her early and promised to send her to the university and never did.. She was already 11 years in marriage and had 5kids. Now her husband is well hung and bleeps her on a good day like 5 or 6 times... Sex isn't her problem.. She even complained to me one time that there was this one guy she was cheating with and he wasn't even as hung as her husband downstairs... But she kept at it till he started trying to blackmail her... If not my intervention, he would have spread her pixs and all I had to use my family comnebt in Sars then to fish him out and sent him to remand on trumped up charges for a full year... Of cos he gave up all the copies and videos he had. So, bro.. Cheating women would often say their husband this and that.. Na story, same way men will tell side chicks evil stories of their wives so they can keep pounding the puna.

iLegendd:


Her husband is the cause. These men are all over Nairaland screaming, "Make money, make money, and you'll get any woman."

They think it's all about making money and getting any woman with the money. No, it's all about these three things below

1. How to handle a woman (in and outside the bedroom).
2. How to make legit money.
3. How to manage/invest money.

Ninety percent of Nigerian men focus on number 2 only (the illegal one) and when they've got it, they ignore number 1 and 3 as they use the money to oppress while leaving their wives unsatisfied. They think being rich = victory in marriage.

If the wife complains, they say, "What else do you want? Haven't I provided for the family? Is sex food?" Yes, my dear, it is more than food to a woman who has tasted the best in the past.

With this, his wife begins to reach out to her ex who was great in bed. If the ex refuses, she removes her ring and gets a brand new guy to satisfy her sexual urge.

These stupid men think a lasting marriage is all about making money. Any man who does not handle the three things I listed above is doom and he deserves it.

You have said your piece ut know that it's nit often the case. Who will be adulterous will be adulterous. That's all.

thesilentman:

my guy i got no scrupples;the husband too is probably banging someone's wife out there but people won't reason to this angle.for me,i will never stop banging her no matter what.

So, did you reason to the angle of your own wife banging all preek out there? Yeye dey smell

DaudaTheSexyGuy:


What yeye help does he need?

Because he banged ordinary toto?

Abi na, if them bang your 2ife ordinary toto, how you go see am? Well, na ordinary toto so your wife sef fit bang anyhow outside as she like jawe. A free world.

thesilentman:

sure,you know tellawoman na.No evidence,just assumptions but the husband has not accosted me,infact,he doesnt give a damn.Damn,married woman pussy is bleeping addictive.

Are you Yoruba and is she also Yoruba?

thesilentman:
There is this married woman in my neigbourhood that am currently banging.This woman knows no joy since her husband took a second wife for himself and reduced this woman to the status of a mere house-help.He starves her with care,especially sex,wittingly.To make matters worse,he beat her with a piece of wire recently to the extent that there was bruises allover her body.(Some men are scumbags,by the way!)
This woman made me privy to her ordeal every time she hawked her wares to my compound.She said she's sex-starved and don't want to fornicate.
One thing led to the other-as i was examining her bruises in empathy at my varenda,she said her body was moving that i should tell her if i wanted to go over her.long story short,this woman actually cried in bed,thanking me profusely for making her feel like a woman again.since then,several doggy had followed behind the door everytime she came around.I dont know how words started to spread.I advised her to stop but she begs me not to take away her joy.
What can i do?

See as you dey with straight face say some men are scumbags... What would you use to classify yourself? Scumbag or lowest scumbag? You dey nack person wife you dey say some men are scumbags.. Abi you nor check the meaning of scumbag? Person sell her wares come your doormot and she dey always come enter house all the time and you dey ask how word spread? I pity who nor pity you and your generation.

thesilentman:

i wont leave married women kpekus alone.

Don't my brother keep at it. I am very sure they will also be banging your wife anyhow too. Also if you have daughters, they will also bang outside their husband's house too, as for your sons, their wives will disgrace them by banging anything with preek. It will be a generational thing. This thing you are doing may not affect you, but you see your kids and their kids kids after them for 10 generations, it will follow them. This is all I have to say to you. As for me, if I hear or see say anyone dey bang my wife, even if I will send her packing, that man will go 6feet under calmly, no need for noise. That's all. Peace bro.

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See as e be like yahoo boys format. Copy and paste. Carry am go meet white people wey like English formats from una

Samantha124:
Tell her the truth and if possible, get a divorce and move on with those other ladies that you're already cheating on her with.

