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Y'all are so funny sha. You don't know if she's in the hair business.
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acadollar: That's the job of an Online Crisis Manager. Not Social Media Influencer. 1 Like |
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jayson87:Use Google my brother.. . This is the 21st century |
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jayson87:I think you need to know that Wizkid co-wrote and co-produced One Dance. With other producer being DJ maphorisa. Drake was mainly put Frontline... |
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Vickiweezy:SO THIS IS DRESSING SIMPLE TO YOU! 1 Like |
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bamirotola:Why so ignorant tho? Read the heading again please. |
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Power of networking. All glory to God
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This are the qualities our girls should be having and not "I can twerk, My butt is my biggest asset" ![]() Mynd44, Lalasticlala I summon you all |
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Misstechy please kindly,check your mail inbox. I sent you a message.
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Its really funny, how I see folks of both old and young ones planning really big for Val’s day, and I’m like, its just a regular day again. Fine, they gave it a special name *rolls eyes*. Changes nothing, till I stepped out. Ok, I woke up this morning sent a few happy Valentine messages (since its lovers day and I love my friends), got prepared for work and on my way to the busstop, Lo and behold! it was a flock of people wearing red. From students to teachers to some workers and I was like *Wawu! I never knew Valentine was this serious na? Seated in the office now, working and the receptionist just came in with two boxes of cupcakes and trust me, I literally jumped up with an elated face with a chin to chin wide grin until I heard her screaming “its for the ladies!!!” mtcheeew, madam swerve… As for the, engaged, married and co, it was really Valentine, as gifts and parcels were seen flying everywhere and all I had to do was bury my head in my work and my handkerchief being my run-to bestie as all I got for Valentine was CATARRH!!! instead of getting intimidated by their numerous “awwwn calls” *sighs* I hope y’all are enjoyed or are still enjoying your Valentine so far? Don’t worry about me, I have bought another handkerchief to cry with, since this relationship people, won’t let us have peace… Originally posted in this little blog of mine ![]() https://urbanoversabi./2017/02/14/its-valentines-day/ |
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Most times, I try to be that bigger person, even in the most crappy situations. Hurt people, hurt people. I get it. But sometimes, I’m not in a position where seeing things, this way is a viable healthy solution for me. Forgiveness and comion, can fetch you the moral high ground, but it requires labor; being a Man in Nigeria alone, means I expend so much labor just surviving… There are times, when you are hurt by someone, you seem to be higher than you, someone, you feel is far more better than you, but that’s where the lotto is being played… Low Self-Esteem. What about being hurt by someone ,who’s hurt? and I’m in that puzzle of not knowing whether to be the bigger person or just go all vocal and haywire… I mean, why do I have to be that bigger person again, knowing fully well it will always haunt me emotionally, because I couldn’t vent or be on the innocent side for once, or getting to be the one that was heaping the blames on the other half. Now, I get to be the one that’s hurt, left devastated deep down, all for what?; because I never wanted to hurt anyone, because I wanted it to just slide, because I wanted you to be happy … but deep down, like deep down, I’m getting roasted, all because I’m being the bigger person. And then what? I’m being seen as weak , one who can be dominated, subconsciously making my feelings worthless and of less importance… But hey! a little surprise, would you mind, if I told you, I’ve learnt when to play the bigger the person role and when not to. as ive finally found out all it does, is to encourage turning the other cheek, which is now being the usual routine, as I have to always turn the right cheek then left and right again and on and on it goes… But now, I’ve decided to stand up to whatever, it is you’re bringing my way and having to let you have a feel of what’s been on my mind. Hopefully, I won’t be seen as weak anymore… Adios. Originally posted in; https://urbanoversabi./2017/02/13/when-being-the-bigger-person-hurts/ |
