NewStats: 3,263,887 , 8,181,773 topics. Date: Sunday, 08 June 2025 at 03:51 PM 1l4s

I eat 2 slices before going out on a normal day, then max of 4 slices if I plan to add fried eggs and other stuffs. I have a loaf of bread in my freezer that I've been eating for the past two weeks and it's still remaining like 8 slices.

sammysneh:

Lol, are u a student there

Not anymore, but I heard the situation there has gotten worse.

sammysneh:
Can't wait for FUTO to resume

So you can swim in pọtọpọtọ Ihiagwa road

Humans are like viruses, slowly destroying the earth. If I had Thanos' gauntlet, I wouldn't think twice before snapping my fingers.

KidDarkness:

Simp, simp, simp.... A word you just heard recently. Pretty sure you can't spell the full word without checking your dictionary. I only simp on sundays, so are you happy now?

Yeah I'm happy now, it made my empty stomach full

KidDarkness:

Dude calm down. Zzor just gave her opinion just as everyone else. Though she may be kinda hard most times but if you get to understand her, you would just smile at her every comments because you would always expect it

genius43:


I am not a seller

Okay

genius43:


More like good replacement charger, you can't get an OEM Charger

Do you have any for sale

Is there anyone selling Original Xiaomi charger here?

phrancys001:
Micra a.k.a "ibadan bentley"

Nissan Micra is to Abeokuta what Audi 80 is to Benin City

Jajasabali:

But shows lg when you put it on?
How did they by that

These TVs come with operating system that can be customised. If you check less popular tv brands like Looka, Uka etc, you'll find out that they all look the same, even the interface when completely booted looks the same.

Jajasabali:
Na lg..but china version..
Nothing serious..if youre careful enough you go enjoy am...just dont be careless with it

There's nothing LG about that TV. They buy generic TVs from China, then print LG cartons and other accessories.

I've actually seen where they couple this TV at Alaba, na so I put hand for head that day.

I'll be back

Vikkoh:
What about eating Bread in a dream? Who can help with its interpretation should quote me abeg.

What interpretation do you need? Next time keep akara by the side before sleeping, so you go fit take am chop the bread for dream.
Some would say it's a bad omen but if me see food for dream, I chop am lick plate .

BigJoe19:
His name is not maroon 5 dummy is name is Adam Levine. Maroon 5 is a pop group and Adam Levine is their lead singer.

I bet that only few people know this

peacesampson:
Hi friends...if as a girl u are a graduate, will you marry a non graduate who is not business (not big yet )..

With this your English, na aboki you suppose marry

Nickshrapnel:
Wrong, what I can’t have, I must destroy! Darkseid just want to enslave all that exists and rule over them

Yeah, that has been my plan from the beginning.

You forgot to include that she was dark skinned in I need to know

She's thanking Nigerians for their prayers
If God had answered the prayers of Nigerians, she wouldn't be alive.

I'm starting to get hooked on soy sauce

This one sweet me, serves the idiot guy right. You can do a romantic proposal inside the house but no, they want to shut down social media

primestreams:

can't wait to feel my Redmi 8

I hear people calling the battery a beast

I want to test it

The battery is super awesome; even though the battery of my Redmi Note 7 lasts very long, when I'll be looking for charger at 30%, my bro's Redmi 8 would still be at 75% even when he plays games all day.

mariahAngel:


For these words, Okwesiri ka ndi ichie mapu gi n'iwu

No shaking

donstefano8:



Am not this still in production as the case maybe, if wanna get this now it definitely be way higher than the original price.

I think it was discontinued in 2015 but it's still very high in demand, even used ones are going for as high as $1.5m. So far I don save ₦100k for the ride but I know say things go sorbobo before the next two years

Damn! What a beauty, I fvcking love trucks, I'm still saving for my Mercedes Benz G63 6x6 that I plan to buy in 2022

mariahAngel:


I don't know which is which o, all I know is the more the roughness, the tastier the yam

Yam wey dey sweet to peel, no dey sweet to chop

As if any type of yam dey sweet before, I always wonder how people enjoy that stuff called yam.

I seriously don't know what people enjoy from being high, to even taste weed dey fear me let alone doing drugs; it is well

viettastitches:

It's exactly like this one

That stuff gave me the shocking that made my life flash before my eyes, my hands were just glued to the pot and I don't even know how I managed to remove them.
After the shock, I just sat down with my two hands above my head to think about how it would have all ended; I finally sold it last week to aboki for ₦300

This is the funniest shit that I've read since the beginning of this week

Wildlife photographer wey dey fear ordinary small non-venomous snake, I wonder what would happen when you face a lion
I love the first picture though, it's really cool.

Night chow: vegetable soup + pepper sauce + lime drink