Set her free while she's still young and you guys don't have a child... The sooner you do it, the easier it's gonna be for her to move on.

First, a man doesn't cheat. Read your Bible if you are a Christian. No where does it say a man cheats. Two, that isn't the response for this issue. Learn to use your upper when attending to very delicate adult issues instead of using your yeye emotions.

bluefilm:
I don't blame the wife for not fixing the food for the man.

I don't blame the man for going to another girl who will fix the food for him.

Each person just wants want is best for them.

The woman cannot kill herself just because the husband is hungry.

The husband cannot kill himself just because the wife is tired and/or can only prepare special pepper soup.

[b]MORAL LESSON: [/b]Men should have side chicks so that if their wives are tired and/or can only prepare special pepper soup, they should have options rather than starving to death.

A huge fool is what you are. Plenty of useless kids in this space. Yahoo boys mentality.

Kollins11:
The man was even merciful.

If I were to be the man and she try this rubbish with me, I will not only eat at my side chic place.. I will even bring her to our matrimonial bed and fvck her aggressively in her presence.

If your dad did that when you were growing up how would you turn out to be? Sicko

Kollins11:
Nice one from the husband.

No time for Simping around in marriage

You are obviously not okay

w1n5t0n:


Toto is toto, but some are sweeter than others. Besides, a Class I always rushes while a class III or IV is more like a geisha.

Difference between streetwalker and escort is like comparing buka with Chicken Republic. The food isn't better, but there is a/c and tv.

Op, know what you want from them and get it. The rest is details.

Obviously you gat no experience bro. Those babes are no different from those you see on the streets.

Oga sharrap.

Mercychen:
Shes scared for her life. If she doesn't do that she might get tracked down with her .

This is why it's important to bring up a child in the way of the Lord. When he grows up, no matter the peer pressure, he'll never give in or bad gangs.

Now, Does this woman look like someone who has the time to give a child moral upbringing? This slay mama?
From her looks you can easily tell she left the training of her child/children to maids and house helps in his formative years.

Lets forget this peer pressure thing. It only over powers spoilt empty heads that didn't have a proper informal training.

Gang90:
So guys it valentine's day, I'm really disgusted, okay I stay in my brothers house, I travelled, I came back around 2:30 I wanted to enter my room but my brother told me wait a while, with my adult mind, I realised they having some couple time, I dropped my bag in the living room and head out.

But I came back to find out the room is scattered and the bedsheet there, a responsible woman should at least wash the bed sheet noting that a grown up Male stays there.

I will be 26 this year, I had not really had sex so all these things imagining a strange woman's bodily fluids in my bedsheet is disgusting. I can take it from the side of my brother but not the wife, she disgusts me honestly, she is not my girlfriend, not my sister, not my wife, not my mother why should she expect I wash her after sex sheets for her or why can't she just pick the sheet immediately and wash it, it could have dried by now. And it really feel awful for me if I try to wash it, honestly.

This is about to be the worst valentine's day for me, I'm planning to head out and rent a room in hotel but who knows most hotel rooms will be disgusting today, what do I do please advice.

I'm hating knowing already, cause if I didn't know it could all not be so dirty to me, now my bed looks so dirty to me and I can't attempt to wash it until at least 24 hours and I will wash it soaked in hot water, I hate nonses just cause my brothers accepts you does not mean everyone in the family sees you as one flesh.

Na small pikin dey worry u. No wonder u still dey stay your bro house. What's the big deal? Be like sleep nor dey worry u.

StiImaticOG:
All this edo girls ehn. Fear them most of them na ashawo.
I hear say the boyfriend wey nini dey talk na one old alhaji, say na him friend first dey Bleep nini, after the friend dumped her stinky Vijay, he's now ther e to collect his share.
See as friends dey her around. What a shameless slut she is.
No wonder he let come to bbn, cuz she isn't really his main babe.
Na side chick she be, waiting to be ed on to the next friend.
Spits

U guys just talk anyhow. Have u every been to the east or north? Harlots come from every tribe. If u also have traveled out u would see whites, Niger, Senegalese etc harlots especially in Malaysia. U sit here and use tribe to speak. How can naija progress with fools like u in it. Idiot

motun2017:
i hope you rot in jail.if at any point you are not comfortable with anyone.just walk away.VIOLENCE IS NOT THE ANSWER

Many did not read the report at all and are concluding. Una funny.