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I compiled this list, as I sit here stirring through window of this old rickety Danfo (sighs), waiting endlessly for it to be filled up as quick as possible. These are quick guides to living in Lagos, as nobody wants to enter bus *mtcheew* 1. Be Ready To Sweat: As unserious as it sounds, it’s almost like 5&6 with being a lagosian. There are days, when I’m dressed up and heading out, and I just become weak instantly, knowing that I’m gonna sweat before getting to my destination, because of traffic. I Pity the ladies the most… They become Dracula in broad daylight… 2.The Fake Beggars: This ones annoy me every time! Always!!!. I mean, they’ll come to you, while you’re jejely sitted on a Danfo and start giving you prayers you never knew exists. Prayers like “Bros you no go pour sand inside polybag send go home” and I was like Reallllly. In fact, I had to call Mum to explain it to me. 3.Endless Traffic : This one in particular, is why you see most people walking hurriedly like the Pearly Gates of Heaven is about to be shut and are running to catch up. It has turned Lagosians into half sleepers, because they wanna beat the traffic which unfortunately, they might still arrive late at their place of work. 4.No Change : The Conductors and drivers always shouting it like its their motto mtch. Even when you can count out your whole #350 change from his bundle of money. So, please when going out, please always, please, I’m begging you… Go out with spare little denominations, to avoid stories that touch or having to argue yeye argument, when you’re supposed to be rushing to your workplace. 5.Follow Peace With All Men : This, goes to both Guys and ladies, but mostly ladies. I really feel their pain when at markets like Yaba, Ikeja and others. On one occasion, I was at Yaba and a trader (confirm Igbo boy) called a Lady “skkss Ello fine girl, con buy g’strings, na ya size, see am” at the same time putting it around her waist, and she turned and slapped “Bro.Emeka”. Before, she knew it, “Emeka” and his pepperdem gang started raining insults on poor Aunty. Sadly, She had to write a Peace Treaty to be free… 6.Be At Alert : I don’t think you need to be told this… Them *spiders* are always roaming about, most especially at bustops. They are always pretending to be engers meanwhile they are Ph.D certified pick pockets… 7.Just Don't Cross : Too many a times, people get caught by Lastma/Kai for crossing the main road and you start hearing pleadings like “please Sir, I no see am on time“. To avoid such scenarios and disgrace, just kindly use the bridge, even tho some might be a bit far to where you’re actually going but, USE IT, it will save you some stress… 1 Like 1 Share |
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So many times, I ask myself, how do I look? how come my face is in this form? how’s my body stature like this? knowing fully well, ripped body, abs and biceps is near “unimpossible” for me :oops:. So I thought, if I could think about this, then how about the plus sized folks, who the society has given the “see as he/she fat look ” how do they see themselves?, hope their self confidence ain’t dead… Too many people, with the thoughts of why can’t I be like, Tara,Okon, Musa or Nnenna. Too many people suffering from one yeye complex tin. Case Study. (Mr E) It’s exam period in my school, as y’all know already ![]() Seeing Mr.E, I feel bad… I know you’re wondering why? But here’s a little something, why I feel bad… Mr.E, is always chasing after his friends, doesn’t think for himself, looking up to them, as they influence his decisions greatly, and I wonder, how he does it, whenever he’s hungry, or wants to poo. (lol , I’m sorry, couldn’t help it). This afternoon, after exam stuffs na, we all were just gisting and whining, y’all sabi guys talk na… It became so glaring, he didn’t have an opinion of his, as he concurred to every opinion, trynna impress his friends, used curse words, because his friends did, trying so hard to fit in the clique, accepting things, he won’t accept normally. Doing things he doesn’t do, and guess what?… I heard it’s called Inferiority Complex! . It got me thinking, there’s quite a number of people,Who aren’t happy, who aren’t true, who believe they are worthless, who…in fact Inferiority is all they express! Damn it!!! And I ask, how long, are they gonna live like that… You’re beautiful, you’re awesome, you’re God’s creation and not make believe, be unapologetically real, be true, be Confident, Boy! You better love yourself or nobody will. I say these words whenever I feel like I’m beginning to feel that yeye complex tin, Mtcheew . (it’s my secret pep talk tho ). This gives a very big head_start in life as growing adults,and at least, we won’t be hearing much of, suicide news… Goodnight y’all, till the next time. I love you all (feeling sad :|). Ciao . Originally Posted In : https://urbanoversabi./2017/01/10/beyoutiful-%e2%9c%8c/
