NewStats: 3,261,381 , 8,173,848 topics. Date: Thursday, 29 May 2025 at 05:26 AM 3u5r37

To the male teachers
How I survived my time as a male teachers some years back.
1) your duty is just to teach and impact knowledge and not a correctional officer.
If, in the cause of ur teaching and u'r about losing your temper, kindly take it to the head of the school. Don't ever discipline any students.

2) Don't allow the female students hate you. Because if they do, your days in that school will be filled with sorrow. So, what I did was that, any time I see them doing lesbianism, I just waked away.

3) Don't ever accept gifts from your students. No matter the temptation

4) As a male teacher, don't ever ask your female students out even if she's giving you green light.

5) Avoid been too close to your female students.

Pls, so urgent. What does it mean to always seeing yourself sitting in keke?

The North are fully aware of Tinubu's result hence they push for him as a APC candidate believing that Abiola's faith await him.
In all you do, be careful with Northerners when it comes to politics. They are fully ing Atiku.

H

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Wike is a force!

Maize247:
Imagination

Till it happens!

donbachi:
Nothing of such will happen

What if happens?

TikToker Eno Alaric - who goes by @theradiantimetraveller and claims to be from the year 2671 - stressed that March 23 would mark a tumultuous day in which 'The Champion' would bring its hostages to a habitable planet.

And in their most recent clip, the creator, who is understood to be based in the US, announced that the species had indeed made its arrival at 2pm and 'was looking for the best engineers, scientists, doctors and leaders'.

'The 8,000 have a long journey ahead of them,' Eno added. 'About four years, since The Champion can travel faster than light.'

'Time-traveler' claims the alien invasion he predicted is complete and 8,000 people have been abducted - with the next set to take place in 2024
'Time-traveler' Eno Alaric has shared an update on the 'alien invasion'
They claim that 'The Champion' has now come and gone from planet Earth
The captured humans will allegedly protect us from the next alien invasion, which the space-aficionado claims is scheduled for 'mid 2024'.
The captured humans will allegedly protect us from the next alien invasion, which the space-aficionado claims is scheduled for 'mid 2024'.

Images shows how bad luck can strike when you least expect it
A previous break-down of the abducted suggested it will include around 200 doctors, 1000 farmers, 1000 engineers and mechanics 'and many more'.

The video went on to claim that the hostages are 'what keep the human species alive, from inside and outside threats'.

However, it would seem it's not all good news.

'Mankind is a threat to itself in many ways,' Eno continued. 'Such as fighting, and causing the first nuclear winter.'

They also warned that yet another alien species - The Distants - is now on its way to Earth and will arrive sometime next year.

The TikToker explained that they 'own' Earth, and that the Pyramid of Giza is their 'mark of ownership and control'.

In a previous video, The Distants were branded 'very hostile' and on a mission to take back the planet that's originally theirs.

Apparently, humans became 'more advances than the aliens thought', as Eno claims we will soon be facing them in our firs space battle.
'I want you all to know that you are safe,' they reassured. 'I am trying to warn you all of what's to come.'

In another clip, the 'time-traveler' also predicted that this month would see 'The Lost City of Atlantis' threaten everyone with a 'man made flood, that can cover the entire world'.

Eno also alleges that on April 9, a very famous celebrity will reveal that they faked their death, and on June 12 - a earthquake will open a five-mile deep trench which will unveil species previously thought to be extinct.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11898295/Time-traveler-claims-alien-invasion-predicted-complete.html?ito=social-facebookcomments&fbclid=IwAR2_ZoyreWX6nDJl-FeYZcjvnnwF5qt8pL_n72v046zz1f8452y7bAYb7dk

Faber:
Omo I am yet to hear of the church and Pastor that wedded Adam and Eve our so called first parents..., Adam use im hand wed Eve🤔🤔

Also I dey wonder everyday I see a bible, either Good News bible, KJV etc; how Adam and Even gave birth to only 3 sons, two died out of family squabble (Cain and Abel) the last one born is Seth. Now what baffles me is where Seth went and married the woman with whom he populated the world. Whose daughter Oga Seth married? 🤔🤔


Religion na scam, use your head...it is just a public association of people believing in some power and creator somewhere. No one can deny me my joy or carry me go where I no know or place a heavy burden on my head because of African version of Christianity...e no fit happen

Don't like commenting, but permit me to reply you.
Theologically speaking, the moment God made Adam to sleep and produce Eve from his rip, He(God) has officially ordain (officiated) thier union. That is, God acted as the pastor who officiated their wedding.
Secondly, we where told, according to scripture, that we have fallen Angels that settled on earth.

