NewStats: 3,263,955 , 8,182,079 topics. Date: Monday, 09 June 2025 at 03:19 AM 6w6p3i

$186k sale today, it can only be God.. Pictures coming soon.

It's now about what part of the country he/she is from..SMH

Greedy idiot.... You guys are the set of people spoiling this country

This one sef wan chop from national cake.

Nonsense. They should all go to hell. Nobody cares about your stupid competitions. If you like sef score 5000 - 0 nobody fûcking cares, idiots celebrating nonsense and inconsequential things when our country has been suffering at the hands of bad leaders for more than 60 years since Independence. I'm even surprised some stupid set of people are still proud of representing this useless zoo

I realise that some women are just waiting on their rich husbands to die so that they can assume power and start enjoying their husbands wealth and they are praying that they(the wifes) don't become too old before that happens. How can a mother, be fighting her own children because of husbands wealth? That's the height of immaturity to me. I feel like most of these women just want to have control and to start living a life they could not live under their husbands.

Sad

Dyfynezz12:
Shey na u open the company 4 them
U want to use 100 nd win 1m

u never hear of person wey use 500 chop 50 million? Go and ask of mayor of ekiti

Sirchiboy:
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How long did you last

about 30-35 I think

Alusiizizi:


So this is what is ing for achievement these days. Your mates are busy working out how they are going to launch careers/business, make money and become the men that they were meant to be, yet you are here congratulating yourself on your escapades with one olosho. My condolences goes not to you but to the parents who bore and struggled to raise the human waste that you turned out to be!!

Just by reading the crap you typed, I can tell you've gone through and still going through a lot of hardship in your life. Don't worry, everything will be alright. Try dey fûck once once abeg, e get why. If you can't afford a hooker, just send me your number make I press something put for you there. Or even if you're not into hookers, still drop am, make you use am buy beer drink.

God knows sey the day I mistakenly become HIV positive, Na that time the real fûcking go begin. No more condom sex. I must make sure I give it to a milllion Nigerians before I die.

Illegal1:


omoh.......funny guy,see as u jst dey happy lyk person wen win lotto

Omo, this one lotto bro. toto is sweet abeg. Omo, if you see the way I fûck this lady yesterday mehnn, I'm sure you no go believe say I be virgin. I make sure sey I engage every part of her body, I squeeze and suck bress tire guyyyyyyy The thing wey come pain me small be sey she no come dey too moan as I expect but anyhow, I still enjoy am die. Tomorrow Na another day

Bunch of useless people..

Roozart:
Congrats man. Hope day you no tell her say you be fresher

I no tell am ohh

MechanicMike:



congrats....did u pour inside?

no naaa

tightpuna:
well done bro many more banging on your way..

Amen ohhh

Adiadi1:
You keep talking carelessly to people thinking that we are all anonymous abi? To extract your IP address from nairaland no hard, your doomsday is coming. Neither Nairaland nor your $10 will help you that day.

Mehnn just shut up please. Stop trying to sound sophisticated like you actually know what you're talking about, because you don't.

ImmanuelMyron:
What a achievement.
This is purely bullshit.
You and sex worker?

your first sentence is grammatically incorrect and a testament to your lack of intellectual sophistication. It's "what an achievement" not "what a achievement".... Thank you

Previous thread
https://nairaland.unblockandhide.com/7708687/should-tell-olosho-im-virgin

Nairalanders come and rejoice with me. As from today 31st of may, 2023, I am officially no longer a virgin, glory be to God.
Mehnn, I had my first sex yesterday and It was the best feeling I've ever had in my entire life. I want to specially thank @westlius, Omo that mixture you recommended really worked like magic. I really had alot of fun mehnn, that thing sweet dieeeeeeeee. You needed to see the way i was sucking and fu*king simultaneously, pressing and pressing, Godddddd. I couldn't believe a first timer like me could fu*k like that ohh omo. To be honest, I felt like my years of watching porn really helped me not to look like a novice.
I'm planning on hooking up with the lady again for another one tomorrow by the grace of God. Thanks guys

CodeTemplar:
wrong.

12 triangles

Reminderz:

op, take this advice and watch you life get destroyed slowly...

do not have sex with prostitutes, do not have sex with sex workers.. they are filled with demons and bad lucks...

stay away from fornication, at 21, nor be wetin suppose dey your head be this...

Demons? abeg go and sip some juice and sleep, you need it I go use condom sha so don't worry.

Sirchiboy:
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How much did she charge you?

10k

Illegal1:
Omoh.......take 250mg of tramadol then lock up,nah she go later beg u to stop bcus u no go relex..

bt eat better food 1st ooh,make u no go sleep or vomit anyhow inside hotel room ooh

Bro tramadol ?😒 I know sey I spoil but I no sure sey I don reach that level. Where I wan even see tramadol buy? Where I even know sey them dey sell tramadol?

Long story short, I'm 21 and I saw this fine lady on codedrunz yesterday, chatted her up and we agreed to meet at a hotel later today. I'm very excited because it's going to be my first time having sex but at the same time I'm scared of fu*king up. Anytime I masturbate, I no dey use up to 3 minutes before I don release so I'm very worried of the same scenario playing out later tonight, I don't want the girl to feel I'm a novice because she's five years older than me, I don't want her to be looking at me like a small boy...

Should I just tell her plain that I'm a virgin in advance so that she wouldn't be of high expectations or I should just lock up. I bought some sex enhancers but I'm scared of using them because of the negative things I've heard about them.

Please I need your advice

Sapele water

Exnavyboy62:


Other Navies are going for stealth frigates, Nigerian Navy wants to refurbish a 42 years old frigate. Who do us like this 😭??

Why should we be spending on military hardware we don't need? Stealth frigates to fight who exactly? Boko haram?

Shaytun:
Continue

Bro why the fûck is that computer running windows 7 ? you've got to be fûcking kidding me

ikechukz:
Still available

Bro I have a laptop to sell, don't know if you'll be Interested to buy

yemmybx:
75k

Add 45k come and collect this if you're in Lagos

Very neat Acer laptop

Comes with:
.7th generation Intel core i3 processor( more
powerful than i5 5th gen)
.8gb of DDR4 RAM(upgradable to 16gb)
.Huge 1TB internal storage
.Keyboard light for night use
.6hrs battery life
.Little fault (you just have to repair the right
side open and close hinge, that is all)
.Price- 180k 120k (slightly negotiable)
.Location- Festac Lagos state
.Call/WhatsApp 0-9-0-2-1-3-9-2-9-2-7