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Yeah, you heard that right! Urbanoversabi was able to land a job as a content developer which happens to be my first, so I’m getting the perks *grins*. It’s in a new gas firm, which is doing well actually, so you know where most of my energy and time has been channeled to lately and to talk about how I missed this place “oh gawd” Oh, how much I’ve missed being here! It’s not been easy really, as it being my first ever official job, and in a really really different sector entirely it’s been brain_tasking, you know, having to brainstorm on articles and keeping abreast with latest info(s) et all. But hey! I’ve been learning ever since, it has widened my horizon so far, you know, learning something really different and of interest in a way, is exciting, which I really am. It’s located here in this hustling and bustling city – Lagos, around Fadeyi axis, which is somewhat a distance from where I stay, considering Lagos infamous traffic but guess what guys? I’m gonna be sharing updates about Lagos Life. You like that don’t you ![]() Peace out. Originally Posted in : https://urbanoversabi./2017/02/08/14-days-into-my-first-job
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I compiled this list, as I sit here stirring through window of this old rickety I compiled this list, as I sit here stirring through window of this old rickety Danfo (sighs), waiting endlessly for it to be filled up as quick as possible. These are quick guides to living in Lagos, as nobody wants to enter bus *mtcheew* Be Ready To Sweat: As unserious as it sounds, it’s almost like 5&6 with being a lagosian. There are days, when I’m dressed up and heading out, and I just become weak instantly, knowing that I’m gonna sweat before getting to my destination, because of traffic. I Pity the ladies the most… They become Dracula in broad daylight… The Fake Beggars: This ones annoy me every time! Always!!!. I mean, they’ll come to you, while you’re jejely sitted on a Danfo and start giving you prayers you never knew exists. Prayers like “Bros you no go pour sand inside polybag send go home” and I was like Reallllly. In fact, I had to call Mum to explain it to me. Endless Traffic: This one in particular, is why you see most people walking hurriedly like the Pearly Gates of Heaven is about to be shut and are running to catch up. It has turned Lagosians into half sleepers, because they wanna beat the traffic which unfortunately, they might still arrive late at their place of work. No Change: The Conductors and drivers always shouting it like its their motto mtch. Even when you can count out your whole #350 change from his bundle of money. So, please when going out, please always, please, I’m begging you… Go out with spare little denominations, to avoid stories that touch or having to argue yeye argument, when you’re supposed to be rushing to your workplace. Follow Peace With All Men: This, goes to both Guys and ladies, but mostly ladies. I really feel their pain when at markets like Yaba, Ikeja and others. On one occasion, I was at Yaba and a trader (confirm Igbo boy) called a Lady “skkss Ello fine girl, con buy g’strings, na ya size, see am” at the same time putting it around her waist, and she turned and slapped “Bro.Emeka”. Before, she knew it, “Emeka” and his pepperdem gang started raining insults on poor Aunty. Sadly, She had to write a Peace Treaty to be free… Be At Alert: I don’t think you need to be told this… Them *spiders* are always roaming about, most especially at bustops. They are always pretending to be engers meanwhile they are Ph.D certified pick pockets… Just Don’t Cross: Too many a times, people get caught by Lastma/Kai for crossing the main road and you start hearing pleadings like “please Sir, I no see am on time“. To avoid such scenarios and disgrace, just kindly use the bridge, even tho some might be a bit far to where you’re actually going but, USE IT, it will save you some stress… Originally posted in : https://urbanoversabi./2017/02/09/7-guides-to-living-in-lagos/ 1 Share |
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michaelwilli:Na we get am! 1 Like |
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I compiled this list, as I sit here stirring through window of this old rickety I compiled this list, as I sit here stirring through window of this old rickety Danfo (sighs), waiting endlessly for it to be filled up as quick as possible. These are quick guides to living in Lagos, as nobody wants to enter bus *mtcheew* Be Ready To Sweat: As unserious as it sounds, it’s almost like 5&6 with being a lagosian. There are days, when I’m dressed up and heading out, and I just become weak instantly, knowing that I’m gonna sweat before getting to my destination, because of traffic. I Pity the ladies the most… They become Dracula in broad daylight… The Fake Beggars: This ones annoy me every time! Always!!!. I mean, they’ll come to you, while you’re jejely sitted on a Danfo and start giving you prayers you never knew exists. Prayers like “Bros you no go pour sand inside polybag send go home” and I was like Reallllly. In