BeLookingIDIOT:

It will still remain a minority fraction even in the foreseeable future. That electric cars usage is growing isn't the question. The question is wether currently investing in fossil fuel is a bad business decision like you claim.

Not what I claim, rather what I believe.
My brother, rationally speaking, this is not ALL about Dangote, but the Nigeria government inclusive. This is the time Nigeria government should start diversifying.

BeLookingIDIOT:
Number of electric vehicles globally: 2.2%
Number of CNG vehicles globally: 0.02%

OP and co are the walking definitions of delusional.

Irrespective of your believe, Electric car is the future.
Thanks

Fuckingmallam45:

Why should they near the corridor of power?
Did Mark Zuckerberg, Satya Nadella, Sundar Pichai etc near the corridor of power? These young and vibrant children you're seeing today, have their potential to lead the technological world tommorow. They don't need to become the president, governor or what ever.

What is wrong in having genius in power. Hope you really enjoyed buhari tenure?

At the end of the day, these once won't be given opportunity to near the corridor of power, rather...

Bros! I don't think your classmates are afraid to speak . I think they are applying wisdom considering that they are already in final year.
If I were you, I could have waited till after my graduation before coming to the public.

Facebook and Instagram have launched a £10 paywall as Mark Zuckerberg copies Elon Musk’s Twitter blue ticks in a dash for paying subscribers.

The feature, rolled out in the UK on Tuesday, will allow s of the social media services to pay £9.99 a month in return for a blue tick verification badge on their profiles.

Meta Verified, the name of the new feature, also gives s access to extra features such as two-factor authentication, which provides extra security against hackers. s will have to a copy of a government-issued ID to the website.

Verified s can also use exclusive stickers across Facebook, Reels and Instagram Stories.

iPhone owners who pay for the new feature inside the Instagram or Facebook app will have to pay £11.99 per month, a result of a surcharge that Apple applies to purchases through its App Store.

Twitter launched a major overhaul of its own blue tick system under Mr Musk’s ownership.

Previously awarded only to s who Twitter’s staff deemed notable, blue ticks were put up for sale to anyone willing to pay $8 (£7), by order of the mercurial billionaire.

Meta’s verified feature was announced in March shortly after the company announced that it was making 10,000 redundancies.

Those layoffs followed 11,000 job cuts announced last November as Mr Zuckerberg’s company struggles with its metaverse vision.

Silicon Valley tech companies have collectively announced hundreds of thousands of redundancies over the past nine months as the end of pandemic-era restrictions weakened demand for consumer-facing tech products and services.
Would you pay £9.99 for a Facebook or Instagram blue tick?
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2023/05/16/facebook-paywall-zuckerberg-elon-musk-twitter/?utm_content=telegraph&utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=Echobox&utm_source=Facebook#Echobox=1684260284-1

Yet Nigeria is so calm as if nothing happens?

Take me to mama

Benki003:
Yeah I saw it, time to go retrieve my lost s 😏

Hahaha hahaha

Facebook s can now claim their share of a $725M privacy settlement. Here's how
ABC News' Alexis Christoforous breaks down the process on START HERE.

By the Numbers: Facebook settlement

A look at the numbers behind Facebo...Read More
Facebook s who had an at any time from May 2007 to the end of last year can now apply for their share of a $725 million privacy settlement that the platform’s parent company, Meta, agreed to last December.

In a 2018 lawsuit, Facebook was accused of improperly sharing the personal information of 87 million s with third-party rs, including Cambridge Analytica, the data firm linked to then-candidate Donald Trump’s 2016 presidential campaign.

Meta denies any liability or wrongdoing, but is agreeing to pay out the large settlement to s whose information may have been comprised during that time. ABC News Radio anchor Michelle Franzen spoke to ABC News correspondent Alexis Christoforous on START HERE to discuss the case’s background and how people can apply for their claim online at facebookprivacysettlement.com.

https://abcn.ws/3N3D4yY

For sale:
1) 2 single and 1 double sofa for sale.(just 2weeks old)
2). Spark 8c phone for sale. No scratches. Everything working perfectly well.
Location: Sagamu.

Blupen:
Davidson1010
Bros money no deh even me self fit copy am

I'm out

EmiDon11:
How come the price of vaseline just increased in my area?

This one shock Me o

MMempire:
Time for our girls to start the hustle here in 9ja.

