NewStats: 3,263,707 , 8,181,104 topics. Date: Saturday, 07 June 2025 at 12:45 PM 3ic61

scaramenga:

Awww you mean you have been reading and trying process my post for 3hours and at the end you couldn't understand simple English language? Smh next time just ask me to put you thru okay?

Why is it whenever I am killing you, you become incomprehensible? You can't be epic like me son my talent comes from the gods.


I know what's going on here, you think if you say enuff trash, I will just abandon you, oh I will abandon you alright, and focus on your marauding mallam d!ck garage mother and the non existent abok! sperm donor you call a father whom your m0r0nic mother cannot still identify yet. you know how you cry when I do that especially when you can't do nothing about it


Your play son

lol....kikikikikiki... laughter wan kill me for here...this boy is so daft.
the thunder is still waiting for you to reply with short note before it strikes your papas sagged balls... your fathers balls is at your mercy please don't fail him.
mumu read this carefully and type a very long reply...

scaramenga:

Uh! you think say i no go reply? dude reverse psychology only works on kids and your popsy so once again, your permission to run away has been denied.

I just came back from church service and I am in the spirit ooooooo receive the annointing.

PRAYER POINTS:

- Pray that your mother is able to identify the abok! The knocked her up with you
-Pray that your comeback game stops being as uninspired as the abok!s that your mommy swaps her worn out p*ssy with for a pack of sugar
-Pray for your mom to step up her game from leprosy stricken beggar clients to market alubarrows clients
-Pray that God boosts your iq to be as long as the number of abok! D!cks which have penetrated your tramp of a mother
-Pray that God gives your mother the ability to understand simple math problems so she stops thinking 20 naira is higher than her dusty old p*ssy ittance fee of 100 naira
-May God give you a sense of self esteem and may he make your dunce mother to understand that its not a form of jerking off when you explain it to her.


Amen

sorry I can't reply appropriately.. I didn't bother to read.
Now make I still wind your blokos with pliers..so you would scream some more like a lady.

your mom has a slacked pussy and your dad balls are so sagged they could touch his knees
oya mumu, read and type an epistle... if you fail thunder go fire your dad sagged balls.

scaramenga:

lol tell me something, why are you scared of me? When I'm silent, you panic when I talk you panic, how badly did I bruise your ego that is making you tremble at the site of... SCARAMENGA?


*sigh* this is just sad,with the way you were stalking me I thought you had an arsenal of insults to unleash then I give you the chance only to find you talking like me,painstakingly through my posts word for word, crying over events in the last thread and making failed attempts to run away. This is just sad I feel like gilberto up in this b*tch and you are my pinnochio.


Hehehe i don bury ur gay yansh and that's the best you could do? this is too easy.
Abeg nairaland ladies please and please examine your boyfriend before you marry him, otherwise una go born dcholeric that thinks a nairaland post is enough to publish a book smh even your father can't come up with such a dumb assumption.

oga peanut dick..if you don't continue replying me with epistles that I don't read na thunder go fire your papa right balls...
mumu...follow this instruction " type an epistle and quote me"

Stupid woman.
All the stupid girls shouting hit and run God punish una.
when it is their turn...they will be screaming "married men should please leave us alone it's not by force", after they must have collected his his life savings.
And they will shout "did anybody force him to give me money?"

Relationship no be by force nobody send you to open toto...that oga should report her to the police if she threatens him again.
after testing over a thousand dicks including dicks of cows and dogs...you're looking for someone to blame for "hit and run".

XhosaNostra:


It was a typo. I fixed it.

perhaps it was .
everybody makes mistake
fixing it is Good.
Happy Sunday.

pp802:


Internet story

Naija girls don't care about vision........just have the money, no matter the source

That's the bitter truth you girls deny......but we know

XhosaNostra:


Nope. I just don't wanna live my life constantly looking over the shoulder. I wanna be free in whatever I'm doing. If I were to cheat, the person would end up knowing because I wouldn't hide it. I'm a free spirited person. I don't hide from anyone. I'm not the best candidate for numerous relationships because of that. I just wouldn't cope. Plus I have tunnel vision in general. If I like you, I like only you, I don't see the rest. That too has its disadvantages though, I will scrutinize you like an organism under microphone. You can't hide when my focus is on you

Microscope**

You're welcome.

scaramenga:


Ah ah you dey run? are you scared?
Bet why? Hmmm na wa for you o anyway, no need to explain why you are running cos i know you are out of my recycled jokes to come up with. I guess this means I win again see you next time I guess.