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This got me ROTF LMAO!

I used this soap Sha.. Back then advert dey make person Wan buy or use the product, these days, I nor understand any advert.

AchalugoNwa:


selfish greedy Messi drained Barcelona dry before dumping them like trash.
when I told them that footballers are like ashawo or mercenaries with no permanent loyalty them no go gree
there's no sentiments in business and this is what Barcelona management failed to understand.
they used fans sentiments to keep Messi and be paying him massive wages at the detriment of their purse.
just like when you're making money but making more expenses
Barcelona board failed the club, they projected Messi above the club and it's now affecting them.
there was Barcelona before Messi and there will be Barcelona after Messi.
no player is above the club, something they failed to realize.
reason I like Perez of RM, he understands football business perfectly and knows when to dispose and hire a player.
call him anything but he understands football business perfectly.

I don't blame Messi
he didn't come all the way from Argentina to Barcelona to look bridge.
it's strictly money making after all he pays tax
no hard feelings
Barcelona should lick their wound
they had the opportunity to cash out from Messi and rebuild their team without Messi but they blew it.

How is it Messi's Fault? Didn't he accept 50% cut to stay? Is it his fault Laliga said no? Mtsheeeew

So Shaquille O'Neal and others who are above 7foot are not normal? Granted there are certain abnormal conditions that lead to gigantism such as marfan syndrome etc .. But you can't just be talking in a public forum and be spitting words like it's not normal when you have no facts to back it up.

peacettw:
When I see such cases, I get deeply concerned. First the boy should see an Endocrinologist or Oncologist to rule out the possibility of a pituitary tumour. And if absent, he should be placed on somatostatins (if his epiphyses have not fused yet) to stop him from growing further.

There is nothing to be joyous about here. This isn't normal and until he is screened throughly, the parents should not relent. Being extremely tall is no piece of cake.

Temmylee01:
How do you tell your newly girlfriend her pu¢$y is smelling without offending her so that she can treat herself?




Lalasticlala
Xenry
Infolenka
Truvelisback
Slimkahlifa


Make it rain.

Tell her you are serious about her and you want both of you to go for tests. She obviously knows her pussy is smelling and perhaps has tried so many ways to treat it to no avail. Take her to see a good obgyn, a female if you prefare explain to the obgyn and let the doctor tackle the issue.

You should have informed her parents.

Giy, leave that babe now. Don't say you weren't warned. She does this now? What if you are married ad can't provide? It means she will keep doing this and still tell you it's for our sake.

I have seen so many similar situations. Doesn't ever end well. Farewell sir mugu.

PENNYSWAP:
Greetings guys ..

I’m in an emotional trauma right now. This girl I have been dating , I want to marry and I have gone to her place and did a few of things my hand could afford traditionally .. I’m hoping to do the rest by Xmas .

She is a new graduate and she told me to open a side business for her to make small small change instead of being idle.

I told her to give me small time to save up money .

There is this guy she always talks about that is a yahoo boy and has plenty money , long story short , she came to my house last weekend , we were discussing, I wanted to use her phone and play 9ja ludo but she insisted on not giving me the phone .. she held the phone , turned her back after pressing it for long she gave it to me .

I angrily seized the phone , told her I bought the phone and sim that I’m seizing it.

We later settle and she slept early hours of the nxt day , I woke up brought her phone and it was on plane mood , I removed it from plane mood and a text msg came in from some guy .

I went to her WhatsApp to check the guy out and behold , she blocked the number on WhatsApp.

I unblocked the number and sent him message first , we started chatting , the guy was saying how he loves her and all that shit and the money he sent her to open up a side business.

I woke her up , confronted her and she said she did it for me since I was wasting time to raise money for her , she had to take it from her class mate , the said yahoo guy .

That she’s sorry not to tell me about it since .

She said I should allow her answer the guys calls so that she can get more money from the guy. I agreed and gave her the go ahead but she promised that she won’t allow any man see her unclothedness aside me her husband to be.

My mind has been heating up , why she lied to me and hid something of this nature to me .

The other mind is telling me to impregnate her then dump her when she’s 6 months pregnant that if I leave her now , the guy might take over and I will be the mugu here .

Guys what do I do , I need to wicked this girl I swear , my mind is boiling

Some one I have done 45% of her dowry is doing this to me . Kai I be mugu Oooooo

I need advise from real niggaz