Will u engage thier service?

KingDash09:
With dey smelling pussies

Hahaha hahaha hahaha 🤣😂.
I'm out

koladata:
enough internet for today.. this is where i turn off my phone

Hahaha hahaha 🤣😂

lanryco:
2046 still far na.... Chrst suppose don come before then


This I have seen

Hahaha hahaha. Hope u saw it rightly

Blupen:
Wow
i think say i don see everything but we are still going

Hahaha hahaha 🤣😂. Naija girls go soon copy this one

Jimbadly:
That side boobs view in the last picture tho.

U wicked

Moh247:
Japarian to UK must be ready to work... No free money

Hahaha hahaha 🤣😂

The British cleaner says in the six years she's been working as a naked cleaner she's had a range of clients - including some who just want company, naturists, and others who 'hope for something more'.

The cleaner, who describes herself as 'free-spirited' says the role has made her feel more body confident and even says it's empowering.

Lottie said: 'There's a fair few people who are creepy - a handful of the guys I clean for book cleaners on the premise they will get something else.

'I'm clear I'm there just to clean but they'll say that other cleaners have been strippers or given massages.

'The money has definitely helped. I wouldn't do it if I wasn't being paid the financial incentive.'

After dabbling in side-hustles like selling second hand clothes, Lottie picked up her first job as a naked cleaner in October 2017 as a way to earn some extra cash.

And now she posts about her adventures on her Instagram , @musings-from-a-naked-cleaner.

She worked in her local area, with a mix of clients hiring her services, and says the role appealed to her as she wanted to earn more money while meeting new people and trying new things.

She claims she works with a range of clients - from older men looking for company, to younger guys with disposable income who want to 'try something different'.

While most of her clients are friendly and don't overstep the mark, she says some can push things too far.

'I'm always looking for ways to make extra money and I quite like being naked, so I though "okay, I'll try it",' said Lottie.
One of my clients I cleaned for three time altogether, and his house was the dirtiest house I've ever come across in my life, teeming with dirt and grime.

I've cleaned for some younger guys who seem more sociable, they're out and about and just have disposable income and want to try something different.

'Another guy I've worked with [for the whole six years] is a nudist, so to him it's right up his street.

'He's already naked when I get in, we have a coffee and I play with his dog and then get to work.

'The clients will get naked as well - a few of them are quite nervous at first and keep their clothes on until they're confident enough to take them off.

'My friends and family know what I do, but I think they wonder why I do it. They think all these men are weird and creepy but in general they're nice people.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11854453/I-earn-50-naked-cleaner-like-clients-creepy-requests.html?ito=social-facebook

A newly detected asteroid has a very small chance of impacting the Earth in 2046, Nasa tweeted on Tuesday.

If it does hit, the asteroid, roughly the size of an Olympic swimming pool, may arrive on Valentine's Day 2046 according to Nasa calculations.

The closest the asteroid is expected to get to Earth is about 1.1 million miles (1.8m km), Nasa says.

But researchers are still collecting data, which they say may change predictions.

The asteroid, dubbed 2023 DW, has about a 1 in 560 chance of hitting Earth, according to Nasa. It's the only space rock on Nasa's risk list that ranks a 1 on the Torino Impact Hazard Scale.
The scale, which goes from 0-10, measures the risk of space objects colliding with Earth. All other objects on the scale rank 0, indicating no risk for impact.

A ranking of 1 means that an actual collision is extremely unlikely and no cause for public concern, Nasa's Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) says.

"This object is not particularly concerning," JPL navigation engineer Davide Farnocchia told CNN.

If it does collide with us, 2023 DW would not have the same doomsday effect as the asteroid that decimated the Earth's dinosaurs 66 million years ago. That asteroid was far bigger at 7.5 miles (12km) wide, Scientific American says.
While with an asteroid seems unlikely, scientists have been preparing for such an encounter for years. Last October, Nasa confirmed the agency's Double Asteroid Redirection Test (Dart) mission had successfully changed the travel path of a small asteroid by slamming a spacecraft into it.

"That's the very reason why we flew that mission," Mr Farnocchia said, "and that mission was a spectacular success."
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-64919125?at_bbc_team=editorial&at_campaign=Social_Flow&at_ptr_name=facebook_page&at_link_origin=BBC_News&at_campaign_type=owned&at_link_type=web_link&at_format=link&at_link_id=A01A5ADC-BF91-11ED-BF28-92187F934D9D&at_medium=social.