I thought you will remain offline...
guess the heat was too much.
The pains I cause you each time I mention you keeps growing ...look at how this fool is typing a complete book because I curse em mama and papa....

OSUigbo:

I wonder where all these fools get all this shitty 72 virgins story from....

from the Qur'an

I love men...not all these pussy beaten niggas on nairaland. .
gun will strike you if you quote me... like seriously . hmm...like seriously o. don't think your IP is invincible here.

So all these things (including the actions of the police) happened to you without a cause?
if it is so, then I must say your husband and the police must have gone really crazy and needs psychological help.

PDJT:


-Let me have your sister’s . I will help her myself. Most of this marriage issues are mostly environment and financial issues. She has kids to . I don’t know where you come from, in Igboland we say: When a man grows, he waits for others.

Op please give this Christ the s fast...
no time.

Na em be saviour of the world.

Coldfeets:


Two wrongs don't make a right.

of course ...that's why he needs to do the right thing by correcting the wrong and selfish attitude of both his mom, sister and elders .

mediating without any significant discussion and correction to that devilish attitude is the very wrong thing he should stay clear off...

people that will still ditch him as soon as things go bad...they need to understand... even God punish sinners.

his mom and his sister are liable for a grievous evil against him and he deserves an explanation, an apology and an oat of faithfulness...
if I were him I will concentrate on my wife and children , in a situation such as devilish as this . the only people he can count on in his old age or in hard times are his wife and children .

a great percentage of women are the same ...to them it's all about money.

Oga do what your heart tells you .

If you were still a nobody, they wouldn't have bothered to call you.

like someone said...you no be Jesus.

if you must help ...then you deserve all the explanations they can come up with why you weren't informed before the marriage and you deserve an apology from everyone involved.

Highest na beg the bank go beg you to return whatever is remaining...
I know a case similar to this back in the days. it was 16million and the owner of the (an alaba petty business man) was able make away with 12million. when he was apprehended he simply got a lawyer and they made a statement that the 12 million has been invested already in a business, the bank had no option than to beg the guy outside the courts and made him to sign an agreement that he will pay back the money in installments within a period of 15years .
and that was how my guy became a solid business man.
the truth is that the mistake started with the bank so the owner of the bank can bring up a number of excuses as to why the money was withdrawn and that the money has already been spent ...the jail term if at all will be very minimal and if the owner of the serves a jail term then the money is gone forever... so the bank prefers to negotiate on how to get their money back (especially for large sum of money).

MrSensor:
stupid comment. Are you a gay?

your dad is stupid and your dad is gay..otherwise you wouldn't have been born this foolish...

bring your the ugly females in your household let me destroy their lives...

now tell me why you think the comment is stupid?

lazy girls.
foolish boys.

byllionaire of nairaland said he died here on nairaland to resurrect on instagram. could this be him?

highqueen:
the man is a bastardize fool,and for those guys ing this nonsense, let your conscience judge you that's if there's any atall.

now you speak conscience...

prechbills1:


your mum is hardworking doesn't mean others are hardworking ..you and I know that 70% of naija ladies are lazy.. infact 98% of naija ladies are ready to reject feminism when it comes to equal gender responsibilities..

my brother..
you try... men are coming up, the evolution is bound to come... they shot themselves in the foot. it's just a matter of time.
child will go.
automatic keeping of the child after divorce will go.
sharing of the mans property will go.
sitting at home and screaming broke niggas, that will go too.
slapping men for free will go (a slap for a slap).
only women can be raped will go.
start quarrel and yet the man leaves the house, that too will go.
save women and children first will go (children only).
so much more
every human being for themselves.
be like I have gone too far o


50/50 will be the game...guess who will lose

that's all they can do, sell pussy.. yet they scream louder in and out the room .
#emptydrumloudestsound

inferiority complex, always trying to be like another person ..small time she go say she want to be a man..(how can people be so unoriginal always trying to go against nature and reality).

SMH

Dshocker:
Every Nigerian girl that is into runz must die by accident,by the end of the year in Jesus name AMEN!

girls no go shout.. reason is almost 100 percent of them are runs girls ( claiming feminist ).

guys too no go want shout, because if they are sincere to themselves they will consider their female relations guilty as charged.

Nigerian girls and runs....I wonder what part of Nigeria abhors these feminist screaming on nairaland .

wetin concern me ...I too talk sef ...make I come dey go before them spot me.

I know these two nairalanders, they are always shouting "brokers niggas" on every thread that concerns relationship and finance .

what a tragedy.
RIP to the dead