fact, I had to call Mum to explain it to me. Endless Traffic: This one in particular, is why you see most people walking hurriedly like the Pearly Gates of Heaven is about to be shut and are running to catch up. It has turned Lagosians into half sleepers, because they wanna beat the traffic which unfortunately, they might still arrive late at their place of work. No Change: The Conductors and drivers always shouting it like its their motto mtch. Even when you can count out your whole #350 change from his bundle of money. So, please when going out, please always, please, I’m begging you… Go out with spare little denominations, to avoid stories that touch or having to argue yeye argument, when you’re supposed to be rushing to your workplace. Follow Peace With All Men: This, goes to both Guys and ladies, but mostly ladies. I really feel their pain when at markets like Yaba, Ikeja and others. On one occasion, I was at Yaba and a trader (confirm Igbo boy) called a Lady “skkss Ello fine girl, con buy g’strings, na ya size, see am” at the same time putting it around her waist, and she turned and slapped “Bro.Emeka”. Before, she knew it, “Emeka” and his pepperdem gang started raining insults on poor Aunty. Sadly, She had to write a Peace Treaty to be free… Be At Alert: I don’t think you need to be told this… Them *spiders* are always roaming about, most especially at bustops. They are always pretending to be engers meanwhile they are Ph.D certified pick pockets… Just Don’t Cross: Too many a times, people get caught by Lastma/Kai for crossing the main road and you start hearing pleadings like “please Sir, I no see am on time“. To avoid such scenarios and disgrace, just kindly use the bridge, even tho some might be a bit far to where you’re actually going but, USE IT, it will save you some stress… Originally posted in : https://urbanoversabi./2017/02/09/7-guides-to-living-in-lagos/ 1 Like 1 Share |
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stinggy:Chief, I'm a Hard core J. Cole fan, but Kendrick killed Black Friday, I mean from the composition, to his voice, to his dissing stupid rappers. It was just hot. Kendrick is more of a Poet, he's a deep poet that, you gotta use your dictionary or Google search or phrases he uses. J. Cole speaks to you while Kendrick speaks for you. Go listen to Untitled Unmastered 01,its about rapture, but you gotta be effing attentive to get it. |
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stinggy:Chief, I'm a Hard core J. Cole fan, but Kendrick killed black Friday |
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You've all missed the big picture, check out the pants he's wearing, it's actually not a pant. But a jogger like pant. I dunno if you understand?. Wasn't he supposed to be putting on a singlet, being that he's wearing a shirt and a Tuxedo. He wore a black vest instead and a jogger pant, to actually be his later outfit for the night. It's all been staged guys... ![]() |
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Ndubuisipaul1:Please is this Paul from Unical, Mbbs? |
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Did your wife attend a University? If so, how did your MIL behave? Was she always visiting her daughter every weekend saying "she misses her daughter"?. Atimes you need to be hard hearted and also pray for wisdom on how to tell her, so she succumbs to your request. My 10 naira tho. 2 Likes |
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Finding means to boost their economy after their EU exit. They're really generating revenues from Nigerians through education, tourism and business purposes. Coming with 750pounds. Just negodu ![]() Dear UK, don't entice us 2 Likes |
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Seems Google got their Android inspiration from this first robot. First Robot. To think of it they're even Blacks! #blacklivesmatter |
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Seems Google got their inspiration from this first robot. First Robot. To think of it they're even Blacks! #blacklivesmatter
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So, Baby fresh is now Mr.Invicible in the first picture. The clubbing involved the whole label. Bigots everywhere.
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They were a part of the Glo X Factor sometimes ago. The kidnapping is true.
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Let me burst your bubbles, some of those are owned by their bosses, but because you barely recognize their bosses, you think it's theirs. E.g that picture of Lil kesh and the Range Rover, is Olamide's. If you follow Olamide on Instagram you should have seen him "Olamide" driving with Lil kesh by the side. Or is the boss driving his worker
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Please if there should be probing in schools, TASUED's VC should be on the list...
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